Feng Yi was stunned when he was asked. He looked at Dagui and Yun Gao, and said with a bad smile: "Uncle, your question makes me very embarrassed... Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"
"Nonsense, I'm asking you, of course I want to hear the truth!"
Dagui snorted angrily.
"To be honest, Yun Gao, thin and energetic, looks nothing like you!"
Feng Yishao said matter-of-factly.
"Haha, senior brother, please stop joking."
Yun Gao didn't know why, so he held the vegetable basket and said, "Come on, Dad, let's go buy vegetables."
"You don't have to go! You are fine now. The family is reunited, and I am alone..."
Dagui angrily grabbed the vegetable basket from Yun Gao's hand and left alone, shaking his fat body.
Yun Gao scratched his hair and asked with a confused look: "Senior Brother Feng, why can't I understand what my dad said?"
"It's okay, your dad's uncle is here, he'll be fine in a while."
Feng Yi smiled and patted Yun Gao on the shoulder.
"Uncle, what is that?"
Yun Gao is very confused.
"No matter men or women, there are a few uncomfortable and unhappy days every month. For us men, they are called uncles.
Don’t you?”
"When you say this, I understand. Senior Brother Feng is so knowledgeable!"
"Haha, senior brother knows a lot, I will teach you slowly..."
Feng Yi looked at Dagui's retreating figure and snickered in his heart: Uncle Master, Yun Gao is very thin now. If he gets fat, he will look a lot like you...
It is such an interesting thing for a man to mistakenly think that he is a cuckold and become suspicious. Of course, he is not willing to expose it.
Not only can't it be broken down, but it also needs to be heated.
There's a good show to watch next.
…
After dinner, a few people came to the inner room.
The portrait of Taoist Master Xuanqi is enshrined here, and it’s time to pay homage.
Ao Tianlong picked up the incense and was about to worship, when Dagui, who was unhappy at the side, came over and said, "Wait a minute, I am the head of the family, I will put the incense on the first pillar, do you have any objection?"
Ao Tianlong frowned slightly, and just when he was about to speak, Mengmeng beside him said unhappily: "Dagui, today is the priest. As the so-called order of elders and younger ones, of course the senior brother should put the incense stick first."
Ao Tianlong gave Dagui a look that said, "You won't go away yet." Dagui muttered glumly: "You only worship the master once in eighteen years. You are really thoughtful!"
Ao Tianlong was not happy to see what Dagui said. He was dissatisfied with Taoist Master Xuanqi for betrothing Mengmeng to Dagui and left the country. However, he still respected the master in his heart and said with a straight face: "We will continue to do this every year."
A big ceremony to pay homage to Master."
After speaking, Ao Tianlong spun three times in the air and knelt heavily on the ground. He could hear the crisp sound of his knees hitting the ground.
Feng Yi couldn't help but clicked his tongue. If he were on the gymnastics team or the diving team, he would definitely be an ace player.
Yun Gao looked very curious and couldn't help but approached Meng Meng and asked: "Mom, what are you doing?"
Mengmeng said with pride and satisfaction: "This is your grandpa's original Kung Fu, the Feilong Jiuding Technique."
As he spoke, Ao Tianlong jumped up high again, reaching a height of seven or eight meters, almost hitting the roof. When he fell down, his legs fell heavily to the ground again. Feng Yi looked at him and clicked his tongue.
Surprised, Xiaoshuang also looked at Dagui with a proud face.
Yun Gao ran to Dagui again and asked: "Dad, what does this Feilong Jiuding Dafa mean?"
"The higher you turn, the higher the master's prestige; the harder you kneel, the more filial piety!"
Although Dagui was not very happy, he still explained patiently.
Unfortunately, Yun Gao didn't have any eyesight and asked: "Dad, is it okay if I want you to kneel like this?"
Feng Yi heard this and shook his head with a smile, "Yun Gao, don't look at your father's tonnage. It's a miracle that he can jump half a meter, but it should be quite heavy to kneel down, and he is afraid of breaking his kneecaps."
Dagui held on and said: "You can see how good I am just by looking at my tonnage. I'm not much worse than him!"
Ao Tianlong put the incense in place and said to the tough-tongued Dagui: "Now it's your turn."
"Huh... worshiping ancestors is not a monkey trick. It's useless to kneel down and kneel high. The most important thing is your heart."
Dagui lit the incense as he spoke, and said solemnly: "A stick of incense with sincerity is worth a thousand words and ten thousand words."
"Tch, it's not just a trick."
Xiaoshuang saw that Dagui was dissatisfied with Ao Tianlong and whispered.
Feng Yi nodded in agreement. If you can't do it, you can't do it. You still have to belittle others.
When Dagui saw several juniors showing disdain, Ao Tianlong also looked disapproving and said unconvinced: "Kneeling down very hard is not worth an ethical kiss!"
After speaking, he supported the table with both hands, put his head close to the portrait of Taoist Master Xuanqi and said loudly: "Father-in-law, father-in-law, I miss you so much!
In the past eighteen years, I have always been devoted to Mengmeng..."
Ao Tianlong felt sad when he saw Mengmeng put on a funny and gentle face, and said deliberately: "Junior sister, has anything strange happened in your town recently?"
Mengmeng's attention was indeed attracted by Ao Tianlong, and she asked in surprise: "Brother, what do you mean by the strange things you said?"
"Oh, we met a fellow Taoist from Longhu Mountain on the way here. He said that he had an accident while helping the ghost army to transcend. The ghost eyes were sucked away by a strange force and disappeared.
, and even the soldiers under his command disappeared.
So I want to ask, has anything like this happened in our town?"
Mengmeng was startled when she heard this, her face looked a little unnatural, she shook her head and said, "No."
After speaking, she seemed to be afraid that her words were not convincing enough. She turned her head and looked at Dagui and Yun Gao and said, "You didn't find anything unusual?"
"No."
The father and son seemed to be drawn from the same mold, shaking their heads like a rattle.
Feng Yi, who followed Dagui after paying homage to Taoist Master Xuanqi, raised his eyebrows when he saw this scene. You are obviously acting with a guilty conscience!
Ao Tianlong did not become suspicious, and nodded and said: "It's okay if you didn't come, there are dozens of ghosts, and they were well-trained soldiers when they were alive. If they really make trouble, I'm afraid they will cause big trouble."
After hearing Ao Tianlong's words, Yun Gao approached Xiao Shuang and asked, "Junior sister, what do you do for a living outside the customs?"
"Catch ghosts!"
Xiao Shuang said matter-of-factly.
"Catch ghosts?"
"Well, my father will kill ghosts without mercy when he encounters them."
Xiaoshuang said.
"But there are good and bad ghosts!"
Yun Gao said as if he was complaining about the ghost.
"Good people can become bad people, let alone ghosts; not to mention that humans and ghosts have different paths, and leaving them in the human world will definitely cause trouble!"
Xiaoshuang said confidently.
Feng Yi still supported Xiaoshuang's words. Although there were ghosts in Yizhuang, there were ghosts following him, but if there were no restraints, wouldn't there be accidents?
For example, the ghost king killed before was also transformed from a lonely ghost.
