88. Chapter 87 Just two sentences and my CPU will be destroyed.
Author: Shuanghuo Qingtian
Chapter 87 Just two sentences and it will kill my CPU.
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
Looking at the serious Zhang Beixing, Liu Yi looked confused.
Hubao Leiyin playing DJ??
A hidden weapon can take someone’s head a thousand meters away??
See if this is human language!
Why don't you step on your left foot and your right foot and go straight to the sky?
At this moment, he desperately wanted to open Zhang Beixing's head.
See what's going on in his head.
Only then can he say such illogical and outrageous things.
"That's the literal meaning. Don't you think it's embarrassing?"
Zhang Beixing asked rhetorically.
See him like this.
Liu Yi's expression returned to calm.
Based on his understanding of Zhang Beixing, this kid is completely out of his mind right now.
Coincidentally, as Zhang Beixing's teacher.
Liu Yi is really good at dealing with this situation!
Silently he put down his chopsticks and raised his palms.
Seeing Liu Yi's behavior, Zhang Beixing felt that the word "danger" appeared in his head.
Zhang Beixing is still waiting for his reaction.
"call--"
A strong gust of wind came across the surface.
The big hand of the cattail leaf fan carried an irresistible and unavoidable force, and with lightning speed, it passed by Zhang Beixing's ear at a forty-five-degree angle, downwards and upwards.
However, Zhang Beixing is no longer what he used to be, and he avoided it quickly.
I just wanted to complain but felt bad, so I honestly stopped talking, lowered my head and continued to think about the suggested things.
Liu Yi was also a little surprised. He didn't expect Zhang Beixing to react so quickly.
He was a bit worried about saving face, but Liu Yi couldn't bully the weak, so he could only pretend to be nonchalant and add a piece of pot-roasted pork to him.
"eat!"
"Ouch!"
Zhang Beixing replied.
Then he held the bowl and continued eating.
Liu Yi sat there and ate by himself, occasionally putting two pieces of meat on Zhang Beixing's plate.
The two of them were silent for seven or eight minutes.
Liu Yi took a chopstick of pickled cabbage and white meat and put it into Zhang Beixing's bowl.
Then he looked at Zhang Beixing and asked: "How is your practice of Baduanjin going? Is it effective?"
"I was just getting ready to practice and you sent me this message."
Zhang Beixing said honestly, and then took the piece of pickled cabbage and white meat and the rice into his mouth.
"Ouch"
Liu Yi responded.
Then fell into silence.
Mainly because he really didn't know what to say.
Let's give Zhang Beixing some martial arts training skills.
Zhang Beixing is almost ready to master Yue's boxing skills, and he is not inferior to his own skills.
Let’s talk about Yue Po’s three armies.
The other party has also learned it.
Damn, look at it like this.
It seems that as a master, I really have nothing to teach.
I have to say yes.
All that's left is his dark power.
But words and deeds are meaningless.
One person practices one method at a time, and can only slowly explore based on his feelings and accumulate it slowly over time.
"Damn, thinking about it this way, it really gives me a headache."
"I can't just become this brat's master and then turn around and have to teach him everything!"
"If that's the case, I might as well not have accepted him as my disciple in the first place."
"Tsk, why don't you practice his actual combat skills?"
"Yes! I remember that this kid hasn't had much actual combat experience since he started practicing martial arts. This is not good. If he fights against others in the future, he will suffer a big loss!"
Liu Yi's eyes lit up and he looked at Zhang Beixing, already having a plan in his mind.
Noticing his gaze, Zhang Beixing raised his eyebrows slightly.
Although it's a bit rude to say this.
But...why does it always feel like this old fat guy isn't holding anything back?
Something is wrong.
There is something wrong with 12 out of 10 points!
After Zhang Beixing finished his meal and was sent back to school by Liu Yi.
It's already nine o'clock in the evening.
The world is pitch black, and it is obviously not very realistic to go to the woods and tie wires up at this point.
So Zhang Beixing thought about it and decided to do this for today, and then worry about the steel wire and baduanjin tomorrow.
After all, he didn't get nothing today.
At least I gained 0.5 ability points and the new move Yue Po Sanjun.
Today is also a very hard day!
With this idea in mind.
When Zhang Beixing returned to his dormitory, he found a dozen beer bottles on the ground. Zheng Jituo and Dong Guoning were sitting next to Jin Linyu, who was drinking heavily.
They looked at Jin Linyu with complicated expressions.
Jin Linyu, on the other hand, had a sad expression on his face, looking hopeless.
"What is going on? What happened?"
Zhang Beixing asked.
It's so good, why did you start drinking in the dormitory?
And when you drink, you just drink at a bar. What’s the situation if you don’t say anything after drinking, and you hesitate to talk?
"Oh! Lao Jin, tell Lao Zhang!"
Zheng Jituo patted Jin Linyu on the shoulder and said that he really couldn't say such a thing.
After hearing what he said, Zhang Beixing also took advantage of the situation.
Then Jin Linyu picked up a bottle of beer and took a sip.
Bitter wine enters the throat and causes pain in the heart.
Jin Linyu looked at Zhang Beixing with a bitter look on his face and said: "Old Zhang, you know that I have a girlfriend outside school, right? She really, really chills me!"
"She was cheated on by her best friend, and she cried to me at her leader's house that night, saying that she might as well have married my boyfriend back then."
Zhang Beixing: "??? Damn it, my CPU will be destroyed in just two sentences."
With that said, Zhang Beixing looked at Zheng Jituo and the others: "Apply for Chinese translation."
Dong Guoning: "To be honest, my KFC has been burned down a long time ago."
Zheng Jituo spread his hands and replied with a confused and painful expression: "My brain reported an error. Someone please restart it for me."
…
Chatting with Jin Linyu until late at night, the clueless 203 trio lay on the bed and fell asleep with their hearts filled with confusion and irritation.
The next day, May 10th.
Six o'clock in the morning.
Early in the morning, Master Zhang started working in the woods.
Because the wire has fallen off once before.
In order to prevent the last accident from happening, Zhang Beixing simply took off all the wires.
I replaced two sturdier trees as pillars, stood on the mat, and used tools to tie the steel wires up.
Considering that this will be the main source of my ability points in the future.
This time, Zhang Beixing tied the wire very tightly.
He was stunned to let the steel wire sink into the tree for a centimeter before he stopped.
At the same time, he also put a lot of effort into the buckle to ensure that it would not suddenly fall apart when he stepped on it like last time.
Then I climbed up the tightrope and started today's exercise.
Although this time it's not as easy as the first time.
But I stumbled and worked for an hour.
Zhang Beixing finally punched Yue on the tightrope.
[It is detected that the owner has completed the suggestion: practice martial arts on a tightrope and walk like a dragon]
[The recommended rewards have been distributed, and the current ability points held by the owner are: 5.8]
[Tight wire martial arts training, walking like a dragon progress has been refreshed, the current progress is 0/1]
[Detected that the owner has completed the suggestion: tightrope walking]
[The recommended rewards have been distributed, and the current points held by the owner are: 6.4]
[The tightrope walking progress has been refreshed, the current progress is 4:56/30:00min]
Listen to the system beep.
Zhang Beixing jumped down from the tree and rested while replaying in his mind the Northern Style Baduanjin he saw at Chen's house the day before yesterday.
After trying it several times, I felt that there was no problem.
Zhang Beixing took a deep breath.
Then he stood up, dusted off his butt, and tried to practice the Northern Style Baduanjin.
Because I learned it secretly during the battle.
This resulted in the Northern Style Baduanjin, which Zhang Beixing secretly learned, without any rules at all.
The difficulty of self-study is several times higher than the previous Yue Shi Lian Quan.
After all, there was a boxing manual to refer to for Yue's Lian Quan.
However, Zhang Beixing's mental attributes have reached a terrifying 105, and he is extremely talented.
When I started practicing, I didn’t have any clue.
I can only feel that the practice is not that good, but I asked him to explain specifically what the problem is...
He couldn't tell it.
After thinking for a long time, Zhang Beixing could only come to one conclusion:
"It looks so sloppy!"
As long as Zhang Beixing can see it in detail.
Zhang Beixing might be able to figure out the situation of the Northern School's Baduanjin with his high mental attribute of 105.
But unfortunately, it only happens once.
"How about I talk to Teacher Liu again and ask him to be shameless and take me to Chen's house again?"
"Forget it, forget it, I was able to leave the Chen family safely the day before yesterday because of Teacher Liu's efforts. If I go again this time, with Mr. Chen's behavior, I'm afraid I won't be able to leave without getting engaged.
The main door of the Chen family!"
"Brother, I'm only 21 this year. I haven't reached the legal age for marriage yet. I don't want to fall into the grave of marriage so early!"
"And there are not many people of the right age in the Chen family. Except for Chen Rourou, there are only one left"
"Wait, Chen Rourou?"
Zhang Beixing was stunned for a moment, then ecstatic!
yes!
How could you forget Chen Rourou!
It's really not good for me to go to Chen's house again and ask Mr. Chen to give me the Northern Style Baduanjin.
But just because you can't do it, doesn't mean Chen Rourou can't do it either!
That is Chen Rourou's home, and Mr. Chen is Chen Rourou's biological grandfather.
If Chen Rourou is allowed to film the martial arts training video of the Northern School Baduanjin.
Isn’t this much simpler!
Think about this.
Zhang Beixing also has no ink marks.
He went directly to the karate club to find Chen Rourou.
To be honest, Zhang Beixing was not sure whether Chen Rourou was there.
But he knew that anyone who knew where Chen Rourou was could definitely be found in the karate club.
as expected.
After coming to the karate club, I had a cordial and friendly exchange with the members here.
Not long after, Chen Rourou's cowardly dog figure appeared here.
She stood at the door, watching furtively.
After meeting Zhang Beixing's eyes.
An awkward yet elegant smile appeared on Chen Rourou's face.
Zhang Beixing said: "Coming?"
Chen Rourou replied: "Yeah, uncle is here."
"When you're here, come in and sit down. Why are you standing there? You don't need to call me uncle in school. Your father and I will do our own thing."
"Hey, okay!"
Chen Rourou greeted him hurriedly, and then hurriedly walked into the house and sat opposite Zhang Beixing obediently. Her waist was straight, and she looked like a cute and well-behaved person.
See her like this.
Zhang Beixing nodded with satisfaction, and then waved to other people in the karate club.
This group of people suddenly felt like they were on the receiving end of a general amnesty, and they ran away without caring about any impoliteness.
Even when the last person left, he thoughtfully closed the door for Zhang Beixing so as not to disturb his conversation with Chen Rourou.
Seeing this behavior, Zhang Beixing nodded silently.
Not bad, very dog-legged!
Then he looked at Chen Rourou and said straight to the point: "I need you to help me with something!"