The cry of cicadas outside the window makes people upset, the sun is dazzling, the air is hot, and the fan in the classroom is buzzing so hard that it makes people just want it to fall.
Think about it, the high-speed rotating blades cut people's skin, stir the warm plasma, break people's neck bones, and spin up the hot heads... What a beautiful picture?
Xia Miaomiao was 'scared' by the imaginary picture.
——Why do you have such perverted thoughts?
But the thirst in her mouth and the fire and impulse in her heart made her feel a kind of heat that she couldn't vent. She desperately wanted to taste the splashing blood and the red and white brains... It must taste very good.
?
She looked at the podium. The long-winded Lao Wang was talking about the key points of the last test. While talking, he was scolding and pointing with chalk on the blackboard, looking angrily as if iron could not become steel.
The guy she called out looked very crooked, especially like the monster in Plants vs. Zombies, the monster carrying a little zombie on his back. He was really ugly. Why was such an ugly guy my deskmate?
.
It would be nice if the fan fell down.
"Xia Miaomiao!
"
Xia Miaomiao was so frightened that she raised the book to cover her face. The voice on the podium became even more angry, "Get up and tell me what your pig brain is thinking about this question..."
Xia Miaomiao sighed inwardly, stood up helplessly, and looked at the bright red geometric solution on the blackboard.
For a changing triangle, given certain conditions, find the area of the part that it is cutting through the change.
"Assuming that M value = 7, gamma value = 0, Y value = 12, concentration 7, channel 4, let you solve the SAN value of the T loop unit, but you can't solve it. What are you thinking? In your mind
Is it all poop?”
There was a snicker in the classroom, and the ugly classmates looked at her with malicious and cruel eyes, especially her deskmate, who really had a 'little zombie' popping up from behind, covering his swollen belly, and he was so jealous
Jie Jie kept laughing.
"I……"
Xia Miaomiao suddenly realized that something was wrong. What was he doing? Where was he? Who am I?
As this classic three-question pattern came to mind, she heard a "stuck!" sound and heard a clear cracking sound. Looking around, she saw what kind of classroom was there, but a dark fog. Sitting in the thick fog
He was looking at monsters one after another. On the podium in front of him, Qiqiao's bleeding Lao Wang clicked on the blackboard with strange magic patterns on the picture and shouted: "What are you thinking about? Concentrate!"
Xia Miaomiao's vision blurred again, and then it became clear. It was still the same classroom, and the same 'classmates'. The abnormality just now seemed to be just her hallucination.
——Where is my bow?
This idea emerged subconsciously, and an exaggerated golden bow appeared in her hand. Lao Wang on the podium was furious, "Put it down and study hard!"
"Oh, oh!"
Xia Miaomiao agreed repeatedly, but she pulled the bow string with her other hand. The energized arrow condensed on the bow string. The arrow was slowly raised and aimed at the podium.
"I order you to put it down!"
"lay down!"
"lay down!"
"lay down!"
Billions of stresses bombarded her mind, and a powerful interference force affected the operation of consciousness. Xia Miaomiao's arms trembled, her forehead sweated, and her arrow slowly lowered.
The 'black mist' in his consciousness began to close again, symbolizing that the light of reason was about to be covered up. A strange smile appeared on Lao Wang's face on the podium, and blood began to drip from the corner of his mouth.
wrong!
Xia Miaomiao suddenly woke up and subconsciously shot an arrow.
The energized arrow hit the chair in front of the podium and exploded with a bang!
The whole classroom was filled with ripples. Lao Wang and his classmates shouted angrily in unison, Xia Miaomiao covered her head and screamed, and the light of reason in her consciousness surged.
[Ding, you resisted the ‘dream demon’???.]
"Ah, I remembered it!"
The headache faded away like a tide, and the dark fog in consciousness was dispelled by the light of reason. Xia Miaomiao raised her head fiercely, and shot 10 arrows in succession with her sun bow in less than one second.
boom!
The entire classroom exploded, and all the "classmates" turned into monsters in the screams. Lao Wang turned into a dark mist, riddled with energy-enhanced arrows and fled from the classroom screaming.
The monster roared and staggered, turning into a zombie in Resident Evil. Xia Miaomiao's whole body was soaked with cold sweat, like a superman, flying over walls and walls in the classroom, hitting zombies with one arrow, all of which were headshots.
There were so many system prompts that I didn't have time to read them, and the experience bar quickly increased to the point where I was about to level up.
With a "ding" sound, a pure white gem fell. Xia Miaomiao picked it up, "Elementary soul gem?"
The classroom was still surviving after the explosion and was being slowly closed and repaired. After cleaning up the monsters in the classroom, she went to the corridor outside and heard the sound of another classroom.
"Card!"
"Fan Chaoyue, what on earth are you playing? Is that the look of admiration in your eyes? Please be more dedicated and see how Hu Ge plays!"
"Director, I'm sorry!"
"I'll give you another chance. I admire you. I admire you. Do you understand? The kind of love you have for the first time..."
This classroom is a film set, with rippling blue lakes, warm winds, and emerald willows. Fan Chaoyue is wearing the clothes of a female student from the Ming Dynasty, with ear-length short hair, and is looking at the man holding her with expressive eyes.
A...monster!
ah!
Xia Miaomiao covered her mouth in surprise. This monster looked like Mu Nayin. It was thin, black, withered, with maggots crawling in and out of its rotting skin. It had no eyelids, and its round, blood-red eyes looked equally affectionate.
'Looking at the beauty in his arms.
"Very good, hold on, kiss, kiss up!"
Fan Chaoyue closed his eyes shyly and raised his lips...
Xia Miaomiao felt that if she didn't save her, she might be disowned later.
But she still smiled mischievously and captured the scene with the system camera, and then shot an arrow at the 'director' who was in control of the camera and was chattering away.
"boom!"
The set exploded, and the director also turned into a mist of screams and escapes. Xia Miaomiao ignored Fan Chaoyue's hysterical screams, targeted the dream demon who was showing signs, and shot him continuously.
-109-88-32……
The incubus demons got into the wall and disappeared, leaving behind a group of weak monsters.
"vomit!"
After the two of them cleaned up the classroom, Fan Chaoyue retched repeatedly, "What the hell, it's too strong, I want to complain!"
"I took a photo!"
"abnormal!"
"I saved you, otherwise you would have sex with your Prince Charming..." Xia Miaomiao opened her lips slightly and licked her tongue wildly.
"Stop talking, ugh..."
There are three more classrooms. They must be short, big and tight. They belong to Hu Ge and Liu Xiaoming. What kind of interesting things will happen? Xia Miaomiao is looking forward to it.
"I, I can't..." Fan Chaoyue's face turned pale, "I feel like I'm vomiting and have a headache. Go save them, hurry up."
In the third classroom, in a grove on a university campus, Gao Da was holding a girl's thigh and crying: "Lan Lan, don't leave me. I was wrong. I apologize."
Xia Miaomiao could only see the girl's back, her long straight black hair shawl, a white princess dress, and a pair of cute and delicate red leather boots on her legs with white stockings.
Many "audiences" with mold-like faces were microscopically shouting: "Together, together", "Forgive him, forgive him", "Propose, propose!"
Xiao Dajin shyly took out a jewelry box, opened it, took out a silver ring, and was about to speak...
Xia Miaomiao climbed on the door window and shouted: "Diamond ring, I can't do it without a diamond ring, don't agree to it!"
Xiao Dajin was furious, "It's none of your business, my Lanlan won't be as materialistic as you..." After saying that, he gently looked up at the girl's face, "Promise me, Lanlan?"
Lan Lan stooped down and took the ring, preparing to put it on her finger. The audience cheered. Xia Miaomiao knew that she must not let the ring wear on Lan Lan's hand. Combining her and Fan Chaoyue's experience, once she put it on
, if it is short, big and tight, it will definitely hang.
She kicked open the classroom door, pulled out the bowstring, and the energy-condensed arrow appeared: "I said... you two are not suitable for each other!"
Short and tight: "Damn it, you ugly monster!"
"Dwarf, who are you scolding?" Xia Miaomiao was furious.
"Just scold you, ugly people often cause mischief!"
"Ah, hello, I'll settle the score with you later!"
'Lan Lan' turned around slowly.
Suddenly it was a skinny face. As beautiful as it was from the back, it was so scary from the front, with maggots crawling in and out, gums without exposed lips, and squirming granules on the face.
"Ah!" Lan Lan opened her mouth and screamed, the sound waves visible to the naked eye caused the classroom to collapse and disintegrate, and the dark fog extended out countless pale arms.
The sound wave caused Xia Miaomiao to fly backwards.
-117.
[Ding, you resisted paralysis]
[Ding, you resisted the shock]
[Ding, you are in a cursed state]
[Ding, you are in a state of sensory loss]
Just as her pale arms were about to grab Xia Miaomiao, a ray of white light fell from the sky and landed on Xia Miaomiao.
"Miaomiao, come on!"
[Ding, a sapling from your teammate has dispelled the curse on you]
[Ding, you are blessed and your health will continue to recover.]
[Ding, your sense of resistance is lost]
ah!
Xia Miaomiao leaped up and dodged all her arms. In mid-air, [Continuous Arrows], [Explosion Arrows], [Binding Arrows], and [Split Shadow Arrows] all attacked a point in the black mist, densely.
The damage value exploded, a strange and horrifying scream occurred, the black mist collapsed, and the "audience" turned into monsters. Monsters fell in pieces, turning into black smoke and the experiences of Xia Miaomiao and Fan Chaoyue.
clang!
A wrist guard exploded.
Xia Miaomiao was about to pick it up, but Gao Da quickly grabbed it in her hand, "Thank you, sisters, it was so dangerous just now!"
"Where's your Lanlan, huh?" Xia Miaomiao approached with a faint smile.
Xiao Dajin's face turned pale, he backed away and kept smiling, "Sister, I just couldn't help myself."
Fan Chaoyue poked his head out from behind her and asked gossipingly: "Who is Lan Lan? Is she beautiful?"
Xiao Da nodded tightly and bowed, "Personal privacy, personal privacy, the two eldest ladies are so proud of it."
Xia Miaomiao's willow eyebrows stood up: "Ugly ugly people are ugly? Ugly people are often weird and angry?" She said one sentence and poked the short and big ones tightly with her finger.
Xiao Dajin: "... Go and save Brother Hu and Xu Wenqiang quickly. If you are late, it will be too late."
"I'll deal with you later!" Xia Miaomiao let him go with a sneer, turned around and walked towards the last two classrooms at the end of the corridor.
In the penultimate classroom, an intensive care unit, one of Hu Ge's legs was wrapped like a rice dumpling and hung high, with thick bandages on his head and face, leaving only a slit for his eye.
A group of doctors with mold-like faces stood beside the bed and said: "...The injury is very serious and may disfigure you. You will not be able to play 'Mei Changsu' in the future. It is a pity."
A group of anti-fans, extras, celebrity rivals, and figures who look like entertainment company executives are all around.
"What should I do? There was a car accident and my face was disfigured!"
"It's such a pity that I will have to be an ugly monster from now on."
"You can't act anymore, tsk tsk, you've lost your powder, you've lost your powder."
"Xiao Hu, you want to compensate our company for the losses, which is initially estimated to be 1.8 billion. Are you using WeChat or Alipay?"
"Drunk driving, I want to call the police."
"Running a red light, you deserve it!"
"Inferior artists will be permanently banned!"
…
Hu Ge: "Ah, get out of here, get out of here!"
The doctor said with a smile: "Patient, don't be excited. I can do plastic surgery for you and make you more handsome than before. Then you can play the role of 'Mei Chang Su', and you are guaranteed to be more popular than before... If you want to agree, it's up to you."
Sign it."
"Has Hu Ge been in a car accident before?" Xia Miaomiao asked Fan Chaoyue in a low voice outside the door.
"It happened a long time ago." Fan Chaoyue looked at the "dream" in the classroom and said angrily, "Why is this like this? Isn't this exposing someone's scars and invading personal privacy?"
"Canaan Company is becoming more and more unruly." Xia Miaomiao curled her lips and said.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!" Xiao Daqing was a little distracted, "How Canaan Company knew my...privacy, it doesn't make sense."
Xia Miaomiao's heart moved, and when she was about to speak, Fan Chaoyue poked her, "We'll talk about this later, hurry up and save people!"
On the hospital bed, Hu Ge was about to sign when Xia Miaomiao kicked the door open and fired the doctor with [Serial Arrow]. With a bang, the 'dream' was shattered, and another tube of blood from the 'Dream Demon' was emptied, and the last tube
The blood finally turned deep red.
The monsters were eliminated by three strikes and two divided by two, but nothing was exploded.
"Hu Ge, you are Hu Ge, haha, brother Hu and sister Miao Miao, this ID is creative, a little sapling is the star, isn't it Da Ming Ming?", short, big, tight and not very discerning, they chased each other on the spot.
Star comes.
"This game is boring!" Hu Ge said angrily, "Exposing people's scars and invading privacy is so unscrupulous and disappointing." As he said this, he peeked at Xia Miaomiao's face.
"So..." Xia Miaomiao pretended to be casual and asked, "Have you had plastic surgery?"
"No, absolutely not. I have always been so handsome, pure and natural, never had any surgery!"
"cut!"
"I swear!"
"Hey, you two, what time is it now? Old Liu has to sign."
"Ah, there's Lao Liu!?" Hu Ge jumped up excitedly, "Go and see what he 'dreams' about."
In the last classroom, Liu Xiaoming and a beautiful figure with a mould-like face sat opposite each other. A lawyer stood in the center of the long conference table and said: "My client, Ms. Ahn'Qiraj Beibi, and Mr. Liu Xiaoming have agreed to divorce.
, both parties agreed: 1
, All property before and during the marriage belongs to my client. 2. The faulty party is Mr. Liu Xiaoming. Mr. Liu Xiaoming is obliged to bear the criticism and pressure from public opinion and safeguard my client’s reputation and public persona. 3
,…”
A group of "melon-eating people" appeared around, and there was a buzzing background sound:
"Did you cheat? Was it the man or the woman?"
"...Hey, you, this is a cuckold!"
"Tsk tsk, I wish I had spent hundreds of millions on a wedding."
"I've known for a long time that they won't grow up. Besides Xu Wenqiang, Liu Xiaoming is not worthy of our Beibi."
"..."
The lawyer said very seriously: "If there is no problem, just sign!"
Liu Xiaoming remained motionless.
The lawyer knocked on the table and said it again.
Liu Xiaoming's fingers trembled and he picked up the pen.
Fan Chaoyue: "Save people quickly."
"Wait a minute and see again!" Xia Miaomiao's Bagua fire was burning brightly.
Short and tight: "I'm really not Xu Wenqiang... tsk tsk, this ID is suitable for the occasion..."
Hu Ge: "Poor old Liu, alas, so you must not get married, and you must not show affection... It is not a sin for a man to cry!"
"Ah!" In the 'dream', Liu Xiaoming suddenly burst out, a suit of equipment appeared, and his real appearance was replaced by the character in the game, "I'll sign you to paralysis!"
