Chapter 422 Fang Xiu: Then I will be your golden finger!
"I can't bear it anymore, Buddha forgives me, I'm going to go on a killing spree!"
On the Xinpan Peak, the little monk Wuxin clenched his fists, making a crackling sound, and the whole body was filled with golden light, like a Vajra Arhat who was about to walk down the Lingshan Mountain to subdue demons.
Fang Xiu had no doubt that this little guy would smash the program crew's live broadcast ship to pieces with a slap, and even stuff Chen Yimou's head in the toilet, kick it into the universe, and create a floating work of art.
But if that’s all, the program team is too cheap!
"Wu Xin, don't be impulsive yet!"
Fang Xiu grabbed the little monk who was about to rise into the sky, smiling broadly.
"Fang Xiu, you have changed. You are no longer the Fang Xiu who dared to face thousands of battleships alone three years ago without retreating!"
The little monk Wu Xin struggled hard but couldn't break free from Fang Xiu's imprisonment. He couldn't help shouting in disappointment: "Can you just tolerate this tone? They are not just teasing one person, but humiliating a nation and a country."
culture and dignity!”
"So, by blowing up the live broadcast spaceship, can you get rid of the bad anger in your heart?" Fang Xiu smiled and said: "Although this can vent your anger, for those who are the initiators, this punishment is too light!"
"I will break them all into pieces!"
The little monk Wu Xin put his hands together, and after atoning for the Buddha, he said harshly: "Let them scream and scream in agony!"
"I agree with you!"
Fang Xiu pointed to the surrounding stone statues and said, "But before that, do we have to give them the same feedback?"
"Same feedback?"
Wu Xin was startled and completely puzzled.
"They want to humiliate us spiritually and culturally. Is it enough for us to just repay physical pain?"
"You want to change the statues in the Free Alliance culture to look ugly?" the young monk Wu Xin thought thoughtfully.
"Why would I use such clumsy means!"
Fang Xiu took the young monk and walked down the mountain. As he walked, he said: "Based on my speculation about the Freedom Alliance and my understanding of Chen Yimou, their manipulation of the stone statues is just for appearance and atmosphere. The real purpose is to pass
The protagonist of the reality show was teased, humiliated, manipulated and controlled by mental hypnosis, causing him to lose his faith in Eastern civilization and spiritual practice system, and turn to another cultural system represented by the Free Alliance, thereby completely belittling Eastern civilization and belittling him.
The ultimate goal of the High Freedom Alliance civilization is to brainwash more people!"
“A deep cultural and spiritual invasion!”
Wu Xin suddenly realized and said: "So you have to change the fate of the protagonist of the reality show, just like you did in G36 before, using facts to rectify Dongfang's name in front of the entire Freedom Alliance audience!"
"Well, the program team is aloof, like gods who control everything, but I don't want them to succeed. I will even use their hands to make them suffer the consequences. First, they will be mentally shocked, and finally, they will be physically tortured. Nothing is missing. Everything is necessary.
Make sure they have enough to eat!”
Fang Xiu said: "But before that, I have to confirm what is going on with the protagonist of this reality show!"
"Do you suspect that the protagonist is not who the show team advertises?" Wu Xin nodded and said, "You really need to distinguish it carefully!"
"Put on these clothes!"
Fang Xiu took out a robe of an outer apprentice disciple of the Xuantian Haozong from the Qiankun bag. According to Wu Xin's figure, he tore off the excess fabric with his hands, and gently pinched the joints of the robe with his fingers. A faint light flickered between his fingers.
, the fabric looks like it has been knitted, turning into a children's version of the outer disciple's uniform.
"Hey, luckily for this reality show, even the costumes have been changed, otherwise I would have to steal...get a Taoist robe!"
Wu Xin took it and put it on quickly. Except for the bald ladle, he really looked like a little Taoist priest.
"Put this on, otherwise it will be like being bald when you were young!"
Fang Xiu exchanged another disguise wig from the system mall and put it on the little monk's head.
"Fang Xiu, your mouth is as poisonous as your people!"
The young monk Wu Xin was very dissatisfied and raised his fists in protest. After following Fang Xiu for a few days, the young monk unknowingly became a lot more violent.
The two of them walked down the Xinpan Peak, crossed the Tongtian Bridge, and came to the Nine Gardens of the Medicine Garden of the Department of Eternal Medicine and Dietary Medicine. This is where the protagonist of "If I Can Become an Immortal, I Lose" returns after the start.
The same outer sect elixir diet department, the same medicinal garden Jiuyuan.
The only difference is that the protagonist here has a reclusive master who has a burning gaze and loves his disciples like a son!
"Master, not long ago, I noticed that the spiritual energy of heaven and earth seemed to have increased a bit. Not only was my speed faster during practice, but the faint sense of oppression from heaven and earth was also much lighter!"
Fang Xiu and Wu Xin walked into the Nine Gardens of Medicine Garden. According to the information about the reality show Me on the news, they quickly found the small courtyard of the protagonist Xiao Fan, and a deep and thick voice came from inside.
Fang Xiu and the young monk Wu Xin were sitting on the stone steps not far from the courtyard. Their consciousness flashed and instantly enveloped the entire courtyard.
In the courtyard, a burly young man with dark skin, thick eyebrows and big eyes sat cross-legged on a stone table. The spiritual energy in his body was running weakly. The area about 36 centimeters long on his back was constantly absorbing the spiritual energy of the surrounding world.
Wu Xin nodded and said: "With normal cultivation, the limit is the true infant. No matter how high the sixth-grade spiritual root is, it cannot support it, unless he can find a high-grade pseudo-spiritual root to complete the five elements!"
"Spiritual roots are not important!" Fang Xiu shook his head.
"Hahaha, otherwise why would I say that you are the proud son of heaven? Not only do you have excellent qualifications, you are one among a million, you are reborn in the great world, your future is limitless, and you are just around the corner to become an immortal and attain enlightenment!"
In the courtyard, an old man with gray hair and a childlike face stood not far away holding a fly whisk.
He was dressed in a white Taoist robe that was fluttering in the wind. He had an indescribable celestial demeanor. His eyes were as bright as a torch, as innocent as a baby, and the look he looked at Xiao Fan was full of the kindness that a father looks at his son.
The love in her eyes is rich, lingering and heavy, and she looks like she likes wherever she looks.
Genuine acting power.
"Master, you always say that I am the proud son of heaven, but since I was born, I have always thought that I am stupid and not as smart as other children of the same age. My teachers always say that my brain is slow!"
Xiao Fan stopped practicing and sighed slightly. Although this kind of treatment and feeling of being regarded as a top genius by his master was what he had always dreamed of since he was a child, but since he "travelled", he has really been in this situation.
On the contrary, I felt very uneasy.
I always feel like I'm not worthy, and I always feel that it's hard to even be considered ordinary.
Even in this small outer gate medicine garden, Jiuyuan, every fellow disciple is far superior to me in terms of stature, appearance, temperament, and agility.
"Disciple, shut up!"
Before Xiao Fan could finish speaking, Li Xundao, who had always had a kind face, suddenly shouted loudly, interrupting Xiao Fan's self-examination. Li Xundao's voice was stern, and he could not tolerate disobedience and said: "I won't allow you to belittle yourself like this. You must always
Remember that you are truly the proud son of heaven, and there are many wise and foolish people in this world. It’s not that your brain is slow to react, it’s just that your intelligence is different!”
"Master, I really don't find anything different about myself!"
Xiao Fan opened his eyes wide and blinked, then looked down at himself, his eyes slightly confused, and his face said I don't believe it, I have a bit of inferiority complex.
"Ahem, cough, evil disciple, do you want to make me angry to death?"
Li Xundao's face suddenly changed, and he was panting violently with emotion, like an old man in the evening who had been dying for a long time and whose vitality was about to die.
He shook his body and kept falling back, and finally he weakly leaned against the wall of the house. His eyes showed a look of sadness and self-pity, and he cried: "How pitiful God, I thought I would finally find an inheritance in my old age."
The supreme genius in my mantle will not only continue my inheritance of the Nine Transformations of the Divine Silkworm, but also hope to avenge my bloody revenge, woo woo woo!”
"Master, don't be angry. It's my disciple who is useless and my disciple is wrong!"
Xiao Fan was shocked and jumped down from the stone table. He knelt down in front of Li Xundao in a few steps. He supported the trembling old artist with a pair of thick arms and reproached himself anxiously: "Disciple will definitely remember this."
Master's teachings, if you become more confident, you will definitely help Master to avenge his hatred and let the evildoers be punished. After all, I used to be bullied by the school...sect!"
"Why!"
Li Xundao looked at the young man in front of him who was almost crying. He patted the young man's shoulder helplessly and helplessly, stood up tremblingly, put his hands behind his back, and walked out of the small courtyard with a sigh.
This time he wasn't pretending, he was really worried!
If Xiao Fan cannot become confident and becomes domineering and arrogant, how can he complete the task given to him by Chen Yimou, and how can he achieve the program effects that Chen Yimou and the Freedom Alliance need!
"I really miss Fang Xiu. Although that kid was vicious and scary, he was confident!"
Li Xundao walked out of the small courtyard and walked down the mountain along the bluestone path.
In order to make the program realistic, and to avoid Fang Xiu discovering flaws in the program, the show was done well. He is now an old man with no cultivation.
"Hey, these two people look at each other, are they part of some plot arranged by the program team?"
When passing by Fang Xiu and Wu Xin, Li Xundao slowed down his pace slightly and gave them a strange look.
"Disciple pays homage to the elder!"
Fang Xiu poked Wu Xin on the side, stood up, and bowed to Li Xundao in a dignified manner.
"It's okay, the camera can't capture it here, so that's pretty much it!" Li Xundao waved his hand covertly and continued walking down the mountain.
"Grandpa, let me help you cross the road!"
The young monk Wu Xin cleverly stepped forward and lifted one of Li Xundao's arms. His innocent little face was filled with an innocent smile that respected the elderly and loved the young.
"Oh, not many children are so polite nowadays!"
Li Xundao was a little surprised, but also very pleased. The figures of the old man and the young man quickly disappeared from sight.
"I let Master down again!"
In the small courtyard, Xiao Fan sat down on the ground, picked up a weed from the ground and put it in his mouth, his face full of melancholy and self-blame.
More than 290 years ago, he earned a meager tuition by leading several explorers to climb the First Peak. However, he suddenly encountered an avalanche and his consciousness fell into silence. When he woke up again, he appeared in this strange cultivator.
world.
Xiao Fan was sad that he could not see his relatives again, and almost lost the courage to live, until Li Xundao appeared, lighting up his way forward like a beam of light, giving him warmth and direction, and of course the unpredictable cultivation techniques.
!
Although Li Xundao has affirmed to him countless times that you, Xiao Fan, are a rare genius, the pride of heaven, and the leader of heaven and earth. He has indeed gained cultivation and realm through practice.
According to the standards of cultivation in this world, after two months of cultivation, he was already a genuine minor cultivator at the late second level of Qi Refining.
Xiao Fan also read something in his previous life. Ordinary people need to practice for at least one or two years at the first level of Qi refining. Just like that one about cultivating immortals, the protagonist has a small bottle and has been practicing for a long time.
It only took him two months to reach the late stage of the second level of Qi Refining, and he was only one step away from the third level!
But for some reason, he just didn't have any confidence at all.
It’s not just the situation and encounters in his previous life, nor is it just his understanding of his own IQ and understanding, the more important reason is that he doesn’t seem to have a golden finger of his own!
Although Li Xundao can be regarded as a kind of grandfather to a certain extent, he will also arrange magic circles for him to induce the gathering of spiritual energy from heaven and earth, doubling the effect of his cultivation.
But Xiao Fan always felt that this was at most a martial arts adventure, not a fairy tale's golden finger.
In any fairy tale, the protagonist's golden fingers and background are much stronger than this.
The kind of person I am, at most a supporting role, not the main supporting role!
To put it bluntly, he feels that he is just a stepping stone at most, and he may not be stepped on by the protagonist one day.
Therefore, in response to his master's admonitions, he could never convince himself that he was truly a genius, the protagonist of his life, and the master of all things.
He really loves Master and doesn’t want Master to be disappointed, but he just can’t do it!
Not to mention that Li Xundao demanded that he be arrogant, domineering and assertive.
"If I can have a golden finger, I will definitely do what Master expects. I will definitely do it, I swear!"
Xiao Fan clenched his fists and sighed heavily.
But is there really a so-called golden finger in this world?
Hope so.
But after all, he is in the real world, so how can he believe the things in his mind to be true?
"He really is from the same era as me!"
Fang Xiu took back part of his consciousness and was slightly surprised.
He originally thought that Xiao Fan was an actor arranged by the Freedom Alliance and the program team, but he didn't expect that he was actually a frozen man.
But unlike Fang Xiu, Xiao Fan was naturally frozen and was frozen under the snow-capped mountains.
"Although this guy is a bit stubborn, his nature is not bad and his mind is quite clear. He has not easily lost himself because of Li Xundao's temptation!"
Fang Xiu's spiritual consciousness was powerful and his soul power was surging, far beyond the realm of his body. As Xiao Fan was pondering, he unknowingly penetrated into his mind, captured all the thoughts in his mind, and gained some understanding.
"In that case, I will be your golden finger!"
Fang Xiu suddenly smiled: "Don't the Freedom Alliance and the program team want you to be arrogant, domineering, strong and brave? I will help them achieve their wishes!"