Chapter 5: Being able to do something but not having sex
Author: Twilight Jiarong
Chapter 5: Being able to do something but not having sex
Looking at a tall, majestic wolf-like dog standing in the distance, the man stopped and shouted "Auntie" at the top of his lungs.
Grandma Zhang heard the cry and came out to see who it was.
Seeing her nephew standing there and not daring to come over, she waved and said, "Come over, my dog doesn't bite."
Grandma Zhao, the neighbor who also thought it was her nephew who ran away, added in her mind: Your cat may not be so.
The nephew walked over at a glance, coughing as he walked.
The little Corgi followed behind him, ticking away, lifting his hind legs to pee every few steps, and peeing all the way.
Song Xi was speechless when she saw that there was not even a drop of urine: This dog keeps doing this action even though it has no urine. It looks so vulgar.
Feizhu agreed: Maybe it was the movement of raising his legs in conjunction with the imagination of Yun occupying the territory, and he didn't care whose territory it was.
Although Flying Pig is a human being, he disdains the occupation of territory. But this dog's shameless behavior suddenly activated his territorial awareness.
The nephew walked to the yard, looked at the dog twice, and then looked at the cat a few times. The cat was fat and strong, and I don’t know how it was put together. It was definitely not puffy. It lay there and looked like everyone wanted to ignore it.
Look.
"Gangzi, your cough is not gone yet." Grandma Zhang asked as she led him into the house.
"Aunt, no, cough, cough, no matter how much medicine you take, it won't get better. Some medicines are good for a while, but then they don't work anymore." The nephew said while coughing.
"Let's go in and say, it's cold outside."
The little corgi didn't follow him in, but walked towards the flying pig. This corgi was probably a cross between a corgi and a chihuahua, and was short in stature. He was probably only twenty or thirty centimeters tall, and it walked behind the flying pig with its short legs and limbs.
Then it raised its head and put its nose to the flying pig's butt.
"Pfft!" Song Xi laughed from the side.
The flying pig was also very embarrassed. It kept moving away and changing positions in an attempt to get away from the corgi. The corgi followed closely and kept sniffing him with his nose.
The flying pig couldn't bear it anymore and let out a deep roar to warn it to keep its distance. It roared twice, but Corgi seemed not to hear it.
It is said that the humblest person is invincible, but I didn’t expect that the dog world also has such a strange thing.
"Kick him! Stop him if you can!" Song Xi responded.
"Let me teach you a move, let's see what I do." Song Xi stood up, took a two-step approach, jumped towards Corgi, hugged and threw him, flew his feet in mid-air, kicked forward, and landed. The moment Corgi landed,
, both feet touched its body and kicked out with both legs.
With a sound of "Ouch~", Corgi flew past the courtyard gate and landed outside the courtyard.
Witnessing this scene, the flying pig was dumbfounded by the sudden change. It was not because it was too fast, nor was it because the dog was kicked out of the yard.
But in his impression, Song Xi was still the two-month-old frail kitten.
He always thought that the villagers were exaggerating in order to obtain double compensation. Although Song Xi is now a little stronger, he did not expect that he actually lived up to his name. Life is full of surprises.
At the same time as he screamed, Song Xi slipped into the woodshed.
What Grandma Zhang and her nephew saw when they came out was: the little Corgi kicked its legs on the ground several times and failed to stand up, while the dog was in a daze.
After several efforts, Corgi still stood up. Even though his legs were shaking, he didn't dare to enter the yard anymore. He lay down at the door of the yard to recuperate.
Grandma Zhang and her nephew didn't know what was going on. After seeing that Corgi was fine, they went back into the house to talk.
Song Xi sneaked out sneakily, and Corgi saw that she wanted to run, but her legs didn't obey her, and he looked struggling.
"When did you become so powerful?" Feizhu asked the doubt in his heart.
"Would you like to give it a try? What is it like to experience sudden cardiac arrest?" Song Xi suggested coquettishly.
"Thank you for the invitation." Feizhu refused coldly.
"In addition, that person looked at you unkindly when he came in just now. Remember to take a detour when you see him in the future." Feizhu paused and said, "Red alert."
"Okay, received."
Is the response so hasty? Feizhu sighed imperceptibly.
Two hours later, the nephew got up and left.
When passing by Song Xi, he squatted down and stretched out his hand as a gesture to masturbate.
Song Xi stretched, rolled, and rolled again in perfect staggered motions. She pretended to run and play with the dog, but the cat and the dog left one after another, playing with each other.
The nephew withdrew his gaze and turned around with a smile on his face. "Auntie, this cat looks really good. Can you give it to me? I also want to have a cat, but I haven't found the right one yet."
Grandma Zhang waved her hand and said: "Everything else is easy to say. I have developed feelings for just this cat and dog. I can't bear to let them go. I still hope that they will see me through the end of my life."
"Aunt Liu has a few more at home. If you like them, you can go and ask."
"You are joking," the nephew's eyes darkened. "Then I won't bother you. Dad often talks about you. Come and sit at our house when you have time."
"Okay, go back and tell your dad that I will come over when I have time."
The nephew turned around and left, and kicked Corgi when he passed it. Corgi limped behind him, and he didn't know which leg was injured.
For a long time, Flying Pig was shrouded in Song Xi's powerful shadow. Until the day before New Year's Eve, a stray cat smelled the strong aroma of big fish and meat, and with the heavy snow blocking the mountains, not a single mouse could be seen.
a bird.
Hungry, I wandered near Grandma Zhang’s house.
Grandma Zhang’s house is very lively. Grandma Zhang’s son, daughter, daughter-in-law, husband-in-law, grandchildren, nieces and nephews are all back, and they are all in the house, full of joy. The family is busy preparing the ingredients for the next day’s New Year’s Eve dinner.
The bacon needs to be washed and cut first;
The pork belly needs to be cooked first and then fried in oil. The pork skin needs to be fried until it looks like tiger skin and is crunchy when you bite it. In this way, you only need to steam the salted vegetables and sliced pork belly in a pressure cooker on New Year's Eve.
Otherwise, there will be too many processes to handle.
There are two tables of various main dishes, side dishes and side dishes, with twelve bowls per table.
Grandma Zhang is getting older. In her early years, she was busy preparing several tables of meals for relatives by herself. Now she is no longer busy, and sometimes she even forgets to put in the salt. Her children and grandchildren are also filial and pick it up automatically. Men and women divide the labor and cooperate.
Laughter.
Feizhu and Song Xi were also dressed happily. A few days ago, they were taken by their daughter who came back first to take a bath at a pet shop in the city. They had a full set of service arrangements, pet toys, accessories, and canned snacks.
In terms of arrangement, there is no need for a cat litter box. The world is vast and there is a lot to do.
At this moment, looking at each other's colorful clothes, both of them endured it very hard.
I want to laugh at the other person but I am afraid that someone will find out.
In the end, it was Song Xi who was defeated first and left the clutches of a group of brats to get some air.
As soon as I arrived in the backyard, I saw a shadow passing by.
