Chapter 107 The Five Virtues of Overcooked Kitchen
Chapter 107 The Five Virtues of "Making Fun in the Kitchen"
Author: ibuprofen warrior
Chapter 107 The Five Virtues of "Making Fun in the Kitchen"
And with Gu Sheng's exclamation!
The pace of the game has also become faster in an instant!
The orders come one after another, and the tomatoes are flying all over the place.
Shen Miaomiao felt that her kitchen knife was about to emit smoke, but she still couldn't keep up with the eating speed of the spaghetti monster!
The key is!
Gu Sheng, this annoying guy, has been playing the role of waiter conscientiously!
"One serving of vegetable salad! I'll wait for you!"
"One serving of turnip and tomato salad! The kitchen should hurry up!"
“One more serving of cabbage salad! It’s almost time for the tomato cabbage salad!”
"..."
This order hasn't been completed yet, the next one is coming.
Gu Sheng is like that alarm clock at six or seven in the morning, which cannot be avoided or turned off.
Shen Miaomiao felt like her head was getting big!
Blood pressure soars rapidly!
But fortunately!
Just when her little volcano was about to erupt, a plot killer appeared, finally saving Shen Miaomiao's blood pressure.
The spaghetti monster seemed to think that just eating salad was too boring, so he waved his hand and wanted to destroy the city.
Seeing that something was not going well, the Onion King backhandedly opened the portal and threw Gu Sheng and Shen Miaomiao in, allowing them to practice and return to this point in time to challenge the spaghetti monster.
The barrage was filled with whispers——
'Holy shit, the game just started?'
‘The co-authoring just now was just a teaching level?’
‘This game is a bit difficult, I’m in a hurry’
‘This is the right taste! It’s the golden taste that I like!’
'Who came up with this silly word Jin Wei'er? It feels weird every time I see it...'
‘Hahahahahahaha as long as you don’t think too hard about it’
'Fortunately it's over, otherwise I feel like Mr. Ou will be tortured and exploded soon'
‘If you’re not allowed to explode, it’s not a form of torture.’
'Isn't it a challenge?'
‘???’
'Hahahahahaha...'
The game officially begins!
Shen Miaomiao took a deep breath!
Now she finally knows why Gu Sheng reminded her to be a lady before!
Steady, steady Shen Miaomiao.
This is just a game, don't worry.
Besides, that was a plot kill just now. The difficulty of a plot kill like this must be on the high side, so that’s why I was in such a hurry.
The next game will definitely become more casual.
Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao rolled her eyes and elbowed Gu Sheng:
"Hey, this is for you to chop vegetables."
Shen Miaomiao's expression was a bit bad.
Because according to what she just observed, Gu Sheng was always in a relaxed state during the entire teaching level.
Not only can he push his wheelchair around the room, but he can even find the time to name dishes to relieve his blood pressure.
Putting it this way, I must have been wronged just now and took the initiative to take on the heaviest vegetable cutting work in the game.
Then, Shen Miao Miao had an idea and decided to exchange identities with Gu Sheng.
She also wanted to be an idle shopkeeper, supervising the work, shouting and making sarcastic remarks, so that Lao Gu's blood pressure would rise.
"Shall I chop vegetables?"
Gu Sheng shrugged:
"Okay, what about you?"
"I'll just do the same job I just did!"
Shen Miaomiao said it was natural.
"That job I just had?"
Gu Sheng was a little surprised:
"I was just placing orders, garnishing dishes, passing dishes and plates, it was very busy!"
cut--!!!
Shen Miaomiao almost went to her grandma's house.
Want to trick me again?
You are so beautiful!
"It doesn't matter!"
Shen Miaomiao was upright and awe-inspiring:
"I can handle it!"
snort!
A cunning migrant worker deliberately made his job look extremely arduous to make his idiot boss think he was very busy, but he was actually fishing like crazy, right?!
Do you think you can fool me?
"Don't worry about me! I can do the job! Just chop the vegetables! Come on!"
"Ah..." Gu Sheng was stunned. This was the first time he heard such an outrageous request: "Don't regret it?"
"Just don't regret it..." Shen Miaomiao narrowed her eyes at Gu Sheng.
Then, he put his controller into Gu Sheng's arms, took his console controller, and resolutely pressed the start button!
"It's too late to explain, Master Gu! Go ahead and chop the vegetables!"
In fact, in the original game, the goal of the first level was to make onion soup, and there was only one menu.
But in Gu Sheng's opinion, a menu is too boring.
So in the first level, he added onions, tomatoes, and mushrooms to the menu.
The specific preparation method is to cut the raw materials, put them into groups of three and stew them in a soup pot. When the time is up, just put them on a plate and serve.
It's not that difficult.
One person is responsible for selecting and preparing the dishes, and the other is responsible for cooking, plating and serving. As for washing the dishes, whoever has time will wash them.
But the problem is!
This time, Shen Miaomiao chose to do all the work, leaving only the "heavy" vegetable cutting work to Gu Sheng!
Ding ding!
As the bell rang, the roles of both parties were reversed, and the first level officially began!
When the menu appeared, Shen Miaomiao grinned and clucked her white teeth, imitating Gu Sheng's tone just now!
"Two onion soups for you!"
While talking, Shen Miaomiao came to the material box and plunged into it, tumbling like Gu Sheng did just now.
In an instant, onions, mushrooms and tomatoes were flying all over the sky, and they were all thrown in the direction of Gu Sheng.
However!
Not even ten seconds!
The ingredients that were just thrown over turned into chopped vegetables and flew back again.
"Why?"
Shen Miaomiao was stunned and looked blankly at Gu Sheng who had finished the work.
Something's wrong?
Just now, I clearly didn't even bother to cut it, so why was it so easy in Gu Sheng's hands?
"Look what I'm doing, looking at the menu,"
Gu Sheng raised his chin and signaled Shen Miaomiao to turn on the fire and make soup:
“The time for soup dishes is very short.”
Shen Miaomiao is like a dream before you wake up!
When I saw the order time, I was immediately stunned!
“Pot, pot, pot, pot…where’s the pot?”
"Isn't it just in the corner?"
"Oh oh oh, three portions of onions...why can't I get them out?"
"You must at least have a plate, right?"
"Oh oh oh plate plate... emmmmm... plate..."
"Your pot is going to catch fire."
"Hey, hey, no, no, no, bring it down first, the plate, um, serve!"
Ding dong!
The tip amount floated on the screen, Shen Miaomiao breathed a sigh of relief and finally finished the first order before the order disappeared.
But before she can take a breath!
"Here, here are three parts mushrooms for mushroom soup, here are three parts tomatoes for tomato soup, here are the next parts onion soup..."
Tuk-tuk-tuk——
As Gu Sheng spoke, the kitchen knife in his hand flew up and down, processing ingredients one after another as they flew towards Shen Miaomiao, and the past reappeared.
"It's almost time to order tomato soup..."
"I know, I know!"
"The ingredients for onion soup have been chopped..."
"Throw it on the ground and throw it on the ground!"
"Your pot is going to catch fire again..."
"Serve it right now!"
"The plates haven't been washed and the soup can't be served..."
"oops--!"
Shen Miaomiao felt that she had never been so busy in her life!
Turn around and look at Gu Sheng!
But I saw this bastard, holding a fire extinguisher and spinning around COS Aisha!
"Let it go...let it go...ah baba bala ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohs..."
This is Gu Sheng's favorite project.
The cute little chef holds the fire extinguisher and sprays it while spinning around, which will make people feel the smell of sand sculpture emanating from the inside out.
The most important thing is that he chose a raccoon in a wheelchair.
This sense of humor is even more prominent.
Having fun!
suddenly!
I heard Shen Miaomiao shout loudly next to me!
"Gu Sheng! You son of a bitch! The labor and management here are as busy as digging a spinning top!"
"You're holding a stupid fire extinguisher here and spinning around?!"
"You don't know how to clean the dishes?!"
"Don't tell me, you will never see any work in your eyes?!"
ah--???
Gu Sheng opened his mouth in surprise and looked at the furious Shen Miaomiao!
"Didn't you say I only cut vegetables? Are you still being reasonable?"
This is too baffling!
Am I just a disabled raccoon responsible for cutting holes?
How could you go back on your word and do this to me?
But at this time, Shen Miaomiao, who had already erupted, could not care about this!
"I am Shu Daoshan! Yi——!!!"
"Go! Go! Isn't it okay if I go?!"
Gu Sheng shrank his neck. Although he didn't know why he was afraid, he couldn't help but feel scared when he saw little Nezha looking like he was about to bite someone. He quickly rolled the wheelchair to the sink and washed the dishes with a squeak:
"What an unreasonable woman..."
The barrage made me laugh like crazy!!!
‘Hahahahahaha Mr. Ou has such a strong sense of oppression’
‘It’s appeared! The number one mountain in Sichuan and Chongqing – Shudao Mountain!’
'Master Gu reminded me of the image of a lady throughout the whole scene, but Mr. Ou broke it with his own hands.'
‘Mr. Ou: What’s so unladylike! I want to serve the food right now!’
"Poor Brother Shengzi, he obviously did a good job cosplaying Princess Elsa"
‘I was just picked up by the ears and thrown to the basin hahahahaha’
‘What is the daily life of a Sichuan-Chongqing couple, hahahahaha’
‘I’m afraid Lao Gu is not a rake~’
‘I was fucking laughing until the property management came to find me’
'When you harm others, you end up harming yourself, Brother Shengzi! God's way is reincarnation, and the retribution of the little game is finally your turn!'
'I'm fucking laughing...'
'Why is it that I feel a little bit hungry for no reason...'
At this time, the Golden Wind project team who were watching the fun outside the screen were dumbfounded!
no?
ah?
These two are so damn good at live broadcasting, aren’t they?!
This is the first level!
1-1!
It exploded?!
For a moment, everyone felt that it was outrageous, but they also found it even more funny!
The chattering like novice Oujiao who is on fire in the house, coupled with a submissive and helpless expert director.
It’s so interesting to see these two people!
"never mind,"
After a long time, Lu Bian's helpless voice came out in the group chat conference room:
"Everyone's red envelope should be to give condolence funds to Lao Gu at that time. It's still half an hour before the end of the live broadcast. It is estimated that Lao Gu will not come back from Beijing intact..."
As soon as this statement came out!
There was a brief silence in the group chat conference room.
Hearing a puff, Jiang Shan, who had a low point of laughter, couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.
Immediately afterwards——
Hahahahahaha...
A burst of laughter came from the online conference room!
The live broadcast room was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere!
Gu Sheng and Shen Miaomiao became more and more involved in the fight, and even created the famous scene of "The Five Virtues of "The Kitchen"" -
They are [husband and wife love]:
"Oh shit! Hiss! I'm sorry! I threw the soup you just made into the trash can!"
"ah?"
"The serving port is too close to the trash can. I didn't aim it properly..."
"Gu Sheng, I'm going to kill you——!!!"
There is also [heart-to-heart]:
"Hey, hey, stop crowding me, I want to serve food!"
"You get out of my way first. My pot is going to catch fire!"
"This is the only way you can give way!"
"I know there's only one way and you're still stuck with me!"
"You - don't - squeeze - uh uh uh uh uh -"
"You - get - out of the way - uh uh uh uh uh -"
There is [raise the case and raise eyebrows]:
"Please stop running around with your beeping pot, I beg you..."
"I want to serve the food! Serve the food!"
"The plate is in my hand, you're the one doing the wrong thing!"
"Why are you carrying a plate around every day if you don't chop vegetables?"
"Aren't you really holding the pot? Are you talking about me???"
Also [harp and music]:
"Hey, how many days have you seen Master Gu? You can't even cut two kohlrabi?"
"Is this what you said? Have you seen this plate of steaks that you just fried? Hey! I just wanted to drop it into the water~"
"Gu Sheng! What the heck are you! That's the steak I cooked so hard after falling into the water and dying three times!!!"
"I know you're in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry now, because you'll be in a hurry later..."
More【Hundred Years of Love】:
"Oh no, you're about to give me a heart attack..."
"It's obvious that you're the loser! You can't even play your own game well!"
"My food? My food? Without me, the kitchen would have been on fire!"
"Damn it! Look, I'm so hot with you!"
"I really can't play with you at all, I am..."
"Huh! I don't want to play with you yet!"
"Whoever puts out the fire is the dog!"
"I'll kill you——"
The raging sea of fire is like the end of the world.
Gu Sheng rotated his wheelchair, like a believer praying for the arrival of the God of Fire, mumbling words, hoping that the fire would engulf the kitchen and end his painful journey of being tortured by the rookie boss.
Shen Miaomiao, on the other hand, snatched Gu Sheng's fire extinguisher and performed her own traditional performing arts. She pointed the mouth of the fire extinguisher at Gu Sheng and gave it a loud puff to vent her dissatisfaction.
"I will never play with you again!!!"
A hilarious live broadcast ended with the two people talking angrily like children.
In fact, even the host's closing words were vibrato, and he looked like he couldn't stop laughing, which made the water friends burst into laughter and heartache!
…
It became popular in the mini game market!
Almost overnight, Naughty Kitchen became the darling of the small game circle with its tricky attributes and strong fun.
It is nicknamed "Breakup Kitchen" by many players.
The anchors also saw the excellent live broadcast effect of this game and started playing it one after another!
In fact, because of the appearance of Hunan Kitchen, all live broadcast platforms in China have been infected with the "Golden Wind Syndrome" for nearly a week——
During the prime time period from 8 pm to 10 pm on all platforms, more than 70% of the anchors are playing Golden Wind games.
Either!
He is a PUBG player who gallops through the jungle, fights his way out of tight circles again and again, and eats chicken at night.
Either!
Just make an appointment with a few friends, laugh and curse in the live broadcast room, step by step from a normal mind to a crazy kitchen player with a broken mentality!
For a time, the emotional value in Gu Sheng's system soared!
In fact, it has far exceeded his expectations!
At this rate, it is estimated that he will be able to unlock the core data of "Titanfall 2" in less than half a month!
Gu Sheng couldn't help but feel excited when he thought of being in the somatosensory cabin and controlling the BT immersively!
The key is!
This time!
They will also join forces with Yiyou and, under the guidance of Yiyou’s technical department, optimize the full-sensory system to match the full-sensory enhanced assistance system of Yiyou x2!
That is to say!
If this time, both Golden Wind and Yiyou succeed!
So!
All somatosensory cabin works launched by Gu Sheng will also have a qualitative leap!
no doubt!
This is absolutely attractive to Gu Sheng!
Not only as a designer, but also as a player!
Gu Sheng was in agitated mood.
But on the other side, Shen Miaomiao was not in a very good mood.
A week has passed in the blink of an eye, and today is the day when her system settles.
with no doubt.
This game, which cost about 300,000 yuan, turned out to be profitable as expected.
but.
The reason for her bad mood was not this.
Because from the day she decided to go on a live broadcast to promote "Kitchen" with Gu Sheng, she already had an estimate in her mind and knew that this game would most likely not lose money.
Besides, it's just a small game with an investment of 300,000 yuan.
Even if it were a total loss, it would only be three million.
She has seen people get huge rebates, and there is a big escort behind them to cover losses, so this little money is nothing to her.
The reason why she was in a bad mood.
It's because ever since the two of them said "I'll never play with you again" in the live broadcast, they have never played in the kitchen together again.
In fact, Shen Miaomiao quite liked this game.
It can even be said that this is the game she has played the longest after Defending Carrots.
Because the game has a matching mechanism.
So these days, she will go online from time to time to play with other little chefs.
However, I no longer had the angry and funny feeling I had when I played with Gu Sheng.
Although, for several days, Shen Miaomiao secretly hinted to Gu Sheng whether he wanted to play games with her.
But Gu Sheng was like a wooden pile. I don't know whether he really didn't understand or just pretended not to understand.
In short, I just never played with her.
This made Shen Miaomiao feel a little sad. She felt that Gu Sheng must have disliked her for being such a mess.
Think of this.
Shen Miaomiao, who was sitting on the sofa in the conference room and holding the handle, felt upset for a while.
He put his little feet on the conference table and kicked them in a bad temper: "Oh, it's so annoying, you bastard, do you like to play or not? You despise my aunt, and my aunt also despises you. You like to play or not, I can play well... "
Click.
He is having a bad temper!
Suddenly, there was a click and the door of the conference room was pushed open from the outside.
Shen Miaomiao looked up.
She saw Gu Sheng standing at the door carrying his satchel, looking at her with a complicated expression.
Shen Miaomiao was a little surprised by Gu Sheng's sudden appearance, but her temper had not gone away completely, so she raised her neck and said a little arrogantly:
"You...why do you look at me like that?"
"I'm not looking at you, I'm looking at this conference room,"
Gu Sheng leaned against the door, smacked his lips and said:
"Now our conference room feels like Heilan House."
Shen Miaomiao didn't understand: "How to say it?"
"Every fucking time I come here, it feels new,"
Gu Sheng said:
"It can be a conference room, a video room, a temple or a temple, or..."
Talking.
Gu Sheng looked at the Noisy Kitchen game interface on the projection screen:
"gaming room."
Tsk.
Gu Sheng smacked his lips: "This place charges you according to conference room standards. It's really a big loss."
"My pleasure!"
Shen Miaomiao leaned on the sofa, raised her legs and put her little feet on the conference table:
"My territory, when I say it's a playroom, it's a playroom!"
“Awesome,”
Gu Sheng raised his thumb:
"Then how much does your game arcade charge? I want to play for an hour, but I only have two coconut-flavored lollipops. Is that enough?"
As soon as this statement came out!
Shen Miaomiao was stunned at first!
Immediately afterwards, the little temper just now disappeared like a cloud blown away by the wind!
"Oh - it's really better to arrive early than to arrive late,"
Shen Miaomiao tried her best to hold back the corners of her mouth and patted the empty space beside her casually:
"In the past, I only had four lollipops per hour, but today it's half price,"
"Sit down, I'll add a handle for you!"
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