It is said that three months ago, the fat man's name was not "Chi". It didn't matter what his original name was. Anyway, everyone called him "Fat Man" or "Dead Fat Man".
One day, the upper echelons of the Tianlong Sect wanted to search for strange people in the entire sect, so a fat man with bulimia, a bust as thick as his waist, and a waist longer than his height was selected and sent to the headquarters.
Later, the fat man got a new name, called "Eat".
This time, the Yasha team represents the Tianlong Sect for the first time in the Central Plains. This matter is not a big deal.
[Eat] He has been sitting in this restaurant since morning. Even though his back is to the street, he is very aware of the movement on the street.
【Eat】I am eating very worriedly now.
After finishing a roast goose, [Chi], who was anxious, shouted to the storekeeper: "Waiter, give me your food again, burp, three tables!"
"Okay, sir, please wait a moment." The waiter sang loudly happily.
I don’t know where the God of Wealth arrived today. I’ve been eating since the door opened in the morning. And judging from the way he eats, it’s like he’s not eating, but like he’s pouring food into the trash can.
The chef took the stinky meat that had been stored for several days, added some aniseed ingredients, and remade it into a dish for him. The fat man didn't even taste the smell.
The same goes for tofu with vinegar.
Anyway, boy, he wiped out all the stock in the store by himself.
The smiling waiter ran into the kitchen, while [Eat] was still immersed in the table, eating and chewing.
There was something wrong with the food. [Eat] Couldn't he eat it? But he didn't stretch it at all and poured it all into his stomach.
Anyway, I’m not prepared to pay for [eat].
The church has already explained that as long as you arrive in the Central Plains, you no longer need to abide by the church's rules. You can do whatever you want as long as it does not violate the church's affairs arrangements.
Isn't that just the right time to have a king's meal?
When Huang Xiaoshi walked into the Ke Yue Building, the waiter was serving the meat mountain with a bright smile.
Huang Xiaoshi sighed, and will make you cry later.
What, how did Huang Xiaoshi know that [eating] would not pay? How could he not know?
As the saying goes, the four major murderers are "eating, drinking, whoring, and gambling."
The characteristic of [eating] is that you eat wildly everywhere but never give money.
The characteristic of [drinking] is that you go around drinking wildly but never give money.
The characteristic of [whoring] is that people go around wildly but never pay.
The characteristic of [Gambling] is that you gamble wildly everywhere but never give money.
Did you see that their common characteristic is "never give money".
Where are the four thugs here? They are clearly the four poor ones.
Are the Tianlong Sect’s funds so tight?
But Huang Xiaoshi thought about it again, since he is a member of the Tianlong Sect and can rely on his strength to default on his debts, why should he give money?
Huang Xiaoshi endured the disdain and sigh in his heart and walked towards the inner table.
Regarding colluding with the Tianlong Sect, I still have to be more secretive. If someone really discovers that I am with this group of people, I, Huang Xiaoshi, will be shameless.
This morning, because he was afraid that eating too much would affect his subsequent performance, Huang Xiaoshi only ate a half-full meal.
In the following time, Huang Xiaoshi first had a fight with a guy who was as strong as a bear, and then ran a full marathon back and forth. Needless to say, he was now so hungry that his chest was touching his back.
As soon as Huang Xiaoshi sat down, the waiter came over with a towel on his face. He asked with a smile on his face: "Hey, Master Huang, what do you want to eat today?"
Huang Xiaoshi likes to eat out. He has been to every restaurant selling food in Luoyang City and ordered all the dishes at least once.
When it comes to Huang Xiaoshi, all the shopkeepers know that this is a man with an "emperor's tongue". He can make do with food, but it is very difficult to get him to say "delicious".
As the head of a branch that earns money every day, Huang Xiaoshi can now get a lot of money every month, which is an astronomical figure for ordinary people. Moreover, he has no family, which means he lacks a few capable people.
The woman helped him spend money, so he had so much money that he could never lose it no matter what.
However, Huang Xiaoshi really doesn't have much interest in spending money.
Let’s talk about finding women. Huang Xiaoshi, who is used to seeing high-quality women, would find it really difficult to fall in love with such an old cabbage.
When he said he wanted to gamble and have fun, Huang Xiaoshi didn't know what fun it was to roll dice. It was such a pale entertainment to have a lot of fun.
Eating and drinking are Huang Xiaoshi's only pleasures in this world.
"Same as usual." Huang Xiaoshi said to the waiter, "One pot of wine, three rice dishes, one soup, and one wooden bucket of rice. Please be more prompt, I'm almost starving to death."
"Master Huang, the store is in some special circumstances today." The waiter said to Huang Xiaoshi with an apologetic look on his face, "There is no more meat in the store. Or, can you come back another day?"
"I'm so hungry that I can't walk. I'll give you whatever I have, and we'll talk about it first." Huang Xiaoshi was really about to die, so he said to the waiter.
"Okay, please wait a moment." The waiter walked quickly towards the kitchen.
After a while, a small pot of wine and a small plate of fried peanuts were brought to the table.
Huang Xiaoshi looked at the peanuts and really couldn't laugh or cry.
Fried peanuts are very delicious when chewed slowly, but don't eat them in a hurry. If you eat them in a hurry, they won't be chewed well and will get stuck in your throat.
So not everyone was willing to eat the fried peanuts, so Huang Xiaoshi served them to him.
This boss is good at cooking, but he is not kind enough.
Huang Xiaoshi resisted the hunger in his stomach, picked up a peanut with chopsticks, put it in his mouth and chewed it slowly.
The waiter turned around and went back to the kitchen to help. In the whole hall, there were only Huang Xiaoshi and the fat man who was burying his head among the dishes and eating like crazy.
"Ahem." Huang Xiaoshi coughed loudly. After waiting for a while, [Eat] was still minding his own eating, fearing that he might not have heard.
So Huang Xiaoshi coughed again, but the fat man still didn't respond.
"Damn fat pig." Huang Xiaoshi cursed in his heart. He picked up a crispy peanut with his fingers and flicked it under the fat man's side. The peanut seemed to be launched by a powerful slingshot.
Hit the flank of [EAT].
Huang Xiaoshi coughed twice but received no response. He was somewhat annoyed in his heart. Seeing how fat the fat man was, he couldn't help but put some internal force on his hands. The peanuts must have been a bit heavy to bounce.
Something magical happened. After the crispy peanut hit [Eat]'s ribs, it sank directly into the layer of fat.
"Oh, what a layer of biological armor." Huang Xiaoshi couldn't help complaining in his heart. This fat body is like a quicksand trap. If I reach out and touch acupuncture points, wouldn't my fingers be pinched?
Thinking of this, Huang Xiaoshi felt a chill.
Just when Huang Xiaoshi was considering whether to hit [Chi] in the face with another peanut, [Chi] chewed up the whole roast chicken with the skin and bones, then turned his head viciously.
One advantage of [Eat] is that he never stops eating. No matter what situation he encounters, [Eat] will carefully and responsibly put every piece of food into his stomach safely.
The disadvantage of [Eating] is that if he is interrupted while eating, he will become extremely angry.
[Chi], who was eating too much, was suddenly attacked by a peanut. Although he didn't feel the pain, it disturbed him from eating, so [Chi] turned his head away in anger.
"Who is this blind guy? Didn't you see that the uncle is busy?" [Chi] turned his head angrily and saw a young man in black sitting at the next table.
The young man saw [Eat] and glared at him fiercely. He stretched out his hand to make a unique gesture to [Eat] without changing his expression.
"Stone, you remember, this is the contact gesture of our superior sect, the Tianlong Sect." That day, Gong Guangjie, who had just joined the Tianlong Sect, pulled Huang Xiaoshi and made a strange gesture to him.
Today, Huang Xiaoshi made this gesture towards [eat].
[Chi], who was originally furious, turned his head away calmly as if nothing happened after seeing Huang Xiaoshi's gesture.
"What's your business?"
A high-pitched voice reached Huang Xiaoshi's ears.
Although the four murderers look very arrogant, they are all genuine characters in their thirties, with internal power to transmit sounds and basic skills.
Huang Xiaoshi had not yet mastered this high-end and classy technique. He stared at the plate of peanuts and said in a low voice without turning his head: "Shen Nong Baicaomen, Huang Xiaoshi. I have been ordered to assist you in your actions.
"
[Eat] After listening to Huang Xiaoshi's words, he nodded and didn't ask any more questions.
"Nani? Is this a pass?" Huang Xiaoshi was waiting for [Chi] to ask. He had prepared a lot of lines, but unexpectedly he announced his family name, and [Chi] believed him.
Hey, underground accomplices’ joints don’t carry such water.
Of course, it's good that Huang Xiaoshi was carefully prepared, but there were some situations that he didn't know about.
First of all, this joint gesture of the Tianlong Sect is not a popular one. Only disciples and above in the sect have the right to know it, and it must never be spread to outsiders.
Although Gong Guangjie is a rookie compared to his disciples, he is the leader of a lower-level sect after all, so he is qualified to know.
After teaching Gong Guangjie this contact gesture, the messenger sternly warned Gong Guangjie that this gesture should not be spread to other people. As a result, Gong Guangjie changed hands and taught it to Huang Xiaoshi.
This is an internal biography, not an external biography.
Therefore, when Huang Xiaoshi made a gesture, [Chi] believed most of it.
Secondly, [Eat] is now "lurking" in Luoyang City. After Yaksha enters the city, the Yaksha team will gather and then make a collective appearance - to make a big fuss at the birthday banquet of Heluo hero Jiang Tianxiong.
But 【Eating】is very anxious now.
What he was worried about was not why Yaksha hadn't arrived yet, but what he was going to do tonight.
Who is Jiang Tianxiong? He has been famous in Heluo for thirty years, but he has not taken action in the arena for the past ten years. His strength can only be described as unpredictable.
Not to mention Jiang Tianxiong, all six major sects came to this birthday banquet, plus other miscellaneous martial arts people. Even if a first-class master like Yasha brought four murderers to the banquet, the only result would be to be killed.
People make dumplings and eat them.
Of course, with the eldest sister's Qinggong skills, she could escape easily, but the four of them would probably be buried there.
However, the Tianlong Sect would not have spent so much effort and carefully organized for a long time, just to find a few people to go all the way to Jiang Mansion to die.
Therefore, there must be other opportunities before darkness takes action.
But judging from the information [Chi] has in hand now, he really has no clue.
Now that Huang Xiaoshi has appeared, it coincides with the filming schedule for "Eat".
Shennong Baicao Sect, [Chi] knows them. After all, as the largest financial backer of Tianlong Sect, Shennong Baicao Sect is the most successful subordinate sect of Tianlong Sect in the Central Plains in recent years.
This man made a gesture and claimed to be from the Shen Nong Baicao Sect. Judging from his appearance, he should be the insider for this operation.
So [Eat] doesn’t need to ask Huang Xiaoshi anything at all, he has already figured out all the causes and consequences in his mind.
In this way, Huang Xiaoshi successfully connected with the Tianlong Sect.
After Huang Xiaoshi and [Chi] met, he lowered his voice and said to [Chi]: "Jiang Tianxiong's birthday banquet will start at You hour, and I will create some chaos at Xu six o'clock, so that you can take advantage of the chaos to evacuate, so I must
Calculate the time when you will show up.
There is a dense forest in the northwest. It will be safe as long as you retreat to the dense forest. I also left some things for you on the southeast side of the city wall."
[Eat] nodded, and then the two of them stopped talking.
After a while, the food came. Huang Xiaoshi worked hard and ate everything on the table like a cloud in the wind.
"Hiccup." Huang Xiaoshi burped with satisfaction. He shouted loudly to the kitchen: "Waiter, keep accounts."
"Okay." A loud voice came from the kitchen in the distance, "Master Huang, please go away."
Huang Xiaoshi hurriedly lifted his legs and went out. He had to leave here before he was caught eating the Overlord meal. It would be unlucky to be involved.
If Huang Xiaoshi remembers correctly, [Eat] will encounter Dongfang Weiming and his entourage later, and the two sides will fight over the foul-mouthed second senior brother Jing Ji. The two groups of people will beat up the store, and then [Eat] will take the opportunity to default on the bill and run away.
In the end, the three heroes of Xiaoyao Valley paid for all the store's losses, including the outstanding food bill.
When this happened, it was really a loss.
Therefore, young people should not be impulsive. Fighting will hurt your body and money.
Finally, everything has been done, and all that is left is to wait for the time to arrive.
Huang Xiaoshi walked out of the store and looked at the sun that was turning west. Huang Xiaoshi suddenly remembered that there was another thing that he had forgotten in a hurry.
Go find that GM, Xu Ziyi!
Xu Ziyi may appear as long as he is at an important plot point, and today is an important plot point, so if Xu Ziyi comes, he can only be in one place.
Sure enough, Huang Xiaoshi saw the frail scholar in white sitting in the teahouse drinking tea alone outside a teahouse in Luoyang.
Just when Huang Xiaoshi's head got hot and he couldn't help but rush towards Xu Ziyi, a flash of lightning flashed across Huang Xiaoshi's mind, and he suddenly stopped his forward leaning body.
Is it useful to go to Xu Ziyi for a showdown?
In this kind of incident that even Huang Xiaoshi cannot understand or explain, can his family's weak social status and power really make a difference?
Since the other party can bring himself into this space and even change his body, can Huang Xiaoshi threaten him?
I came to this world as a "player", so although this Xu Ziyi looks like a human being, is he really a human being?
If you don't even know what's going on, and you rashly go to the other party to lift the table, are you looking for death?
After Huang Xiaoshi figured out the cause and effect, cold sweat slid down his face. Then, Huang Xiaoshi turned in a direction and walked towards his Shennong Baicao Gate.
"i want to play a game"
Huang Xiaoshi is now the poor player who can't help himself. If he wants to survive, he has to play according to the rules given by others.
If you don’t have enough chips, or don’t even know what the current basic situation is, you just try to break the rules at will. Lao Zhang’s family is a bloody example.
