Huang Xiaoshi had been waiting for almost ten days, and he was so angry that he wanted to yell:
"Damn it, why don't you come?!"
This matter started about ten days ago.
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After returning from Shu, Huang Xiaoshi once again lived a life of idleness.
One night, while Huang Xiaoshi was sleeping on the bed, he heard a thin sound coming from the roof.
There are no dogs in Shennong Baicaomen. There is no other reason than that Huang Xiaoshi simply hates dogs barking in the middle of the night.
Anyone who has ever raised a dog knows that it is very annoying if the dog at home keeps barking.
This is why even the three brothers became popular, but some petite and cute small dogs, such as Pekingese, Pomeranian, and Chihuahua, were eliminated.
Everyone would rather feed their dog more food than be woken up in the middle of the night.
Moreover, dogs can hear sounds that humans cannot hear, and they especially like to interact with each other. This dog was suddenly awakened by some noise in the middle of the night and barked, and the surrounding dogs would also join in the fun.
Therefore, Huang Xiaoshi insisted not to keep dogs.
As for anti-theft, if a thief dares to break in at night, it's as simple as beating him to death.
Having said that, for many years, Shennong Baicaomen has not encountered any thieves.
After all, the deep courtyard has high walls, a large number of people, and even knives and sticks. Ordinary thieves would not dare to steal from it.
Today, Huang Xiaoshi woke up when he heard a thin voice coming from above his head.
After a while, someone carefully peeled off a piece of the tiles on the roof, and someone on the roof was peering down.
The night was very dark, and there were no lights in the house. I didn't know what the man was looking at.
Huang Xiaoshi stretched, then turned around and fell asleep with his back to the outside of the bed.
After a while, a figure jumped out of Huang Xiaoshi's [Sixth Sense].
This is the passive mode of [Warrior Sense], but as Huang Xiaoshi's level increases, the range of this passive mode is sufficient.
Under the passive mode, there is also an active breath-holding mode, which is used by some experts who don't like to be disturbed.
Under the influence of [Warrior Sense], Huang Xiaoshi doesn't need to use his eyes to see at all. Through an unknown principle, he can clearly see every detail in the house even with his eyes closed and his back turned.
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After the man on the roof jumped down, he first squatted on the ground and held his breath. Unfortunately, Huang Xiaoshi was of a higher level than him. Although the man held his breath, Huang Xiaoshi could still vaguely sense him.
Later, Huang Xiaoshi felt that this figure tiptoed to his bed, and then stopped moving.
Huang Xiaoshi was very calm. He just wanted to see what this man wanted to do, so he remained motionless as if he was sleeping until a knife was cut on Huang Xiaoshi's neck.
When traveling in the world, the first and most important skill to learn is to guard against assassinations.
There are not so many rules in the real world. How many young heroes have just stepped into the world, only to be knocked down by a sap from behind, a dagger thrust out from nowhere, incense, tea, wine and food.
However, to prevent assassinations, apart from knowing how to avoid some obvious traps, it is actually impossible to guard against them.
After all, there is an upper limit to human energy, after all, there is a limit to human alertness, and after all, one person's imagination can never be better than that of a group of people.
How many people who claimed to have "learned all the assassination techniques in the world" still died in assassination in the end.
However, there is another "simplest" way for warriors to prevent assassinations, which is to improve their cultivation.
The higher the cultivation level, the stronger the ability to resist assassination.
That's why Wu Xiazi doesn't allow his disciples to travel around the world before they have mastered their internal skills, just to worry about accidents happening to them.
While lying on the bed, Huang Xiaoshi was slashed on the neck with a knife, but he remained motionless.
After the man in front of the bed slashed Huang Xiaoshi's neck with a knife, he did not turn around to look around for anything.
I don't know whether it was to confirm the kill, or the feel of the knife was a little strange, so the man stretched out his hand and turned Huang Xiaoshi over, who was sleeping on his side.
As soon as Huang Xiaoshi was turned over, he raised his right hand, and a "Chicken Eating Rice" hit the throat of the man in front of the bed.
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Nowadays, when people in the world mention Huang Xiaoshi, the first thing they praise is his "double sword skills".
This aspect is related to the fact that Huang Xiaoshi rarely uses Chicken Claw Kung Fu now.
On the other hand, it is embarrassing to say that among Jianghu people, Huang Xiaoshi's impression on others is all about using swords.
When Huang Xiaoshi used the Chicken Feet Kung Fu to kill trumpets, he was a low-end player at the bottom of the world before he became famous.
From the first battle in Hangzhou where he truly became famous after leaving the fish pond, Huang Xiaoshi used a Japanese sword.
The second battle that made him famous was the Young Heroes Association. Huang Xiaoshi used bamboo swords except for the first few preliminaries.
There is also a trip to the Western Regions and a trip to Leshan.
After Huang Xiaoshi learned [Small Wuxiang Kung Fu] and finally emerged in the world, he didn't use the Chicken Claw Kung Fu much.
Therefore, except for those who are extremely close to Huang Xiaoshi, in the eyes of others, Huang Xiaoshi is good at swords.
The man in front of me probably also got this information, so he, who was proficient in various assassination and counter-assassination methods, was unprepared and stabbed to death by Huang Xiaoshi's [Chicken Eats Rice] move.
Of course, Huang Xiaoshi was lying there straight and was chopped in the neck with a knife, which at least reduced the opponent's wariness by 99%.
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The reason why Huang Xiaoshi was stabbed in vain was because he wanted to see whether the person who entered the house wanted to steal something or kill himself.
Stealing things and killing yourself, even if the starting point is the same, the subsequent actions will definitely be different.
For example, if the person comes here to steal something, even if it is because it is safer to kill first and steal later, after killing the person, he should start looking around for things.
If the person thought that the thing that needed to be stolen was on Huang Xiaoshi's body, he should have touched his body instead of turning him over.
But after the man cut himself, he came over to look at the body. Huang Xiaoshi confirmed that this man was here to kill him.
Regarding the killer, Huang Xiaoshi would not be so bored as to ask:
"Who are you?"
"Who sent you?"
"Why do you want to kill me?"
Even if you ask sincerely, others will not answer your questions.
It's better to just skip the process and forget about the results.
At this time, Huang Xiaoshi's internal energy was no longer what it used to be. This move [Chicken Eats Rice] not only shattered the killer's throat, but the internal energy penetrated into his body and directly broke his cervical vertebrae.
"Battle record: You killed the Tianyi City killer."
Before the killer fell limply to the ground, Huang Xiaoshi sat up like lightning and reached out to grab him by the collar of his clothes, slowly putting him down to the ground.
Then Huang Xiaoshi got up from the bed. He first opened the door, then picked up the weapon that the killer dropped on the ground. Finally, he dragged the body through several yards of his house, opened the bolted door, and took the killer's body and the weapon.
The blade was thrown directly on the street in front of Shennong Baicao Gate.
Just leave it here, someone should clean it up.
Go back to the house and continue sleeping.
In the middle of the night, Huang Xiaoshi returned to bed after taking a pee and wanted to go back to sleep.
But Huang Xiaoshi had something on his mind at this time, and he couldn't sleep no matter what.
"Why would Tianyi City send people to kill me?"
Until dawn, Huang Xiaoshi didn't think about this matter.
Huang Xiaoshi then got dressed, got up, and went out to have breakfast.
After arriving on the street, there were already people coming and going on the street. No one asked Huang Xiaoshi why there was a dead man lying in front of your house.
Sure enough, someone did the cleaning in a timely manner.
After walking around on the street and having breakfast, Huang Xiaoshi still didn't understand what was going on.
After Huang Xiaoshi returned to the door, he said to a doorman: "Tell Lao Zhang and tell me that I was bored and went out for a walk. I don't know when I will come back.
By the way, the roof of my room is leaking. I need someone to turn over the tiles again."
"Well done, Mr. Shi." The disciple replied diligently.
Anyway, Huang Xiaoshi was gone for three days, so everyone got used to it.
After leaving Luoyang City, Huang Xiaoshi came to a small town. He asked for a room to live in. Even food was delivered to his door by a waiter every day in order to practice the deceptive [Inner Alchemy True Method].
At the same time, wait for the killer to come to your door.
Sure enough, on the night of the third day, two more killers came.
The killer this time is different from last time. He kills people before they even enter the door.
First, they pretended to knock on the door at night, and when Huang Xiaoshi was about to open the door, one person came in through the side window, and the other came down from the roof.
Huang Xiaoshi did not cause any trouble to the hotel manager.
After two groans, Huang Xiaoshi dragged one body in each hand, walked out through the door that had just been opened, and then threw the two bodies on the street of the town.
The next morning, Huang Xiaoshi had a full sleep. When he got up and went to eat, the street was lively and peaceful again.
But Huang Xiaoshi's heart was in turmoil at this time, and he was thinking:
When will the next wave of killers arrive?
Who will be coming?
Did someone want to buy his life, or did he offend Tianyi City?
Personally speaking, Huang Xiaoshi feels that he has always been kind to others, and logically speaking, there will be no mortal enmity.
So, did he offend Tianyi City, causing Tianyi City to want to get rid of him?
Of course, there are still many things that Huang Xiaoshi has done to offend Tianyi City, but aren't they all business matters?
People often say that there are official matters and no selfless hatred. Huang Xiaoshi did not deliberately seek trouble with Tianyi City.
Since it was only official business, Tianyi City should not come to kill him.
Can't figure it out.
Huang Xiaoshi had no choice but to focus on dealing with the next wave of assassins.
The Lord of Tianyi City should not come to kill him. If he comes, he will definitely come in the first wave.
Then, the third wave is likely to be [Wasting Poison Mad Flowers], either by one person, by several people, or by four together.
The other three are fine, they can be killed by mistake, but if [Flower] comes, oh, it will be difficult for me to deal with them. They can't just kill them with [Chicken Eats Rice].
As a result, Huang Xiaoshi waited and waited for more than ten days, but the third wave did not come, making him extremely embarrassed now.
Brother, if you want to come, hurry up. If you don’t come, I will go home.
After waiting for another two days, Huang Xiaoshi probably understood that there would probably not be a third wave.
Maybe he just didn't know who paid for his life. Tianyi City lost three killers. After settling the accounts, he realized that he had lost money by selling the batch, so he killed his employer backhand.
[Black Tiger Hall] also encountered such a thing. It was clearly a black order, but the employer told him that it was a red order. Fifty taels of silver cost the lives of Duan Heihu and his son.
Later, the Shennongmen disappeared, and the Black Tiger Hall understood the situation and did not continue to settle the accounts with the Shennong Baicaomen, so they suffered the dumb loss themselves.
But Tianyi City is different. If you dare to play with him like this, he will come back to settle the score with you.
Hey, it's really a worry-free organization. No wonder no one has come to settle the score with them after running rampant for so many years.
Once the assassination fails, they will turn around and help you kill your enemy, which can be regarded as an apology to you.
Therefore, when dealing with Tianyi City, you have to imitate the time when you assassinated Yaksha and directly give him enough money.
If you have enough money, if you can't complete it, it's a matter of your Tianyi City's business capabilities.
But in order to save money, you deliberately reported a false target. If the assassination in Tianyi City failed and the manpower was lost, you will definitely have to find the person who placed the order to settle the score.
Huang Xiaoshi returned to Luoyang leisurely. After he returned home, he heard a big thing. The Hu shop across the street, the Hu man Abi who went to Shennong Baicaomen to deliver medicine to the Western Regions, was killed.
In the small courtyard.
ah?
Huang Xiaoshi seemed to understand at once. It turned out that the person who paid the killer to kill him was actually this Abi?
Brother, no, uncle, what are you planning?
How did I offend you?
Huang Xiaoshi naturally didn't know that Ji Wushuang liked him, which was enough for Abi to make him die.
However, the waters of finding a murderer in Tianyi City are very deep, and Abi accidentally got himself into it.
To assassinate a master like Huang Xiaoshi, the regular quotation would be at least tens of thousands of taels of silver, and at least an elite team like [Long Poison Mad Flower] would be dispatched.
Abi thinks that Huang Xiaoshi is just a small sect leader who knows a little about martial arts and can only sell medicine. He knows nothing about the Central Plains martial arts.
After a surprised smile, Huang Xiaoshi decided not to tell Ji Wushuang about this.
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"Anyone in Tianyi City who dares to kill me!"
Ji Wushuang didn't care about her image in front of Huang Xiaoshi and directly cursed.
People are so strange. The more a girl shows her perfect side in front of you, the stranger the relationship between the two is.
When they don't shy away from picking their noses or burping, it shows that the relationship between the two is getting stronger.
A girl who dares to fart in front of a boy is almost as good as his wife.
However, if a boy dares to fart in front of a girl, as long as he is not a husband, he will probably have no chance in his life.
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"Calm down, people may not know about this." Huang Xiaoshi persuaded him kindly.
"Fucking fart!" Ji Wushuang still yelled, "Who in the world doesn't know that this is my Yaksha's shop?"
this.
In the Central Plains, people really don’t know.
If they had known about it, the store might have been smashed by decent people long ago.
This Hu store is the private property of Ji Wushuang, and it is also the private property of the tribe of Yaksha.
The Tianlong Sect is a matryoshka organization, and the Eight Dragons are the eight tribes. Each tribe is theoretically autonomous. This is because the Tianlong Sect was a composite of eight tribes at the beginning of its birth.
Therefore, it is not surprising that the Yaksha tribe has its own private property.
Whether Abi is loyal to Yasha or not is another matter, but he made a lot of money for Ji Wushuang.
Regarding making money, Ji Wushuang asked Huang Xiaoshi, and Huang Xiaoshi said that he made money just to have a sense of accomplishment.
But Ji Wushuang is different, she wants to support her Yaksha tribe.
As an Eight Tribe Heavenly Dragon, Ji Wushuang is extremely competent. This is not only reflected in the fact that she helps the Dragon King run errands, but also in the time when she runs around for her own tribe's affairs.
In another version, Ji Wushuang even took the money and ran to Yunling with the four murderers to help Gong Guangjie fight against the Poison Dragon Sect.
In comparison, the performance of several other Tianlongs was too poor, not even as good as Huang Xiaoshi.
Huang Xiaoshi, the hands-off shopkeeper, was still flying a kite. He seemed not to care, but he was actually holding the kite string in his hand.
Those guys are just letting go. No matter how you live your life, I still have important things to do.
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Ji Wushuang was a little angry today. Just now Ji Wushuang lost his temper at Huang Xiaoshi, saying that he failed to catch those three guys.
Speaking of which, Ji Wushuang had been planning the siege that day for a long time, and she felt that it would happen no matter what.
The martial arts of Gandharva and Kinnara are very unique. If they are allowed to display, they will be very powerful, but in most cases, their strength cannot be fully utilized.
Especially after Gandharva and Kinnara join their accomplices, their abilities will be reduced.
Because the attack of [Magic Sound] does not distinguish between friend and foe, everyone within the range will be interfered by [Magic Sound] indiscriminately.
After the fierce battle started, Garuda held off Ji Wushuang and the others in front, while Gandharva and Kinnara prepared to play music behind them.
As expected, Garuda was the first to be affected by the duo's [Demon Sound] ensemble.
"Get him!" Ji Wushuang shouted at this time.
First, he captured Garuda in three pairs, and then threatened Gandharva and Kinnara with his life. This was Ji Wushuang's plan.
Based on Ji Wushuang's understanding of Gandharva and Kinnara, they would not disregard the life or death of their companions.
With a loud shout, Ji Wushuang attacked from the left, Mahulaka attacked from the right, and Asura attacked from the front.
Enemies came from three sides. Garuda knocked back Mahulaka with a move with his left hand, and blocked Ji Wushuang with a move with his right hand. Then he opened his front wide and allowed Asura to stab his chest with a knife.
With Asura's face filled with astonishment, Garuda gave Asura a comforting smile.
Ji Wushuang guessed the beginning, but she didn't guess the ending.
When Asura put the knife on Garuda's neck, Gandharva and Kinnara gave up their resistance.
As a result, before Ji Wushuang was happy for three seconds, Asura suddenly turned his knife and almost stabbed Ji Wushuang's neck.
"This is my man, I will deal with him!" Asura said to Ji Wushuang.
Ji Wushuang was a little shocked. I never said I wanted to snatch a man from you.
As a result, the Asura carried Garuda and flew away without a trace.
The hostage they had obtained was gone in an instant. When Gandharva and Kinnara saw each other, they turned around and ran away as if they had a tacit understanding.
Ji Wushuang was dumbfounded. She ordered Mahulaka to chase Asura, while she went to chase Gandharva and Kinnara.
As a result, when they were halfway through the chase, Gandharva and Kinnara suddenly killed a carbine. Ji Wushuang suffered a small loss after a few attacks and had to retreat.
Later, Ji Wushuang found Mohu Luojia in the woods. Mohu Luojia said to Ji Wushuang with an apologetic expression, saying that the Asura woman could run faster than him even with a man on her back, so he did not chase her. superior.
It’s no wonder that among the eight heavenly dragons, Mahulaka, Gandharva, and Kinnara are all at the lowest level of external martial arts. Their kung fu is not in the fists and feet.
Just like this, it was obviously a perfect siege situation, but because of that stab and a smile, it was all over.
The next day, Asura came back, and she found Ji Wushuang to accept the crime.
"Man, I let him go, I am willing to be punished." Asura said calmly to Ji Wushuang.
"Punishment?" Ji Wushuang shouted angrily at Asura, "Did you know that the Dragon King hates people who cheat the most? He might kill you for this!"
"I know." Asura, who was usually the most grumpy, was extremely calm at this time.
At this time, even Ji Wushuang couldn't bear it anymore. She said sadly to Asura: "Ali, is it worth it for that stinky man?"
After Asura glanced at Ji Wushuang, he said with a faint smile: "It's worth it."
Eat, save and take a rest these two days.
I didn’t have time to watch The Three-Body Problem before, and I blew it away. It’s so beautiful!
