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Chapter 307 Cousins

"Onii-chan, take me, Onii-chan~~ (sounds at the end of the sound)"

"Japanese girl? Get in the car!"

"Thank you, Onii-chan, thank you!"

"Sister, call me Yachudie!"

"I hate it, how good is Onii-chan~~"

"My dear James Bond, do you dare to ask the boss..."

"Where did the foreign devil come from, talking in human language!"

"Mud Howl, my name is James Bond. Please tell me, boss, how to enter the training camp?"

"Training camp? Go find the training camp instructor and complete a prerequisite task."

"Yeah, yeah, this is unfair, this is discrimination, I want to protest..."

"Crazy, there is no Black Lives Matter in Canaan. Even if you shout to break your throat, Canaan Company will not pay attention to you."

"This guy's friend dares to rob the system NPC, he is really ignorant and fearless."

"How did it turn out?"

"Of course I was stabbed by the guard, haha..."

"Nihao, I am from India and I love China. India and China are both superpowers and we are all friends!"

"Sorry, India is a superpower, but China is not. We are a developing country."

"...I am a noble Brahmin and deserve to be respected and treated favorably!"

"Come and see, there's another lunatic here."

"Ah, ah, I seem to be sick. My whole body is weak and I can't walk!"

"Stupid, you are almost fainting from hunger."

"ah!?"

"Go to the system black shop and get a piece of bitter bread for 1 copper. After eating it, you will be alive and kicking."

"I, I have no money..."

"Pretend I didn't say, bye!"

"Don't leave. Aren't all Chinese people good people? I'm from Africa. I'm your African brother!"

"The landlord's family doesn't have any food left. African brothers, I'm sorry!"

"China and Pakistan are iron brothers!"

"Ah...this!"

"Last time I met a Chinese tourist who came to my store to buy something and his money was confiscated."

"Ah...that's it!"

"When there was an earthquake in China, we donated all the tents. In order to save space, officials crowded into tents to arrive at the disaster area."

"Oh...brother, please stop shouting, I still have 5 coppers, I'll give them all to you."

"I don't want money!"

"Then what do you want!"

"I just want to play games with Brother Iron!"

"Ah, please take me!"



In comparison, the Novice Village, which has a majority of international server players, is more lively.

The Black Pharaoh came back in a depressed mood. These were all background sounds. I saw that Chinese players and players in the international server had already begun to interact. Under the translation of the system, the communication was smooth, and the problem of poor communication that was worried before did not occur.

He had just been cheated by some unscrupulous Chinese teammates. Seeing that these Chinese players did not like him, Black Pharaoh went straight to the NPC to hand in the task. The reward he received was actually a copper coin with a very low probability, which made him feel better.

Some.

But what to do next?

This problem is not a problem for Chinese players. The online game routines they are familiar with are exactly the routines of Canaan. However, in foreign countries, especially North America, differences in game culture have caused adaptability problems, which is a common phenomenon among international players.

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Always a beat slow, always not knowing what to do next.

"Hey James Bond, just call me 007!"

"Yeah, Black Pharaoh!"

"Brother Black Pharaoh, are you level 1?"

"yeah!"

"How about together, 10 parts of magic grass essence powder?"

"Uh...I seem to be hungry?"

"I know where the food store is, I'll take you there."

It's only now, more than three hours after the server was launched, that players in the international server don't know the process of completing missions to spawn monsters. Even so, there are not a few who are out of shape.

Following 007, the Black Pharaoh was preparing to taste the food in the game for the first time. When he passed by the door of the church of Tias, the goddess of life and harvest, he saw a large number of international players looking for trouble.

The two of them stopped and watched for a while. 007, a very ugly white elf player, shrugged his shoulders, "They feel that their beliefs are offended, what do you think?"

"It's just a game!"

"But he is so real, so incredibly real, it's like starting a second life."

"Then let's give this second life a second choice."

"Haha, if everyone thinks so." After saying this, Mr. 007 turned his lips to the Chinese players who were watching the excitement, "They wouldn't have this problem."

The Black Pharaoh gritted his teeth and said, "Chinese people have no faith. They only focus on interests. They are a group of believers who put interests first."

"Haha, it seems we have a common language. Let's get to know each other again. James Bond, the hometown of 007, comes from Great Britain!"

"American country!"

"Cousins ​​ha!"

The system food store is located in the northeast corner of the square. It is in a remote location and difficult to find.

The two 'cousins' found a place, and there were already many newcomers to the international server surrounding the store, rushing to buy the dark bread from the NPC.

A player who was made to look like Gandalf from The Lord of the Rings was excitedly holding black bread and talking about something incredible and about souls being able to eat. It was as if he was holding some rare delicacy, and he was moved to tears.

When he carefully took a bite and closed his eyes, the expression on his face was moved at first, then slowly became stiff, and then became exciting.

"Bah, it tastes too bad!"

“Dark cuisine!”

"Are all Chinese people masters of cooking if they don't talk? Why is it so delicious?"

"It feels like some kind of spoiled and moldy animal offal?"

“This is brown bread, vegetarian!”



The two cousins ​​looked at each other and felt something was wrong.

The Black Pharaoh gritted his teeth and made enough mental preparation before stepping forward to buy one.

The fist-sized bread, according to the introduction, is a cheap food made with bitter wheat as the main ingredient and supplemented with various fats and oils. Do not eat too much, as eating too much will cause poisoning.

I tasted it with a heroic spirit, and a strange smell rushed straight into my mouth, ravaging my taste buds and making my stomach feel nauseous.

The Black Pharaoh was about to spit it out, but when he thought that it was worth 1 copper, he couldn't afford the more expensive ones, and he would starve to death if he didn't eat it, he had to force himself to swallow it.

"I swear, this is the worst food I've ever had!"

"It looks like we are going to make money!" 007 said, looking at the more expensive food sold in the store, "Survival will be a big problem in the future, and there is no relief from the Welfare Department here."

"Damn, this game is too hardcore."

In comparison, the food stamps provided by the Welfare Department are so considerate. It would be great if there were such benefits in the game.

007's hunger level was also very high, but he had no money, so he shamelessly asked his "cousin" to borrow a copper and bought one. The two of them returned to the square gnawing on the extremely unpalatable bread.

"Everything is conceived in darkness. Darkness is the origin of all existence and dies of all changes. It gave birth to the omnipotent Creator, but the Creator hated darkness and created light as soon as he was born. Light spreads and flows everywhere.

Only then did we have time.”

"But light and time cannot completely dispel darkness, just like you cannot dispel your own shadow."

"Child, you asked me what kind of deity the goddess of the night is. This is a good question. The goddess of the night represents the darkness from which everything begins, the origin of all existence, the ancient time before light and time... Such a great

Aren’t gods worthy of our worship, praise, and belief?”

A very special NPC appeared in the square, God. Many players in the international server suspected that he was played by a real person. Looking at the way he preached hard, it was hard to imagine that he was just a program composed of 0s and 1s.

"God, what is God?"

"My Lord Matila Huo Bensi is not the false god worshiped by the Twilight Conference who stole the power of the night. My Lord represents the real night. My Lord's full name is the mother of night and true knowledge."

"What, a mission? You... don't be so utilitarian, kid... Of course, becoming a citizen of the dark night means you have to fulfill more of the authority and responsibilities given by the dark night. There are so many lost sheep who need to be saved by the dark night, so... the mission

There are merits and merits, and there are also unique skills and equipment as long as the conditions are met..."

"Come one by one, come one by one!"

Most of the people who came forward to Chrysalis were players from China. When 007 saw this, he complained, "The Chinese people are really a group of believers who put interests above all else. Look at them, even their faith can be traded."

Before he finished speaking, he saw that his ‘cousin’ whom he had just met was also there.

"No, I said..."

"Don't be naive, James, this is just a game."

More than a hundred people crowded around the preaching NPC and received a pamphlet from him. When it was the turn of the Black Pharaoh, something went wrong and the man in front of him was rejected by the NPC.

"Why can't I?" This guy looked confused.

"Your name, kid."

"What happened to the name?"

"The original Lord of Haotian's Supreme Ziwei, I can't imagine what it would be like to appear in front of my Lord with such a name, so... let's change the name, child. Although we are resistance forces, we must maintain the minimum

of humility.”

The Black Pharaoh is listening in the background. It's time, these lawless Chinese people finally suffered because of their unscrupulousness, right?

At the same time, I am also worried that my name, Pharaoh, Pharaoh, will not violate any taboos, right?

Fortunately, he didn't worry about it and received the booklet smoothly.

"Go down and study hard, Black Pharaoh. I look forward to our next meeting. You are already a believer in my Lord."

When I opened the booklet, it was all about the teachings of the Mother of Night and True Knowledge. In addition to explaining the origin and relationship between night and all things in the world, it also emphasized that the current Lady of Night is a false god who steals power, which is one of the missions of our resistance army.

That is to overthrow her and push Matila, the true representative of the night, to the top.

After reading, he received a system prompt saying that he had become a pan-believer in Matila, the goddess of night and true knowledge.

On the system properties panel, there is an additional sub-section of faith, which digitally divides his degree of faith into numerical values ​​from 0 to 100 to express it. One reading makes him a pan-believer with a faith value of 1, and he needs to be upgraded to a light believer.

, it is necessary to 'fix' the value of 100.

The reminder says that you can deepen your faith by repeatedly studying the doctrine, completing faith-specific tasks and making donations, which is to upgrade.

After hearing about the benefits, 007 joined the queue to receive the brochures without hesitation. After receiving the booklets, 007 embarrassedly emphasized that the game was just a game.

Players in the international server have more or less scruples, but Chinese players have no taboos. The excitement of the square did not cause a sensation among the players, but it did explode several similar NPCs.

Soon, priests such as the Goddess of Life and Harvest, the Sun God, the Moon God, the God of Craftsmen, the Forest Goddess... all came out. The unique voice turned into group competition, and the small novice village just changed.

It has become a place where people are competing to preach, seriously interfering with the normal work flow.

The village chief of the novice village had no choice but to stand up on behalf of the system and drove all the preaching priests back to their respective churches, and then the players dispersed from the water-filled square.

"It's interesting, it's interesting. The church competes for believers, the exclusive skills, missions and merit systems for believers of gods... Our resistance army has great ambitions."

The Black Pharaoh listened to an old Chinese player and his companions analyze the scene that had just happened.

"It seems that there will be a war between gods in the future, and the system has ambitions to replace the gods of Canaan, and even cultivate its own false gods from now on."

"False God? Not sure?"

"It didn't appear in the previous tests, but it suddenly appeared this time. What do you think?"

"So, ours is the false god, and the one we want to overthrow is the true god?"

"It should be."

"Wow, this is really bold...but I like it."

"With us players, everything has been defeated. From this point of view, this game has just begun. It may be tested ten times."

At this time, James came back with a guy who was all wet.

"This is……"

"Hi, I'm Vanst Lee, from Italy, your new teammate."

"...You fell into the well?"

"This is a small problem, don't worry about it, don't worry about it."

James suppressed a laugh and said, "This guy lifted up a lady's skirt as soon as he went online. He was caught by the system and has only been released now."

"It's an injustice, a huge injustice!" Vanst Li Yangtian expressed his aggrievement: "When I first went online, I was in a daze. I just wanted to confirm whether all this was true. I never meant it. I'm not a pervert, I swear!

"

"Come on, there are so many people, why are you the only one who lifts up someone else's skirt? Also, who is so bad, you go to the village chief's daughter? Oh my God, she looks less than 10 years old, you scumbag

,scum!”

Black Pharaoh: "You... know each other in real life?"

"Well, he's my cousin!" James said with a look of disgust.

The Black Pharaoh shrugged.

"Wait a minute, there are two more guys... From now on, we will be friends and play together... This is the black pharaoh from the United States."

"Black Pharaoh? Cool!"

Time is wasted like this.

The Black Pharaoh was a little impatient, but fortunately he was not kept waiting long. Soon a man, a woman, an elf and a dwarf joined the team noisily.

The dwarf is called Jack the Ripper, the female elf is called Marilyn Monroe, and with James Bond and him as the Black Pharaoh, the name Vanster Lee is more normal.

But this guy is suspected of being a pervert.

Black Pharaoh has no expectations for such teammates.

This is indeed the case.

Two hours later, in the refresh area of ​​the Demonized Grass Spirit, the Black Pharaoh returned to the preparation area carrying the dying Marilyn Monroe, followed by two teammates, James Bond and Vester Lee, who were dejected due to excessive fright.

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As for Jack the Ripper, he has died and returned to the city.

Their first mission to spawn monsters was a complete farce and even more of a disaster.

“It’s better to be a player from China!”

The Black Pharaoh thought in his heart that although he had been tricked, deceived, and bullied, his efficiency was completely different.


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