Chapter 96 There is no wife in the wife cake, and the quality square has no quality
Chapter 96 There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no quality in the quality square.
Author: ibuprofen warrior
Chapter 96 There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no quality in the quality square.
"It's done! Let's start!"
8pm! PUBG is online on time!
With the classic wave of curtains wiping his mouth, Liu Peiqiao threw down the dishes and couldn't wait to get into the somatosensory cabin.
At this time, in the voice channel, Liu Di, Donggua and Xiaohei were ready.
"I'm coming……"
Eggplant was in a hurry, and while buying and downloading PUBG, he said:
"Have a meal and I'll be done soon."
Relying on strong bandwidth support, generally speaking, the transmission speed of the special network line of the somatosensory cabin is much faster than that of the general PC platform.
"Stop talking, call the number, I'll be waiting for you."
Mr. Di and others also finished preparations one after another.
Not long!
The download of Eggplant is completed and you have entered the game.
"I'm ready! Pull me, pull me!"
Although the game has not started yet, just entering the game has already made Qiezi and others extremely excited.
After all, they have been waiting for this game for too long.
They spent five months of waiting, like all players, by looking at promotional pictures.
At this time, the barrage in the live broadcast room was also a lively scene——
‘It’s Chinese New Year! It’s Chinese New Year!’
‘WDNMD is finally here! I’m waiting to die!’
‘Hahahaha, the classic 16+ small standard is up, it’s right’
‘Damn it, everyone with a somatosensory cabin is probably playing the game now, only me and Lese who don’t have a somatosensory cabin are here to watch the live broadcast pitifully’
‘Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuancyuuuuuuuuuu””Stop talking, the male college student is going to cry out loudly”
'I asked about it yesterday, and it is said that tomorrow our somatosensory bar will be pre-loaded in Wuhu!'
‘I just want to see if there’s any skydiving’
‘I don’t know, Brother Qie and the four of them should be the fastest on all live broadcast platforms. I haven’t seen any other anchors start yet.’
'Hurry up! If the traffic is slow, other anchors will steal it!'
'Speed speed!'
‘…’
Amidst the urging from the audience, the four members of Eggplant also quickly organized a team!
"Prepare, prepare, prepare—"
"Get started!"
As Eggplant screamed with excitement!
Games start!
The live broadcast room was in a commotion, and gifts were flying everywhere!
It can be seen that everyone's enthusiasm for this game is indeed very high. Even the fans in the FPS area who have always paid no money and mainly focus on companionship are now buying cards in groups, and some people are even sending airplanes and rockets.
And this is just entering the game, the competition has not yet begun!
As the picture in front of you flashes!
Four people entered an abandoned square.
Eggplant looked up.
I saw an abandoned airplane parked in a square the size of two football fields.
The east side is surrounded by hills, and the west side is surrounded by sea water. It is like an independent preparation area.
And now!
There were nearly a hundred people on the square!
Some people are running and jumping, some are practicing crawling and sliding, some are punching each other to show friendship, and some are jumping up and down on the abandoned plane!
The bustling public microphone was buzzing with people——
‘Damn it! There are literally a hundred or so people!’
'Are we going to go skydiving later? Or are we randomly assigned?'
‘Silly beep! Punch me! Hahahahaha——’
‘Come on, come on, everyone, look at me, I’m going to announce something – I’m stupid!!!’
‘Is there no one in this world that you care about?’
‘It’s so cruel, man’
‘The Internet is not a lawless place…’
‘It is indeed a 16+ game, focusing on freedom...’
‘…’
For a moment, there were shouts and screams in the square, with voices from both men and women. It was like crows having a meeting, quacking non-stop!
"Fuck——"
Liu Di was shocked:
"Isn't this so fucking cool? Are they all alive?"
"Sure!"
Xiaohei said:
"Didn't you see the heads-up display in the upper right corner that the number of players has reached 100? I guess there are too many people playing and the server doesn't have enough points."
"Fuck goose goose goose..."
Hearing this, Eggplant screamed excitedly, eager to join the battlefield right away.
These are all real people!
A super brawl with hundreds of people!
In the end, only one team will survive!
Thinking about it, Eggplant couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart. A sudden idea came to his mind. He quickly ran to the side of the dilapidated plane and climbed onto the wing:
"Listen to me! Listen to me!"
Eggplant had a loud voice, and with such a roar, all nearby players looked over.
I saw Eggplant occupying the commanding heights, raising her arms and shouting:
"I am the anchor! I announce! From now on! In this game, I will kill each one at a glance! Those who know better come over and let me kill them!"
Speaking of which!
Just then, a cannon shot was heard, like muffled thunder, ringing over the square.
Immediately afterwards, the countdown number appeared in the center of everyone's heads-up display!
Seeing that the time was right, Eggplant also hurriedly said arrogantly:
"I can't change my name, but I can't change my surname. My name is——"
"Winter! Melon! Strong!"
Buzz——
moment!
The players in the square exploded!
They all raised their fists, yelled Dongguaqiang's name, and rushed towards Eggplant, in a complete gang fight!
However, at this time, the countdown has also returned to zero!
All players' vision went dark, and the public microphone was turned off.
And Winter Melon’s roar also stayed in the team’s voice:
"Eggplant! You are an idiot, damn!!!"
The live broadcast effect is excellent!
The barrage audience laughed until they took off——
‘It’s really a shame, Liu Peiqie’
‘The last sentence is that I am Donggua Qiang, so I can’t hold myself back’
"The main thing is that a guy pretends to beep and he has me, and when he gets beaten, he still has my brother"
‘Too cheap’
‘Brother Qie understands the effects of programs’
'Is this something a human can do?'
'But having said that, this Quality Plaza is really interesting!'
‘Hahahahahahaha God damn quality square’
‘There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no quality in the quality square, which is very reasonable’
'Hahahahaha...'
Winter Melon cursed in the team voice channel for half a minute!
until!
The roar of the plane's engine was heard.
hiss--
In an instant, the banter between the four members of the team stopped, and they all took a deep breath.
Next!
A strong blast of air blew, and everyone opened their eyes in an uproar!
But I saw that they were standing at the door of the cabin exactly like in the promotional video.
Below your feet, you are 10,000 meters high in the sky!
"ohhhhh——"
moment!
There was an exclamation in the entire cabin!
Although, players seem to have already acquiesced that this game will definitely have a skydiving setting.
But when the actual footage was shown in front of our eyes, everyone couldn't help but be shocked!
On the barrage, there was also a sound of surprise——
'Holy shit, I'm really skydiving!'
'I can only say that it is you! Golden Wind!'
‘No one understands what players want better than Brother Shengzi——’
‘Jump at speed and see the effect’
‘This jump will definitely make you fly’
‘Skydiving is obviously worth the price, but he actually comes with a shooting game. He really makes me cry to death’
'Try it quickly, I'm so greedy if you can't play it...'
With the urging of the audience!
The four people looked at each other and were all eager to try.
Because, just as they were hesitating, many players had already jumped off the plane.
Several people also know that at this moment, if they jump down a little earlier, they will get richer supplies and the situation will be more favorable.
"Where to jump?"
As he spoke, Xiaohei opened the map UI.
I saw that this flight was flying from west to east, and the route was relatively central.
"Um--"
After a deep groan, Liu Di said:
"Otherwise, let's go to City P. It seems like there are more houses here, so we probably need supplies."
P City is located in the middle of the map, and the entire housing area is quite large. At this time, it is directly below their route, and it seems to be a good choice.
Anyway, it was the first time to play, and no one knew what was going on, so we hit it off immediately and decided to bravely jump to P City.
"let's go!"
Say it and leave!
Liu Di took the lead and jumped into the air!
The other three people were not far behind and jumped off the plane one after another!
call--
The sound of hunting wind blew in my ears, and the housing area on the ground expanded rapidly before my eyes.
The feeling of weightlessness is like a shot of adrenaline, which makes you shout with joy!
"Wu——hu——!!!"
"Damn, this feels so good!"
“It’s just like real skydiving!”
"..."
The four people who had such a novel experience in the game for the first time shouted loudly!
As the body fell at a rapid speed, the hands of the four people also touched the umbrella ring.
but!
But no one wants to be the first to open the parachute!
"Mr. Di, why don't you open your umbrella?"
"Brother, you can only play to your limit. Are you scared?"
"I'm so scared, let's compete among the four of us to see who can open the umbrella later!"
"What the hell! Let's compete! Whoever opens the umbrella last will be considered the best!"
"Oh, you are bragging, I won't open this umbrella today!"
"..."
The inexplicable competition between the four people made the audience burst into laughter——
‘A Chinese man who wants to be strong throughout his life’
‘After all, no one can refuse the praise of [You are awesome]’
‘Extreme sports, right? You’ll really lose money if you sell this game for 98’
‘Hahahahahahahahahaha what am I relying on to compete?’
‘Wori, you four beasts really don’t open your umbrella?!’
'It's almost hitting the ground!'
‘…’
As the audience screamed!
At this moment, the faces of the four people also changed a little.
After all, with the blessing of the full sensory system, the experience of skydiving has almost become real.
Therefore, when they saw the rapidly enlarging ground and heard the rapid sound of wind in their ears, even though they knew it was a game, several people couldn't help but tremble in fear!
Xiao Hei took the lead and couldn't help it anymore: "Damn it, Mr. Di, please open the umbrella!"
"I won't drive! You drive! If you drive, I'll drive right away!" Liu Di said harshly.
"You drive first!"
"You drive first!"
"If you don't open it, I won't either!"
"If you don't open it, I won't either!"
"You fucking repeater!"
The two of them were talking to each other, and the atmosphere became more and more intense!
Just when the two sides are at a stalemate!
The eggplant next to it couldn't hold it any longer and cried out in horror:
"WDNMD, let me drive!"
Hula——!!!
The eggplant's umbrella opened, and the winter melon next to it followed closely behind!
Seeing that someone was the first to be unable to hold on any longer, Liu Di and Xiao Hei both breathed a sigh of relief and looked at each other with a smile: "Haha, they are scared, let's win——"
The words have not yet fallen.
Bang!
Bang!
Chirp——
The sound of heavy objects falling to the ground sounded one after another.
The two figures hit the roof heavily, bounced back up, flew directly over the rooftop railing, and fell off the roof, becoming two corpses.
Hula——
Then, two figures with parachutes landed on the roof.
Looking at the two neat boxes on the roof and the two bodies falling on the ground, Eggplant shook his head:
"...You two are so stupid, I'm really convinced."
The barrage made me laugh out loud——
‘Force to death’
‘I let you do extreme sports, but I didn’t let you seek death’
‘Hahahahahaha that’s outrageous’
‘It’s over before it even begins’
'No, buddy, are you really here to skydive?'
‘You call this skydiving? You must at least have an umbrella to skydive, right?’
‘It was fine when I got off the plane, but turned into a small box when I landed on the ground’
‘Falling into a box hahahahaha…’
‘…’
The audience shouted that it was outrageous and burst into laughter.
Taking advantage of this moment, Eggplant and Winter Melon also put away their parachutes, and heard Winter Melon cry softly:
“Fuck—Brother Qie, look!”
Hearing the sound, Eggplant followed the line of sight of Winter Melon——
Figures of people shuttled through the streets and alleys of P City, and the dull sound of gunshots resounded through the streets and alleys, creating a fierce atmosphere of rampant killing!
And now!
The two people standing on the rooftop in the middle of P City had a panoramic view of everything!
Fighting, gunfire, blood, roar...
Elements that are enough to ignite all the passionate emotions in people converge and flow at this moment, impacting the nerves of the two people.
The shocking pictures make people's blood rush, and the gunshots that resound throughout the city make people even more nervous and excited.
no doubt.
Gu Sheng did it.
All of his previous commitments at the Asian Games were now vividly displayed in the game.
And now!
The only mission given to the players!
Just devote yourself wholeheartedly to this killing game!
Kill your opponents! Become the king of this island!
Chachacha——
While the two of them were still marveling at this chaotic scene!
suddenly!
The sound of footsteps came.
Looking down, they saw a short-haired player wearing a white vest entering the room at their feet.
Eggplant also saw it, and the passion that had just been ignited made him shout loudly: "DNM arrest him! Do it, do it, do it!!!"
Although, their teammates were so stupid that they tried to kill themselves before the fight even started.
However, there are still two of them at this moment.
But there was only one person who just got into the house.
For a moment, Eggplant and Winter Melon were so confident that they kicked open the rooftop door and went down the stairs to kill them!
Eggplant takes the lead!
When I turned the corner, I happened to see the short-haired young man who had just jumped up.
Both sides looked at each other, stunned, and then raised their fists in unison!
Since you haven't found a gun, let's use our fists to decide the outcome!
"...Fuck him, fuck him! Fuck him with winter melon! He is alone! Fuck him to death!!!"
Just listen to the eggplant roar!
Then, he raised his fist and smashed it!
At this time, there is no need to talk about martial ethics!
When Winter Melon heard the greeting, she had no moral bottom line at all, and rushed forward with shouts!
Buzz——
Bang! Bang! Bang!
"Oh shit, stop fighting, stop fighting, I'm the anchor..."
The sound of fists hitting flesh could be heard in the narrow stairwell.
Just twenty seconds!
The sound of fighting subsided.
See you soon——
The short-haired young man still stood where he was, staring at the shivering Winter Melon in the corner and twisting his neck.
And at his feet, lying quietly, was a corpse and a small box.
Donggua looked at the eggplant carcasses that had been packed into boxes, and then at the fists as big as sandbags of the short-headed boxing champion.
I couldn't help but smile awkwardly.
There was a hint of flattery in his tone:
"Haha, brother..."
"If you hit him, you can't hit me again~"
However, Boxing Champion Buntou seemed not to hear and walked straight up:
"Just ride on the horse and you are strong as a winter melon, right? I just tolerated you in the square for a long time, Minato!"
