This is Lan Shan deliberately making things difficult!
Let’s just say, there is no free lunch in the world, let alone free bodyguards!
Brother Fan felt very hurt, but he still waved his hand, "That's it, let's go to the wedding!"
The three of them drove to the Dunxi Hotel. As night fell and the lights began to turn on, the front of the hotel was already full of vehicles, people were flowing in, and business was booming.
"It's so unreasonable. When did our Longhai Restaurant get to this point?" Chi Li lamented.
After finally finding a corner to park the two cars, Chi Li and Lan Shan walked in with their chests puffed out, accompanying Ding Fan on either side, arrogantly.
A beautiful waitress came over with a smile and said hello, "Excuse me, a few guests, do you have reservations?"
"No." Ding Fan clasped his hands behind his back. In the past, he was always invited to dinner by others. How could he have thought of making a reservation? There were so many guests today.
"Please come to the service desk and see if there are any private rooms." The waitress smiled and made an inviting gesture.
Ding Fan followed her and asked in a low voice, "Is there a big discount at half price today, there are so many people?"
"Dengxi rarely has discounts. Today there is a corporate dinner and many out-of-town guests came." The waitress explained.
When I came to the service desk, the receptionist quickly checked on the computer and there was something!
However, what is left is a bathroom room on the third floor! The price is 20,000!
At this time, Ding Fan couldn't calm down anymore and asked in surprise, "It costs 20,000 to have a meal in the toilet?"
"Sir, this is one of the most unique rooms in our hotel. The dark cuisine created by the chef is first-class, unique and unforgettable," the waitress introduced.
That was eating in the toilet! Ding Fan did not spit, waiting for the two ladies next to him to give full play to their mysophobia advantages, angrily refused, and walked away!
However, it didn't.
Chi Li also remained silent. She was curious about what it felt like to eat in the toilet. Lan Shan slowly said, "I think it's very unique. You can try it."
"Your taste is quite special!" Chi Li teased with a wicked smile.
"Don't you dare!" Lan Shan challenged.
"Of course I dare, it's not like I haven't eaten in the toilet before. That's a real toilet, commonly known as Maozi!"
Ding Fan believed Chi Li's words. He was born in Kuwazi, so he didn't choose any place to eat in order to be full. However, he really didn't want to eat in a toilet environment.
This sentence touched Lan Shan quite a bit. She recalled her wandering years and said with a smile, "Just book this room. I'll treat you tonight."
The waiters all turned their attention to Ding Fan, and their meaning was very clear. This handsome young man was not very generous. He must not be a freeloader among women, right?
"I promised to treat you, but you are not allowed to rob me!" Ding Fan forced a smile, took out his bank card, and then swiped 20,000 yuan. In the end, no one even tried to rob him, not even a polite word.
It’s still a trick!
Go up the stairs to the toilet room, which is of course very clean. The floor and walls are covered with white ceramic tiles. There are toilet doors on one side of the wall for men and women. Chi Li curiously went over and opened it, which was a small changing room.
The long table in the center of the room is shaped like a squatting toilet, with a recess in the middle. The seat next to it is shaped like a sitting toilet, and the lid can be opened.
as big as World, nothing is nonexistent!
At this moment, Ding Fan regretted it. He really shouldn't have spent 20,000 yuan to eat in this shabby room. Because it was so similar, no matter how clean it was, it felt like eating in the toilet, which really gave people rich associations.
The money had been paid, and it was too late to regret it. What's more, the two ladies had already put on white dinner clothes, sat down on the toilet, and lit cigarettes for each other.
Ding Fan also opened the door of the men's room and put it on his dinner clothes. The hotel was very attentive to this service, as they were afraid that guests would get food similar to poop on them, which would lead to misunderstandings.
Not allowing others to see the image of dining, Ding Fan pulled down the curtain on the glass door and sat down.
"Director Ding, you seem very nervous." Lan Shan laughed.
"No, absolutely not, it just feels very weird." Ding Fan said with a guilty conscience.
"I think back then, in order to avoid some people, I hid in the toilet for the whole day. I had no choice but to eat snacks while squatting in the pit." Chi Li sighed.
"Haha, I snatched a child's cake and ate it while hiding in the toilet." Lan Shan laughed.
"Have you ever had a hard time?" Chi Li couldn't believe it.
"My parents died early." Lan Shan said lightly.
"Then you live in a better place than me. You can also get cakes to eat. I had to be a teenager to know what cakes taste like."
"Just in Jingyang."
The common wandering experience gave Chi Li a lot of psychological balance. She was very sad to learn that Lan Shan was once a street child before being adopted by her adoptive father, wandering around the city with no food or clothing.
"Sisters, the food provided here is definitely not snacks and cakes." Ding Fan reminded.
"Haha, it's definitely not real shit!" Chi Li laughed.
"I don't care." Lan Shan shrugged.
The waiter came in quickly, brought tableware, and three small toilets with lids. He pointed to a button on the table. Kitchen waste could be thrown in the middle of the table and flushed.
Such a thoughtful design made Ding Fan speechless for a moment. It was too simulated!
When the waitress saw Ding Fan's frown, she actually gave him a teasing look, said I wish you all a pleasant meal, opened the door and went out.
Gathering up the courage, Ding Fan opened the toilet lid. There was a yellow liquid inside, which looked very similar to...
Chi Li and Lan Shan looked at Ding Fan with ill intentions. He mustered up the courage to get closer and smell it. There was no weird smell. He picked up the spoon and scooped it up. He put it to his mouth but hesitated whether he wanted to take a sip.
?
At this moment, Lan Shan had already picked up the spoon and drank a spoonful. She clicked her lips and praised, "It tastes great! It's much better than the toilet water I've drunk."
Later, Lan Shan gave Ding Fan a vicious look. Needless to say, she still held grudges for what happened on the plane.
"Really, I want to try it too!" Chi Li couldn't wait to taste a spoonful of it without drinking it, "Shanshan, the taste is obviously very strange, but it's not unpleasant to drink."
The two sisters didn't care. Ding Fan finally tasted it. The taste was a bit strange, like beer, but without alcohol. He couldn't help but ask: "What on earth is this?"
"The bread extract gives people the illusion of drinking alcohol," Lan Shan said.
"Wow, Shanshan, you are really well-informed." Chi Li admired her.
"Just so-so!"
After a knock on the door, the waiter pushed the dining cart in, and more toilets were placed on the table, arranged in a circle.
When he opened the lid, Ding Fan was no longer calm. Inside were all spiral-shaped golden towers of various colors, one after another. Just looking at them gave him a nauseating feeling.
Although I know they are all fake, how can I say it?