Every time she wanted to tell her uncles, as soon as she opened her mouth, they would say "ouch", their eyes, nose, and mouth would fly, and they would look down on her.
It seems to be saying, what does a little baby like you know?
Does a little baby like you still know this?
Oh, it's so cute when a baby says these things, even though she has no idea what she's talking about...
snort!
Xiao Lingbao finally found a serious and humble audience today.
She started to crack pine nuts while talking: "To abort a baby is to go to the hospital, lie down on the bed, and let the doctor hit their stomachs with pliers, just like sister He Sa and Lu Xiang did, and the baby will be aborted...
…”
Ji Zexu opened his eyes slightly: "Oh..."
The adults on the side: "..."
This is what one dares to speak and the other dares to listen.
Don’t blame Xiao Lingbao either.
Although there are often scenes of aborting children in bloody TV dramas, at most they only show the woman lying in a hospital bed.
And because Xiao Lingbao occasionally went to Ling Wenyang's hospital to play, he once accidentally walked to the Orthopedics Department and was lucky enough to see some surgical instruments...
So I made up the plot of hitting someone in the stomach with pliers.
"The aborted baby is so pitiful." Xiao Lingbao chewed a pine nut with a click, "Ouch..." She touched her cheek and found that the pine nut was a bit hard.
Seeing this, Ji Zexu silently took a handful of pine nuts from the table, pinched one of them, and the shell shattered with a snap.
He looked down and saw that not only was the shell broken, but the pine nuts inside were also crushed.
It's too strong.
He thought in annoyance that he should be gentler...
"Do you know where the aborted baby went?" Xiao Lingbao asked Ji Zexu.
Ji Zexu shook his head.
"They will go to a very dark place, with no food, no water, no toys, and a strong wind every day that will blow them away. There are very fierce uncles and aunts watching them, no
Allow them to escape. Because they are unwanted babies, we will not reincarnate them..."
All the adults raised their heads.
"So these babies are very resentful and hate their parents. If they have the chance, they will take revenge on their parents. Therefore, those adults who don't want babies will have bad luck..."
Is there such a thing?
Everyone present, even Mr. Ling, reflected for a moment.
Well, it seems that this kind of thing has never happened to me. Fortunately, fortunately...
Xiao Lingbao continued: "But this Awei was very lucky. When the doctor's uncle went to get the pliers, she ran away and secretly gave birth to the baby."
Adults: "..." Don't talk about TV dramas, they just want to listen to metaphysics.
Little Lingbao didn't want to continue talking.
She only told the story to little brother Zexu.
"But the CEO's mother found her and snatched her baby away. Awei went to chase the baby, but she crashed and lost her memory. Then, guess what?"
Ji Zexu continued to shake his head.
Xiao Lingbao spoke with emotion: "The president's mother went to find Xiao Mei. Xiao Mei also liked the president, but the president didn't like her. But the president's mother liked Xiao Mei, so the president's mother asked Xiao Mei to have plastic surgery. Do you know what plastic surgery is?"
Ji Zexu: "I don't know."
Suddenly I felt a little embarrassed.
Ling Bao is only four years old and already knows everything.
He is seven years old...
"It means cutting your face with a knife, and then sewing it up with a needle. You wait..." Xiao Lingbao put down the pine nuts in his hand, turned around and ran upstairs.
After a while, he ran down again, holding a rag doll in his arms.
"Look, this is my doll after plastic surgery. Do you think it looks better?" Xiao Lingbao held it up and asked Ji Zexu.
The adults all stretched their necks.
I saw that one of the doll's eyes was painted red, and the eyelashes on one side were stripped off. Then the eyelashes that grew to the forehead were drawn with a pen. The lips were painted gold, and the corners of the mouth were cleft to the ears. The whole face was covered with
Full of bright stars and moon...
Ling Bao's aesthetic...
Ji Zexu: "It looks good!"
Ling Yixi looked at the doll and then at Ji Zexu.
You kid, okay!
You can say this kind of thing against your will without blinking an eye.
Xiao Lingbao sat down again holding the doll: "Anyway, Xiaomei had plastic surgery to look like Awei, and brought Awei's child to the president, and then she became Awei and got married to the president."
Ji Zexu finally asked the first question: "Is this CEO blind?"
If someone came to him pretending to be Ling Bao, he would never admit his mistake.
Ling Bao was stunned for a moment, as if he was stopped by Ji Zexu's question.
Yes!
This CEO is not blind, so why can’t he recognize Awei?
She opened her mouth and thought for a long time before answering: "But, but on TV, it's all Ah Wei..."
"Impossible." Ji Zexu shook his head, "They are different. They are not the same person."
"But there is only one person on the TV!" Xiao Lingbao was a little angry.
Brother Zexu, doesn’t this mean that she is also blind?
"Then it was wrong on TV," Ji Zexu said resolutely, "If there were two people, it would be impossible to admit their mistake."
There is no way he could have mistaken Ling Bao.
"The president must be blind!"
Ling Bao... is a little bit unable to get off the stage.
Originally, she wanted to show off her "knowledge of TV dramas", but it turned out that the little brother, who didn't know anything, didn't support her at all.
And said she was wrong...
Ling Bao pursed his lips, feeling a little embarrassed and a little sad.
She was holding the baby and didn't know what to do.
Suddenly, Ji Zexu took his hand, and there was a crash, and a palm full of peeled pine nuts was poured into his hand.
"Don't bite it with your teeth in the future." Ji Zexu said, "If you want to eat it, tell me and I will peel it for you."
Little Lingbao's eyes lit up.
The unhappiness just now was gone.
What a nice little brother!
"Okay," Ling Bao ate the fragrant pine nuts, "the president is blind."
Ling family: "!"
Ling Bao, don’t be so unprincipled!
In fact, they all just knew that the reason why Ling Bao didn't think there was anything wrong with Xiao Mei pretending to be A Wei in the TV series was because the actor who played A Wei was used to play Xiao Mei after plastic surgery.
In Ling Bao's opinion, this is a person.
But none of them said...
They were all happy to see Ji Zexu offend Ling Bao.
Humph, you brat, their Ling Bao wants to reach for the stars and the moon. He doesn’t even know how to say a nice word. What else does he want to do?
I want to eat peaches!
The two little ones began to watch TV quietly.
After watching for a while, Ji Zexu suddenly opened his eyes slightly...
"This little beauty after plastic surgery is Ah Wei." He looked at little Lingbao, "They are the same person."
"Yes, that's why the president didn't recognize it." Xiao Lingbao raised his voice.
"I was wrong." Ji Zexu admitted his mistake very smoothly, "The president is not blind. This TV series was made wrong."
"Yes! The TV series was filmed wrongly!" Xiao Lingbao has reached a new level and reached a consensus with his little brother. He is very happy.
So let the TV series take the blame.
After getting this result, Xiao Lingbao started to yell again: "I really don't like the CEO's mother. A Wei is so good because she doesn't like her because the family has no money. I will definitely not find a CEO's mother who only likes money in the future.