"It's a pity that there is no calcium in calcium here!"
Tang Tang shook his head regretfully.
"There is no new calcium in calcium either!"
Muge also shook his head, and then patted Long Yu on the shoulder with a serious face, "You should eat more calcium-supplementing foods."
"That's right, calcium deficiency in the elderly is a serious problem."
Tang Tang's words made Long Yu go crazy, "How many times have I told you, I'm still very young! I just look older!"
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Muge and Tang Tang both looked at his white beard and wrinkled face, and said in unison again, "Oh~"
"Young man, where are the ghost cultivators?"
Muge was too tired to walk. She wanted to show off, and then... walked into a restaurant.
When Long Yu realized there was no one behind him, he found Muge enjoying his meal in the restaurant.
"Can't you skip a few meals?"
Long Yu was simply convinced. This guy got hungry every two hours. Although he was thin and small, he could eat better than anyone else. As long as he had less spiritual stones, he wouldn't be able to support her along the way!
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The two ghosts wandered around Guiyun City for a whole day, but they didn't meet a single ghost cultivator. Long Yu was extremely uncomfortable with the looks in Muge and Tang Tang's eyes. He muttered to himself, this shouldn't be the case. Guizhou cultivators usually
They are all operating in Guiyun City, why...I can't meet any of them now, it's a evil sect!
The two of them rested in the inn that night. Not long after Muge lay down, he was so cold that he pulled up the quilt due to the sudden air-conditioning in the room. This situation was too familiar. Muge looked at the people floating on the roof beams, playing with himself.
Tang Tang was so happy that his eyes flashed.
"hey-hey……"
Not long after Muge pretended to be asleep, a lewd laughter came to mind in the room. When Tang Tang found out that someone... no, a ghost came in, he immediately chose to hide, and then revealed his two eyes to peek.
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The person who entered Muge's room was a male ghost. He was as thin as a bamboo pole, with small eyes and a long face. Coupled with his black teeth and smile, he looked even uglier and more vulgar.
As soon as the male ghost stretched out his hand towards Muge, he was grabbed by Muge. Then there was a banging sound. The male ghost's nose was bruised and his face was swollen. He was holding his head and crying with snot and tears.
"Stop! If you cry again, I will beat you!"
Doesn't this guy know how unpleasant he is crying? His eardrums are about to burst.
The male ghost gave Muge a pitiful look, covered his mouth with both hands, and showed with practical actions that he would no longer moan o(╥﹏╥)o
"Let me ask you, where have all the ghost cultivators in Guiyun City gone?"
Tang Tang saw that Muge had restrained the male ghost, and then he floated down from the beam, kicked the male ghost, and put his hands on his hips with a fierce look.
The male ghost is not afraid of her, after all, this ghost is very weak at first glance, but he is afraid of Muge, so he can only ask and answer questions honestly.
"The Wanze Secret Realm is about to open recently, and they are all going there, ready to try their luck."
"Wanze Secret Realm?"
What the hell?
Muge and Tangtang were confused when they heard this.
"Yes, the two great immortals must not know about our ghost cultivators. It has always been difficult for us ghost cultivators to practice. However, ghost cultivators who stay in the human world and continue to practice must have many difficulties. Very few ghost cultivators can finally achieve the Tao. But
According to legend, tens of thousands of years ago there was a ghost cultivator who wrote false books, and he finally succeeded in ascension as a ghost cultivator."
Tang Tang looked at Muge with confusion on his face, "If ghost cultivators don't hang out in the underworld, why do they have to stay in the human world and ascend?"
Fly to the upper world and continue to be a ghost?
"You are not allowed to be a ghost with dreams?"
Muge looked at the male ghost. She didn't know if other ghosts could achieve greatness, but this ghost obviously couldn't. At first glance, he was not a serious ghost!
"The two great immortals don't know something. It's not that we don't want to go to the underworld, it's just that there are so many ghost cultivators in the underworld that there's no place for us to hang out..."
The male ghost smiled at the two of them with a flattering look on his face. Muge couldn't hold back and punched him.
The male ghost's cheeks suddenly swelled up again, and he looked at Muge with an aggrieved face, "Great Immortal, why did you hit me again?"
Didn't you agree that as long as he behaves, you won't beat him?
"Sorry, the way you laughed just now was so disgusting that I couldn't help but let my hand slip!"
Male ghost:......
Muge's hand really slipped, her hands were faster than her brain, and by the time she reacted, she had already beaten him.
"Stop doing other things and make it clear quickly!"
Tang Tang stood next to Muge and glared at him fiercely.
The male ghost didn't dare to laugh, so he could only squat on the ground and explain everything he knew.
"Cultivation in the human world at least gives us the illusion that we are still alive in the human world..."
Muge picked out his ears and said, "Stop talking about your mental journey and talk about the one who ascended!"
"Oh... ok Great Immortal, the senior who ascended was also a ghost cultivator, but he successfully passed through the thunder tribulation of ascension and reshaped his physical body. After he successfully ascended, he left behind a secret realm. According to legend, in Wanze Secret Realm
There are the cultivation techniques he left behind, as well as the various magic weapons he collected in this world... In a few days, it will be the day when the Wanze Secret Realm will be opened, and the ghost cultivators will rush to the Wanze Secret Realm early."
The male ghosts were quite honest and didn't dare to move, for fear that Muge would beat him up if they disagreed with him.
"That's not right. Since Wanze Secret Realm is so attractive to ghost cultivators, why don't you go?"
Tang Tang looked him up and down suspiciously. Could this guy be planning to kidnap them?
"I want to go. I have made an appointment with some ghost friends and we will set off tomorrow!"
"By the way, how do you practice."
Although this ghost looks a bit ugly, he is still a ghost cultivator, so maybe we can learn from his cultivation methods.
"I……"
The cultivation methods of ghost cultivators are usually kept secret by themselves and will not be easily disclosed to others.
Muge clenched her fists, and the ghost cultivator was frightened for a second, so he attacked immediately, "I rely on... dual cultivation with women..."
I always feel like I will be beaten if I speak out!
"Shameless!"
"Dirty!"
"Hit him!"
Tang Tang was the first to rush forward, but her spirit body was too weak. She waved her fists for a long time, but she managed not to cause any harm to the male ghost.
Tang Tang:......
Male ghost:......
He really couldn't hold it back and laughed!
Then Muge gave him a heavy beating, until he was beaten into three pieces, and Muge finally stopped.
"Take us to meet your ghost friends!"
The male ghost was beaten to the point where he doubted the existence of ghosts. In a short period of time, he almost thought that he was going to be beaten to death. The moment Mu Ge stopped, he couldn't help crying after all.
Then the wound was moved and the pain became even worse!
The male ghost diligently led Muge and Tang Tang to the gathering place of ghost cultivators who were still stranded in Guiyun City!
Tang Tang followed excitedly, but returned disappointed. She was still very angry, "There are so many ghost cultivators, but there is not even a serious ghost cultivator! No wonder they haven't been able to ascend in tens of thousands of years. If they can ascend like this, then what?
