Feng Dun was immediately moved by Jiale: "Senior brother, don't you feel hurt?"
"Of course it hurts, but because it was caused by Jingjing, it doesn't matter...and the situation when Master taught me a lesson was similar to today's situation," Jiale explained.
I can’t tell, you are still a jerk...
Feng Yi thought for a moment and asked in a tentative tone: "Then do you want to continue chasing Jingjing?"
"Chase, why don't you chase her? I must make her change her mind and forgive me!" Jia Le said firmly.
Senior brother, I respect you as a man!
Feng Yichong gave Jiale a thumbs up.
"Okay Feng Yi, stop praising me and help me think of a solution to find out what went wrong." Jia Le said anxiously.
Okay, since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy... Ahem, then I will help you sort it out.
"How did Jingjing perform at the beginning?"
"It was good at first. My face turned red and my eyes were full of admiration. I was intoxicated..." Jiale scratched his head and said.
vomit…
If you can talk well, don't act cute, especially a rough guy like you who has a luo habit.
"Look, it's still effective, right? Then why is she angry?" Feng Yi continued to ask.
"Because I followed your instructions and said she was a troublesome little goblin, so she slapped me..." Jia Le looked aggrieved.
"This is your fault, senior brother, I taught you to use my words, right?
How can you achieve good results if you just copy it without considering the other person's temperament, personality and ability to accept it?
Besides, it can also be seen from this that you are not serious at all, and you did not give Jingjing a nickname sincerely. It is completely false, so what is the point.
Do you think so?" Feng Yi said eloquently while holding his chin.
Jia Le was dumbfounded, and after a while he patted his forehead and said, "Yes, junior brother, you are right!
But the next words are all my own thoughts, why is she even more angry, is there something I didn’t do well?"
"No, if you did this from the beginning, the effect would be better. Unfortunately, you missed the best opportunity..."
Feng Yi shook his head and sighed: "After saying the words "little goblin", Jingjing is already angry with you. At this time, we can no longer play the role of a domineering president. It is just adding fuel to the fire.
You have to know that sometimes a man only has one side, but many times, a man also has many sides.
After becoming a domineering president, you have to be as gentle as water and let her enjoy the different stimulations of ice and fire. Next, you have to be mysterious and elegant, playing mysterious and disappearing...
In short, don’t let her figure out your tricks, let her never see through you as a person, then she will be obsessed with you and worry about you - it is not easy to capture the beauty in your arms!"
Feng Yi's eloquent remarks were inspiring, and Jia Le nodded repeatedly, sighing with emotion: "Junior brother, in the final analysis, your teaching is not comprehensive enough and you have reservations, otherwise I wouldn't end up in this miserable situation."
"It doesn't matter. This is just the first step in a long journey of thousands of miles. There is still a long way to go. You must have confidence in yourself..."
Speaking of this, Feng paused for a moment and asked slightly strangely: "Brother, can you make a big bowl of wide noodles?"
"Big bowl of wide noodles, what the hell?" Jiale didn't quite understand.
"Look at this noodle, it's long and wide, just like this bowl, it's big and round...a big bowl of wide noodles."
"Junior brother, your words are so interesting, just like singing." Jia Le smiled silly.
Ah…
There is something wrong with my brain, why are I talking to you about this?
Feng Yi laughed at himself. It seemed that he was still a little lonely deep down in his heart. Unfortunately, there were many things that only he himself understood, and even Tingting could not truly connect with him.
Thinking of Ren Tingting, he felt warm in his heart. Although the two of them could not reach a complete agreement on the spiritual level, Tingting was better than Jingjing.
The violent young lady who hits someone when she disagrees is much better.
Royal Zombie, come on now. After I kill you, I want to go home. I want our obedient, sensible, beautiful and lovely Tingting...
Hey, Master, although I didn’t mention you, you have to believe that I miss you too!
Well, whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway.
…
The two walked around the mountain again and finally found the master and Jingjing who were digging herbs. Jiale came forward with a smile on his face, but unfortunately he hadn't spoken yet. Jingjing, with murderous eyes, raised the sickle in his hand at him.
Then cut an herb vigorously.
Seeing this scene, Jiale felt a chill in her crotch and did not dare to say anything.
Feng Yi sighed regretfully, and wanted to test his teaching results on picking up girls...
The four of them finished their work until it was almost evening before going down the mountain. Jia Le and Feng Yi even filled their buckets with water and caught two fish before heading back.
The two of them had just returned to the dojo. Taoist Master Simu, who had been staying in the house without leaving the house, looked at the two of them with scrutinizing eyes and said, "You came back so late.
It’s not like he’s hanging out with the monk next door.”
"No, Master. I took my junior brother around and went for a swim. I caught several fish and came back. I will cook grilled fish for you in the evening." Jia Le became smart again at this time.
"Huh, your face is bruised when you catch a fish?" Taoist priest Simu glared at him angrily.
"Well...the fish are more lively recently." Jia Le felt guilty and explained in a low voice.
"You two go and cook, I'm a little hungry." Taoist Master Simu didn't pursue it any further, waved to the two of them, and continued tinkering with the things on the table.
There are bowls, coconut shells, all in pairs, and a lot of cotton.
Before going to the kitchen, Feng Yi took another look. After going out, he asked Jia Le in a low voice: "Jia Le, what is Uncle Master doing mysteriously?"
"The master next door chants sutras in the morning and evening. Master found it noisy, so he made earmuffs for sound insulation." Jiale explained helplessly.
After saying this, Feng Yi realized that, yes, the original plot had this
Unfortunately, it was so long ago that I forgot about it.
It seems that Taoist Master Four Eyes is still a craftsman who is good at making small things, including earmuffs, the microphone he played with when he was a child, and one big sword after another, which proves that he is very talented in this area.
.
But is it so noisy for Master Yikyu to recite sutras?
As for preparing so many sound insulation tools?
After dinner, Feng Yi finally realized that he was tooyongtoona?ve, very stupid and naive!
Because the sutra recited by Master Ikkyu is so penetrating.
Another point is that the houses of both houses are made of paper, which has no sound insulation effect at all.
Just like a classic line in a movie, it seems that there is a, no, a group of flies surrounding you, buzzing...buzzing...buzzing...in your ears, and finally flying into your ears -
