Little Lingbao couldn't wait for a reply, so he poured another handful of big sand on his head: "What drum is it? Is it a small flower drum from the kindergarten?"
Little Chicken: "..."
Ahhhh, what did he do wrong?
Why should he be an encyclopedia to a little witch from outside the world who bullies him every day?
He is just a baby!
"Gu, to put it simply, is a kind of witchcraft that harms people." He explained dejectedly.
"Chongzi Jing planted a love poison on your second uncle, and he is still alive and well..."
A man who has fallen under the love spell will be devastated and may even die once he leaves the bewitched woman.
Ling Yixi can break up with Jin Keer and live well after the breakup.
I have to say it is a miracle.
"Ah! How bad she is!"
As soon as he heard that his second-rate uncle might die, Xiao Lingbao became angry.
No matter how much my uncle tries, he will not die.
"Where is that drum?" Xiao Lingbao rubbed his eyes and tilted his head to look at Ling Yixi and Jin Ke'er.
"Huh? You can't see it?" The little chicken was happy, "You are not omnipotent..."
"Where is the drum? Tell me quickly!" Xiao Lingbao grabbed the jade lock and shook it up and down.
The little local chicken said: "I won't - unless you call me Master..."
"What master? Is he the same as a kindergarten teacher?" Xiao Lingbao asked.
"That's almost it," the little local chicken smirked, "You call me Master and I'll tell you everything."
He felt comfortable taking advantage of Xiao Lingbao.
"No!" Xiao Lingbao shook his head firmly.
"Why?" The little native chicken was a little collapsed.
This little kid is usually confused, but once he encounters a critical problem, he becomes very clever.
"Because you don't have a teacher's qualification certificate!" Xiao Lingbao said seriously.
The little native chicken was in disbelief: "You don't even know what reincarnation is, but you actually know about the teacher's qualification certificate?"
"Children's experts have said that teachers are all certified. If they make a mistake, their certification will be revoked."
Little Lingbao akimbo, the baby is a good student.
The jade lock was planted back in the sand.
Completely autistic.
Outside the court, Jin Ke'er wiped away tears: "In the eyes of rich men like you, knowledge is worthless. I am full of knowledge, but I can't exchange it for a piece of gauze. Today, I don't even have any face..."
Ling Yixi was in a hurry: "Ke'er, don't cry, I'll buy it for you, why don't I buy it for you?"
Jin Keer looked angry.
"Then you go to the store just now and help me get everything. I'm too embarrassed to go back."
"No," Ling Yixi glanced at little Lingbao who was playing in the sand, "Lingbao is still here, I can't leave her behind."
I almost failed to catch up with Xiao Lingbao just now, and he was so scared that he broke into a cold sweat.
"Ling Bao, Ling Bao! Can you still live with your Ling Bao for the rest of your life?" Jin Ke'er was angry,
"I know that I am worthless in your heart, and all those luxuries are worth more than me!"
Ling Yixi hurriedly defended: "I didn't mean that...but Ling Bao is really important."
Jin Keer was so angry that her heart was shaking.
But she also knew that Ling Yixi was stubborn, and he had always been soft-spoken rather than tough-minded.
She softened her tone and said: "Ling Bao is playing inside. There are so many people watching here and there are surveillance cameras. Nothing will happen. I will watch for you too. Just go and swipe your card. It will be quick."
She acted coquettishly: "Go ahead~"
A pair of dark eyes looked at Ling Yixi, exuding indescribable charm.
Ling Yixi felt dizzy: "Well, then I'll go and help me look at Ling Bao..."
Jin Ke'er was satisfied. She stood on tiptoes and planned to give her a sweet kiss...
"Uncle, get away!"
Little Lingbao rushed over like a small missile.
Jin Keer's lips haven't touched Ling Yixi's face yet.
嗗——
A spray of pesticide-smelling spray hit her face.
Jin Keer's eyes and nose suddenly stung as if they had been smeared with pepper water.
"What are you doing..." The scream was halfway out.
Bah—bah—
Little Lingbao grabbed a bottle of insecticide and kept spraying it.
"The righteous pest-killing spirit! The righteous pest-killing spirit! The insects are gone!"
Jin Keer was completely angry.
Her eyes, ears, mouth and nose all hurt, and she felt that her entire face was going to be ruined.
"Are you sick?" She couldn't care less about the stunned Ling Yixi and reached out to grab little Lingbao.
Little Lingbao is actually very scared.
When Jin Ke'er just went to kiss Ling Yixi, she saw with her own eyes a sharp black thing sticking out of her mouth, like an insect's mouthparts.
So she took out the insecticide in her small schoolbag and ran to her uncle's rescue.
Jin Keer reached out to grab her, and Xiao Lingbao actually saw a row of barbed burrs on her wrist.
"Little chicken, come on!" Xiao Lingbao panicked and the jade lock came out of his hand.
"ah!"
The jade lock hit Jin Keer right on the forehead, causing stars to appear in her eyes and she fell to the ground.
…
The jade lock fell to the ground with a thud.
Only Xiao Lingbao could hear the little native chicken squawking crazily:
"I'm not a chicken! Say it again, I'm not a chicken! I won't eat such disgusting bugs! I won't eat them!"
Ling Yixi was horrified: "Ke'er, you, your forehead..."
Jin Ke'er's plump and smooth forehead was hit by the jade lock, and a large piece of it was dented, with both sides bulging, like a golden-horned king.
When Jin Ke'er touched it, her heart suddenly skipped a beat.
The hyaluronic acid she had just received not long ago had not been fully absorbed yet, so after being hit like this, her original shape was revealed.
It's all caused by that little hoof that kills a thousand people!
Jin Keer's hatred for Xiao Lingbao reached its peak.
"You little one..." Regardless of her image, she rushed toward little Lingbao crazily.
Xiao Lingbao picked up the jade lock on the ground, took advantage of Jin Keer to step forward, accurately stuffed it into her mouth, and shouted:
"Jin Guier! I call you, do you dare to agree?"
Jin Ke'er: "..."
Little Chicken: "..."
"Ling Yixi."
Suddenly, Ling Xuanyan's cold voice sounded from the side.
Ling Yixi's feet went weak: "Brother..."
Why is eldest brother here? Isn't he very busy?
Ling Xuanyan's voice was as cold as ice: "You actually stole Ling Bao."
Ling Yixi: "Ah, I didn't..."
"You also invited this woman out and asked her to bully Ling Bao."
Jin Ke'er: "Uh-huh——"
Please, who is bullying whom?
"Uncle Sanhuo." When he saw Ling Xuanyan, little Lingbao burst into tears, "Uncle Sanhuo, the insect spirit is so scary..."
It has sharp stingers and furry wrists, and even eats babies.
Ling Xuanyan hugged little Lingbao, his face as dark as the sky about to collapse.
"Send this woman to the police station." If the second child doesn't realize it, he can help him realize it.
Jin Keer finally spit out the jade lock.
"Master Xuan, I didn't, I'm not," she was scared to death, "Yes, it was Ling Yixi who asked me out!"
Ling Yixi is a fool, but Ling Xuanyan is the king of hell.
Jin Keer dared to PUA Ling Yixi, but she didn't even dare to look Ling Xuanyan in the face.
When she first fell in love with him, the first person she fell in love with was Ling Xuanyan, but his pure Yang body almost backfired on her.
She then retreated to the next best thing and looked for Ling Yixi.
"When did I send you a text message?" Ling Yixi was horrified,