"You damn liar, don't run away, Gua Jin will come back."
"Xiaoxi, let's run separately and meet in the town ahead." Lao Lin threw the flag over as he ran.
"Hold the flag, don't lose it." After saying that, he ran to the side of the fork in the road.
Song Xi caught the flag with the words "Tiekou Straight Cut", turned around and ran towards another fork in the road.
The two of them cooperated tacitly, and it seemed like they were running around every day.
The people behind chased them to a fork in the road, and they didn't know which one of the two masters and disciples was holding the money bag. They stamped their feet bitterly and stopped chasing.
When Lao Lin found Song Xi, Song Xi was writing something in a notebook. Someone behind him looked curiously and saw a line in the title: "There is an arrogant, arrogant, useless master in the family. Why is it such a miserable word?"
have to."
"Marry him out. It will save you all the trouble. Do you have any enemies?" the person behind him struck up a conversation.
Seeing Lao Lin coming over, Song Xi put the notebook in his arms, turned around and said to the man: "Sir, judging from your complexion, is it that your wife at home has been pregnant for several months and will not give birth soon?"
"This time, I will ensure that you have a big, fat boy."
"I won't take the Gua Jin from you. It's your reward for giving me the clever tips." Song Xi smiled at him.
The man next to me was just boring and chatty, but when he heard that the other person actually got everything right, and then listened to the second half of the sentence, he couldn't help but beam with joy, and thanked him repeatedly.
"Then thank you little fairy for your kind words." After saying that, he left in a hurry, probably to go back and share the good news with his wife.
"How can we tell fortunes without charging money? This is a business rule." Lao Lin muttered dissatisfied.
"He has already paid a huge amount." Reducing losses is equivalent to making a lot of money, Song Xi thought to himself.
"Where is it? Let me see." Seeing that Song Xi had empty hands, he probably was lying to him, so he had to sit on the steps dejectedly.
"Tonight you have to pretend to be blind, and I pretended to be lame and went to the old lady's house to spend the night. When will your accuracy of cutting the iron mouth be higher, but why is it always half-effective and half-ineffective?" Lao Lin complained.
"Shouldn't you study more about the books left by your master? Who among us is the master?" Song Xi asked back.
"It doesn't matter who the master is, we are not much different in age anyway. If you can master all the master's skills, I can also call you master." Lao Lin said shamelessly.
"I think the boards of Master's coffin are about to be erected." Song Xi was speechless.
"I think you should study how to really break the iron gap. Then we can sit at home and money will flow in." Lao Lin thought about that scene and yearned for it.
"No, if that's really the case, I won't be able to speak anymore. I can't just make a joke or call you dead, Old Lin." Song Xi shook his head like a rattle.
You can't talk freely and just say whatever you want. What fun is there in life?
A person like her who is short-tongued will literally choke to death.
Think about it, it is fate that two such arrogant people get together.
Song Xi was abandoned on the roadside since she was a child. Lao Lin, who was three years older than her, picked her up and brought her back to the Taoist temple. The master was a casual person and didn't care much.
From then on, Song Xi became Lao Lin's apprentice. The two of them played around with cats and dogs all day long, hanging out in the Taoist temple, and the master didn't care.
A few years later, the master traveled westward, and the two of them lost their backers. They used their three-legged cat skills to deceive and defraud, and everyone was shouting and beating them. Their lives were very difficult.
If the past life was caused by two people who were not enterprising, then from now on, the future will be bright.
Because Song Xi has a goal - to find a good family and marry the master.
In the past, I always wanted to train the master to be a master who was not only good at civil and military skills, but at least proficient in Zhouyi Bagua and could make a little money.
After so many years, Song Xi suddenly realized today that the direction was simply wrong.
With the master's conditions, a handsome young man like no other should find a good family and marry him off. Don't take it too easy. It can be regarded as worthy of the master's years of upbringing.
It is estimated that the master has long seen that the master is not the same material. Instead of tormenting each other, it is better to let the other side go and let himself live.
With direction and motivation, Song Xi stood up, touched the pitiful little money in his pocket, weighed it, and came to a rice noodle stall.
"Boss, two bowls of rice noodles, one with double fried eggs." Song Xi said proudly.
"Okay, please wait a moment, sir." The boss added the flour and fried the eggs.
"We don't have much money left, we have to save some money." Lao Lin reminded.
"It's okay, I know it well." Song Xi's confident attitude gave Lao Lin the illusion that she was about to become prosperous.
The steaming hot noodles were served, and Song Xi pushed the double egg noodles to Lao Lin.
"You men need to eat more to be strong."
Both of them were hungry, so they ate all the noodles and soup without saying a word.
After eating, Song Xi took Lao Lin to the ready-made clothing store, picked out two well-fitting and slightly textured robes, and changed out of the Taoist temple's green robe.
After putting it on, I really looked radiant and handsome.
Song Xi looked at her son-in-law like a mother-in-law and nodded with satisfaction.
"You...what do you want to do?" Song Xi changed his usual stingy and never-sparing temper in the past half day.
I'm adding eggs and buying new clothes, so why do I feel a little uneasy?
"People depend on their clothes. I'm going to plan for one of us to take the high-end route." Song Xi looked serious.
After pulling Lao Lin out of the fitting room, there were immediately various looks from the store that were either shy or appraising.
The shop owner's eyes also lit up, "You two, can you please take a moment to speak."
The boss took the two people to the backyard. "After you two go out, if someone asks where you bought the clothes, can you tell the truth?"
"Yes, but what's the benefit for us? Why should we be the mobile waiters?" Song Xi asked.
"Haha, I understand. How about I get these two clothes for free?" the boss said with a smile on his face.
"Forget it, it's not like we can't afford two pairs of clothes after spending so much money." Song Xi looked indifferent.
What a profiteer, Song Xi cursed in his heart.
"Then you can take these as your hard work money." The boss took out another two taels of silver from his pocket. He probably also realized that there would be many people asking about it.
"Well, let's just say that we don't know whether they will come or not." Song Xi put the money into his pocket, pulled Lao Lin and walked out.
After coming out, Song Xi couldn't help but feel lucky: It was so close, there were only a few copper coins left.
Now that he had money, Song Xi looked Lao Lin up and down again: "It's not even interesting."
I ran to the hair accessories shop and picked out a hair crown, and after tying it on Lao Lin, he looked like a handsome young man who had stepped out of a painting.
Lao Lin, who didn't have much idea of his own appearance, looked at Song Xi's eyes at him, like a pile of glittering gold ingots.
"You don't want to sell me, do you?" Alarm bells rang in Lao Lin's heart.
"How could that be possible?" Song Xi reassured with a smile, "They sold both of us."
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One chapter was finished and Song Xi clicked submit.
Not long after, Lao Lin walked in angrily.
"Song Xi, how could you write about me like this?" Lao Lin protested.
"Don't be impatient. Isn't it because your halo in his mind is too great? Let's destroy our image a little and don't care about these details."
