Gringotts is preparing to fight to the death and seize the opportunity to break out the fourth goblin war?!
Several thoughts flashed through Elena's mind in an instant, and her heart stopped for a beat. She subconsciously raised her head and glanced at Dumbledore, who was sitting at the head teacher's table at the end of the auditorium.
Dumbledore was seen holding a silver table knife in his hand and was slowly spreading butter on a piece of bread. Judging from the old man's condition, he seemed to be in a good mood.
Elena calmed down a little, let go of the little owl in her hand that was cooing in pain from her sudden force, and picked up the magazine that was pressed under the envelope.
Beneath the cartoon about Dumbledore were listed the titles of other articles in the magazine:
"The Lie of the Ministry of Magic: The so-called Muggle country "Soviet Union" does not exist at all"
"The Secret Army of Goblins Revealed"
"Cornelly Fudge: Goblin Killer or King Gallon's Puppet?"
…
"Why does this kind of headline-grabbing sound like deja vu, especially what the goblin killer Fudge said..."
Elena couldn't help but twitch the corners of her eyes, and her gaze slowly moved upwards, looking at the magazine title that was previously blocked by a thick parchment envelope - if she remembered correctly, there does seem to be such a strange person in the magical world.
Entertainment magazine.
At the top of the magazine, there is a string of bold English words written crookedly, "The Quibbler".
"... Phew, it turned out to be Luna's "The Quibbler". It almost scared the baby to death."
Elena patted her small chest, let out a long sigh of relief, opened the magazine, quickly glanced at the catalog, found the corresponding page numbers of the articles, and couldn't wait to open it.
"For decades, Albus Dumbledore has been considered the patron saint of the entire wizarding world. He defeated the dark wizard Grindelwald in 1945 and led people out of the shadow of You-Know-Who ten years ago. One year
Another year has passed, and his Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has trained countless outstanding wizards. Last year, in the face of public calls for him to serve as the Ministry of Magic, Dumbledore made it clear: Compared with becoming the Minister of Magic
, he would rather devote his remaining energy to educational work at Hogwarts. None of us questioned this."
"However, is this really the case?"
"Recently, surprising new evidence has emerged, proving that Albus Dumbledore may not be as indifferent to fame and fortune as people think. Jude Law, who lives at 221B Baker Street, said that in fact, Dumbledore had already
Many years ago, he secretly controlled the entire Gringotts Wizarding Bank, and even controlled many heads of Muggle countries."
"'It's actually quite understandable, because Dumbledore has gotten everything he wanted.' Mr. Jude Law said, 'People think that the Minister of Magic is an enviable position, but in fact the most important position is
The CEO of Gringotts Wizarding Bank, and Dumbledore had conquered all the goblins through force and wisdom about twenty years ago. The so-called Gringotts-Hogwarts crisis was nothing more than his own
It's just a one-man show performed by the director. I could see this from the beginning. Dumbledore doesn't care about money at all, because money is meaningless to him. He owns the entire Gringotts. His current ambition has become
How to bypass the "Law of Secrecy" established by the International Federation of Wizards and get involved in and control those poor Muggle countries.'"
After reading the entire article in one breath, Elena touched her nose in confusion, and then casually flipped through the contents of the following articles, feeling a strange feeling in her heart.
Most of the articles in the magazine are so funny that you can tell at a glance that they are made up.
For example, a wizard claimed that she had summoned an evil god with countless tentacles on its head and bat wings on its back, which could easily destroy the human world; Cornelius Fudge actually had a hobby of making goblins in the dark.
A goblin killer baked into a pie; if you can use animagus to transform into a frog, you can quietly deprive others of their...
In a sense, Mr. Xenophilius Lovegood can be regarded as a rare talent. After all, with so many endless and bizarre ideas, as well as the weird brain power that violates all normal clues, in
There may never be another person found in the entire magical world.
Although due to some common sense errors, the lack of important information, and the blind denial of many correct things, he was unable to deduce the correct process. Naturally, most of the conclusions he drew were full of errors. It is no wonder that most wizards
They regard this magazine as a sensational piece of trash.
However, no matter how absurd things are in daily life, they cannot withstand the influence brought by this kind of divine prophecy.
You know, is the cover comic picture drawn by Xenophilius Lovegood this time really? It's so accurate. It is exactly the picture of Dumbledore receiving gold galleons and dollars outside Hogwarts Castle.
appearance.
Otherwise, it would not have nearly scared Elena into a cold sweat. Fortunately, the sales volume of "The Quibbler" was already very low, and its influence was almost negligible.
However, if you think about it from another perspective, if you can control a part of the public opinion, "The Quibbler" is undoubtedly the most suitable. And from the perspective of commercial value, "The Quibbler" is like a collection of wonderful stories.
In the field of written entertainment, it can be said to be a monstrous existence.
Even if you can't convince many people like ["Share your current story" - Zhihu] in the previous life, you can at least make a book comparable to "Reader", which has dominated the top three sales in the non-magical world for nearly a hundred years.
"Reader's Digest" is a must-read magazine that is extremely popular throughout the wizarding world.
However, to achieve this goal, Elena still needs to find a way to persuade or deceive the editor-in-chief Xenophilius Lovegood - a very stubborn, very autistic, nagging, and abnormal brain circuit.
Severe daughter control.
However, the crux of the problem is that there is still a full year before Luna Lovegood goes to Hogwarts. Elena can't find anyone who can influence that in a short time.
Mr. Lovegood's channel.
"Wait, let's talk about it, this owl..."
The silver-haired little witch pondered for a moment, then moved her eyes thoughtfully to the little owl that had hid in Hannah's lap in a panic, with a kind smile on her face.
"Come on, little cutie. In the next year, my sister will take care of you for the time being."
There are no hostages, and the same goes for "bird" hostages.
Moreover, judging from the accessories on this little owl, it is obvious that little Luna treasures this cute little animal. As long as she sends back some photos, feathers, and paw prints of the little owl from time to time, Xenofi is not afraid to spoil her daughter.
Mr. Lewis Lovegood would not correct his attitude and listen to her reasoning calmly.
Besides, Elena, who has a God's perspective, knows very well what things have an irresistible temptation for the Lovegood family.
Although she didn't know where to find the so-called "Crumple-Horned Snorkack".
But regarding the legendary Three Deathly Hallows, she was confident that she could frighten most wizards except Dumbledore and Grindelwald.
"Store food and don't let it escape."
Goo!
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Alas, there is no chapter on the plan to add more chapters... Gradually falling into autism, Gu~
Obviously, each chapter has more than 9,000, and nearly 10,000 people have read it, but there are very few people who come to chat with me. In fact, 1,000 seems to be a lot. In fact, in theory, only 20 people need to post 20 posts, even if it is just a Gugu.
, can be put together.
In fact, I am a little different from most authors. I never expect subscriptions or rewards. Because I am a bigger bookworm than anyone else, and my original intention of writing a book is just to make it more lively. If you
After reading my book, it would be nice to leave a period to show that you have been here.
Gu~so tired~
I won’t ask Zhang to say anything anymore, and I won’t post a lot of irrelevant things~
In short, I will still work hard to type and write a good story~ That’s it~ Gu~