158. Chapter 156 “The lizard food is so delicious!”
Author: Gushan fishing snow
Chapter 156 “The lizard food is so delicious!”
On Wang's side, they were having trouble looking at the "Lizard Man Food" on the table.
Xiaobai pulled Wang's robe and asked: "Do lizards eat shit like dung beetles?"
Flint: "What you said is insulting shit. How can shit be so smelly?"
Nini may have subconsciously rebelled against the dwarves - after all, this is the tradition of the elves - she said: "Maybe it smells bad and tastes good? After all, it is something that the lizard people put out to entertain the dragon god's messenger."
The elder sitting at the second seat nodded and said: "Yes, before mastering this recipe, many lizardmen got sick, and the whole village was lifeless, like a dead village. But after the benefactor brought this delicacy, everyone
The illness improved quickly.
"The elders at that time believed that this was the blessing of the Dragon God."
Wang: "Is it possible that the planeswalker or some other traveler brought technology from other countries or other planes? Don't attribute everything to your gods. So how do you eat this food?"
While they were talking, the lizardmen turned over the alligator, which had its head and tail sealed with huge leaves and mud, and cut it open from the middle of the belly.
Xiaobai screamed, lay back, and fainted.
Wang Ye pinched his nose: "Is there a smelly cloud spell on this thing? If it breaks, I will start to feel nauseous..."
As he spoke, he threw himself forward and vomited directly into the pottery bowl that was intended to hold the food.
Because there was nothing in the stomach, this was just retching, and all that came out was stomach acid. The pungent smell brought by the stomach acid overshadowed the shocking stench.
Except for Xiaobai who fainted immediately, almost everyone in the rescue team vomited. Nini originally wanted to maintain the grace of the elf, but after holding it in for a while, she couldn't hold it any longer, and the acid water she sprayed flew almost a meter.
Li Guang next to him sighed and said: "I persuaded you not to bring this thing out, but the elders insisted on using the best things to entertain the Dragon God's envoy."
Wang had finished vomiting at this time. After straightening up, he rekindled his curiosity about the smelly food in front of him! He picked up the basin in front of Xiaobai - because Xiaobai had passed out, he did not vomit, and the basin was safe and clean.
. He stood up and walked towards the alligator placed in the middle of the bamboo shed——
Flint grabbed him and prevented him from going forward to "serve the meal" himself: "Wait a minute! Do you really want to eat?"
Wang: "From the descriptions of the lizard people, this thing can supplement much-needed nutrients such as vitamins, so it is true that the food has not escaped."
As he spoke, the king slapped the dwarf's hand away and stepped forward in person. The lizard man responsible for sharing the "rice" immediately respectfully added a bunch of black rod-shaped objects into his basin.
The mage returned to his seat, then picked up one, observed it carefully and expressed his feelings: "It's a bit like corn? It's the kind with the skin. How do you eat this? Can you peel it?"
Li Guang: "The outer skin is actually the feathers of birds."
Wang was shocked: "You guys put the bird into the alligator's belly without plucking the feathers? If I had just bitten it without asking how to eat it, wouldn't it have been a mouth full of hairs?"
The elder quickly said: "We were negligent. When eating, we must first pluck the tail of the bird from here, and then suck out the internal organs that have melted into gelatin."
Wang asked doubtfully: "Have you cleaned the feces in the bird's stomach?"
"Reporting to the Dragon God Messenger," a lizard man reported, "No. We strive to ensure the integrity of the raw materials before stuffing them into the alligator's belly."
"Doesn't that mean there is no cleaning? Did you do it on purpose or accidentally?" Flint asked loudly.
The elder replied: "According to the travelers who taught us the technology, feces themselves also contain nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium and other things we need. We know what phosphorus is, but we don't understand what eggs and armor are."
Wang looked at the thing in his hand, frowned, and followed the lizard man's instructions, tearing off a piece of the bird's butt - he was not in a hurry to eat, but carefully observed that it jumped directly due to the squeeze of his fingers.
The slurry comes out.
Flint was shocked: "Not only do you want to eat it, but you also study it before eating it? I thought you would get stuffy as soon as you closed your eyes."
Wang: "If you eat like that, you can only taste it, but you can't leave any professional records."
"Do you still want to leave a professional record?" Because Xiaobai was out of business, the dwarf decisively took on the responsibility of advising Wang Pengnan.
"This is a landmark technology mastered by the lizard people. They have since got rid of the problems that have plagued their race for many years. So we must also record this technology in a professional manner."
Flint opened his mouth: "Is this important?"
"It's very important. Maybe you can get into the Mage Tower's journal."
The dwarf is obviously not as "professional" as Xiaobai, and he is already speechless at this point.
As he spoke, Wang licked the gelatinous, jelly-like liquid.
Flint looked at him with wide eyes and asked, "What does it smell like?"
"It's... the smell of fermented food. Cheese also smells, doesn't it? It's okay to eat this thing." The mage said and licked it again. After confirming the taste, he began to slur his mouth like other lizardmen.
One round.
Flint: "You really opened my eyes to all this stuff. You are a person who can achieve great things."
Wang: "No. In fact, it's quite delicious. Would you like to try it?"
Flint shook his head repeatedly, because the shaking of his head was too violent, and his cheeks swayed greatly, and he made a "puff, puff, puff, puff" sound: "No, no, no! I'd better forget it."
At this time, the lizard people took away the pottery basin full of vomit in front of Nini and replaced it with a basin filled with black rod-shaped objects. The elf swallowed and picked up one.
Her movements were still elegant, but her expression was completely less elegant, creating a strong contrast.
Nini: "The teacher is definitely right. And the purpose of my trip is to give myself a name that will last a thousand years. I want to experience as many new things as possible!"
Flint: "I think if your adult name had anything to do with this, it would be a very interesting name."
While the dwarf was full of complaints, Wang asked Li Guang: "What should I do with the contents inside this thing? Can the outside be eaten?"
Liguang: "Don't! They are all spoiled and rotten bird feathers. You see, we just throw them away after we finish. After the meal, someone will collect the remaining skins and throw them into the Maxunya River."
Wang opened his mouth: "Throw it into the river? There are all kinds of rare elements in this thing, and you throw it into the river? No wonder there is a microbial craze in 'living water' like the Maxunya River."
The monk was shocked: "Is that so? Is it because we threw the leftover remains of Makuta into the river?"
"It's not entirely your fault. There is a saying that talking about toxicity without dosage is a hooliganism. At least it's just the amount of garbage we left in this meal, so it should be fine." Wang said uncertainly, "But let me ask,
Have the entire Lizardmen tribe of the Mashunya River mastered this technology?"
The elder nodded: "We wanted to keep it secret at first, but the production of this thing is very simple, and it was quickly learned by other tribes."
Wang: "The production method is simple... you can't just stuff the bird into the crocodile's mouth and leave it alone, right?"
Elder: "How is that possible? Of course there are other steps."
Wang: "For example?"
The elder looked at the guards and spellcasters around him, such as shamans and witchdoctors, and couldn't hold back his next words for a long time.
Wang: “So you really just stuffed the bird into the alligator’s belly and left it alone?
Elder: "Whatever, let's keep them together and wait for the fermentation to be completed."
"Is this the end?"
The elder replied respectfully: "That's right."
Wang Yi patted his head: "What the hell! Now I suddenly want to greet the traveler who taught you how to do this!"
Flint was shocked: "Are you going to ignite the spark right now and embrace eternity, and then reverse the timeline to meet the traveler? It's not appropriate, you are only four rings."
Wang: "That's not what I meant."
"I know you don't mean it like this." Flint said, "Isn't this a bit of humor? Maybe Kailin will like it. If he is happy, he might open up the five-ring magic to me."
At this time, Nini carefully started her first attempt, sucking the gelatin flowing out of the bird's butt into her mouth.
"Huh?" Nini's eyes widened, "It's really not that bad."
Flint: "Are you sure? There's shit in that stuff!"
Wang: "Hey, it's just shit. We have a professor in the Mage Tower. When he was collecting spell materials in other planes, he heard that the locals would use cat shit to make drinks, so he tried it and thought it was pretty good.
.When he returned to the mage tower, he spent the whole day collecting cat poop in the tower and trying to figure out how to make his own drink."
Flint frowned: "You...it turns out that planeswalkers eat shit."
Wang: "Ah, finally this professor discovered that the local people do not directly use cat feces to make drinks. Instead, a kind of civet eats the fruits of specific plants, digests them and excretes them from the body, and then looks for incompletely digested fruits in the feces.
The fruit..."
Flint: "Isn't that still shit?"
Wang shrugged: "Hey, if I have to say it, the grains and vegetables we usually eat are also processed by plants. The food in our Mage Tower is mainly produced through the magic cycle machine. The magic cycle machine
The main ingredient is shit.”
Flint shook his head, seemingly speechless.
At this time, Xiaobai sat up. As soon as she woke up, her nose was blocked: "What does it smell like? Am I in a latrine?"
Then she saw Nini snarling at the bird's butt.
Xiaobai: "Ah? What are you doing, Nini! Don't be confused!"
Wang picked up the new stick: "Don't be nervous, this thing is quite delicious."
As he spoke, he skillfully tore open the bird's tail and began to murmur.
Xiaobai: "Ah? You guys...could it be that this thing is really delicious?"
Flint: "You want to try too?"
Xiaobai: "I... originally started traveling just to taste the delicious food. Since both Da Clever and Chang Er have eaten, it should be okay."
As she said this, she followed Wang and Nini's example, grabbed a bird, tore open the tail, and licked the flow out.
"Eh?" Xiaobai gasped, "It's... okay."
After saying that, she put it on in one go, and then started spitting out bird feathers: "Damn! This thing is plotting against me!"
Wang: "Now you know why we are just chattering?"
**
On the other side, Rosalie looked at the "talking bucket": "Oscar! Stop hiding, come out."
The lid of the barrel slowly opened, and the "Prince" timidly revealed his head: "Sister, I... I just feel that I have practiced swordsmanship for so long just for this moment. I want to participate in the journey to save the world."
"Go back!" Rosalie said firmly, "Do you think this journey is just playing house?"
Elizabeth touched her cheek in embarrassment. She was embarrassed to say that this journey was really just playing house at the beginning.
Oscar didn't speak, just looked down at the deck.
Rosalie continued: "Didn't you also listen to Wang's past experience? Elizabeth here, if the experienced priest in their team had not used the assistance spell in time to pretend to be an anti-death barrier, she would have been killed.
The fingers have turned into corpses! Someone will die at any time on this journey!”
The captain agreed: "Although no one on our ship has died yet, several have been seriously injured. Fortunately, Kailin's pastor is a good person and treated us for free."
Oscar continued to say nothing.
Elizabeth hesitated to speak. After all, this was a family matter, and it was not easy for outsiders to interrupt.
Rosalie: "You speak! Forget it, don't speak. Now the king is out with the exploration team. When they come back, let the druid transform into a griffon and send you away."
"I won't leave!" Oscar finally spoke, "If I were a boy, it would be fine if you sent me away. I'm a girl too! You were sent here by your father to compete for the position of the Archmage's wife, weren't you? So do I.
sure!"
Rosalie's eyes widened: "Look at yourself! You have a body like a man! The king has an explicit desire for a body like ours!"
Oscar said loudly: "That's why it's impossible for you! I know his love standards, and the premise is that there is no physical desire! Aren't I just right?"
Elizabeth stumbled, but fortunately Marika held her back.
Oscar continued: "Besides, I have practiced swordsmanship for so long, and my level is quite good. The Duke of Connaught saw my swordsmanship and said that I can defeat 99% of the knights!"
"You're being polite!" Rosalie retorted loudly, "Connaught is a safe guy, do you expect him to tell the truth?"
At this time Marika suddenly said: "Let's do this. Let's give Oscar a chance to use his own strength to fight for staying. Captain, choose two sailors with superb sword skills. If the little princess can defeat three people, let him stay."
Oscar was overjoyed, but immediately discovered a problem: "Three people? Didn't you say to choose two with superb swordsmanship?"
Marika smiled and said: "Because I am the third one. Don't worry, I won't be serious about this competition. But... I will release real murderous intent. I personally think that in the third game, you will start because of your feet."
Weak stand and lose."
Oscar was obviously frightened, because Marika unconsciously released her murderous intent when she said this.
But she immediately said: "It's a competition! I've been practicing swordsmanship for so many years just for this day!"