"If you ask me, those untouchables lack consciousness too much."
The man with a big belly snorted and reluctantly accommodated his fat and bloated body on the sofa: "They obviously have channels to buy firearms, but they are not willing to manage finances and buy inside information; they follow those crazy people from Fuji Society everywhere.
He spends time and energy making trouble, but refuses to work overtime... Well, remember to stop broadcasting this part."
The TV station's sofa was too small for that man... The sofa that was originally very spacious for two people seemed to have become a single sofa at this moment.
It made a squeaking sound and produced terrible deformations visible to the naked eye. It even made people worry whether the springs under the sofa would burst and pierce the body of the man above.
The host "Emperor" can be said to be tall and tall.
But in front of that obese man who was 2.8 meters tall, he was as short as a dwarf. If he opened his mouth, he could even bite off the emperor's head in one bite.
Because this man has the extremely rare spiritual relative of a baleen whale.
The mouth occupies a large part of the face, and it is even painted with bright red lipstick, which is as bright as if it had just eaten a corpse. When he smiles, his expression is as exaggerated as in a comic cartoon.
"We are live broadcasting here, Mr. Combing Teeth."
The emperor reminded tactfully.
But Brush Tooth just shrugged and let out a loud laugh: "Oh, of course I know! It's a joke... Well, it doesn't seem that interesting. Do you think it's interesting?"
"I think your jokes still have a lot of room for improvement. This is my comment as an industry insider."
Faced with the emperor's sarcasm, Shuya just smiled.
He made a deep voice with reverberation and raised his brows happily: "Space for improvement - ah, I like this word. People must have enough room for improvement. If there is no room for improvement, people will go crazy.
"A young man's ambition is like fire, like a vine. If the lid is closed and the ambition is extinguished, only black ashes will remain. I understand, of course I understand...
"You know, I started from scratch back then - I think you have read, Mr. Emperor, my two autobiographies."
"Of course. "I Didn't Go to College" and "Clenched Fists, Clenched Teeth", I like them very much."
The emperor nodded calmly, and the man with some gray hair raised the corners of his mouth slightly.
He didn't care at all about this man's status as the chairman and founder of "Whale Swallow Food Company"... As the oldest hero of Happy Island and also the front-line host, he has such confidence.
The old emperor made a poignant yet humorous comment: "I used the first book as a collection of problematic sentences and gave it to my daughter who was in junior high school.
"In fact, it took her two full weeks to correct it. So much so that I was reluctant to give her the second copy - I thought the amount of training was enough. I felt a little sorry for her."
"Oh, seriously. That girl did a better job than my editor."
Combing his teeth smiled disapprovingly: "You should really read my second book. You will find that it is grammatically completely different from the first one, as if it was not written by the same person."
"So it's true?"
"Of course not. It's just that I spent a lot of money to hire a good editor."
Comb Tooth laughed heartily, and opened his red lips, revealing his comb-like teeth: "He complained to me, saying that he almost rewrote the book for me. But I knew that that poor bitch just wanted to
Asked for more money, so I gave it
He tripled the remuneration - the originally negotiated price was for an apartment building in Luopan District. And I gave him the door to the apartment, the door upstairs and the door to the apartment above. He immediately had nothing to do with it.
He complained and even wanted to hug me.
"He loves me more than his father. But I know he only loves my money."
Among the many challenges and obstacles that Shuya encountered in his life, the contempt and ridicule directed at his educational level were the weakest among them.
It would be better to say that Shu Ya was not ashamed of it, but rather proud of it: ""Me Without Going to College"... Looking back now, I still wrote it too conservatively at the time.
"Not only did I never go to college, I didn't even graduate from a church elementary school.
"But I thought about it... The acceptance of stupid people is limited. If I write 'didn't go to college' in the title of my book, they will think: ah, can I do it too? After all, they are at about the same level, or even better."
I'm a little taller. But if I write 'I didn't even graduate from elementary school', they will laugh at me - what kind of retarded person is this, and then dismiss me?
"Just like what I wrote in the book - although I didn't go to college, it doesn't mean I'm a retard. I'm very smart.
"Actually, I didn't graduate from elementary school just because I beat up all my classmates."
After combing his teeth and hearing the words, he showed a contemptuous smile: "He thought I would succumb to those teachers' dogs. But I didn't. I knocked out at least one of everyone's teeth. I also beat the teachers one by one.
, the most severe one broke three of his ribs.
"Oh, yes. I was already 1.9 meters tall when I was in elementary school... In fact, I actually kept my hands. Because I had calmed down after beating the first person, but I thought - since I beat one,
Then it would be fair to beat them all. And after I beat up all the students I saw, I thought since I was definitely going to be expelled, I might as well beat up the teacher.
"To be honest, it was quite challenging. Especially our physical education teacher - although as a sports practitioner, he cannot have high-intensity prosthetic transformation. But he is indeed strong and agile enough. That is the most important thing in my life.
The first challenge I encountered. It was said that the math teacher I beat up was his girlfriend, so the man was so angry that he wanted to beat me up.
I gave him a meal, but unfortunately I beat him unconscious first. He gave me three heavy blows on the chin, but unfortunately I held on. I didn't dare to hit his weak point, so I hit him in the ribs.
The punch broke one of them, and when I hit the third one, it poked his lungs. I saw pink foam coming out of his mouth, so I stopped attacking him.
"Really, let me emphasize again. I actually kept calm enough at the time... I don't have any hatred against him, or I may still owe him a little. After all, I knocked his girlfriend unconscious. If he
If you don't take action, you will lose your dignity as a man.
"But it's a pity that our principal and school director will never be in the school. Otherwise, I really want to beat them up... but I just thought about it. Although I was only eight years old at the time, no one would blame an eight-year-old child.
I beat all the teachers unconscious with my bare hands. But the big shots are unreasonable. If I get really anxious, their bodyguards will really shoot me... just like the assassin from the Fuji Club a few days ago.
"
Combing his teeth, he patted his thick belly.
It barely trembled - it was almost solid. Muscle and fat were mixed together to form the best armor.
"To be honest, I wasn't that fat back then. If I had to give it a shot, my belly might explode.
"But now... ordinary bullets may not be able to hurt me."
Seeing him bragging about his childhood again, the emperor's expression became calmer.
But soon, the expression on the emperor's face changed.
Because Shuya chuckled and mentioned the name he was familiar with:
"But I have to say that talent - I think the difference between spiritual relatives can of course be regarded as a gap in talent. The gap in talent cannot be made up, it is the nobility that is born... Just like the elf. The nobleness of the race
, clear at a glance.
"——For example, the 'Ultramarine' that is currently popular. Do you really think this is a civilian hero?"
Combing his teeth, he opened his mouth and showed a malicious smile: "I don't think so.
"He is much luckier than me and you. In every sense.
"Do you know? He is not a civilian at all, but a close relative of the director of the head office."
Damn it, I didn’t finish writing (thumping the ground)
Although I updated a chapter, I will still count myself as absent from work today...
But Mao didn't want to ask for leave at the beginning of Juan...
However, when others are on holiday, I return to work, and when others are eating delicious food, I just take out food. I really can’t get excited...
After thinking about it, I decided to just invite them all and at least add another chapter.
To express my gratitude to everyone, let’s treat it as Mid-Autumn Festival and give cats an extra day off——
Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and Teacher’s Day everyone~