"Let's talk about the Hundredevity Palace."
"That was still the case in the past. In the past two hundred years, there have been two or three great masters."
"This has not been possible in recent decades. When weasels lay eggs, one litter is worse than the next."
"Let's talk about the former headmaster, the one called Master Puhe."
"I am so old and so ignorant that I didn't even know that my junior brother had surrendered to the enemy. I was accidentally attacked and killed by a sneak attack."
"Master Puhe is down there, let alone that."
"The new headmaster seems to be called Yue Zhishan, right?"
"I've seen this guy before. He doesn't have any real skills. He just likes to brag."
"Friends in the martial arts community praise him and call him the Nanshan Stick King. In fact, it is all for the sake of the prestige of the ancestors of Baishou Palace, and it has nothing to do with him."
"The result is great. I really thought I was a stick in the sky. I didn't even look at what was going on right now. I actually imitated others and wanted to challenge the masters of Qingshan Temple in Zhi State at Hengduan Mountain."
"How about it, just smash it. Not only was I beaten to death on the spot, but the two-hundred-year-old signboard of Baishou Palace was also smashed into my hand."
At the foot of Hengduan Mountain.
Yinliu Town.
A middle-aged man dressed as a martial artist was sitting in a tavern, drinking soju, chatting with seven or eight young listeners: "So the most important thing in life is to have self-awareness, what size feet, what size shoes to wear,
No matter how big your butt is, wear as many pants as you want to avoid exposing half of your buttocks."
"Master Lu, isn't that right?"
Hearing the middle-aged man's words, the people below were a little unconvinced: "How did I hear that Master Yue is a great chivalrous man with unparalleled loyalty and righteousness, and his abilities are even more difficult to rival in the realm of masters?"
"Yes." Another person also said: "Master Lu, you have really met Master Yue, are you trying to bluff us?"
"What are you trying to do? Not only have I seen Yue Zhishan, we have also fought against each other."
Master Lu raised his neck and said, "Let me tell you, that was a few years ago. At that time, Yue Zhishan was just an ordinary elder of Baishou Palace, and I had just entered the world not long ago.
On cultivation.
He is a master of internal martial arts training, and I am an external martial arts practitioner. I am not as good as him.
But what we were comparing at that time was not the realm, but the skills of fists, feet and weapons.
I'm not bragging to you, first punch, then kick, then light kung fu, and then compete with weapons.
We compared six things before and after, and he lost six things. He cried and wanted to recognize me as his master. I saw that he was older, so I gave him a few tricks, and he benefited a lot.
It’s just that I don’t like to show off. Besides, Yue Zhishan is dead and the Baishou Palace is gone. Why do you keep mentioning the dead? It’s strange. It’s also because I didn’t teach him more tricks back then. If he had learned it,
With my ability, I can’t say that he won’t be beaten to death.”
Finished.
Master Lu sighed, looking pitiful and pitiful.
"Haha."
Don’t wait for others to ask again.
A chuckle came from upstairs: "You said you fought against Yue Zhishan and taught him a few tricks?"
"Yeah, what's the matter?"
Master Lu raised his head and looked upstairs.
What caught my eye was a young man in his twenties with a servant.
Seeing the age of the other party, Master Lu felt confident, and chuckled: "I can tell by the look on your face that you must be a young master from a nearby town, who came to worship Master Yue at the foot of the Hengduan Mountains, right?"<
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He said again and again: "People, it is always better to be famous than to meet them. In my opinion, those so-called famous masters are all just show-offs."
"Shut up."
Seeing that Master Lu was still quibbling, the young man dressed as a servant couldn't help himself: "Do you know who my young master is?"
"No rush."
Jiang Xuan waved his hand gently, stopping Tie Yun who was about to step forward.
After all.
It's been a long time since he met someone who could brag like this.
As for why he is here.
To put it simply, after he left the Lan Kingdom, he first returned to Daqi Town with Tie Yun, and then took a carriage to the Shen Kingdom.
Upon entry.
I heard someone said that there is a nearby Yinliu Town, and there is a Baishou Tomb in the town, in which are buried the Baishou Temple masters who died in the Hengduan Mountains, so I came over to pay homage, and planned to go to Longhua Mansion after paying homage.
Get together with my uncle and Qing Ning.
The result is great.
As soon as he finished paying homage to his mentor and while he was eating in a restaurant, he heard someone making him laugh below.
When I came out, I saw that it was indeed a strange, down-and-out warrior who had no idea where he came from. He drank a few mouthfuls of cat urine and started talking nonsense.
"Actually, I am also a martial arts practitioner."
"I know the strength of Headmaster Yue very well. Unless he is a real old monster, there are not many people in the master realm who can defeat him."
Jiang Xuan went downstairs, sat opposite Master Lu, and looked at him with interest: "You said you taught Master Yue a few moves, but I actually don't believe it. How about you teach me a few moves too?
."
"Why?"
Seeing Jiang Xuan's unkind tone, Master Lu still insisted: "You are not my son."
Snap!!
The words are not finished yet.
Master Lu heard a strong wind blowing in his ears, and was knocked to the ground with a slap.
"Why are you hitting people!"
Master Lu covered his face. Half of his face was visibly swollen. Then he opened his mouth and spat out two teeth on the ground. He said with no tears, "You guys put my
If all my teeth are knocked out, how can I still be a martial arts guardian?"
Snap.
Tie Yun stepped forward and slapped him again.
Martial Master Lu felt his head was buzzing, and he almost fell to the ground and fainted. He said tremblingly: "Why did you hit me?"
Bang bang bang.
Tie Yun didn't answer, but just slapped Master Lu back and forth.
Martial Master Lu was convulsed with stars in his eyes, his head was swollen into a pig's head, and he was a little confused.
"You, you have that extra tongue, it's the root of trouble."
Jiang Xuan picked up the teapot and poured it on Martial Master Lu's head: "I'll give you a good beating and lose a few teeth to help you remember. You should thank me, because I didn't pick off your tongue, let alone
I'm going to kill you."
"Thank you, thank you, sir."
After being spanked a dozen times and being doused with herbal tea, Martial Master Lu became more or less sober, and asked tremblingly: "May I ask you, who are you?"
"Isn't it easy to guess my identity?"
Jiang Xuanle said: "The Master Yue who you said has no real ability and wants to learn martial arts from you in tears is my mentor."
"Ah!" Martial Master Lu sat down on the ground.
"Now I know I'm afraid." Jiang Xuan was a little strange: "You said you are a third-rate guy who has never finished any skin training, how can you become so capable after drinking some cat urine?"
Martial Master Lu felt that his bladder was going to explode, and he resisted the urge to urinate: "I, I heard my friends in the Jianghu talking about it. I drank two more cups. I just wanted to feel comfortable and relax my mouth.
People think I’m very powerful.”
He squinted his swollen eyes and took a sneak peek at Jiang Xuan, and then he quickly lowered his head in fear: "I didn't even think about it, I didn't stop you."
"It's beneath my status to argue with you."
Jiang Xuan no longer looked at Master Lu, but said to the diners watching in the store: "I'm sorry for disturbing everyone's appetite. The expenses in the building today are mine, and I'll pay for this meal."
Hear this.
Tie Yun stepped forward and slapped a piece of silver on the table.
Hiss!!
When the onlookers took a look, they saw five fingerprints on the silver.
"Master."
On the carriage.
Tie Yun drove the car, his eyes full of disappointment: "I thought this person was a reclusive master from somewhere, but I didn't expect that it was all bragging, and there was no real talent at all."
"Otherwise."
"Most of the so-called hermit masters are just jokes. If they are really capable, there are a few who are willing to give up their glory and wealth and are willing to live in low-key seclusion."
Jiang Xuan said with a smile: "Even if he is willing, will his wife be willing, and will his son be willing? Is a master who dominates the world really willing to let his children pick mulberry and farm, and work hard to survive? If so, why does he need to practice in the winter?
Sanjiu, Xia practiced Sanfu and developed this martial arts. Isn't this very contradictory?"
Hear the sound.
Tie Yun was a little curious: "Sir, your uncle."
Chapter completed!