Chapter 4 We finally don’t have to eat Xiang anymore
Author: Xinfeng
Chapter 4 We finally don’t have to eat Xiang anymore
Xinfeng Zoo.
An old black Mazda was driving slowly.
Lin Fan in the car looked at the crowd gathered at the door and suddenly felt extremely stressed.
This reminded him of scenes from movies.
‘What kind of car are you driving?’
'Mazda'
'We all drive Mercedes-Benz and Rolls-Royce. If you drive a Mazda, you are not qualified to participate in the bidding meeting.'
He found that the crowd was very excited, waving their hands and pointing at the door of the zoo. He knew what they were saying without even thinking about it. If this matter was not handled well, it would be the biggest public relations crisis in the history of Xinfeng Zoo.
It can even affect major future developments.
Especially now that short videos are rampant, if one is exposed, it will really be the end of the world.
It will be a matter of time before it closes down.
"Do you want to go in from here?" Holo looked solemn.
"Take the back door."
"Yes, there are so many people here that we can't squeeze in. It's more comfortable to go through the back door."
Lin Fan looked at Holo and felt that she was playing with colors.
back door.
Lin Fan parked the car and entered through the back door with Holo, sneaking and nervous. Fortunately, there was no one around, otherwise if someone called him 'Boss', he would be the one surrounded.
Pass by where animals live.
Holo pointed at the animal in the cage, "Is this an eagle?"
"Kekeke..."
Lin Fan looked at the chickens in the cage and then at the sign hanging outside the cage.
[The extremely ferocious eagle]
"They are chickens. The eagle flew out to play and hasn't come back yet."
Lin Fan said very seriously.
The chickens raised here are the welfare of the zoo. Sometimes it is important to make chicken soup to replenish the body.
"Oh, your zoo is really nice. Unlike us at Spinach Planet, the animals are all locked up and can't go anywhere."
"We are more humane here."
while walking.
"Great Savior Wolf."
Holo passed by another cage and exclaimed when she saw the sign hanging on it, as if she had never seen the world before, and then she couldn't wait to look inside.
"Is this a wolf?"
Holo stared at Lin Fan dumbfounded.
Lin Fan said: "Huskies have the blood of wolves and are considered a branch of wolves."
"Then what are these?"
"Oh, Teddy and the pastoral dog are all good friends of the husky. There is no need to make a fuss when visiting the house."
Lin Fan explained without blushing or heart beating.
The dogs who were playing in the cage seemed to have smelled something, and they all turned to look at Holo who was standing outside. They were still peaceful at first, and suddenly they seemed to be on steroids, and they were moving towards him crazily.
The iron bars are coming.
The front paws were lying on the iron railing, exposing the things below.
He charged at Holo.
Lin Fan looked at the dog in the cage, and then at Holo. Damn it... This is so outrageous. Could it be that Holo is the dog goddess in the eyes of all male dogs?
Outrageous!
It’s outrageous!
"Brother, why do I think you are committing fraud?" Holo carefully expressed her true thoughts.
As soon as these words came out, the originally peaceful atmosphere at the scene solidified.
Lin Fan looked at Holo, and the meaning in his eyes seemed to be saying... Little guy, you are really smart, you can see it all.
"Brother, don't hit me." Holo covered her neck, afraid of being hit hard again.
"Don't be afraid, I'm a good person, come with me."
Lin Fan and Holo hurried away towards the distance. Now was the time to worry about these things. Thinking that Xiao Zhu was still facing the excited refunders, he felt guilty in his heart. Hold on, the boss is here to save you.
is you.
…
The entrance to the zoo.
"Refund! Refund! Refund!"
"Fraud! Fraud! Fraud!"
"Defend rights! Protect rights! Defend rights!"
The slogans were loud and powerful, shaking the world.
Xiao Zhusheng looked helplessly at the things in front of him that were gradually developing towards the edge of collapse, and the feeling of powerlessness in his heart was overwhelming.
She looked up at the sky and wailed in her heart.
Boss... I really can't stand it anymore.
"Ahem, everyone, be quiet."
Lin Fan walked over calmly and calmly with a loudspeaker, "I am the owner of Xinfeng Zoo. I already know everyone's demands, but I hope you can give our zoo a chance. I guarantee that what you will see next will be absolutely perfect."
Excellent value for money, breaking the original cognition, and thus doubting the world..."
When Xiao Zhu saw Lin Fan coming, she immediately felt that she had a backbone. But after hearing what her boss said, she was completely desperate. What kind of awesomeness was Xinfeng Zoo? How could she not know it if others didn't know it?
Even she, who works in a zoo, needs to go to other zoos to see animals, which is enough to illustrate the seriousness of the situation.
"You are the boss, your zoo is a fraud."
"Yes, we want to expose you."
"I'm going to call 12345 to report you."
When people are excited and angry, it is easy for people to become irritable.
Lin Fan took the loudspeaker and shouted loudly: "Everyone, if I, Lin Fan, dare to say this, I can guarantee that what follows will definitely satisfy everyone. If everyone is satisfied and feels that it is not worth the ticket price, I, Lin Fan, and the staff around me will
Eating shit in front of you."
Xiao Zhu was dumbfounded.
Boss, if you want to eat and drink, there's no need to take me with you.
Voices came from the crowd.
"Are you sure you're not cheating?"
Lin Fan patted his chest and promised, "Please believe me."
"Okay, I believe you for once. If you dare to lie to us, you will have to eat even if you don't eat today, and you will have to eat big mouthfuls."
There are no cowards among the citizens of Huang City.
As long as you dare to eat it, they will make it, and they will make it on the spot to ensure it is fresh and hot.
At this time, Xiao Zhu wanted to run away because the risk of this job was too high.
"Xiao Zhu, take everyone with me."
Lin Fan greeted his right-hand man, Xiao Zhu's face was ashen, and she might not be able to escape. The people who bought tickets were staring at her eagerly, and they had already identified her as one of the shit eaters.
Jade Emperor, Tathagata Buddha, please bless me. When you eat shit, just let my boss eat it alone.
When he came to the tent, Xiao Zhu was a little confused. What was he doing when he came to the tent? There seemed to be nothing here. What on earth was the boss doing?
"Please don't blink, the shocking moment is about to strike. Next, you will see the dog-headed girl from the Dala Prairie. This is the only one in the world. Except for seeing it in Xinfeng Zoo, you can't see it anywhere else.
Arrived."
Wow!
Lin Fan opened the entrance curtain of the tent.
Everyone's heart is burning, dog-headed lady?
As soon as you hear it, you can tell it's what's in their minds.
Excited, it can’t really happen.
They all looked towards the tent.
Suddenly, the scene was very quiet.
In the center of the bright tent, there was a wooden board standing over there, and on top of the wooden board was a dog's head.
Xiao Zhu suddenly felt that the surrounding temperature was a little hot. She found that the faces of the tourists were very red, as if there were flames burning in their hearts.
"Fuck! Are you taking us for granted by riding on a horse? Just find a dog and show its head and say it's a dog-headed girl?"
"Mad, you have to eat this shit today even if you don't want to. You are treating us like stupid donkeys."
"Damn it, I was deceived by a vase girl when I was a child, and now in my thirties, I'm still deceived by a naughty girl. I really think I'm easy to bully."
There was a lot of yelling and cursing.
Xiao Zhu knew something was wrong, so he quietly took a few steps back, ready to run away at any time.
As for the boss... she felt that she could only seek happiness for herself. After all, the money would be refunded and that would be all. She had to play tricks on others. This was not just asking for trouble.
Lin Fan clapped his hands calmly.
Everyone who was still yelling and cursing looked at the scene in front of them in shock as if they were under a immobilizing spell.
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
No matter how many knowledgeable people saw the dog-headed girl Holo walking out from behind the wooden board, they were all stunned.
Even Xiao Zhu was dumbfounded.
Really... really a bitch?
Lin Fan coughed and said: "Everyone, our Xinfeng Zoo focuses on truth and never falsifies."
"Isn't this a hood?"
"If nothing else, I think this figure is worth the price."
“Let’s not talk about the body shape, this headgear is too lifelike.”
The spectators who bought tickets stared at Holo's figure with furtive eyes. Of course, there were also more serious spectators who stared at Holo's head, wanting to see if it was a hood.
This desire for knowledge is very strong.
"Everyone, our Xinfeng Zoo never plays with fake things like headbands. Just watch them and don't blink."
Lin Fan came to Holo and rubbed her neck, "If the hood had been taken off by now, right?"
"Yes, yes, the boss is right."
"Boss, is she really a dog-headed girl?"
Lin Fan smiled and said, "Don't you think so in your own mind?"
Then she asked Holo to stick out her tongue. The look of her pink tongue made everyone call her awesome. Holo went from nervousness to shyness at the beginning. As everyone cheered, she gradually lost herself and felt that she was so popular.
ah.
I originally thought that removing the ‘aesthetically pleasing face’ would have some impact, but I didn’t expect it would have any impact at all.
"Holo, hello to everyone."
"Hello everyone, my name is Holo. Am I cute?" Holo's voice is crisp and sweet, and she is simply a male killer.
Suddenly, a ghostly scream came.
"Oooo……"
"Kuo Ai, Kuo Ai makes my heart melt, uh uh uh..."
"Don't be arrogant when you step on the horse."
"Mom, I find that I seem to be in love."
"Kawaii, so kawaii."
"I love dog-head girl, I'm so impulsive, I'm so excited."
Lin Fan was shocked by the situation before him. Am I out of touch with the times, or is there something really wrong with my aesthetics?
Are everyone’s tastes so strong?
But as long as the goal is achieved.
Next is the real time to make money.
"Fifty group photo."
"Sing a hundred."
"Dance for two hundred."
"Call 'brother' alone for thirty."
“The price is fair, please scan the code consciously.”
Isn’t this how you make money?
As a native of the F-level Blue Star copy, can he let these aliens come for free?
Hospitality still has to be there.
"Boss, where did you find this dog-headed girl?" Xiao Zhu asked with admiration on his face.
Lin Fan smiled mysteriously and said: "Business secrets, there will be others in the future."
"Hey, the boss is awesome, we finally don't have to eat shit..."
Lin Fan rolled his eyes.
"Hurry and watch, don't see anyone who doesn't scan the code."