"Look, there are a lot of rocks in front of you. Don't forget to play while working..."
While talking, Taoist priest with four eyes danced and sang: "I jump, I jump, I jump, jump, jump, I continue to dance, we jump with our legs crossed, we jump forward and then jump back..."
When Feng Yi saw this scene, he couldn't help but hold his forehead and sigh, Uncle Master, you are really enough.
But not to mention, a dozen zombies were hanging on the shoulders of Daochang Yimoku and jumping along with him. It looked really interesting.
I must be crazy, taking boredom as fun... Feng Yi secretly sighed.
"Have you seen, what does it mean to love one's job and be dedicated to one's job? As the saying goes, love what you do, do you understand?"
Taoist priest Simu turned around and gave Feng Yi an ideological and political lesson, and then continued to play with the magic weapon and sang: "We dance with twists and turns, we jump with legs spread, we tilt..."
Before he finished speaking, the stone under Taoist Priest Simu's feet became loose, which happened to fulfill the phrase "crooked", and he staggered and fell backwards.
The zombies hanging on his shoulders also fell one after another like dominoes.
"Uncle Master, your move looks very powerful, doesn't it?" Feng Yiguai smiled and stretched out his hand to help Taoist Simu up.
"Hey, this is my unique skill. It's even more powerful than the "Invitation of Gods". Do you want to learn it?" Taoist Priest Simu's brows were slightly embarrassed, but he refused to admit defeat and said very forcefully.
Let me go, are you trying to default on your debt?
Feng Yicheng rolled his eyes at him: "Uncle, you should keep this unique secret technique for yourself. The "Invitation of Gods" is very good, I will learn that."
The four-eyed Taoist priest looked unhappy and muttered in a low voice: "You brat won't take the bait..."
"What hook?" Feng Yi didn't hear clearly and asked.
"I said I'm tired enough. You've learned a lot along the way.
If there are too many, let me do it for you. Anyway, you and they are of the same species and have a better understanding." Taoist priest Simu couldn't help but put the soul-inducing bell into Feng Yi's hand.
God has such a tacit understanding...
Feng Yi smiled bitterly and shook his head. Then he thought that driving away corpses was more interesting than scattering paper money. He immediately handed the paper money to Taoist Master Simu and said, "The task of scattering coins is left to you, Uncle Master."
"Um."
Taoist Master Four Eyes nodded with satisfaction, then felt something was not right, and murmured: "Throwing coins, why does it sound weird?"
When Feng Yi stood in front with the soul-inducing bell, Taoist priest Simu stretched out his waist and said: "I am very tired after chasing corpses for so long. Let's take a rest and hitch a ride."
As he spoke, he jumped up and sat on the shoulders of a zombie, with a contented look on his face.
"Hey, uncle, why didn't you let me hitchhike just now?" Feng Yi was unhappy when he saw this and turned around and asked.
At the same time as he turned his head, all the zombies also turned their heads. The zombie sitting on the four-eyed Taoist priest just pointed his face at him.
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"Hey hey hey..."
Taoist Priest Four Eyes immediately covered his lower body with his hands and shouted: "You bastard, what are you looking back on? If my uncle is bitten by a zombie, I will castrate you first!"
Feng Yi couldn't hold it back when he saw this, he chuckled, didn't dare to move blindly anymore, and honestly led the way.
There was nothing wrong with leading the way, but the four-eyed Taoist Priest kept sulking, saying it was so comfortable, it should have been like this a long time ago, and so on. He was obviously laughing at him, and he couldn't retaliate in person, so he rolled his eyes and thought about how to punish the other person.
After walking forward for a while, a row of low branches blocked the front. Feng Yi squinted and saw that there was a tree in the front whose branches were about the same height as their crotches.
Hey, that's a good idea.
Feng Yi snickered in his heart, but said awkwardly: "Uncle Master, the branches in front are too short, I don't know how to get over."
"You can pass by leaning back," said the four-eyed Taoist priest.
Said patiently.
"No, uncle, my waist hurts and I can't bend." Feng looked embarrassed, looking very uncomfortable.
"Tell me, why is your waist so bad at such a young age? What will happen to Tingting's sex life in the future? Look at your uncle and me, I'm almost a round older than you, but I'm still lively, able to bend and stretch!" Four Eyes
Seeing Feng Yi's pitiful words, the Taoist priest shook his head in dissatisfaction and jumped off the zombie's neck.
When Feng Yi heard what he said, he turned his head and curled his lips. Later, I will see how you can bend and stretch.
"Watch it." Taoist Master Simu said to Feng Yi, then twisted his hips and said: "Be honest and don't make trouble with me."
As he twisted, all the zombies also twisted their hips together. Feng covered his eyes after taking one look. The picture was so beautiful that he couldn't bear to look directly at it.
"Spread your legs, bend back, and walk you." Taoist Master Simu threw his head back and jumped forward.
"Wow, Uncle Master is great." Feng Yi cheered from the side.
"You don't have to say it!" Taoist Master Simu responded proudly.
The queue of zombies was very long, and the four-eyed Taoist priest did not dare to raise his head too early, lest any zombie hit his head or rub off the corpse-suppressing charm.
So he kept his head raised, and the branch as tall as half a man was right in front of him, and he was about to arrive.
"May you be blessed, Uncle Master..."
Feng Yi covered his eyes, and then heard a scream like a chicken being killed. He felt the pain and pinched his thigh. What does it mean that the balls hurt?
This is a real pain in the ass!
Not mixed with any moisture.
"Uncle, what's wrong with you, uncle?" Feng Yi ran over and asked with a concerned look on his face.
"Oh my god, it hurts me so much..." Taoist Master Four Eyes rubbed his crotch, shouting and jumping. The zombies following him also showed painful expressions and covered their crotches with one hand.
Uncle Master, you are obviously not a Taoist priest of the Maoshan sect, you are a Taoist priest of the Wu Kuang sect.
Feng Yi, who succeeded in playing tricks, snickered inwardly like a fox who succeeded in stealing a chicken.
"It's me who's in pain, why are you in pain?"
Taoist Priest Four Eyes looked at the movements of the zombies and said angrily, then raised his head and said to Feng Yi: "Good boy, you are using your heart and mind on me!"
"Uncle Master, why did you say such a thing?" Feng Yi said with a face full of grief and anger, taking half a step back.
"Stop acting with me. You have the same virtue as your master, but you are too small-minded!
That's it, I'm afraid of you. From now on, we will take turns leading the team, and the other one will hitch a ride if he is fine. Don't make trouble again, you know." Taoist Priest Four Eyes said with a guilty conscience.
"Uncle Master, I really didn't do this on purpose." Feng Yi refused to admit it, and the Taoist priest rolled his eyes in anger.
After this little episode, Taoist Master Simu no longer hesitated, and Feng
As soon as he started to act honestly, he stopped causing trouble. The two of them got along well, and their efficiency was actually faster than before.
Despite this, they still walked for five days and were still some distance from their destination.
On the night of the sixth day, when the two were chasing corpses as usual, they unexpectedly appeared...
