Chapter 89 I can't help it, I'm going to burst out laughing!
"ah!"
The shrill screams, accompanied by the shining light of electricity, sounded at the same time.
Lie Mengshan almost didn't have time to be shocked that Fang Xiu was holding a ball of lightning in his hand, and his whole body was numb and exploded.
Thousands of volts of voltage are rushing through, and the feeling is difficult to describe in words unless one has personally experienced electrotherapy.
But the undulating waves of Liemeng Mountain mixed with the trembling electronic music and the body exuding the aroma of burnt lake meat are enough to explain everything.
"Fang Xiu, I am your great-grandfather!"
In Lie Hongshan's heart, he roared incompetently.
The violent electric current passed through him, and before he could recover from the double impact of sharp pain and rising to the sky, Fang Xiu's stormy fists had already hit him intensively.
"The ultimate wrath of heaven!"
The punches were like a torrential rain, and Fang Xiu fully demonstrated the viciousness and viciousness of Zongti Boxing.
Every punch that falls is the most painful and fragile node of the human body.
Liemeng Mountain lost its perception of pain almost instantly. It was like a canoe in the angry sea, drifting with the current, being hit by the waves, thrown up, and crushed to pieces.
There is only one thought in my mind, which keeps lingering.
My disability standard should be able to meet the program team's highest compensation standard.
After getting a huge amount of money.
Happy wedding to my girlfriend and agent!
"After all, I'm not a professional in competitive sports. I have no sense of fighting at all!"
Liefenwu stuck his butt out. Although he couldn't see the fighting scene, he felt very comfortable just hearing Liefenshan's screams.
However, there is also a little regret.
If he had originally chosen the role of Liefenshan, today might be the time for him to show off his power and become famous.
It’s a pity that there is no if!
"Peng"
A hundred steps away, Fang Xiu raised his last fist and punched Lie Mengshan, who was as limp as a face pocket, several hundred meters away and fell heavily into the dust.
"You should die this time!"
Fang Xiu wiped his forehead and let out a long sigh of relief.
This is probably one of the few times since he started practicing formally that he has sweated due to excessive physical exertion.
Walking to Lie Feng Shan's side, Fang Xiu stretched out his hand to check Lie Feng Shan's mouth, nose and pulse.
Lifeless and lifeless.
"I actually killed Xiu!"
Fang Xiu also sighed a little.
As cowardly as he is, now he has to stain his hands with blood.
The world of cultivation is really a big dye vat!
After dragging Liefushan's "corpse" up, Fang Xiu walked back to the bone pile.
Killing, silencing, destroying corpses and eradicating evidence are all indispensable.
It is really difficult to distinguish the physical body of the Jindan realm, and there are countless Xibo Mansion cavalry appearing near the Hancang Mountains.
Fang Xiu decided to use the simplest method, dig a hole and fill it in!
Throwing Liefeng Mountain next to Liefenwu, Fang Xiu picked up the Black Hidden Sword and began to dig a hole, digging four to five meters deep in a short time.
But this is not enough. After all, this is a world of cultivation.
A monk in the foundation building stage can penetrate hundreds of meters underground with just one spiritual scan.
To be on the safe side, the deeper the pit, the better.
"My brother was beaten so badly!"
Lierengwu's climb took too long and he couldn't help but move a little. He moved very gently and slowly raised his head, and saw the Liereng Mountain that Fang Xiu had thrown in front of him.
Good guy!
Even Liefenwu, who had always been resistant to playing basketball, felt a little sad after seeing the tragic situation in Liefenshan.
At this time, Lie Fengwu still had a majestic and majestic image.
His whole body was useless, and he still smelled of barbecued meat. His eyes were empty and lifeless, with no emotion at all.
Seeing Lie Feng Wu looking up at him with a look of gloating in his eyes, Lie Feng Shan could no longer maintain his composure of "pretending to be dead".
It was like the last straw that broke the camel's back. For a man as strong as Liefengshan, tears flowed down without hesitation.
Feelings of grievance and grief filled Lie Fenshan's mind and chest.
He wanted to cry loudly, but in order to hold on to his last bit of life, he waited for the program crew to rescue him.
Liefenshan gritted his teeth and forced himself not to cry.
Otherwise, if he is beaten severely by Fang Xiu, no matter how good the medical technology is, he will not be able to save him.
But the expression is very ferocious and miserable!
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Looking at Liefenshan with messy hair like a genuine Feige, Liefenwu pressed his mouth firmly to the ground.
As a professional actor, under normal circumstances, he would not laugh.
Unless you can't help it.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Lie Fengwu endured it very hard, but based on the self-qualification of an actor, he finally resisted speaking out.
only.
Because his emotions were too strong, his whole body was shaking uncontrollably, and his flesh was undulating.
"Well"
Li Xundao opened his eyes wide, dug his hands into the soil, and held on to the ground tightly.
In view of the previous "dead transformation" experience, Li Xundao conducted cruel and strict training on himself after returning to the actor's base, ensuring that next time he would never speak out because of physical pain.
But he never expected that Fang Xiu would throw him behind Lie Fengwu.
Seeing Lie Fengwu's butt shaking constantly due to trembling, Li Xundao was about to collapse.
Although I don’t know why Lie Fengwu became so excited, he faced this thing at close range.
It is difficult for him to control his emotions.
sorry.
I couldn't help it anymore and was about to burst out laughing.
Li Xundao bit his lip and was still making the final struggle.
Ke Lie's ferocious body was still trembling, and it was getting more and more violent.
In the end, because the tremors were so violent, the two objects collided with each other, making an indescribable sound.
Li Xundao almost subconsciously thought of some scene, tilted his mouth, and finally couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.
"Hahaha, damn..."
Li Xundao laughed loudly, completely despairing!
"Elder Li is alive!"
Fang Xiu, who was still working hard to dig the hole, heard the laughter coming from the hole, and his heart moved.
He quickly jumped back to the ground and saw Li Xundao lying on the ground, with sad and angry eyes and a wild smile.
"Why am I alive again!"
Li Xundao looked at Lie Fengwu who suddenly stopped shaking, laughing and crying at the same time.
Thinking of the inevitable retribution, the petty-minded Chen Yimou would never let go of his comeback.
Li Xundao had mixed feelings.
Sorry for the upcoming plot.
"Elder Li, a dead person cannot be resurrected, please show your condolences and obey me!"
Fang Xiu stepped forward and softly comforted him.
"Fang Xiu, I hate you so much, why am I so useless!"
Li Xundao cried even more sadly when he heard that people could not be resurrected after death.
"Li Pi is really howling. Hurry up and bring Lie Feng Wu and Lie Feng Shan back to the actor's base. If you are a few minutes late, I will have to pay Lie Feng Shan's funeral expenses and death compensation!"
In the invisible headset, Chen Yimou's roar almost deafened Li Xundao's ears.
"Fang Xiu, you saved me several times and were so kind and kind that Li Xundao will never forget it even if he is a ghost!"
Li Xundao wiped the tears on his face and sat up from the ground.
He grabbed Lierengshan and Lierengwu, stretched his body, and jumped into the sky.
"Xiao Shanzi and Xiao Wuzi are both my descendants. I will send them back to the cemetery of the Liehe clan for burial. Fang Xiu, we are destined to meet again!"
As soon as he finished speaking, his complicated mood turned into a stream of light and disappeared into the vast night sky in a few moments.
"The Nine Transformations of the Divine Silkworm is truly the world's most powerful magical power. Not only can the dead be resurrected, but injuries within the body can also be healed immediately!"
Fang Xiu watched Li Xundao leave.
He secretly decided in his heart that he must advance to the Golden Core Realm as soon as possible and find Li Xundao to learn this magical skill that would make death difficult.
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