Chapter 169 The Five Elements of Finding a Girlfriend
Chapter 169 Five elements to find a girlfriend
Author: It’s raining so hard
Chapter 169 Five elements to find a girlfriend
There are four people in Xialu dormitory.
There's Xia Lu, and there's Yang Feng, who has some muscles.
Xu Jian knows this.
There are two left, one has a mushroom head and is a little fat, his name is Liu Xuan.
There is another one with a beard and a popular name, Liu Wei.
Except for Xia Lu, this little fresh girl looks pretty good.
The other three are just average, not bad at all.
It should be more than enough to find a girlfriend.
So finding a girlfriend is not a problem of conditions, but a problem of people.
"Brother Xu, can I ask you a more presumptuous question?" Liu Wei asked in a low voice.
"You ask first." Xu Jian said.
"I was just thinking about how to catch up with a woman." Liu Wei asked.
"It's easy." Xu Jian replied.
"Is it easy?" The four of them looked at Xu Jian with excited faces.
"Can you speak sweet words?" Xu Jian asked.
Except for Xia Lu, everyone else shook their heads.
"It doesn't matter, you can find a girlfriend even if you don't." Xu Jian said firmly.
For a moment, the three of them burst into tears, finally learning the secrets of martial arts.
It's so exciting.
In anticipation, the three of them took out their mobile phones to record the words of God.
"How are you studying?" Xu Jian asked.
"General." Several people answered at the same time.
"Okay, number one, let's put your results into the top ten for the whole year.
In this way, a group of women will worship you." Xu Jian said.
The four of them were stunned.
"Second, pay attention to your external image. Be calm and decent. Even if the mountain collapses, you have to keep yourself calm and don't lose your composure." Xu Jian continued.
Everyone looked at Xu Jian stupidly.
Is this too difficult?
"A good third grade is too one-sided. You need to be knowledgeable about ancient and modern times, have a wealth of knowledge, and speak well, which will make women feel powerful.
That's something they can't do, so wouldn't the success rate of finding a girlfriend be higher?" Xu Jian said with a smile.
Before these people could react, Xu Jian said the last two points:
“Since learning is so good and covers so many areas, we must learn to apply it.
Condensing what you have learned throughout your life into the essence will become the cornerstone for you to make money.
Isn’t it easy to find any girl you want to chase?
Of course, there is another point, which is to learn to exercise and get in shape.
The better the body, the more lethal it is.
It's not the muscles of the arms, but the abdominal muscles." Xu Jian had a clear explanation.
"It's just these five simple points. If you've done everything and still haven't found a girlfriend, come to me again and I'll tell you what the reasons are." Xu Jian said after taking a sip of wine.
The four of them looked at Xu Jian and didn't know what to say for a while.
But Liu Wei lowered his head and recorded carefully.
He looked up at Xu Jian and said:
"If I do this, if I haven't found a girlfriend yet, I hope Brother Xu can help me introduce her."
"It doesn't take a moment. Let me introduce you to them. I know many school girls." Liu Yu took the initiative to speak.
"Then leave it to my cousin." Liu Wei looked excited, then turned to look at the people in the dormitory and said seriously:
"We will meet at the top."
Yang Feng gritted his teeth and said: "I have a big advantage. I have already built my abdominal muscles. Are you sons worthy of competing with me?"
Liu Xuan looked at his roommate, thought for a moment and said:
"Isn't this a bit difficult?"
"How can you find a girlfriend if it's not difficult? Is it easy for you to find a girlfriend?" Liu Wei asked.
Liu Xuan also realized it for a while.
No wonder I can't find a girlfriend.
Finally, everyone looked at Xia Lu.
"Me? I'm learning from Brother Xu."
Before Xia Lu could finish speaking, the three of them said in unison: "Let's meet at the top."
Xia Lu: "."
I don't want to study, and I don't want a girlfriend either. I just want Nam Soo.
"Would Nanxiu like someone with poor grades?" Xu Jian suddenly asked curiously.
In an instant, Xia Lu picked up her phone and walked to school.
"Where are you going?" Liu Yu asked.
"Go back to study, I want to prove it to Nanxiu." Xia Lu roared loudly: "I want Nanxiu to know that I can do anything for her."
"We also want to make those who reject us regret it." Yang Feng and the others stood up and said loudly.
Xu Jian lowered his head, covering his face and not daring to look at the people around him.
These four neuroses.
Liu Yu sat next to Xu Jian and felt strange looks from around him.
When the two of them calmed down, they suddenly remembered something.
"Did they pay the bill?" Xu Jian asked.
"No." Liu Yu replied.
Two people: "."
Got cheated.
"Do you think it's possible for them to do it?" Liu Yu asked.
"It shouldn't be possible." Xu Jian replied.
If you can do these five things, who is that person?
The elite of society’s elite?
Lin Qingqing, who went out to eat with her roommate in the distance, looked at the direction Xia Lu left with some surprise.
"Why are these people here again?" Gu Duo, a slightly fat girl, asked helplessly.
"Yes, these people are really embarrassed, but is that woman the leader of the martial arts alliance?" Fang Si, a girl with short hair, asked.
"Probably." Lin Qingqing nodded, and then she asked Fang Si:
"Have you found Mr. Right?"
"I've been going to the library for a long time, and I've never met him. I don't know how." Fang Si shook his head.
"Then are you still going?" Gu Duo asked.
"Let's take a look." Fang Si was not sure either.
"Do you think that master is a liar?" Gu Duo held his chin and said:
"I haven't seen him recently."
"If it's fake, why don't I take your fifty thousand?" Lin Qingqing said.
Gu Duo nodded, feeling the same way.
It's a pity that the master was never found again.
Lin Qingqing hesitated for a moment, and then planned to go to Xu Jian to ask a question.
She felt that Xia Lu should have found a new girlfriend, but when she heard what he said just now, it seemed that she was still looking for Nan Xiu.
So she wanted to ask Xu Jian if Xia Lu and Nan Xiu were back together.
"Let's go, someone discovered the master in school." Gu Duo looked at the phone and suddenly grabbed Lin Qingqing's hand and said excitedly.
"Ah?" Lin Qingqing was pulled away before she could say anything.
Xu Jian and Liu Yu were still eating. They paid for it themselves today, so naturally they wanted to eat more.
Otherwise, you will die.
Suddenly there was some commotion around.
Many young men and women checked out and left.
"What happened?" Liu Yu asked.
Xu Jian shrugged.
"It's said that a master appeared." The landlady came over and said with a smile:
"It's said that this master's marriage prediction is extremely accurate."
"Consider it a marriage?" Liu Yu said excitedly:
"Will you calculate when you will have a child?"
"Maybe?" The landlady was not sure either.
"Then let's go too." Liu Yu said, pulling Xu Jian up and heading to school.
Calculate the money by the way.
Although they are poorer, they can still pay for food.
It’s not easy for a boss lady to make money either.
"The boss bought a house and a car." Xu Jian reminded.
Liu Yu: "."
"But that's what people can do. It's only natural to pay for food." Xu Jian added.
Liu Yu rolled her eyes at him: "Brother is right."
Xu Jian chuckled reluctantly.
But being a master of marriage, isn’t this something he has done before?
Why do people still learn this?
For a moment, he was also curious as to whether the other party was a knife loaner like him.