"Ahh! My pants don't taste good. Don't bite my pants! I only have this pair of pants, please help me!"
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The crowd instantly became chaotic because of the man's act of luring the wolf into the house. Several young people who were still gloating about his misfortune also enjoyed what the young man had just experienced, and could no longer laugh at others.
As the pig collided, everyone present scattered in all directions, scrambling to escape from the pig's range.
Another person was chasing a pig and was panicking. He suddenly saw a big tree in front of him. He didn't have time to think about it and climbed up the tree. Unfortunately, he forgot the fact that he couldn't climb trees and tried his best to climb up the tree.
I squirmed for a long time, but instead of climbing up, I was even lower than where I jumped at the beginning.
Then Zhang Yu saw a scene that made him laugh out loud. He saw the pig biting the man's buttocks, biting open the outer trousers, revealing the bright red underwear underneath.
Looking at the bright red underwear, Zhang Yu warned himself in his heart to pay attention to the situation, but he couldn't laugh at this time, he couldn't laugh! He couldn't show too much gloating.
But no matter what, he still wanted to laugh.
The reason why Zhang Yu was so relaxed and had no intention of rushing to save people was actually because he had already seen through what happened just now that this pig was domesticated and its attack power was not too great and it was not harmful to anyone.
I mean, it's just that the people in front of me may not have reacted for a while, that's why they were so flustered.
What Zhang Yu could see, how could Director Du not see it? Not only did he see it, he saw it very clearly.
Because he could see clearly, Du Guanjun's face turned even darker when he saw the messy scene in front of him and the screams. After his ears were attacked by the screams again, he couldn't help but roar loudly:
"Stop! Stop everyone!"
The sonorous and powerful voice calmed the chaotic crowd, and also caused the people who were fleeing to stop.
When they first saw Du Guanjun, several people's eyes lit up, and one person even rushed to him and said loudly: "Director, the director is in trouble, the pigs have escaped."
"Nonsense, I have eyes, how can I still not see?" Du Guanjun was furious at what he said. He was not blind, how could he not see the pig running away?
Looking at the people who were still indifferent and waiting for him to make up his mind, Du Guanjun felt that these people had made him lose face in front of Little Master Zhang. Du Guanjun took a deep breath, and finally couldn't help but roared: "You guys are
A pig? A pig has escaped. You guys, why don't you catch it back quickly? It's howling like a woman here. Is there any use in looking for me? What's the use of looking for me?
Why don't you go catch the pig quickly? If the pig escapes, you will eat your shit!"
"Oh! Yes, yes, we're going to catch him right now, we're going to catch him right now." The man just woke up after being yelled at by Du Guanjun, and his heart suddenly became cold. It's over. What did he just do?
, or in front of the leader.
Why did you become so stupid just now?
It’s over, it’s over!
I actually acted stupidly in front of the factory director, and the promotion opportunity I finally fought for was probably ruined.
With the intention of atonement for his sins, the man began to loudly instruct everyone present to start catching pigs.
I have to say that he was still a little clever. Facing some people who were afraid to come forward, he shouted loudly: "Is that a pig? That's meat, edible meat!"
If it gets away, there will be no meat in our factory."
Sure enough, for people in this era, meat is the most motivating thing. As soon as the man's words came out, everyone present seemed to have been given a shot of blood, and all fear and other things disappeared.
There is only one thought in everyone's mind, and that is meat. When eating meat, you must not let the meat escape!
Everyone immediately changed direction, picked up nearby objects that could be used as weapons, and tacitly moved around the pig, trying to drive it back into the temporary pig pen set up by the logistics department.
The young man named Dongliang was also stunned. Seeing that there was really nothing left, he temporarily grabbed a brick for paving the ground from the ground, held the brick and rushed towards the pig.
Seeing his actions, the little leader in charge turned pale, and then shouted loudly: "Dongliang, you are crazy, you don't want to die!"
Dongliang, who was singled out by name, suddenly stopped. Looking at the little boss with a face as dark as ink, he suddenly felt guilty and silently hid the brick he was holding behind his back. Seeing his actions, the little boss's head suddenly started to hurt.
He seemed to understand the way Director Du looked at him just now.
He seemed to understand, that feeling of being so angry that an idiot was speechless.
Bah, bah, bah! I am not an idiot, I was just confused for a moment.
It's all my fault that this guy Dongliang has distorted his thinking.
Before the little leader could recover, the pig seemed to notice the murderous intent in everyone's eyes. When he was about to rush in front of one of them, he stopped abruptly, and then when no one could react, he jumped out from somewhere.
He rushed out from every gap.
Everyone was stunned when they saw the pig rushing out.
The little boss reacted very quickly this time. Before anyone could react, he shouted loudly: "Chase quickly! Chase quickly! Don't let the pig escape! There is no wall on that side.
The wall hasn’t been built yet.”
Along with his voice, everyone suddenly remembered that the wall in the direction where the pig ran was not built yet, and there was a wasteland outside. If the pig really ran out, it would not be so easy to find it back.
’s matter.
When they thought about the meat that they were about to eat, it flew away like the cooked duck. Everyone present was trembling, as if a force was injected into their bodies, they chased the pig crazily in the direction it was running.
So Zhang Yu saw a pig running crazily in front, and a group of people chasing after it crazily. After hearing about the pig running away, the people he met along the way also took the initiative to join the crowd chasing the pig.
Only Du Guanjun, who had a dark face, was left there, Lin's father and Zhang Yu were watching the excitement, and the young man who was unlucky enough to have his pants bitten by a pig, exposing his red underwear.
At this time, young Na Ming looked at the factory director in front of him, feeling desperate in his heart and wishing he could find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
Just when Zhang Yu thought that this matter was over, the news from the little boss made everyone look in disbelief.
"It's gone, the pig is gone!" Du Guanjun shouted in disbelief. He felt that he was dreaming. There were so many people chasing a pig, but the pig actually got lost.