"You are an old man after all, why do you have to fight with your own wife?"
Downstairs in Building No. 41, Wang Jin spoke earnestly to the man lying on the ground.
"No."
Leonard nodded with deep understanding.
The two of them were like the aunts of the neighborhood committee, concerned about the man's emotional problems.
If you want to live here safely and soundly, you must of course handle the relationship with your neighbors.
Wang Jin forcibly cheered up and looked at the man's two heads with Leonard.
The man's two heads grinned together, trying to struggle to get up, but unfortunately his broken limbs could not complete this simple action for him.
Although the man is obviously not human, he does not have Xiao Hei's terrifying self-healing ability.
However, you can still see that his wounds are slowly healing.
"Tell me why."
After scratching his head, Wang Jin turned around and sat on the stone pillar at the entrance of the community, and began to chat with the man about home affairs.
"That bitch, she cheated! She deserves to die!"
One of the man's heads shouted loudly, his expression very angry.
"It's so miserable."
Wang Jin nodded, then stretched out his hand to help the man straighten his light green coat.
"If you fart, that's not cheating! Xiaoxue and I are true love!"
The man's other head suddenly spoke, and his face even turned red, looking very aggrieved.
"Sun thief, shut up!"
The first head to speak endured the pain, stretched out his hand, and gave the second head a slap in the face.
Looking at the helpless and furious second head after being beaten, Wang Jin raised his eyebrows, and then carefully observed the two completely different heads.
The first head was a bald one with a fleshy face, a scar on his face, and a black tattoo on his scalp. Wang Jin looked at it for a long time but couldn't figure out what it was.
He has the kind of appearance that tells you at first glance that he is not a good person.
The second head is that of a long-faced man, fair and fair, giving people the impression that he is easy to bully.
In short, these two people are definitely not conjoined twins with congenital abnormalities.
After all, the two people look completely different and cannot be related by blood.
So, if two people are forcibly merged into one, it is probably a problem in this community.
"Introduce yourself."
Leonard slowly sat on the stone pier. In terms of intimidation, the two-meter-tall strong man must be much stronger than Wang Jin.
"My surname is Zhang, and my name is Zhang Dalong."
The scarred face glanced at Leonard secretly with drooped eyes, and the original arrogance disappeared without a trace.
Wang Jin was not surprised.
Bullying the weak and fearing the strong is probably the traditional virtue of all gangsters.
Leonard can fight better than him, so of course he has to behave.
"That woman's name is Qin Xue, she is my mother-in-law."
Zhang Dalong's eyes drifted towards the room.
His family lived on the first floor, and Wang Jin could still see Qin Xue twitching slightly on the ground through the broken window.
"Soon it won't be!"
The fair-skinned man curled his lips and spat on Zhang Dalong's head.
"What the hell are you?"
Zhang Dalong's broken arm twitched and he kept groping on the ground, only to find that the kitchen knife had been kicked far away by Wang Jin.
Leonard glared at the two of them, as if he wanted to take action again, which made Zhang Dalong tremble with fear.
Wang Jin quickly reached out to stop Leonard and smiled at the two-headed man.
"Lao Lei, don't get excited, let them talk slowly."
Feeling the grateful look from Zhang Dalong, Wang Jin nodded slightly.
One plays a bad role and the other plays a red face.
It will indeed be much easier to ask questions this way.
"You two are capable people. Now that I have become like this, I won't deal with those vain things."
Zhang Dalong shook his head and said hesitantly.
"Qin Xue and I play fairy dance."
"snort."
When Leonard heard this, he snorted suddenly, his voice was like thunder.
Zhang Dalong immediately closed his mouth, timidly daring not to speak, and then cast a pleading look at Wang Jin.
Wang Jin nodded understandingly and pulled Leonard aside.
"Ahem, what is a fairy jumping? A fairy jumping?"
Leonard scratched his head and whispered into Wang Jin's ear.
"You are such a big man, but you don't know?"
Wang Jin raised his eyebrows, as if he had seen some extinct animal, and looked at Leonard in surprise.
Leonard is a middle-aged man, there's no way he doesn't know that?
"I'm only eighteen, okay? How can I know everything?"
Leonard curled his lips and narrowed his blue eyes slightly.
"What the hell, are you fucking eighteen?"
Wang Jin looked at Leonard carefully.
The messy beard obscures his face, and his slightly long hair covers his eyes. It's really hard to tell how old he is.
But with a height of more than two meters and a body full of tendons, why don't you look like you are eighteen years old?
Moreover, Leonard's voice has always been very deep, almost as good as Zhao Guangming's, which made Wang Jin always think that he was thirty or forty years old.
"Ahem, I'm relatively precocious."
Leonard coughed twice, seeming a little shy.
"It should be a genetic problem, a genetic problem."
After all, he is of the bloodline of a fighting nation, so this appearance is not surprising.
Wang Jin touched his chin, convinced himself, and then gave Leonard a popular science guide.
"The Immortal Dance is about Qin Xue telling you that she fell in love with you at first sight and wants to invite you to her home."
"And then it happens that she lives alone, and you two are alone in the same room, and the atmosphere is perfect."
"So we each took off our clothes and prepared to do something indescribable."
"Is it so exciting?"
Leonard's old face turned red, then his eyes widened and he exclaimed in a low voice.
"Ha, more excitement is coming."
Wang Jin smiled.
"When you are almost done taking off your clothes, Zhang Dalong will kick open the door with the kitchen knife and show their marriage certificates, indicating that they are a legal couple and that you are a scumbag who destroys other people's families. It's exciting.
Bar?"
"Damn it, am I not forced to become a thief?"
A flash of panic flashed in Leonard's eyes, as if he was completely involved in it.
"Yes, then Zhang Dalong will ask for money from you, or beat you up, and then ruin your reputation."
"But you are in the wrong, so you have no choice but to admit your defeat."
"Isn't it more exciting?"
Leonard was visibly disappointed, as if he had been defrauded of a large sum of money and ended up in ruins.
"It's so damned."
After a long pause, Leonard shook his head and looked at Zhang Dalong with a fierce look in his eyes.
Zhang Dalong looked at the two people muttering in the distance, his head a little confused.
But when he saw the strong man in the shape of a giant bear glared at him viciously, his heart suddenly went cold.
What kind of look is that?
It was as if I had robbed his money, compromised his hands and feet, and tainted his person.