Chapter 24 I can’t hear the sound even if I’m spanked
Author: Shuanghuo Qingtian
Chapter 24 I can’t hear the sound even if I’m spanked
The ‘Quality Single Man in Shishi/185/18’ is naturally Zhang Beixing.
He saw the message from ‘Don’t like coriander’.
When the corners of the mouth are raised, a 45-degree Dragon King evil smile will appear.
But thinking that smiling like that might make my face cramp and get beaten, I decided not to do that.
He just replied lightly: "Are you in a hurry?"
"ah!!!"
In the Taekwondo club, when Chen Rourou saw these two words, she immediately howled like a marmot!
It was only two words, but the psychological trauma it brought to her was greater than all the previous words combined!
She raised her hand and subconsciously smashed the phone.
But when I saw the look on my best friend's side who looked distressed but didn't dare to stop me, I finally took control.
She sniffed, forced to stop her tears, and typed: "Yes, I'm just anxious, just tell me whether you dare to come!"
Quality single man in Shishi/185/18: "Oh, what am I afraid of? Time and place!"
Don’t like coriander: “Yuhua Expressway Intersection, 7pm!”
Quality single men in Shishi/185/18: "."
Quality single man in Shishi/185/18: "What's your second stroke?"
Don’t like coriander: “Why are you still cursing others?”
Shishi single man/185/18: "Nonsense, we have a date at the intersection of Yuhua Expressway, it's still seven o'clock in the evening, you want to get involved, I don't want to, let's do this, let me tell you, tomorrow at five o'clock in the afternoon, Shike University
See you in the woods, do you have any questions?"
This location was not just mentioned casually, but was decided upon by Zhang Beixing after careful consideration.
Shi'an University of Science and Technology is his home court, and the grove of Shi'an University of Science and Technology is his home court among his home courts!
The other party is most likely a member of society, that is, an outsider. When he entered the woods of Shike University, Zhang Beixing was able to use his familiarity with the terrain to trick the other party around.
Furthermore, even if you don’t give up 10,000 yuan, Zhang Beixing really can’t beat him when the time comes, so you can still win over him, since they are all classmates anyway!
He has the right time, right place, and right people!
Unless his surname is Jiang, otherwise, the advantage lies with him!
Don’t like coriander: “Okay, then I’ll see you in Shike’s forest!”
After posting this sentence, her profile picture went dark, obviously she was offline.
When Zhang Beixing saw that he actually agreed, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.
So reckless and so stunned, coupled with the other person's previous confused speech as a human being.
Suddenly, the image of an 18-year-old cerebral palsy young man with tumors on both shoulders and tattoos, a Rick 5 in his left hand, and a basketball in his right hand, who usually likes rap, was introduced to his eyes.
"SB!"
Shaking his head, he shook this shocking scene out of his mind.
Zhang Beixing made a comment and then continued to comment.
However, after a long time of browsing, the suggestions that came out were either extremely outrageous or too outrageous to be completed.
Either the strength is too weak and it is not included in the system at all.
Or maybe the difficulty is too low and the rewards are too few.
Zhang Beixing stared at the suggestion panel for a long time.
It was finally discovered.
You can do it yourself, and the rewards are quite generous.
It seems that there are only those weight-bearing exercises.
"Damn, what a crime, what else can I do? Buy it!"
Realizing this, Zhang Beixing sighed, then opened Goudong and started shopping on it.
This weight-bearing suit is quite expensive.
One set would cost him 400 yuan.
I looked at my bank balance and only had a few hundred left.
Zhang Beixing sighed, thinking that he would make money.
Otherwise, let alone exercise, his survival would be a problem.
"It's hard to be a man, it's hard to be a human being."
"Being a man during the day is difficult to be a man at night"
Humming to a 13-year-old song, Zhang Beixing put his cell phone in his pocket and returned to the dormitory.
But I found that there were only two people in the dormitory.
"Where's the old director?"
Zhang Beixing pulled up his chair and sat down, and asked subconsciously.
Zheng Jituo didn't even raise his head and replied: "The women's dormitory is in Building 1, down below 1207. Do you have anything to do with him?"
"It's okay, just asking casually. Speaking of which, he has been licking his goddess for three years and he hasn't licked her yet?"
Zhang Beixing asked while turning on the computer.
"No, but in the past three years, he has let the whole school know that there is a dog tied under 1207." Jin Linyu agreed.
It was at this time.
"Bang!"
The dormitory door that had just been closed by Zhang Beixing was pushed open, and Dong Guoning walked in, his face full of excitement: "Brothers, brothers, big news, big news!"
"What? Does your goddess agree with you?" Zhang Beixing lit a mosquito coil.
Today he had a big breakthrough, so he can indulge a little bit.
Dong Guoning's face suddenly stiffened when he heard that: "That's not the case."
"What big news is that?" Zhang Beixing asked next.
Dong Guoning's face showed excitement again: "School beauty, do you know that very violent school beauty? Chen Rourou, she cried today. I met her when I came back today, and her eye circles were red and swollen!"
After saying this, he looked at the three of them expectantly.
He looked like he was about to ask me something.
But they found that the three of them were expressionless and very calm, and they all said in unison: "Ouch!"
Dong Guoning: "???"
He froze on the spot and said that something was not quite right about the script.
"Aren't you curious?" He looked puzzled.
Zhang Beixing heard this and looked up at him: "Why are you curious?"
This logic of Lao Dong is very strange.
Just cry if the other person cries, what does it have to do with him?
The two have nothing to do with each other on weekdays.
You can't comfort someone just because you're unfamiliar with someone of the opposite sex, right?
Does that mean that the other party is pregnant, and you still want to go over and be the father of her child?
Even if the school belle was spanked, she wouldn't even hear a sound, so she was so concerned about her.
…
"But...but that is one of the most beautiful girls in our Shike University, and she is also very irritable. She is a little pepper, and now she is crying, crying!"
"so what?"
"so."
Dong Guoning suddenly froze on the spot, and his brain began to work rapidly.
So what's going on?
Seeing that he is already connected to the Malphite Global Sharing Network.
Zhang Beixing took a breath of smoke.
I didn't dwell on this matter any further.
Just asked him if he wanted to play games.
Only then did Dong Guoning come to his senses and quickly nodded to express his intention to fight.
In this way, the four people of 203 started the long-lost four rows.
It lasted until eleven o'clock in the evening.
"Defeat!"
A solemn female voice came from the headphones.
Zhang Beixing's frantically operating hands stopped and he froze on the chair like a sculpture.
After a while, he moved.
I lit a cigarette, then silently turned on Kugou and turned up the volume of my headphones.
At the same time, Zheng Jituo and the other three also took off their headphones and looked at Zhang Beixing.
Then
"I fucked you, what are you playing with?"
"What the fuck, ***!"
"Old Zhang, who the hell did you learn this from? Play B Kun Kun, don't go to the jungle, go to the bottom lane to support, hit the person next to me with a pestle, stick your head out, I *****!"
Almost instantly, Cybertronian language, telegraph sounds, and allegro sounds filled the entire dormitory.
Fortunately, we are surrounded by old neighbors.
I have long been familiar with their situation, but no one has knocked on the door to accuse them of disturbing the residents.
Zhang Beixing is very puzzled now.
Something is wrong, 12 out of 10 is wrong!
It's obvious that he has practiced a lot, but Yue's boxing skills are still relatively small.
According to what is written in the novel, if he goes to play games now, it will be purely a dimensionality reduction attack. Even Da Fei will be slapped twice when he comes.
But reality.
The dish dog is still the same dish dog, nothing has changed.
"Is it possible that all my gaming talents have been put into exercise?"
Smoking a cigarette and listening to the deafening songs, Zhang Beixing felt that it was possible.
And when I think about exercise.
He just thought about the date he had with someone in the afternoon.
So he took off his headphones and made a pause gesture.
Looking at Zheng Jituo and others, he said: "Brothers, I want to ask you something. What if I say, I mean! I have a date with someone outside the school tomorrow, will you help me support it?"