Even though he was a eunuch, he was too filial and the emperor was indulgent. Not only did he die a good death, he also had three wives, four concubines, countless godsons, and countless grandchildren. He had more descendants than when he was emperor.
Just, outrageous.
The patriarch's eyes hurt. He really didn't want to see a certain person with a chubby face and wrinkles being surrounded by many little girls feeding him food and water... If this was his apprentice, he would take him out and give him a few whips.
"It has been three generations, and it is unsightly. If she continues, her Taoist heart will collapse. This time, I will set it up for her!" The patriarch made a decision, and no one could refute it.
He was born as a dog.
Real dogs.
Everyone: ...There is a bit of personal grudge inside.
Su Shan looked at the broken-legged puppy that couldn't compete with other dogs for food. It was slovenly and whimpering. He couldn't stand it any longer.
"Uncle, please put me in, and I'll be a dog too!"
This sacrifice is indeed huge. If the Dragon Clan people were here, they might start a fight right away.
The patriarch did not give him a good look: "Hu Qing has been distracted and erratic over the years, so her state of mind has been unable to break through. Letting her enter the floating life is to let her experience all kinds of things and taste the hardships of life. Hmm, she is lucky, she has been there for three consecutive lives.
Everyone should be a master——"
"It's because you underestimate yourself that you are capable." Su Shan quickly defended.
The patriarch: "If she just wants to practice and become a god, she can just focus on her skills. But when she becomes an emperor, her skills are not the first priority. We have carefully inquired and found that those who are immortal emperors are blessed by heaven and have no bottlenecks in their practice.
, but they have merits and demerits. For thousands or ten thousand years, they will be assessed on their merits and demerits from time to time. If they fail the assessment, they may lose their position or lose their lives. Your dragon clan is so capable, can you avoid her merits and demerits?"
Su Shan choked and defended: "There's no need to be too anxious..."
The patriarch was impatient: "If you can't stand it, go out. We know how to teach my children."
This is about to fall out.
Su Shan Lao calmed down.
The others exchanged looks: He must be the boss.
The patriarch said with a straight face: I am the one who is the bad guy.
The patriarch's manipulations were a bit excessive. The lame puppy died miserably and was eaten by wild dogs...
Su Shan pointed at the picture, his hands trembling, and he was so excited that he couldn't speak. Is this the heart that destroys the Tao?
"Okay, okay, I will make the arrangements this time, and I must be objective and fair."
The heads of the three clans hurriedly spoke out, carefully calculating before taking action, clapped their hands and said with a smile: "I come from a rich family, my parents love me, and I am fat and free. Isn't it a loss to her?"
Everyone nodded. In the picture, a little girl carved in pink and jade is catching Zhou Zhou. She has a gold ingot in her left hand and a silver ingot in her right hand. This is Hu Qing's nature.
On a lively day, in the silence of the night, there was a sudden flash of swords, a fire spread, and shouts of killing and shouting for help came one after another. When the officers and soldiers arrived to put out the fire, there was no one alive in the house, and the little baby girl, who was only one year old, fell to the ground in two pieces.
"..."
The three patriarchs were so embarrassed: "Ahem, as you know, the world in Fusheng is not real and cannot be calculated accurately..."
The fourth clan chief sneered coldly: "Your idea is simply wrong, look at me."
With some spiritual power, in the mountain forest, a female monkey gave birth to a baby monkey. The baby monkey was particularly smart and seemed to have the potential to become the monkey king. Then... he was caught by someone, sent to the dining table, and his skull was opened...
The four patriarchs looked like they were choking.
The five patriarchs slapped the table: "I don't believe it!"
A leopard, its biggest hobby is to bask in the sun and lick the patterns on its body. When licking, it is very particular. The outside is round and the inside is square. It uses its own hair to make a standard copper coin pattern. The world is shocked when it sees it and regards it as auspicious.
, and offered it to the emperor. The emperor was very happy when he saw it, and made it into a money coat...
The five clan leaders covered their faces with one hand. It was really unexpected.
The head of the six clans said: "It seems that the normal way of thinking is not working, we have to do the opposite."
He did the opposite, so Hu Qing was a ghost all his life. Before he could develop his abilities, he was filled by evil spirits...
The seventh patriarch said: "We must give our children the minimum starting conditions."
So Hu Qing can cultivate in this life, a vixen with three hundred years of cultivation. She didn't take her turn to go down the mountain to seduce the pretty scholar. The two sects of heavenly masters fought against each other on the top of her mountain, and the whole den of foxes died.
It becomes a coat again…
Eighth Patriarch: "Hey, I don't believe it!"
Six yuan and the third place, red robe astride a horse, majestic and impressive, rising step by step.
Very good.
Then, the demon concubine deceived the master, and the court was in chaos. The young official scolded the demon concubine for being a fool, and had his heart cut out to make medicine for the demon concubine...
The eight clans had dull expressions on their faces.
The nine patriarchs said: "The environment is not right."
So Hu Qingtuo was born in the water. The little red carp was cute and cute. As long as he jumped over the dragon gate, he would become a dragon.
Is this life okay?
The little red carp was obedient. She probably knew what to avoid and never swam a step toward the shore. She would either be deep in the water or at the bottom of the grass. Even if a good-looking man fell off the boat, she would swim away without even looking at him.
Her fellow tribesmen came ashore and sent back all kinds of good and bad news, but she ignored them all. She devoted herself to the Tao and only hoped to become a dragon.
Then, when she jumped over the Dragon Gate, she was struck to death by a thunderbolt, saying that she had not passed the test of the mortal world and was not qualified...
Everyone:"..."
Su Shan pleaded: "Would it be better if no one took action?"
What is this called experience? This is called talking about how many ways the world can die for you, right?
Okay, okay, no one will interfere.
Yang Tianxiao rolled up the scroll and said in a deep voice: "It's useless for us to do it, so why don't we get down to business."
This is angry.
Forget it, don't watch it if you don't want to, do you think they have nothing to do?
"You go to the Hootou Lingchuan. While Hu Qing is busy, you do what she should do." Yang Tianxiao said to Su Shan.
Su Shan opened his mouth, said yes, and left reluctantly.
Later, Xuan Yao asked: "Where is my mother?"
Su Shan: "We are in class." He nodded to Xudong, "Can you tell me about the situation in the Demon Realm?"
Xudong frowned: "What's there to say in the Demon Realm? If you have strength and a ruthless heart, you can do well. Why don't you come and demonstrate to me the mysteries of your dragon clan. That little bastard Hu Nuan said that my snow-torture storm is not good-looking. I have to
Think about something beautiful and powerful, and let her kneel down and call her grandpa."
Xuan Yao: "Uncle, you are bullying my sister."
Xudong: "Qiao Yu wants to call me Grandpa. Hey, you can also show me your unique secret skills. I'll see if I can change it into something your sister can use."
Under the banner of Hu Nuan, the two of them couldn't refuse, so they had to show it to him.
Xudong is indeed a creative genius. He had an idea after watching it for the first time. After letting them play a few more times, his eyes were dazed and he was mumbling words. He walked with strange steps and almost tripped himself several times. He wandered back to the room to retreat.
Went.
People passing by looked at him, what was going on? Is he drunk or crazy?
"Brother Xudong is the smartest, most talented and most versatile person I have ever met. When I asked him to help me, he just thought about it for a few days and came up with an idea. Later, he even succeeded." Yun Yingtai
Full of admiration, Xudong's wisdom is something that he will never be able to catch up with in this life or the next.