Chapter 376 Why do you want to jump off the building?
Author: Banana isn’t it?
Chapter 376 Why do you want to jump off the building?
"Just a little bit, let's go." Li Ke stuck out his tongue and ran away.
It turned out that I took too much nap at noon and couldn't sleep in the morning.
Li Ke was lying on the bed, listening to people snoring, grinding their teeth, and talking in their sleep in his dormitory.
Tsk tsk tsk, all of them are not quiet little fairies when the sky is red, but their true colors are revealed when they go to bed in the morning.
The reason why I can't sleep in the morning is because I can't get up when the sky is red.
It was already past ten o'clock when Li Ke woke up.
Wouldn’t it be nice to not need military training!
Li Ke jumped on the bed and patted Lao Xue, "Hey, Lao Xue, wake up quickly, we're in class."
Lao Xue opened his eyes dimly, "Ah? What class? Have you finished the college entrance examination?"
Li Ke put his hands on his hips and laughed.
Only then did Lao Xue realize that he was already in college.
"How dare I, Li Ke, play tricks on him." Lao Xue said and begged to catch Li Ke on the leg.
Li Ke shouted while hiding: "He doesn't care about me. I sleep too much in the morning and it's easy to have insomnia in the morning. Let me wipe my saliva quickly. Seriously, you are such a big man, why do you drool so much when you sleep?"
Lao Xuedong consciously stretched out his legs and touched the corner of Dong's mouth. It was clean. There was no saliva anywhere.
When she realized that she had been deceived by Li Ke again, she became furious.
"No, don't hit him, he invited me to eat watermelon." Li Ke said loudly.
Shan Jun took back his magic grip and straightened his pajamas, "I didn't tell you earlier."
"It's cloudy tomorrow and the weather isn't too hot. How about they go to the playground and eat watermelon?" Li Ke suggested.
"That's not good, right? He's watching his classmates' military training and eating watermelon at the same time. He's afraid of getting beaten."
"Then why don't you watch the military training, eat melon, and applaud at the same time?"
Lao Xue shook his head, "Then he should be beaten even worse."
Li Ke nodded: "Well, what I said makes sense, so they don't go to the playground to eat watermelon.
Did they see their classmates working hard in training, so they went to give everyone watermelons to eat?
It's not time for rest, so I can eat watermelon while waiting for everyone.
I don’t want to eat it, so I can help you taste it in advance to see if it’s sweet or not.”
Li Ke talked nonsense and deeply convinced Shan Jun.
"Let's go then, classmate Li Ke, let's go care and help our classmates together."
The two of them each had a pancake and fruit, and each of them carried two large watermelons and walked to the playground.
"Then, the price of caring for your classmates is a bit high." Li Ke looked at his legs with red marks from the plastic bags and said with some regret.
"Well, who can say no?" Shan Jun also struggled to carry the watermelon.
"I wish someone could help them."
"I'm thinking shit."
As soon as the two of them finished speaking, they heard footsteps approaching from far behind.
"What are we doing?"
Li Ke and Shan Jun stopped to take a look and found out he was a counselor.
Then the reinforcements are coming.
Looking again, oh, good guy, the counselor ordered two boxes of mineral water by himself.
Then who can help whom?
"Military training is quite hard for everyone, and the weather is so sultry. The two of them bought watermelons and planned to treat the classmates to eat." Li Ke took the initiative to say.
Although it wasn't the money she gave me, Shan Jun got half of the credit.
Shan Jun glanced at Li Ke gratefully, and she could hear Li Kehua's meaning.
Xu Qing nodded, "The two of us are very conscious. We unite and help our classmates. We are role models for contemporary college students."
Li Ke thought to himself, where can I follow him? He will become a role model.
Lao Xue thought to himself, if he just wanted to eat watermelon and watch their military training, how could he become a role model?
That has become a role model, and it is very forbidden to take the initiative to relieve the teacher's worries.
The most important thing I asked was whether I really couldn't lift it anymore. I originally thought that Lao Xu could help me, but who knew that his legs were better than mine.
"No, no, Teacher Xu, you teach well. Teacher Xu, you are a really good teacher. On such a hot day, you bought water for everyone personally.
Please tell me, it's so heavy, why can you move it alone? You and Shan Jun wait there for a while while he goes to find someone to move it."
As he spoke, Li Ke put the watermelon in his lap on the roadside, and then helped Xu Qing unload the mineral water.
Then I trotted all the way to the playground to catch young men.
After running a certain distance, he stopped and walked slowly.
The weather is crazy, stuffy and hot.
It feels a bit windy when running and even hotter when walking.
When Li Ke ran to the playground, the class happened to be taking a break.
After she explained the situation to squad leader Zhou Xin, she squatted in the east of the tree and waited.
Anyway, she said she was looking for help, but she didn't say she would go back and move soon.
Why don't you give that opportunity to perform to the squad leader?
So I was embarrassed. I came at a good time. I couldn't eat watermelon and watch everyone's military training at the same time.
Soon, the monitor and several male classmates brought the watermelon and water over.
Everyone was very happy when they saw there was food and drink, and kept thanking the teacher.
Xu Qing accepted his share of the favor, "He bought the water. It's okay for us to thank him for the watermelon. Li Ke and Shan Jun bought the watermelon for everyone to eat. We don't want to thank the wrong person."
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As a result, many students came to express their gratitude to the two of them while eating watermelon.
Li Ke was chewing the rind of the melon while humming perfunctorily.
So depressing.
That's completely different from what I thought.
Originally, I imagined myself squatting on the east side of a tree, eating watermelon beautifully, watching everyone standing in a military posture, turning left and right, and walking forward.
It turned out that a group of people were squatting under a tree eating watermelon.
Depressed is depressed.
Li Ke didn't plan to stay long and planned to leave after eating the watermelon.
Don’t be afraid to leave Donglai for military training.
"Teacher Xu, Dong Wu didn't buy the mint he needed. He and Shan Jun went there first." Li Ke said hello to Xu Qing before leaving.
"Go ahead, pay attention to sun protection, don't get heatstroke." Xu Qingci looked at Li Ke fiercely.
What a good classmate, why didn't you run for class cadre?
That way, if anything happens in the future, I can deal with her openly.
Li Ke and Shan Jun trotted back to the dormitory.
"Hurry, turn on the fan. If I had known they were in the dormitory, they would be so happy eating watermelon with the fan blowing."
Li Ker's forehead was sweating.
Shan Jun turned on the fan.
Then he gave Li Ke four yuan and fifty cents, "Just now, I told Teacher Xu that they bought it together, and he also got praise."
Li Ke understood what she meant.
"Teacher Xu probably won't be back tomorrow. Do you want to eat peaches while watching everyone's military training?"
Shan Jun also understood. She took the money back and said, "He will buy it."
Alas, the two of them had no chance.
In the evening, a student from the Faculty of Arts jumped off the building.
There was a big fuss, 110, 120, 119, all came.
Fortunately, there was no danger later, and the firefighters promptly spread life-saving air mattresses on the east side of the teaching building.
Everyone in the dormitory was talking about it.
Li Ke and Shan Jun are in the dormitory, and the information is worse than ever
"Ah? Why can't you think about it? What happened?" Shan Jun asked in confusion.
