The next few days were very pleasant for everyone. Ao Tianlong taught Xiao Shuang how to practice kung fu from time to time. It was very envious to see how lucky he was.
Seeing that Ao Tianlong was living more and more comfortably in his own home and becoming more and more like a member of the family, Dagui finally declared war on him.
The result is obvious, Dagui failed miserably!
Ao Tianlong wanted to compete with Feng Yi, but Feng Yi refused outright.
Feng Yi has already seen that his martial uncle has just been promoted to the realm of human master, and his Tao skills are very simple. If there is a real fight, he will definitely not be Feng Yi's opponent.
When Ao Tianlong saw Feng Yi avoid fighting, he became more and more sure of his own judgment. This guy was just bragging.
However, since arriving here, Feng Yi and Xiao Shuang have spent much less time together, which makes the old vegetable farmer Ao Tianlong very happy.
…
"Uncle Shou, you have been accompanying the young lady to our family for so long. Am I not very good to you?"
Seeing that the relationship between Yun Gao and Ao Tianlong was getting better and better, Dagui, who was deeply in crisis, finally couldn't help but sneak up to Shou Bo who was washing vegetables.
Although Shou Bo has Alzheimer's disease, he might still be able to remember some things.
Uncle Shou smiled when he heard Dagui's words and said, "Don't worry, I will visit your grave when you die."
When Dagui heard this, the corner of his mouth twitched. I am only forty years old this year, and you are over sixty. It would be very sad for me to die in front of you.
Then I thought about it, if Ao Tianlong continued to stay, he might really be pissed to death.
This is really sad...
So he smiled bitterly and said, "Uncle Shou, you are determined."
"Of course."
"Uncle Shou, I have something to ask you..."
"The vegetables I'm washing are not vegetables, but plum vegetables. Do you understand?"
Shou Bo picked up the green vegetables in his hand and explained.
Dagui was a little annoyed and said in a bad tone: "Listen clearly, you answer whatever I ask you, okay?
Don't be silent, I'll ask you if you are okay, okay?"
"Why are you shouting so loudly, you ask!"
Shou Bo responded mercilessly.
"Well……"
Dagui scratched the fat on his face. Am I humiliating myself by talking to Uncle Shou?
But the curiosity in his heart still defeated everything, and he said casually: "Did I give birth to Yun Gao?"
"You asked if Yun Gao was born to you?"
Shou Bo repeated it with a confused look on his face.
"Yeah yeah."
Dagui nodded repeatedly.
"Of course it wasn't you!"
Shou Bo looked at him with disdain, then left with the dish in his arms.
Dagui's face turned pale, as if he had been struck by lightning, and he murmured: "I knew it, it really wasn't me..."
Ao Tianlong, Ao Tianlong, you are really here to collect debt from me!
In this case, don't blame me for being rude."
At this time, Feng Yi, who was squatting not far away and chewing sugar cane, burst out laughing when he heard the content of the conversation between the two. Uncle Dagui was in a hurry and sought medical treatment, and he actually asked Uncle Shou, who was not very smart, to question him. It was like a chicken and a duck.
Talk about it.
In fact, he understood the meaning of Shou Bo's words. Was Yun Gao born to Da Gui?
of course not!
How can a man give birth to a child...
But it was obvious that Dagui had definitely misunderstood.
It’s boring anyway, but it’s quite interesting to watch two old men fighting over each other, isn’t it?
Seeing Dagui walking towards the house in a menacing manner, Feng Yi spat out the bagasse in his mouth and followed him thiefly.
At this time, Ao Tianlong was meditating with his eyes closed, and Dagui walked over with his hands behind his back and a fierce look on his face.
"Tsk tsk, are you planning a sneak attack? These are our brothers."
Feng Yi sighed with interest.
As if aware of the approaching danger, Ao Tianlong suddenly opened his eyes and looked back.
I saw Dagui taking out a... fan from his back, fanning Ao Tianlong with a look of shamelessness, and asked with concern: "Brother, why are you sweating profusely? Wipe the sweat!"
As he spoke, he handed over the towel prepared in his other hand.
Depend on……
Master Dagui, are you too spineless? Feng Yi shook his head speechlessly.
Ao Tianlong took the towel and wiped his sweat, looked at Dagui and said, "I'm so kind to you for nothing, you must be asking me for something, right?"
Dagui said with a smile: "Senior brother is indeed smart, lively, honest, virtuous, virtuous, handsome and cute!"
"Okay, okay, my bones are numb. If you have anything to say, please just tell me!"
Not only did Ao Tianlong feel awkward, but Feng Yi, who was secretly watching the show, also had goosebumps all over his body.
Master Dagui, please promise me not to be a bitch, okay?
Licking until there is nothing left!
"Okay, senior brother, let's talk while drinking, please."
The two of them went to the living room and made tea. Dagui caught a glimpse of Feng Yi who was hiding outside the door and eavesdropped, and said, "You brat, stop hiding, come and sit too."
"hey-hey."
Instead of feeling embarrassed, Feng Yi came over with a playful smile. After taking a sip of tea, he sighed: "Good tea, uncle."
"Huh, I'm just afraid that the tea is good, but nothing good will come of it!"
Ao Tianlong put down his tea cup and said bluntly: "If you have anything to say, just tell me, junior brother."
"It's like this. There is a bird's nest on my roof, and there is a nest of birds living in it.
There are fat birds, baby birds, mother birds, and an old bird inside. You don’t need to worry about the old bird because he has always been a guest!
This bird family has been living happily for so many years!"
Ao Tianlong blinked and asked: "Isn't it good to be happy?"
Feng Yi smiled and said, "Maybe you haven't been very happy recently?"
"Yes, the fat bird is very worried recently, because there is a thin bird and a female bird who insist on living in this bird's nest. This is a problem!"
Da Gui said pointedly.
Feng Yi touched his nose in embarrassment. Uncle Dagui, have you noticed that there is a good-looking male bird missing here?
Bah, you're not a birdman, why do you want to get involved?
Ao Tianlong came to his senses and asked tentatively: "Are you worried that Skinny Bird lives with Female Bird and refuses to leave?"
"Yes, yes, senior brother is really smart."
Dagui nodded and said.
"Uncle Master, I think you are worrying too much. Maybe that skinny bird doesn't want to live here."
Feng Yi interjected from the side.
"Yes, Skinny Bird actually wants to leave, but it's a pity that he can't."
Ao Tianlong sighed.
"Why?" Dagui was stunned.
"Because the mother bird doesn't want the thin bird to leave."
"How could that female bird do this?"
"There's nothing we can do about it. The mother bird and the skinny bird have a very deep relationship, which is not inferior to that of the fat bird."
"Don't talk to me about anything else. I'm just asking this skinny bird if he can leave!"
Dagui finally broke out.
Ao Tianlong said slowly: "I told you, I can't walk away even if I want to.
If you don’t believe it, ask junior sister.”
Feng Yi felt dizzy after hearing this bunch of birds. Fortunately, Mengmeng came over with a plate of snacks, and Ao Tianlong called her directly.
"What are you asking me for? Why can't you leave? Who wants to leave?"
Mengmeng asked blankly.
Dagui felt guilty and did not dare to speak. Ao Tianlong said slowly: "It's okay, junior sister. Junior brother is afraid that I will stay too long and asked me when I will leave."
"You're not allowed to leave! It's been a long time since we last saw each other, and you've only stayed here for a few days? I will never let you go!"
Mengmeng pointed at Dagui angrily and said: "If you dare to let senior brother leave, I will drive you away, you damn fat man!"
