Five hundred and ninety-nine, a battle of wits and courage
Zhang Yu tapped Qi Gang's forehead with his finger, then looked at the group of children next to him, and warned seriously: "You all should come over and take a look. Remember, this kind of snake is poisonous. You should avoid it quickly when you encounter it in the future."
Come on, never reach out and grab it like him."
Seeing the children's half-knowledge and lack of understanding, Zhang Yu added another sentence that they could understand better: "If you are bitten by this kind of snake, you will never see your family again."
Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, the child who originally wanted to approach the snake immediately took a few steps back, with a scared expression on his face.
These children are young and may not understand the true meaning of venomous snakes, but not being able to see their parents is their biggest fear.
However, not every child is so obedient to discipline. There are always one or two thorns in a group of children. For example, Qi Gang, who still looked unconvinced after listening to Zhang Yu's words: "Didn't he get bitten too?
I'm an expert at catching snakes. I've caught them so many times but I've never been bitten.
Such a small snake is nothing to me, how could it be bitten? I have caught snakes much bigger than this before."
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Yu's expression changed again. This was not the first time.
He took a look at the snake in the net bag. It was definitely more than half a meter. This size was already considered the leader among Siberian vipers. If it was much bigger than this, how big would it be?
The most important thing is that he accidentally discovered it this time. Did Qi Gang catch a venomous snake in a place where the adults couldn't see it? Did he also show off like this?
Thinking like this, Zhang Yu's eyes became more and more dangerous. It seems that some children should enjoy the "love education" from both parents.
Although he didn't see Zhang Yu's plan, the instinct of the little animal still told Qi Gang that it was dangerous, making him shiver involuntarily and realizing that something was wrong.
He quietly raised his head and looked at Zhang Yu's face. Although he didn't see any difference, he still involuntarily moved to the side, as far away from Zhang Yu as possible and away from the source of danger that he felt.
He was even prepared to run away if anything went wrong.
Seeing his plan from his posture, Zhang Yu laughed angrily. Did he want to run away?
Zhang Yu silently tied the net bag with the snake in his hand to the pillar, freed his hands, and then walked towards Qi Gang.
The moment Uncle Xiao Yu laughed out loud, Qi Gang sensed the supreme danger. The moment he saw Uncle Xiao Yu walking towards him, he no longer had time to think about it. His first reaction prompted him to run away.
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It's a pity that the age difference of nearly ten years brings not only the changes of time, but also the advantages of height and body shape. Especially when he was young, the ten-year gap was even more obvious. Just like now, when I see him changing postures and thinking
The moment he was about to escape, Zhang Yu stretched out his hand and easily held the collar of his neck.
Qi Gang, who was grabbed by the back of the neck, struggled hard and said, "Uncle Xiaoyu, what are you doing? Let me go, I still have something to do."
Seeing that Zhang Yu didn't respond, he changed his approach: "Uncle Xiao Yu, my little brother is still watching, can you give me some face? If you do this, how can I stand in front of my little brother in the future?"
Seeing that he was still unmoved, Qi Gang's tone turned into pleading: "Uncle Xiao Yu, please let me go. I feel so uncomfortable. Uncle Xiao Yu, please let me go just this once!"
Seeing that he had exhausted all his methods, Uncle Xiao Yu was still unmoved. He even looked interested, with eyes full of: You act, you act again. Qi Gang's whole body was wilting.
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Seeing that he was no longer struggling, Zhang Yu just let go of the hand holding him, but he did not relax his vigilance. However, knowing the child Qi Gang, he should not give up so quickly.
Sure enough, things went as Zhang Yu expected. The moment he let go, Qi Gang immediately regained his energy and fled outside. However, Zhang Yu stayed behind because of his vigilance.
A hand suddenly grabbed the back of his neck again.
"What do you want to do?"
At this time, Zhang Yu's voice sounded extremely eerie and terrifying to Qi Gang. The level of terror was comparable to the way his parents wanted to settle accounts with him. He turned his head stiffly and forced a smile towards Zhang Yu with difficulty: "
Uncle Xiaoyu, I have a stomachache and I need to go to the toilet in a hurry."
"Oh, my stomach hurts. How about I take you to the hospital and let the doctor check you out? If it doesn't work, let the doctor give you two injections." Zhang Yu said as if he had thought of something.
With an expression on his face, he comforted Qi Gang: "Don't worry, you don't have to pay. Since you call me uncle, I, as an uncle, will naturally pay for the injection. Don't worry, I still have the money."
"No, no, no! No, no, Uncle Xiaoyu, I... I just need to go to the toilet." Thinking of the painful experience of being sent to the hospital by his parents for injections because of a fever, Qi Gang shivered involuntarily.
He doesn’t want injections, and he won’t want injections even if he dies!
There is nothing scarier than an injection in this world.
Thinking of the doctor who stabbed his butt with a needle, Qi Gang felt that Uncle Xiao Yu, who wanted to send him to the hospital at this time, was comparable to the devil, no, even more terrifying than the devil. How could anyone in this world send his child away?
Go get a spanking needle.
Looking at the child's unpredictable expression, Zhang Yu couldn't help but smile to himself. Sure enough, teasing children is happiness. No wonder adults always loved teasing him when he was a child. Now he also feels this kind of happiness.
Seeing the child getting more and more nervous, with eyes full of prayers, Zhang Yu still felt that something was not enough, that he had not received the lesson he deserved, so he deliberately put a serious face on his face, shook his head and said:
"If you want to go to the toilet, Uncle Xiaoyu will take you there. Don't worry, Uncle Xiaoyu will just wait outside and won't go in with you."
Seeing the child looking relaxed because of his words, Zhang Yu added with a bad intention: "It's not too late to go to the hospital after you use the toilet."
This sentence was like a bolt from the blue to Qi Gang. He looked at Zhang Yu dumbfounded, looking like how could you say this?
"I'm fine. I don't want to go to the hospital. My stomach doesn't hurt anymore. Uncle Xiaoyu, please let me go! I will never run away again."
Seeing his appearance, Zhang Yu felt that it was almost done. He should have learned a lesson and he should not want to catch snakes again in the future. Moreover, there should be a limit to teasing children. It would be bad if he teased children too much, so he was ready to stop.
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But sometimes things just happen. Just before Zhang Yu was about to let go and grab him, a group of adults walked into the courtyard while laughing.