Chapter 384 Master, You Have Rouge On Your Mouth 4
Master, there is rouge on your mouth (fourth update)
As soon as Feng walked to the retreat room and saw this scene, he was completely shocked. He actually dared to guard the bones...
Huh...I didn't expect you to be such a ninth uncle.
But he soon realized that he had ruined Uncle Jiu's good deeds, and Uncle Jiu's character would never spare him. In this case -
"Ah, why is it so dark here? I can't see anything. I'd better go out and look... Master, Master, where are you?"
Feng Yi used the blind method, groping on the wall like a blind man, and quickly left the room.
Uncle Jiu and the female dean also looked at each other in disbelief. When they realized that their mouths were still kissing together, they immediately separated. The female dean covered her mouth and hid in the corner with a shy look, while Uncle Jiu pointed at
The skeleton of Father Qi said: "Yes, it was his hands that deliberately caused trouble..."
But soon he realized that the matter was getting darker and darker, and he stammered: "That was my apprentice just now. He must have something to do with me. I'll go see him."
After saying this, he didn't bother to check the ashram, he was very embarrassed.
ran out.
The female dean leaned against the wall and silently watched Uncle Jiu's retreating back. She touched her lips first, then her face turned red. She leaned against the wall, holding the cross with both hands and closed her eyes and said, "Lord, please forgive him.
, if you want to punish me, just punish me alone, he didn’t mean it..."
After speaking, she looked around carefully and quickly left the ashram when she saw that no one was watching.
If Feng Yi were present, he would definitely give Uncle Jiu a thumbs up. Brother, a devout abbess, fell in love with Uncle Jiu after being alone with him for only ten minutes. Uncle Jiu is really awesome!
However, no one noticed that hundreds of black bats were hanging on the roof of the ashram. After everyone left, they suddenly flickered their wings and flew around the entire ashram.
He made a hissing sound, as if he was proud or laughing...
Feng Yi, who hurriedly slipped out of the monastery, quickly ran to where Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were. These two boys were using the most unskilled magic to show off in front of several young nuns, causing the girls to be shocked.
call.
"Look, this talisman is called the fire talisman. What is its use?
"Here, Wen Cai, tell them." Qiu Sheng held the talisman in his hand and deliberately made it a secret.
Wen Cai cast an approving look at him. He was indeed a senior fellow apprentice and very loyal.
Because Qiu Sheng's current basic training method is about to reach the second level, it is still very easy to light a fire talisman without fire. However, he deliberately gave the opportunity to explain to Wen Cai. Obviously, it was rain and dew, and he gave Wen Cai a chance to show his face.
The two have been together for so many years and have already developed a tacit understanding. Wencai immediately cleared his throat and said, "Let me tell you, there are zombies in this world. Do you know what a zombie is?"
This group of girls are all Chinese, so naturally they have heard of zombies. They nodded, and then asked with some strangeness and fear: "Are there really zombies in this world?"
"Of course!"
Wencai nodded firmly and said: "These zombies are extremely powerful, invulnerable to weapons, and are not even afraid of bullets. They bite everyone they see. They are extremely scary. Ordinary people are no match for them."
"Yes, ordinary people are not their opponents at all, so I
For the sake of the common people in the world, we Maoshan Taoist priests resolutely went down the mountain to fight against these zombies!" Qiu Sheng caught Wen Cai's words and said.
"Zombies have corpse poison in their bodies, and people bitten by them will also turn into corpses..."
Speaking of this, the scholar even deliberately pretended to be a zombie and jumped up and down in front of the nuns, scaring the nuns into screaming.
Hearing the cry of the young nun, Wencai and Qiu Sheng looked at each other, both showing unnoticeable proud smiles.
"But don't be afraid. I've already told you that with our group of Maoshan Taoist priests here, how can these zombies be our opponents!
but--"
Wen Cai said in a long voice: "These zombies are very poisonous. If they are not killed completely, they will pollute the air, water sources, and flowers. What will we do then?"
After seeing the article, Qiu Sheng dropped the topic and said with a serious face: "If you want to completely eliminate zombies, you need to be cremated, that's it!"
After speaking, he shook his hand and injected the breath from his body into the fire talisman. With a bang, the fire talisman ignited without fire. Qiu Sheng looked proud.
Said: "Look, you just need to light the fire talisman, throw it on the corpses of the zombies, burn them, and everything will be fine!"
"Awesome!" Wencai was the first to applaud like a procrastinator.
These young nuns who were inexperienced in the world didn't know why. They just thought that the skill of spontaneous combustion without fire was too powerful. Coupled with Qiu Sheng's handsome appearance, he was really handsome, so they also clapped.
Feng Yi looked on from the side and was so hurt that he was almost holding back his internal injuries.
Please, is the most important thing to kill zombies by burning the corpse with a fire talisman?
Of course not!
The most important thing about killing zombies is the process.
If you can't even kill zombies, what's the use of a hundred fire charms?
But these two guys deliberately focused on the fire talisman, showing that their skill was very crucial...
You can't tell, but both of them are self-taught when it comes to making girls happy.
Qiu Sheng was enjoying himself when he caught a glimpse of Feng Yi coming over.
His face froze, then he put out the fire talisman and threw it on the ground, saying: "Let's just stay here today, and I'll play with you at the party."
Wen Cai focused all his attention on the big-eyed nun and did not see Feng Yi. Seeing Qiu Sheng give up the great opportunity, he felt anxious. He pulled his sleeves and whispered: "I finally showed my hand, why did you let people go?"
It’s over!”
"Wencai, we've finished playing, it's time to get down to business." Feng Yi said from the side.
Wen Cai was startled and turned around, only to realize that Qiu Sheng had stood aside at some point and was holding Feng Yi's sleeve. It seemed that he had seen the scene just now...
Wencai smiled like a chrysanthemum and nodded: "Well, yes, it's time to get down to business..."
These two living treasures, Feng Yi shook his head in amusement, then glanced out of the corner of his eye, and his body froze instantly, because Uncle Jiu came out...
"What are you three doing here?" Uncle Jiu came out and walked over with a straight face.
"Well, we are doing serious business." Feng Yiqiusheng and Wencai said in unison.
"Seriously, I think you guys are just lazy! We were invited by the village chief to look into the problem. What do you look like when you are so lazy?" Uncle Jiu frowned and said angrily when he saw that the three of them had the same tone of voice.
"Yes..." The three of them went to investigate the matter of the bat nest with their heads down.
"Feng Yi, master was so cheerful just now, why is he so angry now?" Qiu Sheng asked secretly when he saw Uncle Jiu following them with a dark face.
Isn't it because I saw something I shouldn't have seen, and I'm using it to my advantage... Feng Yi muttered silently in his heart. Then his eyes lit up and he thought of a good idea. He pulled Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai into their ears and whispered a few words.
"Really?" Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai both looked unconvinced.
"Believe me, it's true." Feng Yi said, patting his chest.
"Hmph, these three boys are so sneaky, I don't know what they are doing."
Uncle Jiu, whose back was already soaked, looked at the three people's heads coming together and was secretly nervous. Feng Yi wouldn't say what he shouldn't say.
bring it on?
As soon as the thought came to an end, Feng Yiqiusheng and Wencai turned around and shouted to Uncle Jiu: "Master, why is there rouge on your mouth?"
"ah?"
Uncle Jiu was startled and wiped his mouth subconsciously. When he found that there was nothing on his hand, he realized that he had been tricked. His face turned red and he cursed as he ran: "You three bastards, stop here.
