Chapter 101 Who will I mess with if I don't mess with you?
Chapter 101 If I don’t do it, who will you do?
Author: Feng Hesui
Chapter 101 If I don’t do it, who will you do?
The queue was extremely long today.
Li Mian and Tian Tian almost fell asleep while waiting.
It was finally her turn, but before she could go in, Jia Yunwan pulled her out and told her about the last test.
Li Mian: "..."
She could only open her innocent eyes and watch other students go in for the test.
Even Jiang Huan couldn't help but quietly asked her: "Did you offend Lao Ban?"
Li Mian chuckled.
"No."
"Then why did she want you to go in last?"
Is there anything else to say?
Li Mian glanced at Jia Yunwan, who was chatting animatedly with his colleagues. Anyone with a discerning eye could see that this guy was planning to use himself to make a name for himself.
In fact, she did succeed.
As a student in the last test, his demerits in beast control reached level 10, and his spiritual consciousness reached the level of an intermediate beast control master. The other teachers were all red-eyed and surrounded Jia Yunwan. You praised me and I praised you, but in the end, Jia Yunwan almost forgot.
Today is her class.
Finally, the bell rang, and she remembered that her class seemed to be over.
What's the next class?
She thought for a while, then clapped her hands: "History class!"
"That's a good relationship. I'll take it for the next history class!"
So in the next class, the teacher who the boys and girls were fully expecting to play historical stories to the students did not come. Instead, an unpopular head teacher came.
students:……
I have something I don’t know whether to say or not.
History teacher: No matter what opinions your students have, will the milk tea be fragrant if you have any opinions?
She took a sip of the ice-cold milk tea and lay down in the office without anyone disturbing her... This kind of happiness is really not the fairy life that students can imagine.
Hey hey hey.
The students, who had no idea how happy the history teacher was, struggled to finish a practical training class.
Then only literature courses remain.
Li Mian breathed a sigh of relief.
The literature course is good.
With her cheating device, the Eye of True Sight, the literature course was no problem at all!
Li Mian happily opened the textbook for the next section - "About the correction of good and evil and political correctness between beasts and beasts"
True* alien version of ideological politics + true * alien version of animal psychology.
Li Mian: "..."
She closed the book silently and looked at the cover carefully.
"The next class is the taxonomic biology of animal control."
Jiang Huan looked at Li Mian in confusion: "What are you doing with this book?"
"Didn't you hate this kind of book in the past?"
Li Mian took the book back expressionlessly: "I took it by mistake."
"Sorry, I'll change it back right now."
Jiang Huan: "..."
The suffocating class of the day finally ended. Li Mian and Tian Tian were lying on the bed, one upright and the other lying sideways on Li Mian's belly, as if they had lost their souls.
"Help."
Why do beastmasters still need to study?
Shouldn't you become a beast master and go to the secret realm to kill everyone!?
She began to suspect that the novels she had read before were parallel imports.
"Tree!"
Yaya brought two plates from outside the bedroom.
One plate was held with both hands, and the other was supported by the branch above the head. It placed the fruit and milk on the desk beside Li Mian's bed, and then looked at Li Mian expectantly.
"Tree!"
Master, have something to eat.
"Ouch!"
Tiantian jumped up excitedly when he heard something.
It was pitiful that Li Mian covered his belly where he had been kicked, and scratched his eyes hard at Tiantian who felt nothing.
"Yaya is still good."
Li Mian touched Yaya's head, then glared at Tiantian: "It's not like Tiantian. He only knows how to eat all day long. He is timid and timid, and he doesn't look like a boss at all."
The beast-controlling fruit in my mouth every day no longer tastes good.
"Ouch!"
You are biased!
bias!
How am I not like the boss?
What exactly am I not like? Tell me!
Li Mian snorted: "That's how you looked when you were eating just now. You were eating from the bowl and thinking about the pot."
day by day:……
It looked at the fruit on the plate, and then looked at the other plate surrounded by its tail.
Fallen into silence every day.
Keep your mouth shut every day.
Tiantian tried to pretend that the tail that just stretched out was not his own.
Li Mian rolled his eyes, and then grabbed the food with his mouth: "Come on, these are all left by my mother to me, what do you want to eat!?"
Every day I watched her bite fruit, drink milk, sit at the desk and start studying.
It: "Woo..."
My snacks...
He groaned in grievance every day.
But Li Mian was used to its coquettish ways, and now her heart was as solid as stone.
Only Yaya looked at it, hesitated for a few seconds, and then reached out to touch the crystal on her heart.
"Tree!"
for you.
Yaya reluctantly gave her treasured snacks to Tiantian.
Tiantian looked at the cigarette box in its hand in confusion: "Ouch?"
what is this?
"Tree!"
Uncle Big Tooth gave it to me!
Yaya said: "Tree!"
It says this is heaven.
Every day I look at the cigarette box up and down, then open my mouth to bite it.
"A dog leaves a cigarette in his mouth!"
Li Mian suddenly spoke out.
Tiantian was so scared that he immediately shut up.
Li Mian looked at Yaya: "Who gave you this cigarette?"
Yaya was puzzled, but still answered truthfully: "Tree!"
Brother Big Tooth.
Li Mian held the cigarette box and laughed angrily.
"What a big tooth brother..."
She took a deep breath, then exhaled, took a deep breath, and exhaled.
"dad!"
"dad!"
Li's father raised his eyes and saw Li Mian walking out of the bedroom, followed by Tiantian and Yaya.
"what?"
"What do you think this is?"
Li Mian threw the cigarette to Li's father and looked at Yaya who was starting to feel guilty behind Li's father with an expressionless face.
Li's father stared: "What's going on!? Why are the cigarettes I lost at your place?"
Li Mian laughed angrily: "I'll have to ask your big tooth now."
Yes.
Since Yaya came to this house, in order to distinguish them, Yaya is called Big Ya and Yaya is called Xiaoya.
"Your big tooth wants to spoil my little bud and give it cigarettes, but you still don't care!?"
He bared his teeth at Li Mian.
Sister, don’t cheat your brother and me like this.
Li Mian's eyes were cold and ruthless: If you don't give the cigarette to Yaya, will I cheat you?
Yaya's sign language was as fast as forming a formation: Didn't I give you some gifts?
Li Mian: Just give gifts and snacks, but you have to give cigarettes?!
If I don’t do it, who will?
Yaya's mouth twitched: "..."
It watched helplessly as Li's father stared at him with an angry look on his face.
"Tooth!"
"How many times have I told you not to smoke or smoke! You don't understand, do you!?"
Yaya: "...squeak."
I was wrong.
Master, don't be angry, I will never smoke again!
Father Li: "Haha."
"You promised the same thing the year before last, and you promised the same thing last year."
Master Li's father was heartbroken: "But this year, you still promised me this."
"How can I trust you?"
This heartbroken look is like the scene in The Legend of Zhen Huan where she denounces the heartless man.
Li Mian secretly took out his cell phone and recorded his teeth grinning and even beating his chest like a gorilla to show that he had a correct attitude.
Father Li looked at it.
Both of them felt soft-hearted again.
Li Mian made a sound.
She knew it.
Dad, you can't do it.
How can you be soft-hearted when you discipline a beast?
Just as she was thinking about it, she lowered her head and looked at Yaya.
Yaya stared at her with a pair of dark eyes.
"Oh, Erbao, mom doesn't blame you."
She lowered her head and kissed Yaya's face: "Daya must have deceived you. After all, you are so good, how could your mother not believe you? Right Yaya?"