Chapter four hundred and ninety-four: Can gods pee?
Lin Fang said sincerely: "Your Majesty, what I said is true, and don't look down on beggars, beggars are also very rich."
At least Lin Fang’s beggars in that era were really rich.
But this era is not necessarily the case.
Seeing that his tone was so firm, Emperor Wu of Han felt a little murmur in his heart.
Is this Buddhism really rich?
No way?
So he felt a little curious again.
"Then let's talk about it."
When all the civil and military officials saw that His Majesty was actually interested, they all wanted to persuade him.
Even if Buddhism is rich.
But our great men are not robbers and bandits. How can we make a decision to see money? We all know that you are poor, but you can't do this either.
If it really doesn't work, we will marry two beautiful concubines and raise money to fill the treasury.
But as soon as they opened their mouths, they closed again.
His Majesty just finished speaking. If they talk again, they would be disrespectful and would be beheaded.
Lin Fang smiled and said, "First of all, this Buddhism is built on causing trouble. Whether it is the people or the high-ranking officials, it is easier to find them, and they are also easier to get to the high-ranking officials and nobles."
"Secondly, Buddhist teachings are also for people to eliminate disasters and solve problems, and are in line with what they think."
“In addition, Buddhism accepts giving.”
"And Buddhism encroaches on land and plants grain crops without paying taxes."
Emperor Wu of Han was a little disappointed.
He thought Lin Fang could say something shocking.
I didn't expect it to be this!!
He also knew about these, but these were nothing. After all, Taoism was built outside the mountains and roads were not smooth, and the rest of the content was very close to Buddhism.
Taoism has been preaching in Nanba Continent for thousands of years, and nothing is wrong.
Should those Taoist priests be poor or poor?
Can you get rich if you change to monks?
"What's there?"
Lin Fangsha said with a slightest reason: "Of course there is a problem. Not to mention anything else, just Buddhism encroaches on land, planting grain crops, and not having to pay taxes, it is enough for them to make a fortune."
At this moment, all civil and military officials also started to think.
Some of these personal geniuses have figured out what's going on.
Brother Monkey was also thinking.
Emperor Wu of Han thought for a while and asked, "Is there any problem with this...?"
Lin Fang sneered: "If I were a wealthy businessman and had a large area of ancestral property in my hands, but the imperial court imposed taxes, I would not want to give it to me, and I happened to have a good relationship with the abbot of a certain temple..."
He didn't say it, but the meaning had arrived.
Emperor Wu of Han immediately understood.
"The wealthy businessman will not have to pay taxes by placing his ancestral property in the name of the temple."
"Although the monks in the temple did not really take the land, the wealthy businessmen would definitely not treat them unfairly."
Lin Fang nodded with satisfaction.
Emperor Wu of Han showed a little angry face.
The nature of this matter is really bad, it is clearly the foundation of the stubborn man.
If the country cannot impose taxes, its treasury will be further reduced. What kind of war will he use to fight the Huns? He still wants to send someone to the Western Regions.
I heard there are quite a lot of countries there.
Emperor Wu of Han looked at Wei Qing: "Go and ask someone to check if there is any such thing."
Wei Qing took the order and went.
A smile appeared on the corner of Lin Fang's mouth.
The reason why he dared to praise the Haikou with Yuanshi Tianzun was because of this. In history, the destruction of Buddhism several times was not only political factors, but the money in Buddhism was really much.
Who doesn’t want this opportunity to be rich?
And it was a wave of wealth for legitimate reasons.
Emperor Wu of Han looked at Lin Fang and smiled and said, "Is there anything else you have?"
Lin Fang shook his head.
His purpose has been achieved.
Emperor Wu of Han smiled and said, "Then please move to Weiyang Palace. I have already asked someone to hold a banquet. I will welcome you to the two."
He was in a really good mood at this moment.
If what Lin Fang said was true, it would be a fortune.
At that time, not only will the monks search their homes, but even the wealthy businessmen will search their homes. The money they earn will inevitably be huge, the national treasury will not be so empty, and he will have money to fight.
Then, everyone came to Weiyang Palace.
Everyone eats and drinks.
In a short while, the fun was a little bit high, and a group of big men started to be drunk and crazy.
Lin Fang was also a little confused when he drank.
Brother Monkey is pretty good.
Yang Chan sat quietly beside him pouring wine for him.
Lin Fang stared at two confused big eyes and drank wine sips after sip.
At this moment, a little girl suddenly popped up beside her. She looked at Lin Fang with admiration, with a bright light flashing in her eyes.
"Are you Lin Fang?"
Lin Fang nodded.
"Then can you speak?"
Lin Fang: "..."
"What do you want to say?"
"Hehe, I just want to ask, do you usually do niao Niu?"
Lin Fang: "???"
"Why do you ask this?"
The little girl smiled and said, "You are a god. I heard from my brother... Others say that gods don't eat, so you naturally don't have to do some things if you don't eat, so I just want to know about it."
Lin Fang still doesn't understand.
"Why do you need to know this?"
"Just curious."
So Lin Fangyu patted her shoulder earnestly and said, "The gods will not be able to be a fairy."
The little girl is very happy.
Then……
"If you don't Niao Niao, where will the water you drink go?"
"After becoming a god, will you have no digestive system? I heard that you still have a state of fasting, have you practiced your stomach?"
The little girl is the same as a hundred thousand why.
Lin Fang: "..."
If this little girl hadn't looked very serious, he would have thought she was here to make trouble.
"The water you drink is naturally absorbed by the body."
"Then why does my body absorb the water I drink and will also savor? "
How do Lin Fang answer this?
He didn't know either.
"No, beautiful girls don't know how to be a niao."
He can only use this kind of words to confuse the public.
When the little girl heard Lin Fang praise him, her face turned slightly red, but she still asked: "You haven't answered my question yet, why?"
"this……"
Lin Fang thought for a moment: "Do you have a teacher?"
The little girl nodded.
Lin Fang was overjoyed and said, "Then you can ask your teacher."
The little girl shook her head again and said, "The teacher doesn't know, and she refuses to answer questions that are not related to the book."
It seems that this little girl’s teacher should be suffering from destruction.
Although it is worth advocating for the bottom line.
But I kept asking the bottom line, that was really annoying.
"I don't know this either."
The little girl was a little disappointed.
Lin Fang was a little sober at this time. He looked at the little girl in gorgeous clothes and her head was full of priceless jewelry, which obviously was not a good identity.
"Who are you?"
The little girl bowed to him respectfully: "Princess Guard has met the Lord."