Chapter 119 Night of the Full Moon (Happy Chinese New Year!)
Chapter 119 Full Moon Night (Happy New Year to everyone!)
Author: It’s so hard to get an ID
Chapter 119 Full Moon Night (Happy New Year to everyone!)
Today is a full moon night. Although it is a little cold, it will not feel freezing.
Under the bright moon, everything shines brightly.
Ji Wushuang was gently squeezing Huang Xiaoshi's shoulders.
This technique was taught to Ji Wushuang by her mother. Although it may not have the same effect as Huang Xiaoshi's massage, it can make people feel very comfortable.
Under Ji Wushuang's kneading, Huang Xiaoshi felt relieved.
"Hey, didn't you say there are some very important orders that have not been executed?" Ji Wushuang asked Huang Xiaoshi softly.
After Huang Xiaoshi took a deep breath, he said, "It's leggings."
"Leggings?" Ji Wushuang has never heard of men's legs being bound, but there are some women in the Central Plains who like to bind their feet.
"Yes." Huang Xiaoshi said seriously to Ji Wushuang: "Leggings and hot water foot washing are extremely great inventions. It strengthens the infantry's legs and gives people real iron feet, turning mobility into combat effectiveness.
, its meaning is equivalent to a cavalryman equipped with stirrups and a saddle."
Ji Wushuang was confused. Don't horses always have saddles and pedals?
It’s useless to talk too much, you still have to make gestures.
Huang Xiaoshi stood up and walked back to his horse. He dug into the horse bag beside the horse for a while and found a pair of leggings.
Huang Xiaoshi returned to Ji Wushuang and said to her: "Come on, stretch out your feet."
After Ji Wushuang stretched out her legs, Huang Xiaoshi reached out to catch one of them, and then began to wrap the strip of cloth around her calf. While wrapping the strip of cloth, he explained to her: "This strip of cloth is called leggings."
.When wrapping it around the calf, it must be tight, the tighter the better.
Humans are animals that walk upright, so their heads are high and their feet are low.
When a person walks, a large amount of blood from the whole body will flow to the legs, but it is easy to get down and difficult to get up. In addition, if a person keeps walking for a long time, the blood will not be able to flow back and will accumulate in the legs.
Over time, the blood vessels in a person's legs will gradually bulge, and this disease is called..."
"This disease is called earth dragon disease!" Ji Wushuang blurted out as soon as she heard Huang Xiaoshi's words.
Ji Wushuang is very familiar with this disease, because it is one of the most common diseases in the Western Regions.
Even among the tribes in the Western Regions, not everyone has a horse, and most people still rely on their legs to walk.
The Western Region is extremely vast, and people have to travel non-stop as soon as they are born.
However, there are only a few roads that everyone can take in this life.
When people walk enough times, the veins on their legs will gradually pop out, so they are called "earthworm legs".
When the veins are exposed, the person's legs will slowly begin to swell, then turn black, and eventually rot.
There is no cure for this disease, and everyone regards it as the fate of people in the Western Regions.
When Ji Wushuang arrived in the Central Plains, she found that almost no people in the Central Plains had "Earth Dragon Legs".
At first, Ji Wushuang thought that the Central Plains people had some secret skills, but after observing for a long time, she found that it was just because the Central Plains people walked less.
From that time on, Ji Wushuang envied the people of the Central Plains. Although they all got up early and stayed late, they didn't have to travel around.
Some people say that people in the Central Plains die without leaving their villages, but in Ji Wushuang's view, this is such a blessing.
From the time people from the Western Regions are born, they don’t know where they will be at the next moment. When a Westerner can no longer walk, it is like a bird that can no longer fly or a fish that can no longer swim.
However, that day in the ancient tomb, Huang Xiaoshi used a blood-activating massage technique on Ji Wushuang. Ji Wushuang found that his feet became flexible again.
At that time, Ji Wushuang suspected that Huang Xiao knew how to treat "earth dragon's legs".
Sure enough, Ji Wushuang guessed correctly, and Huang Xiaoshi really understood.
In addition to being surprised, there was great ecstasy.
Unlike Huang Xiaoshi, a speculator who only thinks about making achievements, Ji Wushuang has a sense of belonging to the Tianlong Sect. She sincerely hopes that the Tianlong Sect will be strong and the people under her sect can live a good life.
If this method is as effective as Huang Xiaoshi said, not only the Tianlong Sect but also the entire Western Region will benefit.
Some people asked why Huang Xiaoshi didn't dedicate these two clever tricks to the court in exchange for military merit, so as to get promoted and make a fortune.
This is funny.
If you go and tell the court, will they believe it?
Moreover, even if your method is effective, it is what you should do, why do you still want credit?
There is something very wrong with your idea.
Don't even say that people are unreasonable. This is the truth that most people in the Central Plains believe: If you know more, you should have the responsibility to educate.
This is also the reason why Huang Xiaoshi feels heartbroken whenever he tries to reason with others.
"Hurry up and tell me how to cure Earth Dragon Disease!" Ji Wushuang was half surprised and half angry. She held Huang Xiaoshi's shoulders and shook her hard, wishing to shake the things in his mind more.
Some come out.
"Oh, there is no cure for varicose veins." Huang Xiaoshi's words extinguished Ji Wushuang's hope, but he then said: "But leggings can prevent the occurrence of varicose veins."
"Okay." Huang Xiaoshi put down Ji Wushuang's legs. He only put a legging on Ji Wushuang's left leg.
"Come on, take a few steps and feel the effect." Huang Xiaoshi said to Ji Wushuang.
Ji Wushuang let go of Huang Xiaoshi, stepped on the ground with her feet, and walked back and forth quickly.
"Well, I feel like my left foot, which has been put on leggings, has no feeling when I walk, like a piece of wood." Ji Wushuang said to Huang Xiaoshi.
"Yes, this feeling is right." Huang Xiaoshi said to Ji Wushuang: "Leggings can prevent blood from accumulating in the calf, because it cannot flow in at all. If the blood does not accumulate, the blood vessels in the leg will not be swollen and damaged.
, you can avoid varicose veins, which is what you call earthworm disease.
After walking for a day, take off your leggings and scald your feet with hot water to speed up blood circulation and prevent blood stasis."
Ji Wushuang lowered his head and looked at his feet, then said to Huang Xiaoshi, "Why do I feel so incompetent?"
"It's absolutely effective." Huang Xiaoshi confidently said to Ji Wushuang, "It's just that we walk too little every day, so no one can feel it.
If you need to march long distances urgently, you can rely on leggings to walk more than a hundred miles a day. If you walk continuously every day, you can walk thousands of miles in one breath."
So powerful?
Ji Wushuang's eyes widened.
In this era, ordinary people can only travel fifty or sixty miles a day, and no matter how many miles they have, their legs will not be able to bear it.
An army can travel thirty to forty miles a day, and transporting supplies can cover twenty to thirty miles a day.
This hundred miles must have been flying.
"It's just." Huang Xiaoshi sighed heartily and said, "Before setting off yesterday, I had people take off the leggings and taught them how to use them.
Look, look, it’s been two days, how many of these hundreds of people are wearing leggings?
I asked about it and they said it would be a waste to wrap such a good piece of cloth around my feet.
What a waste of cock!
If I don’t use it, why bother to make so many strips of cloth and send them to them?”
Huang Xiaoshi's words made Ji Wushuang fall into deep thought, yes.
In the Western Regions, cloth is a very precious material, and the cheapest material is wool. However, wool is not tough enough, so leggings can only be made of cloth.
Two leggings for one person, two hundred cloth strips for one hundred people, two thousand cloth strips for one thousand people, and even less for ten thousand people.
If these leggings are as good as Huang Xiaoshi says, they are certainly worth it.
What if you return to the Tianlong Sect and after wasting a lot of cloth to make cloth strips, you find out that you were deceived by Huang Xiaoshi?
We have to find a way to verify it as soon as possible.
Ji Wushuang leaned over, took Huang Xiaoshi's hand and shook it, and then said coquettishly: "You are so powerful, I really want to see it with my own eyes."
Ji Wushuang knew that Huang Xiaoshi liked this trick more.
As expected, Huang Xiaoshi did not refuse immediately after hearing Ji Wushuang's words. He fell into deep thought.
Oh, right.
Huang Xiaoshi turned to look at Ji Wushuang and said sternly to her: "Don't you really want to know whether these two methods are really effective?
Come, come and help me do things, and then you can see it with your own eyes."
Wool expert Huang Xiaoshi backhandedly hit his boss on the head.
…
The moon has risen.
Under the moonlight, there was no need for candles at all, everything was illuminated brightly.
Wei Ming was held in the middle by two men and was trying his best to squeeze forward in the crowd.
"Why are all the senior brothers in pairs, but I want to be with you!" Weiming complained to the two old men, Scholar and Danqing, with a look of sadness on his face.
"You kid." The scholar hit Wei Ming on the head with the folding fan in his hand, and said with regret and heartache: "I gave you a chance, but it's useless. Girl Xiangyun came to you for shopping in the afternoon, how could you pretend to have a stomachache?
, ran away by yourself?"
"It's really not my fault. I do have a stomachache!" Wei Ming went crazy.
Ever since Divine Doctor Shen obtained a [Life and Fortune Pill] and became addicted to refining the medicine, Shen Xiangyun also followed her father's example and became addicted.
Unlike Doctor Shen who has been researching for almost a year and still found nothing, Shen Xiangyun is very productive.
However, the only situation is that Shen Xiangyun is not sure about the medicine she made, or in other words, her medicine needs to be tried by someone before she knows what effect it has.
Therefore, Wei Ming, who often visited Xiaoyao Valley, became Shen Xiangyun's best experimental subject.
Every time after trying the medicine, Shen Xiangyun would give the medicine a nice name based on the unknown feedback.
For example, after taking this medicine, she felt dizzy, light-headed and light-headed, and felt like she was stepping on cotton when walking. Shen Xiangyun called it "Piaopiao Pill".
For example, after taking this kind of medicine, you will have diarrhea, which cannot stop until your stomach is empty. This is called "Rushui Pill". It probably means diarrhea like water.
Of course, occasionally I would take a few tonics, but this benefit could not make up for the loss of my body.
Today, Shen Xiangyun gave Weiming a newly refined elixir as soon as they met.
After Weiming bit the bullet and ate it, he felt his stomach rumbling like a bell after a while. Weiming thought he was going to make a big move, so he quickly tried to find a place with few people to hide.
But the street was full of people. Wei Ming's stomach hurt so much that he couldn't straighten his waist. He put his hands on his stomach and just shook off Xiang Yun and walked quickly for a few steps. Suddenly, he didn't tighten his grip and something extremely powerful rushed out.
.
Wei Ming was shocked, and he thought to himself, it's over, now he has made a huge fool of himself.
The result was okay, it was just a loud fart.
After a false alarm, the ecstasy that arose in Wei Ming's heart had not yet subsided, but it came again, this time in rapid succession.
"Porphyry, porphyry, porphyry~"
One of them was not clamped, and a string of farts came out.
"Who farted? It smells so bad!"
"It stinks!"
"Bah! So disgusting.yue~"
Wei Ming walked quietly among the crowd with his head buried, the flatulence in his belly couldn't stop being expelled, leaving a string of names behind him.
After a long time, Wei Ming finally got rid of all the energy in his stomach. When he turned back to look for Xiang Yun, Xiang Yun had already disappeared.
well.
Weiming still doesn't know what name she will change after meeting Xiangyun again and reporting the fart effect of this new pill to her.
It's better to call it [Spring Breeze Pill].
Suddenly, like a spring breeze, all the people on the street dispersed...
…
"Crack."
Before the unexplained bitterness was poured out, he received another folding fan on the head from the scholar.
"You kid, you are really born in the midst of blessings and don't know the blessings." The scholar educated Weiming: "I won't talk about Xiangyun's father. Anyway, he is a fat person.
But Xiang Yunniang is the leader of the beauty contest.
Sister Xiangyun has been as beautiful as a flower since she was a child. How many young talents have chased her to get a pill but they have no chance, yet you still despise her."
"Ah?" Weiming was shocked. This kind of thing is actually a "blessing"?
Please, I really can’t enjoy this blessing, so I’ll pass it on to you.
After returning from Hangzhou, the scholar and Danqing became much closer to Weiming. The direct result was that the two old men no longer had to pretend to be gentlemen in front of Weiming, and their true nature was fully revealed.
Today, when the scholar and Danqing arrived in Luoyang City, they saw Weiming wandering alone, so they abducted him.
Danqing said to Weiming: "That young man this afternoon, why don't you go with him?"
Oh, Mr. Feng.
Wei Ming said to Dan Qing: "I don't know why. This Mr. Feng, I used to think he was quite polite.
But this time we met, I felt that his formal manner annoyed me."
After hearing what Weiming said, the scholar rolled his eyes and said, "Of course. I don't want to pay attention to you at all."
When Weiming heard this, he realized that his enthusiasm was on his cold face, and he suddenly felt a little unhappy.
"Look." The scholar said to Weiming with a smile: "I gave you a chance, but you didn't use it.
Okay, okay, let's go quickly. We have to get a front row seat to receive the lottery balls.
We agreed that today we can only throw the three colored balls to girl Xiangyun."
…
When the sixteen huge lanterns were raised, the atmosphere in Luoyang suddenly became lively.
The beauty pageant held every six years has finally begun.
The rules of the beauty contest are very simple. After registration and preliminary selection in March, tonight is the official contest.
Before the competition starts, the organizer will distribute dyed walnuts, which are colorful balls, to the spectators one by one.
The beauties took turns on stage. Everyone thought she looked beautiful, so they threw the colorful balls in their hands onto the stage.
After every performance, someone comes up to the stage to pick up colorful balls, and the next beauty comes on stage.
Finally, there will be an audience return, and all the beauties will appear together. At this time, those who still have colorful balls in their hands can line up and throw the colorful balls into the basket in front of their favorite beauties.
Finally, the calculation is made in public, whoever has more colorful balls in the basket will be the leader.
So under this rule, the earlier the person appears, the more advantageous they will be.
Because many people will throw the colorful balls in their hands when they see a beautiful woman. There is only one colorful ball, but there may be many beauties that make someone's heart beat. Whoever comes on stage first will get more balls.
The default rule is that the more sponsors you give to the organizer, the higher you will be ranked. Therefore, the competition for sponsorship fees for the top five spots is very fierce.
It can be said that in order to grab the top five places, the total sponsorship fees given by the beauties are probably more than the bonuses given to the leaders.
No wonder this beauty pageant is becoming more and more prosperous, and the chicken essence club is making more and more money.
The beauties who can give sponsorship fees in exchange for rankings are those who are not short of money but only seek fame.
For them, as long as they can get the top spot in the beauty contest, this investment is nothing.
Amid the applause from the audience, the first contestant appeared.