"What's wrong with you? Do you think this Ascension Thunder Tribulation belongs to your family? You can have it whenever you want, and you can pinch this face as much as you want? I looked like this when I was young. Is there a problem?! How much have I said?
This time, I'm still very young, very young! I only have one chance to change my image. I can't change it back. You have to change it yourself!"
Long Yu was very angry and was beaten for no apparent reason. He could not beat him again and again, so he could only sulk on his own.
Thinking of this made me even more angry.
"Well……"
"Also, if you beat me like this for no reason in the future, I will... I will..."
Three pairs of eyes looked at him. Tang Tang still thought the matter was not big enough, "What do you think?"
"I got mad!"
Long Yu said it very seriously, but the three people who listened didn't take it seriously at all.
Tang Tang even waved his hand in disgust, "Tch, I thought you had some big plans!"
"Old man... no, Long Yu, you'd better accept your fate!"
Xiaobai walked over and just called the old man, but found that it was inappropriate to call him that way now, so he changed the name from Shanruliu, "Just get used to it, you will get used to it after beating him."
God got used to it after being beaten. How could he get used to being beaten? Does this guy still speak like a human?!
"Haha, thank you. You know how to comfort people." In your family, if you are beaten, you are guaranteed for life. As long as the person survives, he will always be beaten?
Long Yu said he didn’t understand and refused to understand!
"Leave some of that meat for me!"
Seeing that Muge was eating so deliciously, Long Yu was also greedy. Muge looked directly at him and said, "If you didn't tell me earlier, I'd already finished eating and there's no more!"
"Can you make up some fucking lies that are more reliable?"
Long Yu pointed at the meat that Mu Ge was chewing on and the meat that Xiao Bai had roasted until it was sizzling with oil and ready to be served. He asked Mu Ge, "Is this what you said? Are you blind or are you?
Do you think I’m blind?”
"I'm eating this meat!"
Muge gnawed on the leg of the monster beast in his hand, with an innocent look on his face, "I want to eat the meat on the shelf too!"
"You didn't put it in your mouth until I finished speaking. Muge, are you so shameless?!"
Long Yu was irritable again, and Muge poked Tang Tang beside him, "What's going on? The younger you are, the more grumpy you are."
"How do I know? It's probably because young people can't stand the excitement. You also know how arrogant young people are! Understand, after all, they have a fairyland household registration, and the two of us still have a black household registration!"
Tang Tang spoke seriously, and Mu Ge suddenly realized, "Oh, so that's it!"
Then he looked at Long Yu and shook his head dissatisfied, "Old man, it's wrong to engage in identity discrimination and regional discrimination."
Long Yu:……
Damn, I feel so tired!
In the end, Long Yu finally ate Muge's barbecue. He had no other skills and relied solely on his thick skin and his ability to grab the meat quickly. In this way, he received countless looks from Muge.
After finishing the meal and eating the fruits, Muge was so comfortable that he slumped on the soft chair and dozed off from time to time, keeping warm and thinking... Doze, this person wants to sleep when he is full!
"Muge, what should we do next?"
Tang Tang and Muge reunited, and the big stone in their hearts finally fell to the ground. In the days without Muge, I miss her every moment... In addition to missing her, I still miss her. The fairy world is really too dangerous, no matter what
Whether they are humans or monsters, they are all very ferocious!
He looked at Long Yu next to him with disgust, who had collapsed on the ground because he was too full, and shook his head. With this rookie, his life safety was really not guaranteed. Then he put his arm on Muge's arm and said, "You don't
You know how much I miss you these days, hey, as expected, the two of us should be together every moment, not separated for even a second!"
"...I am a woman and I like men, please go away!"
Muge pushed Tang Tang's head away, slightly uncomfortable with her behavior, "Stop trying to figure me out, there is no love in your heart, draw your sword to be a god of nature, don't affect my becoming a god!"
"..."
Tang Tang's answer was to directly pick up the fruit at hand and stuff it into Muge's mouth, "Sure enough, you can rely on everyone to run away. In this world, relying on yourself is the king!"
"Congratulations, you finally have an epiphany!"
Muge threw the fruit in his mouth far away in disgust and applauded Tang Tang's progress, "Come on, practice rolling up!"
"Take the test now. If you have to do one less question today, tomorrow... ahem, no, if you practice one minute less today, you will be overtaken by others by a thousand miles tomorrow. Tang Tang gets better!"
Muge directly encouraged Tang Tang, Tang Tang:...
Forget it, she just went to meditate and practice. When she closed her eyes, she opened them within a moment, with questions on her face, "...Uh, can I also absorb the immortal energy of the fairy world and practice in the fairy world?"
She has always used spiritual energy to practice, this...could it be that the system is incompatible, and then it just crashes!
"good question!"
Muge nodded and kicked Long Yu, who was still bulging his stomach, "Old man?"
"……how could I know!"
Long Yu was confused, "I've only been in the fairy world for a few days!"
"Oh haha!"
Muge spread his hands, with a look of helplessness on his face, "Why don't you wait until you return to the world of cultivation and try again!"
"Okay, when will we return to the world of cultivation?"
Tang Tang stopped meditating, clapped his hands, and stood up directly. Xiao Bai also packed up his things and looked at Muge. Muge originally wanted to take a nap before leaving, but
Facing the two of them, especially Tang Tang's eager eyes, she couldn't say anything.
"Then... let's leave now?"
"Let's go!"
Only then did Long Yu react and jumped up from the ground nimbly, "No, are you going back to the world of cultivation like this?"
"We have caught a lot of monsters here, don't worry, we will have enough to eat for a long time!"
After Muge finished speaking, Xiaobai patted several of his storage bags, "Don't worry, we have brought everything we need to bring!"
Long Yu:……
"Have you forgotten me?"
Long Yu roared angrily, "You have returned to the world of cultivation, what should I do?"
"You...yes, what should you do?"
Only then did Tang Tang realize that Long Yu couldn't leave!
"You are registered in the fairy world now. You must cherish this fate. When Tangtang ascends, we will come to see you!"
Muge patted Long Yu on the shoulder, "You are already a young Long Yu, you have to learn to live alone!"
"No, it would be cruel for you to leave me alone in the fairy world!"
According to the custom of the fairy world, his future life in the fairy world will definitely be very exciting. He will either be fighting or on the way to fight every day.
"Oh, so that's it!"
If Muge realized something, Xiaobai immediately promised, "Don't worry, Long Yu, I have reached the peak stage of Mahayana cultivation now, and will soon advance to the stage of transformation into gods. You won't have to wait long before I can ascend."
"
Long Yu:...He suspects that this kid is in the CPU, and he has proof! It takes at least a thousand years to ascend from the Mahayana stage to the God Transformation stage. This young man...
It's not important at all!
Could it be that Muge would go to the fairy world for him? Doesn’t she know her position clearly? The most important thing is Tang Tang. If she can’t go to the fairy world in one day, Muge will not go to the fairy world!
If Muge doesn't go to the fairy world, he won't have golden thighs to hug him!
Without golden thighs to hold him, his life in the fairy world would be predictably miserable!
"Muge...why don't you leave and stay in the fairy world!"
Long Yu started to play the friendship card, "We have been together for so long, and you will not be used to it if we suddenly separate."
"I'm very used to it! Aren't you used to it?"
Muge looked at Tang Tang, who was very used to it, "I am very used to it too!"
Muge looked at Xiaobai again, and then ignored it, "Forget it, you are not important!"
Unimportant Xiaobai:......
Well, he is quite used to it. If there are few people competing with him to fight for the immortal, it is too late for him to be happy!
"Okay, no problem then, let's go!"
Mu Ge waved his hand and prepared to take the two of them back to the world of cultivation. Long Yu became anxious, "Hey, you can't be so heartless and leave me alone in the fairy world!"
"You have no choice. Who makes you the most powerful among us!"
Tang Tang spread his hands, and Xiao Bai also expressed that he was helpless. He would go wherever Muge went, and he couldn't stay anyway.
"Why don't you find a sect yourself and try it out first?"
Muge casually gave Long Yu a piece of advice, "It's better for a group of people to fight than for you to fight alone!"
"Let's go, old man, take care of yourself!"
As soon as Muge finished speaking, the three of them disappeared.
"Holy shit!"
Long Yu directly cursed, "There are dogs chasing you, you dodge so fast! They are all ungrateful guys, they ran away as soon as they said they wanted to, leaving me alone to suffer in the fairy world, no conscience... I'd better leave my contact information.
!”
Who knows when they will ascend? It’s really a trap!
"Looking for a sect?"
Even if they don't leave, everyone has already left. Long Yu touched his chin and began to think about his future plans. He decided to find a sect and wait for Muge and the others to come to the fairy world to find him!
Just do it, Long Yu is going to leave for the city immediately. The Monster Forest is not safe at night, so if you go early, you can find the opportunity early and leave as soon as you say it!
As a result, as soon as he took a step, he heard the heart-stopping screams of monster beasts one after another. As the monster beasts moved, the ground kept shaking. Some disciples who were doing tasks in the monster forest rushed out as if their buttocks were on fire.
.
Long Yu stopped a disciple who was running past him, "Brother, what's going on?"
"What's going on? Run for your life!"
The disciples who were running for their lives kept moving forward. Long Yu rushed with him without even thinking, "What kind of monster is this? It sounds so scary."
"King of Monsters!"
The disciple also had an unlucky look on his face, "This guy has been sleeping in the Monster Abyss. How could he escape so well? It's so unlucky. He just came out to do a sect mission. How could he still encounter such a miserable situation!"
"King of monsters!?"
Long Yu thought of Muge's two deliciously roasted monsters, and thought of the countless storage bags on Xiaobai's body. He also thought of the groups of monsters escaping for their lives since Muge entered the monster forest.
figure...
"Muge, I will fuck your uncle!"
…
By the time Long Yu followed the others and escaped from the monster forest in embarrassment, it was already the next day. Everyone was more or less injured. After all, it was a matter of escaping. The disciples who were escaping with him bowed to him.
He cupped his hands and said, "Wuyun Sect, Zhang Wending!"
"Long Yu!"
"You must have just ascended from the lower realm. Why did you go to the Monster Forest?"
Zhang Wending looked at Long Yu and smiled. Long Yu felt very strange, "How did you see that I ascended?"
"You can see it! The people who ascended from the lower world are very different from the people in our fairy world. You can tell them apart at a glance!"
The monks who ascended from the lower world have a sense of stupidity that has not been contaminated by the immortal world. It just so happens that Long Yu is so stupid that it is difficult for others to miss it.
Long Yu nodded, "So that's it!"
"Since you ascended, you have nowhere to go. Do you want to go to our Five Aggregates Sect?"
Brother Zhang Wending put his arms around Long Yu's shoulders and said, "Our Wuyun Sect is pretty good!"
"Your Wuyun Sect has particularly good welfare benefits? Or are the people more kind?"
"...Uh, none of them!"
Zhang Wending's face couldn't hold back for a moment, "You have nowhere to go anyway, so you're not going anywhere!"
"That's right, then I will join your Five Aggregates Sect!"
Long Yu didn't even ask clearly, so he decided to follow Zhang Wending to join the Wuyun Sect. Anyway, he was just borrowing this place for a while, waiting for Muge to come up...
He will rebel!
"By the way, do you think that if people from the world of cultivation go directly to the fairy world, can they use fairy energy to practice?"
After getting acquainted with Zhang Wending, Long Yu directly asked Tang Tang the question he originally asked. He was also bored all the way and was just looking for a topic. Otherwise, the two of them would get into trouble, how boring it would be!
"Aha?! Don't you know?"
Zhang Wending looked at Long Yu, who was confused, "What do you know?"
"Oh, look at me, I forgot again that you ascended from the lower world. To put it bluntly, fairy energy is spiritual energy, but it is only hundreds of times richer than spiritual energy. It is definitely not possible for people in the world of cultivation to directly absorb fairy energy for cultivation, but it can
Convert the spiritual energy in your body into immortal energy, and then you can practice again."
Long Yu was like a fool, "Ah, can you also convert spiritual energy into fairy energy?"
"of course!"
"That must be difficult!" Long Yu frowned.
Zhang Wending smiled and said it was very simple, "What's so difficult? The fairy world is full of fairy energy. Just dig a hole, collect some fairy energy, and soak the person in it for seven or forty-nine days. The spiritual energy in the body will
It will naturally transform into immortal energy!"
"ah?!"
"This immortal world is so big, you don't think that everyone has the cultivation level of Emperor Mo, do you? It's better to catch a lot of novices, otherwise how do you think they got here? They are all lucky people with connections!"
Zhang Wending said it nonchalantly, but after listening to it, Long Yu felt as if he had been struck by lightning.
"Muge...it's your uncle's, please bring it back to me!"
Long Yu left lasagna tears, woo woo...he personally gave away his golden thighs, woo woo...Mu Ge, please come back quickly, there is a free crash course in immortality here! No need to go to the world of cultivation anymore.
The kind of hard training, woo hoo...
Come back to me quickly!
It's a pity that Muge and the others, who had already returned to the world of cultivation, couldn't hear them at all. Muge was basking in the sun when he suddenly sneezed and was still confused, "Who, who is scolding me!"
