Chapter 144 I can't do it anymore, hey, I can do it again!
"Program team, where's the foreshadowing? Where's the design? What about Fang Xiu's failure?"
"That's it? At least we have to have a battle with Fang Xiu. What kind of soul palace venerable, died in just one minute?"
"Although I know that the show crew didn't do it on purpose, if this continues, who would dare to act opposite Fang Xiu? From now on, I'll have to use bionic men as my substitute!"
"Bionic man? The low-end ones are so cheap. I have saved more than a dozen categories, such as serving tea, water, and heating the bed. The high-end combat-oriented ones are ridiculously expensive. Those who can fight Fang Xiu in two moves, I'm afraid The price is sky-high!”
"No doubt the boss upstairs, the student party saved half a year's breakfast money and only got a second-hand one!"
"Rumors say, the replacements appearing this time are all from the First Star Circle. Although the scale is not large, it is also a registered regular employment group!"
"Fang Xiu's strength may have reached the level of a chapter leader!"
"It's terrifying. A reality show has been on the air for more than 20 days, and it has created a Space Marine Chapter Leader? The program team has a unique vision!"
"Haha, I thought that the frozen man from three hundred years ago was easy to deal with, but it turned out to be even worse. Three hundred years ago, it was the era before the catastrophe. The ancestors of the religious program team were such good people!"
The tragic plot of the Lin Mansion, which the program crew had high hopes for, ended with Fang Xiu's absolute crushing.
Compared with previous programs, the only improvement was that Fang Xiu was imprisoned for less than half a minute.
Until Fang Xiu landed, Fang Xiu's lifelong enemy, who was making a strong return in the trailer, was not even seen, which is really a bit baffling.
However, the big plot of Beijia Lake is about to begin, and Fang Xiu will start absconding to practice training again. The audience is still full of expectations for the development of the subsequent plot.
After all, once Fang Xiu escapes, the program team will be busy again!
"Where is Lin Xian? Why is this guy late again? I must completely ban him this time, no matter what anyone says, it won't work!"
In the program headquarters, Chen Yimou looked at the mercenaries running away on the screen, his face ashen.
If Lin Xian could appear on time, turn the tide and repel the remnants of the Soul Palace within half a minute of Fang Xiu being charged, then with Fang Xiu's evasive character, he would definitely not take action.
Jason will not be disabled, nor will dozens of mercenaries.
The program crew also does not have to pay huge medical expenses and compensation.
"Director Chen, according to the positioning information, Lin Xian arrived at Crater 8 two minutes ago, but I don't know what happened. He keeps running in circles!"
A staff member in charge of information processing raised his hand and said with some hesitation: "According to the system monitoring data, Lin Xian's mood fluctuated greatly during this period, and he was irritable and incompetent. Moreover, the weight of his equipment decreased intermittently. It weighs about one or two kilograms!"
"One or two kilograms? Still decreasing intermittently!"
Chen Yimou's face is full of black question marks.
The prop team prepared for Lin Xian's appearance. The lightest one weighed more than ten kilograms.
Damn it, this guy can't do it from high altitude!
Chen Yimou felt a chill.
Is this worthy of being called a meat idol?
This is simply perfect material for taking the blame!
It will definitely make the front page headlines tomorrow. Not only can it divert attention and reduce the public's attention to Fang Xiu, but it can also take the blame for the program team.
It's not that our planning was bad, it's that Lin Xian got upset midway.
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"Master, you are so seriously injured that you won't be able to recover without half a month of training. How can we, sisters, live like this!"
Inside the crater, there was devastation everywhere, and the screams were loud.
This was the first time since Fang Xiu was reborn that he had seen such a tragic situation.
Nearly half of the Lin Mansion was injured and killed. Without twenty years of rest and recuperation, it would be difficult to return to its former glory.
"Master Wei, three elders, please express your condolences!"
Fang Xiu held up his hands to console him and was about to say goodbye to a few people when suddenly there was a sound in the air, from far to near.
"Ah ah ah, someone come and save me!"
Fang Xiu looked up and saw a figure suddenly flying out of the dark clouds in mid-air. As if he lost his balance, he staggered and fell into the lake.
"Damn ugly bird, you're crazy, you prick my hair whenever we meet!"
Not long after, a figure wearing golden armor and holding a golden spear emerged from the bottom of the lake and swam to the shore, then climbed up the shore using both hands and feet.
"Lin Xian?"
Fang Xiu was a little surprised when he saw the figure floating in the lake.
We haven't seen each other for three days, but Lin Xian is still as good-looking as ever.
He is covered in heavy armor with shining golden light, seal carvings of three mountains and five mountains, and patterns of lakes, seas and rivers. He is extraordinarily brave and has the temperament of a son of the great emperor.
A pair of giant wings spread out on the back, adding a bit of a demonic and sycophantic look.
Of course if the wings have hair.
"I seem to be late?"
Lin Xian wiped the water stains from his face and glanced around blankly.
The remnants of the Soul Palace have long since disappeared, and my father and three aunts, who should have died tragically, are hugging each other without shame.
So, who acted in my play?
Looking at Fang Xiu, who was dressed in a green robe and not stained by mortal world, he gently waved his hand, and dozens of small swords flew back and were put into his cuffs.
Lin Xian looked at the vulgar golden armor on his body again, and felt sad for no reason.
Who are you provoking?
A few hours ago, he was notified by the program team that the follow-up plot of the Lin Mansion could be staged again.
He is also Fang Xiu's lifelong enemy.
Although the risk factor of playing opposite Fang Xiu is getting higher and higher, no matter how miserable it is, it can't be more miserable than not acting at all.
So he rushed over in a hurry wearing the imperial weapon tailor-made for him by the show crew.
Along the way, before the play even started, he was already imagining the scene of his and Zi Yan's life as a young married couple in front of the screen without any shame.
But who would have thought that when the set was just around the corner, he would be caught by a big, featherless bird that appeared out of nowhere. After being knocked unconscious with a few punches, it started to pluck the feathers from its wings behind him.
Eleven out of ten of his look today is due to these wings.
"Junior Brother Lin Xian, there is no need to be too sad. Although the Lin Mansion suffered this disaster, fortunately, Master Wei and the three elders were not seriously injured, and there is still the possibility of getting back on their feet in the future!"
Fang Xiu saw Lin Xian's face was ashen and his eyes were dark and sad, so he couldn't help but step forward and comfort him softly.
"Thank you, Senior Brother Fang, for coming to the rescue!"
When Lin Xian saw Fang Xiu approaching, his spirits perked up slightly.
When Fang Xiu comes, won’t the camera also come?
As long as you can tell the plot settings of your adventure in front of the camera, there may not be a chance that it will be re-written into the plot in the future.
"But Senior Brother Fang may not know that I am no longer what I used to be. Even if Senior Brother didn't take action..."
Lin Xian organized his words and was about to tell about his experiences and his current strength when Fang Xiu, who was standing in front of him, suddenly raised his eyebrows.
"It's that weird bird!"
Fang Xiu originally planned to exchange a few words with Lin Xian and leave, but while Lin Xian was talking, he suddenly noticed a very familiar energy appearing nearby.
A kind of Qi machine that is very similar or even identical to the spiritual energy in his body!
Fang Xiu followed the qi machine and looked through the dull mist above the crater. A sneaky, featherless bird's head just popped out of the clouds, looking at him with a sly look.
"Goo!"
Seeing Fang Xiu's gaze, Bandit Bird's heart skipped a beat, and his "feathers" all over his body seemed to explode.
Bandits like him have an irresistible feeling of fear in their hearts for no reason.
As soon as he shrinks his head, the bandit turns around and runs away!
"Junior Brother Lin Xian, please tell Miss Gu Yu'er for me that she will go back thousands of miles to Heliang, and her old friend will be gone forever. Let her find a good man and marry her."
Fang Xiu patted Lin Xian's shoulder, and before the latter could finish speaking, he rose up with his sword, flew up into the sky, and chased the bandit bird, disappearing in a few dodges.
"Thank God, it's finally finished!"
Fang Xiu moved his sword away, and Wei Kun and the three elders of the Lin family, who hugged each other without shame or tears, immediately separated.
In the dilapidated building, the troupe who was wailing and missing arms and legs calmly sat up, took out the mechanical limbs from the broken bricks and rubble on the side, and installed them on himself.
In each house, young ladies with ragged clothes, exposed skin, and tears on their faces also swayed their waists and walked out happily, discussing whether to have skewers or rice noodles for tonight's supper!
"My acting career, damn it, Fang Xiu Big Bird, ruined my life!"
Lin Xian was about to cry but had no tears, so he became furious and took off the golden armor from his body, and furiously hit it to vent his anger.
The role of the second male lead was originally good, but now it's not as good as the role of an ensemble cast.
swish swish
Not long after Fang Xiu left, several light spots rushed from outside the atmosphere and slowly landed over the crater.
But there are five small manned spacecrafts and a giant battleship that looks like a giant axe.
"This is the Xuanyuan Ax, the advanced airship of the Yanhuang Space Warriors!"
"Strange, why does it appear here? The Yanhuang mothership and the ten main ships, unless they encounter extremely special circumstances, generally speaking will not stay far away from the border of the first star circle!"
The actors were not surprised by the arrival of five small civilian manned spacecrafts. These were the transportation tools used by the program crew to take them back to the actors' base.
But the appearance of the Xuanyuan Ax battleship took everyone by surprise.
The Yanhuang Space Marines, in addition to the Yanhuang Pangu-class mothership, also have ten main battleships second only to the Pangu-class mothership, each named after the top ten ancient artifacts.
The battleship Xuanyuan Ax in front of us is one of them.
"Where is Centurion Qin Xiangyun!"
The Xuanyuan Ax battleship floats in mid-air, its huge size is almost like a small landmass, covering the entire sky, sea and mountains.
A beam of light illuminated the earth, and three tall and burly figures jumped from the battleship.
When the three Yanhuang space warriors landed, the entire crater seemed to tremble, and the calm lake water also rippled slightly.
All the actors present held their breath, not daring to take a breath.
The suffocating oppression brought by the three Yanhuang space warriors was like three mountains pressing on top of the head.
Each of these fully armed space warriors was nearly five meters tall, covered in black armor. A pair of cold and ruthless eyes swept across the armor, looking at the trembling extras, as if watching a group of
Ant.
"Where is Centurion Qin Xiangyun!"
A Yanhuang space warrior snorted coldly, and his voice was like a heavy hammer, hitting everyone's hearts.
"Gudu"
Wei Kun swallowed hard and stretched out his right hand to point in a direction.
Upon seeing this, the Yanhuang space warrior walked straight towards the low building pointed by Wei Kun without even giving a signal to Wei Kun for guidance.
Not long after, when the Yanhuang space warrior appeared again, he held the advanced treatment cabin where Qin Xiangyun was immersed in one hand.
"yes!"
Although Qin Xiangyun was wrapped in the liquid in the treatment cabin and unable to speak, she seemed to have the ability to communicate with the Yanhuang space warriors alone.
The Yanhuang space warrior lowered his head. After listening for a moment, his cold eyes suddenly looked at Lin Xian's position.
"You come back to the ship with me!"
The Yanhuang space warrior looked at Lin Xian.
"ah!"
When Lin Xian was looked at by the Star Warrior, he couldn't help but trembled, and almost peeed out of fear.
"No, no, no, our crew has a boat to pick you up!"
Lin Xian waved his hands in panic. He was frightened.
Although he had always coveted Qin Xiangyun before, when the real Yanhuang Space Warrior stood in front of him, he had long ago thrown away such life-threatening thoughts.
Pick up a space marine?
This is simply because the Chihuahua has fallen in love with the Caucasus, and the whole dog is not even good enough!
"The Centurion has an order. You must follow us. The Centurion will need your cooperation in the plot of Beijia Lake ten days later!"
However, the Space Marine did not give Lin Xian time to react, and walked over directly, holding Lin Xian's waistband like a chicken, jumped up, and flew towards the Xuanyuan Ax main ship.
"ah?"
Lin Xian's mind was in a trance, as if he was in a dream.