Lang Yin replied with a smile: "Not a cat at all...that means he ran fast, otherwise he would have been caught up and beaten."
Delphinium is obviously very curious about Russell's previous life on Sogo Island.
And Langyin obviously has a good attitude towards Delphinium - he is very active in chatting with Delphinium about Russell's many dark histories when he was a child.
Russell is not afraid of being embarrassed in front of Delphinium, but from time to time he will correct the part that "adds fuel and jealousy for the sake of drama, so it seems too exaggerated".
Listening to Lang Yin's narration, Delphinium slowly sketched out the image of Russell when he was young.
——When Russell was in elementary school, he was much more active than he is now. He was the kind of "naughty kid" in the class... and the kind of person who was responsible for the lively atmosphere.
At that time, he had extremely strong mobility... He inherited Alice's spiritual characteristics. From the age of five or six, he could easily jump up to the classroom door and squat lightly on the slightly opened door.
Then when the teacher opens the door and comes in, he will pounce down and bite the back of the teacher's neck.
At the beginning, every teacher would be shocked by Russell, while other students would be amused and laugh.
But every time Russell could act cute and pretend to be pitiful to dispel the teacher's anger before the teacher became angry - his acting skills have been perfect since the first grade of elementary school. As long as he thinks about it, his eyes will burst into tears in a blink of an eye... Occasionally
You can also look down at people timidly
, and then tears flow silently. But if necessary, even if you cry hysterically, it only takes one second to regain your composure instantly, and smile as if you have won the lottery. Only the still red and swollen eye circles and hoarse throat will tell.
Others, he actually cried just now.
Later, as he grew older, Russell's skin became itchy every day, and he felt that he didn't get beaten enough. He thought about teasing the dog and chasing the chicken every day, and led others to chase him.
But at the same time, Russell was very sensible - he would not destroy other people's things because he was worried that Alice would not be able to afford the compensation. At that time, Russell was thinking about how to carry out a "just right" prank.
Specifically, it is to make others angry but not too angry. If you apologize, the other person can forgive you, you will not be unable to pay the price, and you may even become friends with the other person... Not long after entering junior high school, other children
When their prank was still at the "I'll steal your stuff" stage, Russell was already thinking about this kind of thing.
And his behavior was also outrageous——
Russell would dress up as a girl and look for young lovers on the street - in fact, he didn't need to dress up in women's clothing, because their junior high school uniforms were unisex. And he just needed to grow his hair longer, and
By making your expression less "sly", you can turn into a very cute kitten.
Then, he would run over and use his identity as a female junior high school student with long hair to seriously say to the man, "Isn't this the big brother I dated last time?" and other words to provoke discord.
Because his face was too immature at the time, the woman would definitely not be jealous. She would only scream "Ha-?!" and look at her boyfriend with the same astonished look at a criminal... But Russell could see through it.
other people’s hearts.
At this time, if the man also looks confused or shocked, Russell will quickly explain that this is a prank, and sincerely reveal his gender to excuse the man, and bless the relationship... Generally speaking, Russell will get two people
I would pat my head as comfort. Occasionally, I would also get candies and snacks from kind-hearted big brothers and big sisters.
At that time, this was how Russell took advantage of others.
But if the man shows a guilty or panic expression for a moment... When Russell is keenly aware that the other party is indeed riding two boats, he will run away - Russell's running speed is not fast, but
He can climb over walls very neatly and can jump away from the corner next to him in just two clicks.
Although the probability of this kind of thing happening cannot be said to be particularly high, it is basically one in five.
Yes, at least one fifth of the couples in Sogo Island are "unfaithful".
On Sogo Island, emotional confusion is more common than on Happy Island.
Because there is really no entertainment here, people - especially young teenagers and girls who have not yet graduated, have no choice but to "fall in love" and have fun. In addition, Sogo Island is generally not active in fertility, so they will not be very young.
When he was young, he got married and started a business.
This is not a "clearly priced" transaction like Happy Island. Because that kind of business has been completely replaced by "servitors" on Sogo Island.
The most confusing thing here is true "love".
People are not craving physical stimulation, but are seeking emotional tolerance.
Because of this, the proportion of people of the same age in Sogo Island is actually less likely to be in love - apart from consensual and pure love on campus, conflicts are more likely to arise between men and women of the same age, because no one will give in.
, no one is "mature enough". So on Sogo Island, there will be more couples of this type, young girls and older uncles, young boys and older ladies.
Because they can find the "love" they are missing from their relationship with each other.
But also because Sogo Island downplays the concepts of family and marriage, it is easier to be "disloyal". What they are looking for is just a relationship, so when their feelings cannot be reciprocated, they will
Start "looking for another way out". At this time, they will tend to experience "couples of another age" that they have never experienced before.
Tasting all kinds of love-making posts is basically the biggest daily entertainment for netizens on Sogo Island.
Of course, if Russell discovered from the wall that the other party was really arguing in the street, he would obediently apologize, break up the fight, and explain that it was a prank.
"...However, this is not because Russell 'doesn't want them to fight'. He really likes watching young lovers fight. He shares his newly discovered melon-eating tips with me every day and eats them with gusto. This is just because he is protecting himself wisely."
"You don't understand."
Langyin glanced at Russell mockingly, but Russell just gave a disdainful sound and said seriously: "I call it 'planting the seeds of doubt'.
"Couples in love will have much stronger intuition than usual. If the other party feels guilty, even if they don't notice it for a while, they may not be able to feel strange when they think about it later. And at that time, I don't know how long it has been. Then
What does it have to do with Maomao? Anyway, I apologized obediently as soon as possible.
"I have exposed a hypocritical emotion in advance, which can be said to be justice from heaven! In this case, I have to ensure that I am in a safe situation. If there is a fight in the street, they will become angry and regard me as the culprit.
manage?"
But aren't you the culprit?
Delphinium thought.
But she thought about it, and it seemed that it could indeed be called "justice from heaven." For other people, it might cause problems... But Russell, who was born with the ability to see through other people's hearts, would not act like this.
Misjudged the matter.
"The only problem is, it's not very safe either."
Lang Yin sneered: "Didn't you almost get kidnapped later because you ate drugged snacks from passers-by? If someone hadn't reported this to me, you would have been kidnapped by them."
"Is there anything else?"
Delphinium was immediately shocked: "Why do you dare to eat food and water given by passers-by?"
She felt that Russell was already a very "cunning" type.
"This kind of common sense of personal protection is something that even primary school students in Happy Island know..."
"It's the same in our Sogo Island," Lang Yin said angrily, "That's why it's outrageous to say that he is.
"——You can play the highest-end high-end game, but you can't play the lowest low-end game."