Seeing that everyone was paying attention to him, and there were a few things that were not harmonious, Feng Yi also looked helpless. Why is it always me?
Little did they know that his tangled expression and evasive eyes made the girls confirm their judgment. Feng Yizhen had a change of heart!
Wencai blinked his little eyes and whispered: "Junior brother, the matter has come to an end, you should stop hiding it and let everyone see it."
Ren Tingting's face was gloomy, her hands were clenched together nervously, and her fingers were turning white from the exertion.
Ren Zhuzhu walked up behind her with a distressed look on her face and put her hand on her shoulder in a comforting way. Jingjing was already ready to take action, waiting for the bad woman to appear.
I had other thoughts and already felt that I was going too far. I didn’t expect you, Feng Yi, to go even further, you big bastard!
"Do you really want to see it?" Feng Yi asked cautiously.
"Want to see."
"But after you see it, don't be afraid." Feng Yibu
Don’t worry, I added another sentence.
"We haven't seen any monsters before, so we won't be afraid!" Jingjing said immediately.
If you're not afraid, then you're not afraid. Why do you look like you're bitter and resentful and dissatisfied with me? Feng Yi was confused.
Huh, he looked at me with disgust hidden in his eyes. Apparently he was dissatisfied because I said his mistress was a monster...
So what, as long as you bring her here, I will definitely beat her to pieces! Jingjing said secretly in her heart.
"Okay." When Feng saw how enthusiastic everyone was, he raised the bamboo basket in front of him.
Um?
What is this operation?
Wen Cai scratched his head. How could a big person like Anne be put in a bamboo basket?
The three girls were also surprised. Could it be that what Feng Yi brought back was a dwarf?
He won't bring a little girl back, right?
Oh my god, it's so inhumane, he's actually a lolicon!
With everyone's different thoughts, Feng Yi opened the lid of the bamboo basket and took off the corpse-suppressing charm on the little zombie's head.
The originally stiff little zombie woke up immediately, jumped out of the basket, and jumped into Feng Yi's arms. He held his neck with both hands and opened his mouth as if he wanted to eat.
"hehe…"
Feng Yi smiled awkwardly and said, "Wencai, go to the kitchen and get some tomatoes. I think Xiao Shuang is hungry."
"Xiao Shuang?"
Several girls came over curiously when they saw a four or five-year-old child jumping out of the bamboo basket.
"Hey, it's a zombie, it's still jumping, be careful of biting you."
Feng Yi immediately put the little zombie behind him. Unexpectedly, the little zombie was so naughty that it jumped onto his shoulder again. He held his cheek and blinked at the three beautiful ladies who had been staring at him.
When the three girls heard this, they realized that they had misunderstood just now.
, felt relieved, but no one backed away. Instead, he bent over and said with a smile: "Is he also a zombie? A four or five-year-old little zombie, so cute."
By the way, why did you call him Xiaoshuang? Isn’t Xiaoshuang a girl’s name?”
Fortunately, Ren Tingting wore a more conservative dress, while Ren Zhuzhu and Jingjing had larger openings, which could not be seen when standing, but could be seen when they bent down;
Especially Jingjing, whose bulkiness is not obvious at all in her usual clothes. This time she changed into a dress, she was just a little smaller than Annie...
hiss…
Feng Yi took a breath, feeling very embarrassed, especially since his girlfriend was right next to him, but he peeked at another girl's breasts. He thought it was too much, so he couldn't help but cough lightly and snorted: "It's not like they are...
It’s a name that an old man is not ashamed to give.”
Master Yixiu said with a smile: "This little zombie is very close to Feng Yi. They look like two brothers, so I gave him the name Xiaoer.
But Feng Yi thought it didn't sound good and refused to let him scream. Later, when he thought about it, he
Isn’t it just a double, let’s call it Xiaoshuang.”
Of all the people, Feng Yi called the little zombie him, but the others called him that. Obviously, they didn't regard the little zombie as a zombie.
"Indeed, Xiao Shuang sounds much nicer than Xiao Er. Isn't Xiao Er the title of a hotel waiter? If you take him out to eat, you call him. How embarrassing is it to call the waiter here?" Ren Zhuzhu said to Xiao Er with interest.
Both of them were making faces, and the younger one showed two small pointed fangs, smiling particularly brightly.
"Are these ladies pretty?" Feng Yi raised his head and scratched Xiaoshuang's nose and asked with a smile.
"Chirp - chirp -" Xiaoshuang opened his mouth and uttered two syllables.
At this moment, everyone in the room was shocked.
Zombies are speechless. Even if they are hundreds of years old and have thoughts and consciousness, they can only roar like beasts when they open their mouths. However, Xiaoshuang is obviously very anthropomorphic and can hear his emotional expressions.
Feng Yi couldn't sit still anymore, so he pulled Xiaoshuang to him and asked: "Hey, Xiaoshuang, I teased you all the way without saying a word, but I couldn't help it when I saw the pretty lady. You are so sexy."
My dear friend!"
Xiao Shuang suddenly looked at Feng Yi with twinkling eyes, then rolled her eyes at him and raised her head arrogantly.
This made everyone laugh.
Not only can it talk, but it can also make such anthropomorphic movements, it really doesn’t look like a zombie at all.
Feng Yi was angry at Xiao Shuang and was thinking about how to deal with him. Wen Cai happened to take a few fresh tomatoes from the kitchen and walked out. He stood up and took the tomatoes in his hand, waved them in front of Xiao Shuang and said
: "You're so disobedient, I won't have anything to eat today."
"Choo Choo Choo-"
Xiaoshuang was very excited when she saw the tomatoes. She kept jumping up and down, looking impatient.
"Huh, do you know you're wrong?" Feng Yi asked with a cold snort.
"Chirp—chirp—" Xiaoshuang lowered his head with a pitiful expression, as if he was admitting his mistake to Feng Yi.
This moment made everyone so cute that they all clamored for Feng Yi to give the tomatoes to Xiao Shuang.
"Forget it this time, if you don't obey next time, you won't be allowed to eat for a day, do you know?"
After Feng Yi taught Xiao Shuang a lesson, he stuffed tomatoes into his mouth. Xiao Shuang pierced his fangs into the tomato and sucked it in. He finished the plump and juicy tomato.
Xiaoshuang was very happy after eating. He hugged Feng Yi's thigh and kept chirping. Feng Yi didn't tease him anymore and handed the remaining two to his mouth. He sucked them all in one gulp.
He touched his swollen belly and burped with his mouth open.
"I am full?"
Feng Yi touched Xiao Shuang's zombie hat and said, "Let's have some fun. Don't run around, don't bite people, and don't break things, you know?"
"Chirp chirp chirp!" Xiaoshuang nodded desperately, then jumped excitedly to a flower pot, pushed it hard, and bang -
This flowerpot was brutally attacked in an instant.
Everyone:…
Feng Yi:…
It seems like a silly thing to reason with a little zombie whose IQ is only that of a one or two-year-old baby?
