"Very beautiful." The man was wearing a light blue hospital gown, his eyes showing deep fascination, "Did you know? She actually has eight eyes and eight legs, seven more pairs than other girls! I have never seen this before.
Such a beautiful girl!"
Gu Chi: "..."
I have never seen such advanced aesthetics.
The man's eyes were full of admiration: "She is really beautiful!"
Gu Chi examined the man for a while, nodded and said, "Understood."
Then I put an × in the blank space of the column [Is the cross-species sexual fetish improved?] on the checklist. Note: Dyscalculia.
In 4399, human science and technology are advancing, and so are their orientations.
Carry on the past and open up the future, innovate and fully develop the possibilities and diversity of ourselves and other living things.
how to say……
fine.
But it’s not recommended to do this—at least not openly.
For example, Patient No. 14 in front of me dressed up a heifer in a wedding dress because he could not control the overwhelming love in his heart, and invited his seven aunts and eight aunts to come together to witness their undying love.
Everyone happily ate Bo Xi and then called to send him here - Younanshan Psychiatric Treatment Center.
"Do you have any other questions?" Gu Chi asked.
"No more...oh no, yes." The man rubbed his rough hands and said hehey: "Um...Doctor Chen, look, how have I been doing recently?"
"Not bad." Gu Chi said, "What's wrong?"
Man: "I would like to ask you for a leave."
Gu Chi: "What are you going to do?"
The man scratched his head, his pretty face flushed, and said sheepishly: "I want to go find her and be her husband."
Hearing this, Gu Chi, who was writing the conclusion of the case investigation, raised his head and asked: "Isn't she just a dream?"
The man said seriously: "I was reading a book about dreams recently. The book said that dreams are a reflection of reality. There are times in dreams, but there is no time in dreams... Just have another dream."
"I believe she must be waiting for me somewhere, waiting for me to find her, marry her home, and give birth to a bunch of fat babies."
As he said that, the man put on that crazy expression again.
Gu Chi: "..."
He wanted to tell the other party that the phrase "dreams are a reflection of reality" was not understood in this way. Things that appeared in dreams did not necessarily exist in reality. It was more often just a way for people to release the pressure in their lives.
But, after all, he is a high-ranking person in this place, and his thinking mode is unusual. There seems to be no point in trying to reason with him. Why not come up with something practical, such as——
Gu Chi tapped his pen on the table to wake the man from his state of love, and said in a solemn tone: "Fifteen, do you know that what you are doing is a crime?"
man:"?"
He just wanted to take a leave to find the girl of his dreams. How could he commit a crime?
Gu Chi threw the man's case on the table and said, "Before this, you once married a cow named Julia. Now marrying an eight-eyed lady will constitute bigamy."
The man argued: "But Julia and I didn't get the certificate!"
"But your relatives witnessed your wedding." Gu Chi said, "Therefore, you and Julia have a public identity as husband and wife, the purpose of marriage, and the form of living together. This is completely in line with the recognition of de facto marriage in our country's law.
standard."
"Wait a minute, Julia maybe..."
"Are you trying to say that Ms. Julia may not know, or may not want to marry you, so it does not count as a marriage purpose?"
"Yes, that's right!"
"That's better."
Gu Chi said: "Your situation is a marriage fraud. You tricked Ms. Julia into marrying you when she was unwilling or unaware of it. It violated and damaged Ms. Julia's own rights and interests, and you are subjectively aware of it."
Anyone who knows that this is fraudulent marriage and the circumstances are serious shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years, and shall also be fined.”
man:"……"
A trace of cold sweat quietly climbed onto his forehead.
Gu Chi blinked: "By the way, let me ask again, how old is Ms. Julia this year?"
Man: "Ten, thirteen?"
Snapped!
Gu Chi snapped his fingers: "Awesome, she is thirteen this year, so she was twelve when she married you last year. Having a relationship with Ms. Julia who is under fourteen years old, whether it is consensual or not, will constitute rape.
The crime of rape shall be punished by a fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years, and both crimes shall be punished concurrently... Congratulations, Fourteen, you will no longer have to worry about food for a long time to come."
man:"……"
Gu Chi: "Do you still want to ask for leave now?"
The man was sweating profusely and shaking his head like a cocktail shaker: "No, no, no, I'll tell her tonight that I can't give her the happiness she wants. There are many better men than me, let her
She went to find someone else."
At this time, a cell phone rang outside the door.
"There is a kind of love called letting go. Giving up for love lasts forever~"
"If you give up everything for us to stay together, let true love take me away!"
The lyrics that were too appropriate made the man's eyes filled with tears. He covered his mouth, choked with sobs, opened the door and ran out.
Dr. Chen at the door had just put down the phone and kept his hand as if he was about to knock on the door. Suddenly, a man rushed out. His eyes followed the man's fleeing back to the end of the corridor, with a look of confusion on his face: "Why is he?"
Already?"
Gu Chi shrugged: "Maybe he thought of something sad."
"Sad?" Dr. Chen stared outside for a while and finally shook his head.
After all, he is a normal person and cannot understand the patient's emotions.
After taking off his coat and hanging it on the coat rack, Dr. Chen asked about Shi Shi's condition: "How are you doing? Is it getting better?"
"Same as usual." Gu Chi handed the examination form to Dr. Chen.
Dr. Chen noticed the word "dyscalculia" and couldn't help but ask: "Did you give him an arithmetic problem?"
"He gave himself an arithmetic problem." Gu Chi repeated the man's words, "The girl in his dream has eight eyes and eight legs, seven pairs more than the average person."
Dr. Chen wondered: "Is there any problem?"
Gu Chi: "...I suggest you also take the time to have a brain examination."
Dr. Chen: "?"
Gu Chi thought for a while and then said: "In addition, he keeps calling me Dr. Chen today, thinking I am you. There may be some visual or cognitive problem."
Dr. Chen picked up the phone and asked the nurse to arrange a re-examination of the man's equipment.
After he hung up the phone, Gu Chi said again: "One more thing, there are a total of fourteen patients today, and they all had dreams last night."
Dr. Chen said nonchalantly: "It's normal for patients to have bad mental states and to dream easily. As long as they don't sleepwalk, it's not a big problem."
Gu Chi: "Is that a coincidence?"
Dr. Chen nodded: "Yeah, coincidence."
Gu Chi said: "But I have been dreaming about a girl recently."
Dr. Chen: "It also has eight eyes and eight legs?"
"That's not true." Gu Chi stood up and walked to the water dispenser to get a glass of water and said, "She is human."
That day, the girl stood under the banyan tree, with her arms folded across her chest, her snowy neck slightly raised, the breeze picked up the hair by her ears and flicked it playfully against her lips.
This is a very beautiful girl, with bright eyes, white teeth, and a charming face. She has a face that makes boys fall in love with her just by looking at her.
The sunlight pours down, seeps through the shade of the trees, and mottles the girl's spotless school uniform, which is as beautiful as a painting in a collection of youth prose.
Dr. Chen asked curiously: "Did she say anything to you?"
"Yes." Gu Chi took a sip of water and said, "She said that if one day I say that I like you, then you must be dreaming."
"Tsundere?" Dr. Chen looked slightly strange, "Do you like this one?"
Hasn’t Tsundere already retired from the environment?
Gu Chi was noncommittal: "What if it doesn't matter whether she is arrogant or not and whether I like tsundere or not?"
Dr. Chen didn't believe it: "If you don't like tsundere, why do you make her look like tsundere?"
Controlling one's own dreams and turning the people and things in the dream into what they want is what lucid dream enthusiasts like to do the most. The reason why he and Gu Chi met and became friends was because of this common hobby.
.
The first time they met was at a meeting for lucid dreaming enthusiasts.
"I didn't interfere with the dream." Gu Chi shook his head and said, "I just had a simple dream."
Interference ≠ creation.
Dr. Chen said "Oh": "Then I understand. Do you want to make up for your past shortcomings in reality and experience what it feels like to have a childhood sweetheart?"
Qingmei + Tsundere, the classic character design belongs to them, and the sense of substitution is very strong.
Dr. Chen continued: "If I guess correctly, the banyan tree in your dream should be on the campus of your high school?"
"You are deskmates during class, and neighbors after school. You go to school together and go home together every day."
"You have a bicycle. Every time you ride her, she looks disgusted, but she still gets on your back seat."
"She occasionally buys you a cup of milk tea, saying it's for your ride fare. If you ask her how she knows your favorite flavor, she'll say she just bought it casually. She doesn't care what you want to drink."
"She never admits that she likes you, and you don't admit that you like her. You just keep pulling and pulling like this until you wake up, right?"
"Yes, yes, but..." Before Gu Chi could finish his words, he was interrupted by Dr. Chen raising his hand.
"There is no need to deny it, I understand it all." Dr. Chen sounded like someone who has experienced it before, with a look of reminiscence in his eyes as he said, "Once upon a time, I could not control myself from having such a dream."
There is no payment link, it is just a simple daily life, and the relationship between the two does not even need to be revealed. The kind of secretly watching her during class, she obviously found out but pretended not to know, blushing while pretending to listen to the class attentively,
It is the most beautiful appearance of youth.
Who doesn’t like sweet love anymore?
However, people have to face reality after all.
The Dream Club he belongs to has a saying - the best way to avoid getting lost in a dream is not to make the dream too beautiful.
If you create a dream for yourself that you don’t want to wake up from for a long time, you may not be able to wake up.
Even if you wake up, you may not be able to bear the contrast between reality and dreams, leading to serious consequences such as mental disorder.
In this situation, Dr. Chen can only say: "Welcome to Younanshan Psychiatric Nursing Center."
To some extent, lucid dreaming can be said to be a high-risk hobby.
Gu Chi just said that he has been dreaming about a girl recently. The word "old" means more than once or twice, and having the same dream continuously is a sign that a person will get lost in a dream - even if Gu Chi can dream.
It is because of the influence of some kind of supernatural power. You should not dream about the same girl repeatedly unless you think about it day and night after the first dream and never forget it.
As a friend, Dr. Chen felt that he needed to remind Gu Chi.
His face became more serious, and he pointed to the picture frame on the wall and said, "Do you know why I want to hang it in such a conspicuous place?"
It was a picture of a clown printed from the Internet - Fantasy Time.
"Because this way it can always remind me not to take my dreams seriously, otherwise I will really become a clown in the eyes of others." Dr. Chen said.
Gu Chi fell silent.
Dr. Chen patted his shoulder and comforted him: "I know, after dreaming for so many days and having feelings, you will be reluctant to let you suddenly stop dreaming about her. I did the same before, but it doesn't matter, we can take our time.
Come."
"If you focus on life, after a while you will find that childhood sweethearts are actually no big deal."
"Look at me, don't talk about Qingmei. I haven't had a girlfriend since I was a kid, and I'm still single now. Isn't it okay to live a good life?"
Gu Chi looked at Dr. Chen and hesitated to speak.
Dr. Chen: "It's okay. Just say whatever you want. If you have any problems, I'll help you solve them together."
Gu Chi: "Then what I said?"
Dr. Chen: "Say it!"
Gu Chi tried to keep his tone as light as possible: "Is there a possibility that my dream is true?"
Dr. Chen: "?"
real?
"What's the meaning?"
"I did not interfere with the dream, nor did I deliberately create this dream." Gu Chi explained, "I just naturally dreamed of things that had happened before."
Dr. Chen's expression slowly solidified: "So, you really have a childhood sweetheart?"
"Yeah." Gu Chi nodded, thought for a moment and then added: "It should be two."
Dr. Chen: “??”
Yes, and there are two?
Gu Chi: "They are twins."
Dr. Chen: “???”
Or twins?!
Gu Chi: "They look very similar. If I didn't talk, it would be difficult for me to tell who they are..."
Dr. Chen: "Shut up!"
He taught Gu Chi by example. After talking so much, he was actually smearing paint on his face?
He only dared to have one childhood sweetheart in his dreams, but Gu Chi had two in real life??
Looking up at the picture frame on the wall, Dr. Chen felt that the clown in the picture seemed to be smiling at him.
Gu Chi innocently said: "You asked me to say it."
Doctor Chen covered his chest and pointed at the door: "You, get out! I, Mr. Chen, don't have a friend like you who can separate the hostage wall!"
Gu Chi really planned to leave.
Of course, I'm not angry.
He was here to cover Dr. Chen's shift. Now that Dr. Chen is back, it's time for him to go home.
After working all afternoon, Gu Chi felt a little sleepy.
"Don't forget you owe me a meal."
Gu Chi took off his white coat and threw it to Dr. Chen. He hummed a tune and left the office briskly.
Dr. Chen snorted and put on his clothes. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the picture frame on the wall. The more he looked at it, the more unpleasant it became, so he simply dismantled it and threw it into the trash can with a "dong" sound.
Tomorrow I will change the painting and replace it with Superman wearing red pants!
Why Superman?
Like fantasy time, Superman also has a special meaning.
Dr. Chen is more than just a doctor.
It is no coincidence that the patients in the hospital had dreams at the same time.
But there were some things that he couldn't tell Gu Chi.
Dr. Chen sat on the chair, and a virtual interface that only he could see appeared in front of him.
[The guide for the game "Huang Liang Wei Meng" has timed out and is about to come to reality]
[Difficulty: A (Elite)]
[Arrival location: Baishi Town]
[Signs of arrival: drowsiness, dreaminess]
[Countdown to arrival: 02:38:54]
[Note: When the game officially arrives, the lives in the advent area will automatically enter the game while sleeping, please conquer them as soon as possible. 】
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