"Ahem, that's right, uncle." Lu Chuan scratched his head: "We will definitely get the certificate and hold a banquet, but not now, it will have to be a little later."
"After all, we are still too young. It is illegal to get married so early."
"Hey, as long as others don't report..."
"Ahem, that's true."
Ying Tianshi suddenly reacted.
What if someone gets jealous?
"Then wait a little longer." He reluctantly agreed: "Wait another three years, at most three years. When you reach the legal age, you must get the certificate as soon as possible. We have agreed."
Lu Chuan blinked.
what's the situation?
Why is my father-in-law more anxious than me? It’s just a book about Red Mansions, how can it be so thorough?
With your anxious look, I even suspect that you know I have a golden finger, okay?
Ying Ru was speechless as before.
I don’t know what to say, it seems like I am in a hurry to get married?
Suddenly, she had an idea: "Dad!!! Don't you have an illegitimate child living outside the home? Are you so anxious to marry me off so that he can inherit the family business?"
Ying Tianshi: "???"
"Nonsense!"
Ying Tianshi laughed and cursed, and then said: "You go to the other room and wait for a while. I will talk to my precious son-in-law about what is on my mind."
"..." Ying Ruchu frowned: "Then you can't bully him."
"Don't worry, I won't bully him even if I bully you!" Ying Tianshi responded, rolling his eyes.
Ying was even more speechless as before.
Get up and go to other rooms and close the door.
Then···
He turned around and put his ear to the door, holding his breath and eavesdropping.
"Uncle, tell me."
Lu Chuan behaved very appropriately.
"What's your name? Uncle? Call me father-in-law!" Ying Tianshi said with a straight face: "Actually, it's not a shameful topic. I just want to ask, you and my daughter..."
He raised his thumbs on both hands and bent them several times at the same time.
"Have you done everything you should do and what you shouldn't do?"
Lu Chuan's face tightened.
cough.
This can't fool anyone, especially people who have been there.
Over the past year, Ying Ruchu has become more and more attractive, and her walking posture has also changed slightly. It is impossible for Ying Tianshi not to notice it.
So it’s definitely not okay to lie to people.
He hurriedly bit the bullet and faced Ying Tianshi's serious gaze and said: "This, uncle, young people are doing firewood. You also know this, but we have taken measures. I will never let Chuchu get hurt." ···”
Snapped!
The words are not finished yet.
Lu Chuan was slapped hard on the shoulder by his father-in-law.
His face was full of depression, and he even said with some sadness: "I'm confused!!!"
"What measures should be taken?"
"Ah? Let me ask you, what measures should be taken? You are both adults! And the relationship is so good, what measures are necessary?!"
"Also, are you afraid of asking?"
"I'm not one of those unenlightened parents. This kind of thing is human nature. If you haven't succeeded in more than a year, I will doubt your ability!"
"Anyway, don't be afraid. You don't need to take any measures. If you have it, just give birth to it. I know you young people want to play, can I just raise it for you?"
"in those days···"
Ying Tianshi suddenly felt particularly sad: "When Chuchu and I were your fucking age, we were thirteen in one night...well."
"It's too far, too far."
"Anyway, remember my words, don't be afraid, you understand?"
"If you have any questions, I'll help you!"
Lu Chuan: "(⊙o⊙)?!?"
What nonsense words!
What is going on here?!
Is my father-in-law so good at strategy?
So did I lose money in my "previous life"???
······
After a few more chats, Ying Tianshi said directly: "Well, it's getting late. Call Chuchu and you can go back. After all, there are always some activities for young people at night."
When Lu Chuan called Ying Ruchu, before going out, Ying Tianshi said again: "Good son-in-law, remember my words."
At the same time, he winked.
Lu Chuan's head was full of black lines: "..."
Ying's pretty face is as red as ever.
······
"Hey hey hey, it's done."
Ying Tianshi took out his phone and called Lao Wang: "Lao Wang, are you still awake?"
"Still studying Red Mansion?"
"It's well written? Of course I know it's well written! That's great! My son-in-law wrote it, can it be bad?"
"What? You don't believe it?"
"Hey, I have all his manuscripts here, you still don't believe it?"
"You want to see it? Come to Kyoto? That won't work. I'm in the capital of Shu. I have something to do tomorrow unless you come over by yourself."
"What? Are you really coming?"
"Overnight?!"
"Bring the contract with you?"
"Want me to give you the book?"
"This... I have to think about it carefully."
"You want to give another five percentage points? Let me think about it."
After hanging up the phone, Ying Tianshi lit a cigarette with a sad expression.
"Oh, this is life."
"I obviously don't have any abilities, but when luck comes, I can't stop it."
"Old Wang, hey, this time you fell into my hands. Who gave me a good daughter and chose a good son-in-law for me?"
“···”
······
"No more umbrellas."
Lu Chuan and Ying Ruchu hugged each other, their eyes met, and she whispered softly.
"It doesn't matter, I'm ordered not to use an umbrella."
"Hate."
She wanted to laugh, but her face turned red.
······
The next day.
early morning.
As soon as the two people went out, they saw someone holding a banner outside.
There are many people watching the fun.
"There's a lot of fun there, let's go take a look?" The two of them immediately got together. It's natural for the people of Shu to watch the fun~
However, Ying was as sharp-eyed as ever. As soon as he took a look at the content on the banner, his expression changed slightly and he wanted to pull Lu Chuan away.
But Lu Chuan also saw it.
Can't pull it.
"It's okay."
"I'm not that fragile."
Lu Chuan burst out laughing: "There really are people who can't help but want to gank me offline and face me in the lane?"
The content of the banner is very simple - "The top scorer is sensationalizing, has no bottom line to gain attention, uses all means to hype, refreshes the lower limit of human beings, and is extremely shameless!"
On both sides of the banner, there were two young people holding tightly on each side, wearing masks, of course.
“At first glance, he looks like a college student.”
Lu Chuan laughed even harder.
"How do you know you're a college student?"
"You can't see clearly with the mask on, maybe he's a young man from society, right?" Seeing that he didn't care, Ying Ruchu didn't worry anymore.
"Because only college students are so free."
"Uh, yes."
Ying Ruchu suddenly realized: "Let's go. Are you too lazy to pay attention to them?"
"That won't work."
But Lu Chuan shook his head: "I'm too lazy to pay attention to people who are beeping on the Internet. They come to me offline to fight with me. If they don't pay attention to them, why don't they keep pushing forward? I see this thing every day and I feel bad."
Why don't we go online?
It's just out of sight, out of mind.
Can this be ignored?
He immediately stepped forward and raised his hand amidst the astonished gazes and pointing fingers of the crowd: "The top scorer in the college entrance examination? Are you talking about me?"
Lu Chuan asked with a smile.
The college students suddenly stared: "You still have the nerve to speak out?"
"Why am I shameless?"
Lu Chuan spread his hands, puzzled: "Aren't you the ones who are shameless? Otherwise, why are you wearing masks?"
"But I suggest you put on stockings. Now the technology is getting more and more advanced. Wearing a mask can identify who you are."
One sentence immediately made the four people extremely angry.
Why did we come to trouble you, but you turned out to be shameless, even proud of yourself instead of ashamed, and instead provoked us?
"Ha!" One of them sneered: "Whoever is sensationalizing and making hype without a bottom line will have no face."
"Who told you that I was hyping up? I can't even tell the truth? You are mediocre, and everyone must be mediocre?"
Lu Chuan's words were like a knife, and he was so angry that he couldn't bear to die: "Hey? What, why are you staring at me like this? Am I afraid of you with such big eyes? If you really want to trouble me, don't hold up the banner. If you have the ability to make a fight, I'll yell.
People, would you like to shout more?"
"good!!!"
Several people were stunned and agreed wholeheartedly.
"Then one hour later, in the alley behind the community."
"OK!!!"
The two sides make an appointment.
After they separated, Ying Ruchu was a little worried: "Why did you arrange a fight with them? Why don't I ask dad if he has left and ask his bodyguard to come too..."
"No, you think I'm so stupid to have a fight with them?"
Lu Chuan chuckled: "Call the police."
Ying Ru was stunned: "Huh?"
"They gathered a crowd to fight and beat me up, seriously threatening my life and property!"
Lu Chuan nodded matter-of-factly: "Shouldn't this evil force be handed over to the police?"