Chapter 412 The big thing is bad! (Acridine for a monthly ticket! Four thousand words!)
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Since just now, Hagrid's cabin has been echoing with the sound of some kind of rodent grinding its teeth.
Albus Dumbledore turned his head slightly and glanced at a certain white-haired dumpling who was biting the edge of the cup in displeasure and making a rattling noise in the wooden water cup. The corners of his wrinkled eyes couldn't help but twitch.
Dumbledore coughed slightly, looked at Hagrid again and said.
"As for "The Quibbler" that Miss Kaslana just mentioned, I think you don't have to reject it all, Hagrid. You can at least try to share some knowledge about magical animals and introduce the animals in the Forbidden Forest.
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In order to calm things down a bit in the future, it would be better to provide some conveniences to "The Quibbler" as agreed.
Different from the clean refusal when faced with Elena's invitation before, this time, Hagrid only hesitated for a moment, then nodded very seriously and agreed.
"Since Professor Dumbledore said so, I will give it a try."
"In addition, Professor Kettle Burn has raised the idea of retiring more than once, and I think, Hagrid, you are obviously a more suitable substitute candidate. Frankly speaking, whenever Hogwarts needs to recruit
Teaching is always a very troublesome job.”
"Care of Magical Creatures at Hogwarts?! Wait, Professor Dumbledore, I..."
Hagrid's eyes widened in surprise, he waved his hand quickly, and subconsciously refused.
"Don't be too busy saying no just yet, Hagrid."
Albus Dumbledore raised his hand, interrupted Hagrid's words, and looked directly at the face of the half-blood giant.
"I'm not saying it's now. You still have at least one or two years to learn teaching experience from Professor Bourne. I believe that by next year...at the latest by this time the year after next, you should be able to be a qualified teacher.
Serving as a substitute professor of Care of Magical Creatures.”
"Um, um... okay, I'll try my best."
Facing Albus Dumbledore's blue eyes, Hagrid hesitated uncomfortably, took a deep breath, and nodded rather unconfidently - becoming an official member of Hogwarts.
Professor, for him, it can be said to be something that he never dared to dream about.
After determining the main tasks of today, the subsequent conversation will be much smoother.
When Hagrid clearly expressed his refusal, Elena did not continue to talk about hunting in the Forbidden Forest. Anyway, in terms of force alone, even without Hagrid's help, she was enough to survive in the Forbidden Forest.
Come and go as you please.
As for the only problem with pathfinding...
Hogwarts is such a big castle, Elena still doesn't believe that she can get lost in a small forest next to her home - besides, if it doesn't work out, she still has a smart eagle dog to lead the way.
Therefore, the content of the following conversation was mainly to discuss the content that Hagrid needs to provide in the next issue of the magical beasts section of "The Quibbler", and to take a brief inventory of the cute little guys in the Forbidden Forest or near Hogwarts.
Taking into account the publicity effect of the first issue, after several selections, Elena suggested that Hagrid choose unicorns as the first magical animal to introduce. After all, unicorns are the most popular in terms of rarity and appearance.
pretty good.
"Then, Mr. Hagrid, I'll leave it to you to find the unicorn. I'll bring Luna over tomorrow afternoon and take a few photos to use as picture material for the next issue of "The Quibbler."
Standing in the rubble outside the door of Hagrid's cabin, Elena waved goodbye to Hagrid.
You know, Luna Lovegood's favorite thing is magical animals. If she knew that she would have the opportunity to get up close to those beautiful unicorns, according to Elena's estimation, her favorability would at least increase a lot.
stand up.
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It was already close to five o'clock in the afternoon when we left Hagrid's hut.
Elena turned her head, glanced at Hagrid's cabin that was no longer visible, and suddenly stopped.
"Okay, you two... now take out all the toffees in your pockets."
"What candy? What are you taking out? What are you talking about?"
Grindelwald looked at Elena with confusion, like an old wizard in the late stages of Alzheimer's disease.
At the same time, the expression on Dumbledore's face was also slightly subtle. He never expected that this little girl Elena would go to such an extent to kill everyone - no! He is the principal of Hogwarts, how could he react like this?
I came here and was kidnapped by a little girl.
"Don't make me repeat the treacle toffee you snuck out of Hagrid's cabin."
Elena put her hands on her hips, looking at the two most powerful wizards in the magic world with an indifferent expression, and said ruthlessly.
"I tasted one before, and the sugar content in it was too high. For old people of your age, this kind of high-calorie candy is no less than a poison that may attack at any time - you should know very well that before in Newmont
Gad Castle: How uncomfortable it feels when diabetes attacks."
Glancing at Gellert Grindelwald, Elena rubbed her brows and softened her tone slightly.
In the past half month, in addition to learning magic, Elena has also gained a certain understanding of many basic common sense in the magic world, especially in the field of medical magic.
Generally speaking, the medical development in the magical world has fallen into a rather bad turn.
Compared with the complex and cumbersome medical classification in the non-magical world, the medical field in the magical world can be mainly divided into two fields: magical injury treatment and non-magical disease treatment. There is no doubt that the work of cracking spells and magical injuries occupies the vast majority of the work.
The time and energy of some of the top therapists.
In comparison, for some common injuries, the way the magic world handles them is obviously much simpler and more crude.
Ordinary trauma is mainly caused by the use of various body regeneration potions and curses. Whether it is fractures, scratches, soft tissue contusions, or even broken limbs, they are all generally attributed to the same field - in the magic world,
Unless the scars are caused by black magic, you will rarely meet a disabled person in the wizarding world.
However, on the other hand, the magical world's research on non-surgical diseases can be said to be extremely backward.
From Elena's point of view, it is still almost at the level of medieval witch doctors. Most of the potions and treatments are simply to solve pain and superficial symptoms - headaches are treated, and foot pains are treated.
Feet, fever and fever...even heart disease was forcibly overcome with the most powerful healing spell.
Occasionally, there are one or two cases of diseases that can be completely cured, and they are more like a blind cat encountering a dead mouse, a semi-black box "folk magic recipe" that works backwards from the result to the release process, and is not a true pathological response.
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Faced with this current situation, Elena was not too surprised.
If she remembered correctly, in the original work, even more than ten years later, Draco Malfoy's wife passed away due to some unknown disease - omnipotent magic is not so "omnipotent" in the face of life, old age, illness and death.
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In addition, there are also some wizards who died of illness mentioned in the original work.
Although it seemed that there was no solution at that time, after a few decades, most treatments and even cure methods were available. After all, the biggest difference between modern medicine and the magical world is that in the past few hundred years
Since then, the non-magical world has made rapid progress in the microscopic field and the fields of chemistry and physics.
According to Elena's knowledge over the past few days, she has determined at least two diseases for which the correct solution has not yet been found in the magic world. The main response method is to treat the symptoms rather than the root cause and force life extension.
To be precise, heart disease and diabetes are not even listed separately as an independent system of diseases.
However, with the popularization of Elena's science, Mrs. Pomfrey, the medical director of Hogwarts, has gradually paid attention to the latter. After all, there are too many middle-aged and elderly people in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Even considering that the average life span of wizards is higher than that of the non-magical world, the aging problem of Hogwarts faculty and staff is still very prominent. Even Severus Snape, the youngest dean in history, is now
Already 31 years old.
Of course, as the only centenarian in Hogwarts (Otto Apocalypse, who falsely reported his age, and Professor Binns, who is in a state of insanity, are not included in the statistics for the time being), Dumbledore is naturally Madam Pomfrey’s most important person.
After hearing the customized "healthy recipe" plan proposed by Elena, the target of attention showed a very high execution ability.
Therefore, in the past few days, Dumbledore has really been unable to eat even a small snack that is high in calories and sugar.
"Really can't stay at all? You see, after all these years, I haven't..."
Dumbledore trembled his long white beard and looked helplessly at the one-meter-two little girl in front of him. She didn't have the dignity of the Hogwarts principal at all - he knew very well that in this case, it was impossible to be emotional.
Cards are more useful than using the principal's identity to suppress.
"No, you've already eaten enough when we were in Hagrid's hut. Come on, I've taken care of both of you and didn't ask you to hand over the candies in front of other people."
Elena shook her head firmly and stretched out her small hands in front of Dumbledore, clearly showing that there was no room for bargaining on this matter.
"Oh well……"
Dumbledore and Grindelwald looked at each other, sighed helplessly, and reached out their hands to fumble in their pockets.
At this moment, a crackling sound of air explosion suddenly came from not far away.
"Mr. Dumbledore, Mr. Dumbledore! Something bad has happened! The students are fighting again!"
A panicked house elf suddenly appeared in front of the three of them, waving helplessly, its two big eyes bulging like ping pong balls filled with fear and uneasiness.
"Why did they start fighting again?!"
Dumbledore's face was solemn, and he subconsciously glanced at Elena, who looked innocent in front of him, and frowned high.
From noon to afternoon, Elena had been with the two of them. Logically speaking, there should be no other sources of trouble in Hogwarts school. Why did something happen anyway?
"Speak slowly and little by little. Where are they? How many students are there? Do you know the reason? Is it still Hufflepuff and Slytherin this time? Have the other professors and deans been notified?"
"Is anyone injured? What's the scale of this time?"
Noticing the solemn look on Dumbledore's face, Grindelwald calmly stopped what he was doing, turned his head and looked at the house elf imitatingly, and asked quickly - as Hogg
As the therapist in the Watts School Infirmary and the caretaker of Hogwarts Castle, this kind of thing naturally falls within his scope of responsibilities.
"The specific reason is not very clear, but this time it is Gryffindor House and Ravenclaw House."
The house elf nervously twisted the napkin "clothes" on his chest and stammered in reply.
"The location was originally on the Gryffindor vegetable patch next to the school's Quidditch pitch. It seemed that some first-year students from Gryffindor discovered that someone was stealing their potatoes... then I don't know what happened.
The students ran to the Ravenclaw Tower and started fighting again. As for the scope, this time it was much more severe than the previous one."
Shaking with some fear, the house elf glanced at Dumbledore, whose face was as dark as water, and continued.
"Gryffindor's potato field has not been damaged much, but Ravenclaw's fruit garden seems to have been destroyed by almost half. Now those Ravenclaw students are almost going crazy, and all the girls in the house are rushing out of the tower.
He came out to chase Gryffindor students... As for where he is now, I'm not sure..."
Sure enough, just halfway through listening, Elena secretly stuck out her tongue - it turned out that she was beaten for stealing food.
Just as she guessed, although in theory, each college can enjoy a dish of good specifications as long as they plant their own vegetable gardens carefully, human desires are changeable and difficult to restrain.
There is no doubt that after eating a vegetable and fruit platter for a whole week, some Ravenclaw boys probably finally failed to defeat the little devil in their hearts and wanted to secretly go to the next door college to dig some while no one was paying attention.
Potato.
You must know that fights in the magical world are not as good as those in the non-magical world. It is always a problem for young wizards to be accurate when "fighting". It is inevitable that some flowers and plants will be accidentally injured during attack and defense.
In addition, the little lions of Gryffindor have always been aggressive and reckless. It is not unimaginable to chase the "potato thief" all the way, and accidentally chase them into other people's territory - not to mention, some time ago,
From the beginning, sporadic thefts occurred in the fruit garden of Ravenclaw College.
"What?! What, what, what happened to these children this year..."
Dumbledore's breathing suddenly stopped, and he felt a heavy feeling in his chest again.
"In which direction?! Take me there quickly!"
Tsk tsk tsk...
Looking at the two centenarians running away, Elena uttered a rather pitiful sigh.
Although according to her initial guess, she thought that the first conflict would be in Slytherin House, she didn't expect that life would be more creative and comedic than planned - she couldn't blame her.
Hmm, wait... I seem to have forgotten something...
Elena blinked, looking at the backs of the two old wizards who were about to disappear, especially the retreating back of a certain one who looked quite happy, she suddenly came to her senses.
"Hey! You two, keep the candy first! Don't think you can abscond with the candy if something happens!"
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