In the ancestral hall, the stomachs of Uncle Jiu and the three of them were going up and down, and they had to go to the toilet soon. Everyone's face turned pale, and their whole bodies were sore and weak. This was a sign of dehydration.
Zhang Dalong was having a lot of fun before, but now he is no longer interested. He also has diarrhea. How can it smell good? The whole ancestral hall smells bad, but he can't go out yet. He looks very depressed and keeps
I walked around the entrance of the ancestral hall, checking the time from time to time.
Feeling that his stomach was almost empty, Uncle Jiu took a long breath and stood up while holding up his pants. Because the ancestral hall was closed and the air was not flowing properly, the black tuxedo was a little warm on his body, so he put the clothes on his arms and walked over.
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"Hey, Douchiying, I forgot to ask you just now. Isn't my dad scary?" Zhang Dalong came over and asked.
Uncle Jiu rolled his eyes at him angrily. He had been laughing at himself just now. As it got darker, he became timid again and said in a cold voice: "Of course it's scary to become a zombie!"
"Ah? Horrible."
Marshal Zhang looked at his father's coffin again, feeling extremely panicked, and whispered: "I'm afraid, I'm leaving first!"
Uncle Jiu grabbed his arm and said, "No, you can't leave. We relied on you to lure it out. Your condition is getting worse. Do you also want to become a zombie?"
Zhang Dalong frowned, yes, I can't become a zombie, living in such a big villa, accompanied by such a gentle and sensible wife, and with so many obedient subordinates.
If I die, Lian Mei and Douchi Ying will definitely rekindle their old relationship and get back together.
By then, won’t my children have to be nue dai with fermented soya beans every day?
No, I have to be strong, I have to work hard, and I have to cure the disease.
Just when Zhang Dalong thought of this, there was a sudden noise in the room. He looked up and saw the coffin lid rising into the sky, and then closing heavily with a violent sound.
"Oh my god, there are really zombies." Zhang Dalong was scared to death.
Fei Po San, now prepare to run out.
"No, you can't leave!" Uncle Jiu reached out to grab his shoulder. Unexpectedly, Zhang Dalong struggled so hard, but he just grabbed the epaulettes on his clothes. Zhang Dalong was still running out.
"You two leave him here." Qiu Sheng and Jiale had just put up their pants. Seeing Uncle Jiu speak, they hurried forward to stop Zhang Dalong and carried him back.
"What are you doing? Let me go, let me down... Oh, you are trying to kill me, let me go!" Zhang Dalong struggled extremely hard, but Qiu Sheng and Jiale's boxing and kicking skills were very good.
Can't break free.
Soon, the two men carried Zhang Dalong to a pillar hanging the coffin and held him down. Uncle Jiu took the rope that had been prepared and handed it to Jia Le and Qiu Sheng: "Tie him up."
Seeing Zhang Dalong's frightened look, Uncle Jiu said disdainfully: "How can you be a handsome man if you are so timid? What are you afraid of when I am here?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Uncle Jiu's stomach growled again. He immediately turned to Qiu Sheng and Jia Le with a troubled face and said, "You two, look at him.
I will continue to go to convenience."
After Qiu Sheng and Jiale tied up Zhang Dalong, their stomachs kept ringing. They covered their stomachs and said to Zhang Dalong, "Be careful yourself. We can go there easily."
Zhang Dalong was stunned. He tied me here and took away my sword. He asked me to be careful. How could I be careful?
Just when Zhang Dalong was panicking and fearing that he didn't know what to do, there was a clang, and an extremely strong air flow pushed the coffin lid away, and then a figure wearing a shroud stood up straight from the coffin!
It was his father who had been dead for half a year and had turned into a zombie!
Although he was already prepared, Marshal Zhang was still frightened when he saw a zombie for the first time. He couldn't help shouting: "Let me go!"
Uncle Jiu, who was using the toilet, said: "Stop breathing temporarily, the zombies will inhale the breath!"
Zhang Dalong watched his father jump out of the coffin, with long fingernails stretched out and sharp fangs exposed at the corners of his mouth. As he jumped towards him step by step, he immediately sniffed and did not dare to breathe anymore.
Sure enough, his father jumped out and circled around him a few times, but
He was never found.
At this moment, Jia Le accidentally released a poison gas bomb. Father Zhang, who turned into a zombie, took two deep breaths and jumped towards Uncle Jiu and the others.
The three of them moved the chamber pot and moved the table back. Seeing the zombies getting closer and closer, Uncle Jiu winked at Jia Le. Jia Le immediately took out the slingshot he used to beat eggs and pointed it at the people watching the show.
Zhang Dalong's head twitched.
"Ouch!" Zhang Dalong screamed out in pain, directly attracting his dead father. It showed its sharp fangs and jumped towards Zhang Dalong.
Fortunately, Zhang Dalong just took the opportunity to untie the rope and ran away when the zombie dad was about to bite him.
Unfortunately, he was too slow and was choked.
"Let me go... let go..."
"Dad, I am your son Zhang Dalong. Please let me go and don't kiss me!" Zhang Dalong was so frightened that he pressed his hands against the zombie's head to prevent him from kissing him.
During the struggle, the two rolled to the ground.
Seeing that his father's teeth were getting farther and farther away from his neck, Zhang Dalong grabbed a brick from the ground next to him and smashed it on the zombie's head several times.
He knew that his father was dead and the man in front of him had turned into a zombie, so he didn't hold back at all.
As for Father Zhang, his head was black and stiff, that is to say, his body was harder, but his strength was not really strong. When the brick was smashed, his hand loosened and he let go of Zhang Dalong.
Zhang Dalong turned around and kicked his dead father further, then quickly ran to the door and kept knocking on the door: "Open the door, I am your commander-in-chief Zhang Dalong!"
After knocking a few times, Zhang's father jumped towards him again. Just when Zhang Dalong was so frightened that he didn't know what to do, the door opened.
"Brother-in-law."
"Nianying, why are you here?" Zhang Dalong asked in surprise as he looked at the pretty girl in front of him.
Then a young man in Taoist robes grabbed his body and pulled him out, kicked him hard behind him, and made a plop.
It seemed as if something fell to the ground.
Zhang Dalong turned around and saw beads of sweat on his forehead. It turned out that Zhang's father was already behind him just now and almost bit him.
It was this young man in robes who saved him.
The person wearing the robe was naturally Feng Yi. He kicked the zombie away and took out the corpse-suppressing charm from his body. When the zombie just got up, he immediately put the charm on its forehead, and the zombie immediately froze.
"Huh... I'm not too late at last." Feng Yi said with a long breath.
