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Chapter 1 Slackers, ninjas, go to heaven!

Chapter 1 Lazy guy, ninja, go to heaven!

Author: information exchange

Chapter 1 Lazy guy, ninja, go to heaven!

"My name is Nara Raki, I am 12 years old and a reserve genin."

Nara Langui's ninja talent is not ideal.

But after all, he still passed the graduation exam of Konoha Ninja School.

"My family lives in the area around Mount Kikyo and Kikyo City in the northwest of Konoha Village.

"Considering that the journey to and from school was too long and tiring every day, I bought a penthouse corner apartment next to the Ninja School. Only on weekends and holidays would I ride a deer home to visit my parents."

Konoha 48 years, the village is very peaceful today.

However, as the situation on the frontline becomes increasingly tense, all ninjas know one thing - the arrival of the Third Ninja World War is inevitable after all, and perhaps only one spark will completely detonate the war!

The top management of Konoha, aware of the turbulent situation, not only urgently recalled those powerful jounin who were wandering outside the village, but also temporarily promoted a group of basic chuunin through the chunin exam, and even "graduated early" from the ninja school.

Few students are genin.

In this way, Nara Langui was finally admitted to his ninja establishment.

Regardless of the facts, being a ninja, flying in the sky and hiding on the ground, cute and charming, is probably a beautiful thing.

What's more, what Nara Langui received today was not only "a ninja school graduation certificate", "a Konoha ninja forehead protector", but also a "travel talent plug-in" that was long overdue!

【It is detected that the official ninja status has been obtained!】

【【Lazy Ninja Goes to Heaven】The system is at your service! 】

Officially became a ninja and accidentally awakened the golden finger.

Two happy things overlapped together, and what we got was a time that should have been as happy as a dream.

But why does it become like this?

Nara Langui gave up thinking, paused slightly, and continued to explain his identity information.

"I study hard and never miss classes or leave early; I go home immediately after school and never stay up late at night; I go to bed at 11 p.m. and sleep for 8 hours every night.

"Before going to bed, I will definitely take a cup of Nara secret medicine, and then practice the secret shadow technique for two and a half hours. When I go to bed, I will fall asleep immediately and sleep until dawn. I will never leave fatigue and stress until the next day.

“My father, a doctor—who is also the director of the Nara Pharmaceutical Research Institute—said that I was overly addicted to the secret art of escape passed down by my family. Although my learning progress was far ahead of my peers, it also led to some physical weakness.

"If this continues, it is likely to affect the future career of ninjas."

Until he said this, Nara Langui's tone was still very calm and plain.

His ninja talent is indeed "not ideal", but it is far from "desperate".

On the contrary, it benefits from the powerful spiritual energy that is "innate".

There is also the iconic "high-end version of the brain" of the Nara clan.

Nara Langui has very excellent qualifications and talents in knowledge learning, chakra extraction and control, etc.

Even if he really doesn't want to be a ninja anymore, Nara Langui doesn't have any choice.

For example, he can bring his talents to the scientific research of the ninja world. What he knows is that there is not one, not two "scientific answers" that touch the root of the world...

The road to becoming a great scientist in the ninja world has been followed smoothly by countless seniors.

No matter what happens, Nara Langui can go home and inherit his family's Nara Pharmaceutical Research Institute, hundreds of Nara deer, dozens of Nara pharmacies, and several hills.

The doctor father in his life had been clamoring to retire thirteen years ago!

Damn it, but...

Who would want to be a ninja if it wasn't because they really like it? (Forcing True)

Besides, Nara Langui has already figured out a way to solve his own dilemma. As long as he can complete the technique, as long as he can——

"Kid, what on earth are you talking about?"

A question interrupted Nara Langui's thoughts. He sighed silently and looked at the female ninja opposite.

She has a delicate and fair face with oval seeds, and her smooth and gorgeous golden long hair is tied into a single ponytail behind her. Under her thin and beautiful willow-leaf curved eyebrows, her phoenix eyes, which are hooked inward and outward, are calm and self-defeating.

The upper body is wearing a milky white navel-baring short-sleeve, and the flexible wasp waist curve with faint traces of abdominal muscles is charming; the lower body is paired with black ultra-short hot pants, and the slender and smooth legs are well-proportioned and plump; the whole body exudes a strong and capable beauty.

But the most eye-catching thing is the thrilling full curve outlined by the milky white top.

There should be no Konoha ninja who doesn't know this rich and generous blond lady.

The First Hokage, the granddaughter of the Second Hokage, the direct disciple of the Third Hokage, and one of the famous Sannin——

Tsunade crossed her arms across her chest and stared at the black-haired boy in front of her, who looked obedient, clean and good-looking, with a frosty face.

If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, she would never have believed that such a beautiful young man in his prime would show that silly smile as if he was immersed in indescribable illusory satisfaction the moment she passed by.

It's almost like one of her perverted white-haired teammates who likes to peek into women's bathhouses - wait a minute!

The external situation in Konoha is getting increasingly tense at the moment, and no one can tell when the war will break out. Even a fool like Jiraiya should return to the village by this time, right?

Suddenly, as if she remembered something, the coldness on Tsunade's pretty face quickly faded away, and was replaced by a narrow expression that looked like a smile but not a smile.

Regarding the reaction of this "legendary big fat sheep", Nara Langui was not sure why and could only continue to answer the other party's questions.

"I mean, I am a person who has always been pursuing a peaceful life..."

In this ninja world where blood theory and fatalism are extremely strict.

Above all mortals is the Liver Emperor.

Above the Liver Emperor is a genius.

Above genius is stupidity.

This is not even mentioning the "behind-the-scenes mastermind", the "Rabbit Goddess" and even the "Grandfather who sent the fuck-off director" who are even more awesome!

Ordinary ninjas have their limits.

The Nara clan has its limits!

In the ninja world, gods are rampant and life is like a straw.

Nara Langui just wants to be a ninja casually, make some money casually, and spend his life peacefully and peacefully.

There is a bowl of old chicken soup that is good.

The big pillar comes from Senju, the second pillar comes from Uchiha, and I am from the Nara clan; we all have a bright future.

"Ninja", "genius", "reincarnation", "plug-in"! Nara Langui has gathered the elements to embark on a "bright future"!

"A quiet life? Stop joking! I have discovered your true identity!"

The smile on Tsunade's face bloomed like a delicate peony. The joy of "meeting old friends again" made her take a big step forward, causing eye-catching swaying waves. Her small fists were raised high, and the invisible air waves made an uproar.

diffusion.

"This is the Hidden Leaf Village, not for you to come and have sex!"

The extremely large left and right swaying waves continued to magnify in the sight. Nara Langui's dark pupils shrank and trembled, and two slender tentacle-like shadows quickly emerged from under his body, quietly like a heart-seeking hunter in the dark night.

[C-Level Secret Technique: Shadow Gathering Technique]

[Spell Description: At the request of the caster, the tentacles of shadow move in the dark]

[Effect of the spell: Turn one's own shadow into countless tiny tentacles, and then control the nearby material existence. The method of use can be varied as you like]

[Skill Evaluation: The Female Ninja’s Best Friend]

Nara Langui released [Shadow Technique] not to attack, but just to control the scene.

"This is my ninja forehead protector!"

Nara Langui controlled the tentacles of shadow, raised high the forehead protector and certificate that he fumbled from the ninja bag on his waist to Tsunade, and gave him a reliable message before the opponent's fist hit his head.

Proof of identity.

“And a diploma!”

‘Instant Muji Ninjutsu? It’s really the secret shadow technique passed down by the Nara clan!’

Tsunade stared at the forehead protector and certificate in front of her, as well as the shadow tentacles controlling the two items, feeling unexpected in her heart.

'What this brat just said was true? Isn't he really that bastard Jiraiya?'

Tsunade's momentum relaxed a little, and the small fist that she had just prepared for a "knowing blow" also lowered a few points.

After observing this, Nara Langui breathed a sigh of relief, and a thin layer of sweat broke out on his forehead.

If he really received such a punch, with his small body, he would probably go straight to heaven!

Nara Langui really didn't understand how he provoked Tsunade. It was clear that the two had no communication at all before.

He was just minding his own business checking the newly awakened Goldfinger plug-in, but he was inexplicably stopped by the other party.

How amazing is the golden retriever big fat sheep?!

Seeing that Tsunade was still making no next move, Nara Langui had no choice but to use the last "killer".

"If any offense."

Nara Langui put the forehead protector and certificate back into the ninja bag, counted out a few ten thousand tael banknotes from inside, and handed them out with both hands.

"Please forgive me."

You kid, do you want to buy me with money?! This is an insult to me!

Tsunade wanted to reprimand the other party so loudly.

However……

I saw Nara Langui gently twisting the ten thousand ryo banknotes in his hand, and the overlapping banknotes suddenly spread out in a fan shape like a peacock spreading its wings, and the brilliant light of wealth was intoxicating.

Limited skill·Gold Escape·Hundred Thousand Yuan Hand!

However, he gave too much!

"Ahem!"

Tsunade withdrew her pink fist, put it against her lips and coughed twice, trying to put on a serious expression.

"Boy from the Nara family, you just said you live in Platycodon Castle, right? That's outside the village! It's getting late, and the protective power outside the village is not as good as inside the village, so let me escort you home!

"

Looking at Tsunade's rather "amiable" bright smile and the one hundred thousand taels of banknotes that she didn't know when she fell into her hands, Nara Langui could only swallow the words of rejection that slipped to her lips again.

Taking advantage of the moment when Tsunade happily turned around to lead the way, Nara Langui took a deep breath, got rid of irrelevant thoughts, and silently called out his golden finger in his heart.

‘[Lazy Ninja Goes to Heaven]!’

A virtual panel that only he could see pops up in Nara Langui's sight, exuding a faint fluorescent light.

When he just received the standard forehead protector that symbolized Konoha's ninja status from the teacher of the Ninja School today, Nara Langui awakened to this "lazy system", but the time was limited before, and he did not have time to conduct a detailed inspection of it.

Later, he was arrested on the street by a golden-haired sheep who was armed with a handsome weapon and committed crimes...

It’s simply a huge insult!

Nara Langui glanced at Tsunade's back in front of him with dismay, and then looked intently at the message record on the virtual panel.

[Suffering from [Six Paths Immortal Technique·Self-karma Curse Binding Technique] detected! 】

[Lazy ninjas will go to heaven eventually!]

‘These two messages are really unsettling…’

'Furthermore, [Six Paths Immortal Technique: The Art of Binding Self-karma]... In the current era when the Third Ninja World War has not yet started, the one who can perform the Six Paths Immortal Technique is probably the one watching the show in the Pure Land.

Did you send it to the old director?'

'What is this?'

'It's all cheating. They can do it, but I can't?'

'You actually planted this magical seal in my body that is even more despicable than frog urine! Old man, I will remember you!'

Nara Langui stabilized his mind, and then opened his personal attribute information panel.

——

Name: Nara Langui (you can view your own meridian system model)

Ninjutsu: C (the use and mastery of all techniques based on energy forms such as chakra)

Physical Skills: E-(Use and mastery of all martial arts fighting skills based on physical fitness)

Strength: E-(Intensity of body strength, mainly affects wrist strength, arm strength, leg strength, etc.)

Speed: E-(the speed of body agility, mainly affects motor function, reaction nerves, etc.)

Accuracy: E-(vital constitution, cell activity, which can be roughly understood as body energy)

Sage: C- (Thinking IQ, knowledge and experience, can be roughly understood as spiritual energy)

Spell abilities: [Clone Technique] (E-Level), [Transformation Technique] (E-Level), [Substitute Technique] (E-Level), [Shadow Binding Technique] (Secret, D-Level), [Shadow Gathering Technique]

】(secret, level C),【Shadow Seam Technique】(secret, level B)

Ninja Secret Scroll: Blank

Overall rating: D rank (genin)

——

Each of the six ninja statistics has a corresponding description, which looks very detailed and professional and is not difficult to understand.

If you observe a specific data attentively, you will also find more accurate and specific values.

After some testing by Nara Langui, the accurate values ​​corresponding to his six data are:

Ninjutsu:486

Physical skills: 3

Strength:2

Speed:3

Accuracy: 2

Wise Knowledge: 214

In addition to the [Ninjutsu] attribute that represents the mastery of the technique and the [Sage] attribute that symbolizes spiritual energy, Nara Langui's other attribute values ​​​​can only be described in four words -

The future is promising.

‘There is no need to mention the benefits of the data-based panel. However, we have not yet found a way to improve personal attribute data. The research on the six basic data of ninjas can be postponed for a while. As for the last three...'

‘[Spell Ability] records personal ability information.’

‘[Comprehensive evaluation] Describes the individual’s level of strength.’

'Both of these two items are easy to understand, but the key is the one in the middle [Ninja Secret Scroll], which is really inexplicable...'

It has not been long since Nara Langui obtained [Lazy Man Goes to Heaven], and many functions require him to continue to explore and test.

But even so, there is still a known function in [Lazy Man Goes to Heaven], which will be of great help to Nara at this stage!

Nara Langui's thoughts moved slightly, and a layer of wavy halo suddenly appeared on the virtual panel. Then the six pieces of data arranged up and down were gathered together and turned into a hexagonal chart. A lifelike human body model appeared next to the chart.

side.

If you look carefully, you can see the densely packed and intricate human chakra meridian system on this miniaturized "Nara Gui Human Body Model", as well as the 361 chakra acupuncture points distributed on this meridian system!

It is extremely joyful to hold the laurel in Nara.

'And Hinata-no!'

'It has the same type of ability as Otsutsuki's Byakugan!'

The writing cycle is two and a half books, a new book by a newcomer, please collect it and recommend OTZ!!

The internal investment in this book has been approved, and the contract will be signed and the status will be changed soon. Readers who want to invest should hurry up.

——

The timeline of this book is based on "Naruto Uzumaki was born in the 51st year of Konoha". The basic timeline of "Naruto" can be read related to the work;

The content setting of this book is mainly based on the manga version of "Naruto", supplemented by the anime version, theater version, and official formula book.

Finally, the new book issue, please collect, recommend, and read!

(End of chapter)


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