"...The above is the disciplinary record of Gryffindor House this school year."
Argus Filch said dryly, twitching the corners of his mouth into a malicious smile.
"In fact, if the statistical scope is slightly expanded, then you may have to spend all your time this afternoon looking at the records."
"After all, in addition to disciplinary violations and violations, Hogwarts also keeps statistics on daily point deductions - on average, each Gryffindor student will have points deducted once a week."
Hogwarts' "Fei Cat Apostle Erqi" wet his fingers with saliva, flipped through the thick book in his hand, and raised his eyes to look at the parents with different expressions around him.
"Of course, Professor McGonagall will be responsible for explaining the deduction of points in detail later. I mainly want to discuss disciplinary issues with you..."
Different from the weak and pale roar of the past, with the help of a cute little angel, Filch mastered a new way of killing:
Big data simulation analysis, and discussion of causes and consequences after logical sorting.
"The fatality rate of Wolf Fang Frisbee is 17%, which means that without proper treatment, roughly one out of five people will die."
"I think no one wants their children to have blood on their hands or die in other people's 'pranks', right?"
"By the way, during the confiscation of contraband last year, I seized a total of seven Wolf Fang Frisbees——"
Filch glanced at the brochure in the middle of the week, gently pursed his dry lips, looked around at the parents and said softly.
"And hiding a Wolf Frisbee privately is just a relatively common violation of discipline..."
"Forcibly break into the forbidden forest, fight in groups with weapons, destroy school buildings, stay out at night, cast spells in narrow areas such as corridors——"
"Obviously, many young wizards in Gryffindor House do not have a clear and correct understanding of the serious consequences that these actions may lead to."
"The most common school rule at Hogwarts is expulsion, but when a bad incident occurs, the ruling party may not only be the school, but also the Ministry of Magic and even the Wizengamot Wizarding Court..."
Argus Filch's explanation was not long. Following the advice of a certain little angel, he controlled his emotions and the length of his "speech" very well this time.
A well-timed danger warning and a business-like cold attitude are often more likely to cause uneasiness than an "incompetent and furious" roar.
More importantly, the vast majority of Gryffindor House parents have never been exposed to this kind of procedural scientific analysis.
Data, analogies, cases, simulations... and detailed legal basis.
Combined with the disciplinary records in the "magic book" in each parent's hand, the disapproval on all the parents' faces turned into solemnity in an instant.
Professor McGonagall's follow-up comments about points deductions, as well as the score fluctuations and daily activities of the Gryffindor wizards in the past year or two, have made many parents feel sad.
"...Wait a minute, why did Cormac have to fight an average of two rounds of duels every day at the end of last year?!"
Mr. McLaggen frowned, suddenly noticing his child's abnormal data.
You know, wizard duels are never pleasant, whether in Hogwarts or outside.
This means that irreconcilable conflicts arise between the two parties in the duel, and they have to use the most barbaric and violent methods to solve the problem.
"Oh, this...I heard from Percy that it seems to be related to a level in the Defense Against the Dark Arts practical exam last year..."
Mr. Weasley came over to take a look, and enthusiastically offered to help explain.
"I heard that there is a level where students have to deal with random potion assessments, and some of the assessment props and answers come from the classwork of other students in this college."
"Mr. McLaggen seems to...well, he poisoned seven or eight teams by himself. He happened to learn the broad-spectrum interpretation potion last year, so he was selected very frequently..."
"The antidote...the poison is overturned—seven or eight teams—"
Mr. McLaggen twitched the corners of his mouth, closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
He finally understood why McCorkle always said that the Potions Professor was targeting him. If it were him, he would definitely have the same points deducted until he died!
This kind of bad antidote turned into a poison, but he was not directly detained until the end... The Potions professor was still too gentle.
In fact, McCulloch McLagan's situation is not outstanding among Gryffindor, even
The vast majority of Gryffindor boys have a much higher than average number of duels, and the reasons for duels are even more bizarre, like a collection of ridiculous stories:
For example, "farting on purpose", "talking after eating durian", "stepping into the classroom with the left foot first", "his hair is provoking me"...
If they were not still in Hogwarts, many parents would even wonder whether their children were learning modern magic, or were sent to the ancient Roman magic dueling field thousands of years ago for further training, or were sent to the first magic dueling arena.
The Age of Magical War...
After all, the reason and number of duels are too scary - this is no longer simply active and lively.