Chapter 92 The king called me to patrol the mountain
"Wow!" He Huan took a look and said, "Master! You are finally here! The fairies in Stone City are waiting for you! You said that you have such fine skin and tender flesh. I am not afraid of carrying you. I am only afraid that my feet will slip.
If you take it into the goblin cave, it will become ready-made Tang Monk meat!"
"Hahaha……"
After the break, He Huan looked at the tourists, "As we all know, what is Stone City most famous for?"
"Ashima!"
"Wrong! Senior brother, tell them!" He Huan turned around and folded his arms arrogantly and shyly.
What is this for? The tourists smiled and looked at him curiously.
The senior brother smiled and said: "The most famous person in Stone City is Little White Dragon! If I hadn't been his senior brother, you wouldn't be able to see him today! You have to queue up to see him!"
"Wow!" Everyone looked at He Huan.
He Huan smiled and said nothing.
The elder brother looked at him.
He Huan continued to lean sideways and raised his ears, "Keep praising! It's not enough!"
"Hahaha..." The tourists jumped up and down.
I am really convinced by him! Who explains it? You have to show him the way, and you have to praise him!
The senior brother smiled and said: "There is a famous poem in Stone City: From a distance, the stone is big, but up close, the stone is big! The stone is indeed big, it is indeed a big stone!"
The tourists are already laughing.
"There will be more later!" He Huan reminded.
Tourists also became curious.
The elder brother smiled at him and asked the tourists: "Do you know what it is?"
The tourists shook their heads.
"The stone is so beautiful, not as good as the little white dragon. From now on, when I look at the stones, I think of the little white dragon."
"Wa hahaha……"
"Wow! Hahaha..." He Huan imitated them and turned around, "This is not Xiao Bailong's boasting. As we all know, only senior brothers like to boast and report his family name wherever he goes!
What happened to me, Old Sun, back then...my little Bailong was silent, and I was never like him."
The tourists laughed, and the elder brother looked at him with joy.
He Huan smiled and said: "This is a poem written by tourists for me! It's true!"
Everyone nodded, "Okay, okay! We believe it!"
He Huan turned around and led the tourists into a sharp stone forest.
"Everyone, please see, this is called the Mountain of Swords and the Sea of Fire. Dashi City is full of sword-shaped stones. It tells the story of the senior brother who went up to the Mountain of Swords and the Sea of Fire, developed his piercing eyes, and discovered the genius of Xiao Bailong!"
The tourists laughed.
The senior brother smiled and listened to his nonsense.
He Huan didn't talk nonsense, "Look carefully, is this scene familiar?"
The tourists looked around.
He Huan said: "Several classic episodes of Journey to the West were filmed in Stone City. Let me remind you!" He Huan jumped on a big rock and said, "I call you, do you dare to agree?"
"dare!"
"Okay! I'm calling! Everyone, listen up! Monk!"
"Hahaha……"
"master!"
"Hahaha……"
"Prince Charming!"
"Hey!" the tourists responded in unison.
"Hahaha……"
He Huan stood on the stone and looked at them, "You made my little white dragon speechless. I have never seen anything like this..."
Everyone looked at him with smiles, but with murderous intent! If he were to call out the shameless people, he would be in trouble!
"A handsome and graceful man with a jade tree in the wind!"
"Hahaha..." the tourists laughed.
"Although it's a little worse than my little white dragon."
The tourists were laughing all over the place looking for rocks, mainly looking for rocks.
He Huan said with a smile: "The episode "Lotus Lotus Cave", also known as the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King, can be said to be the most twists and turns and joyful episode in "Journey to the West"! This episode was filmed in Stone City!"
"Wow!" The tourists looked around again.
"You are much more relaxed today. At that time, the Stone City was a rugged place, and the actors were crawling and rolling in the rocks. They couldn't be fairies without any skills.
Remember? King Golden Horn painted the portraits of his master and disciples, and asked King Silver Horn to catch them. If he caught them wrong, he would not eat them. This proves that King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn are not sea kings."
"Hahaha..." The tourists were staggering around, especially a few female tourists.
He Huan looked at them, "They are so handsome when they are the Supreme Laojun, but they are still cute when they are fairies, right? Female Bodhisattvas?"
"Yes!" Several female tourists replied loudly.
"After all, there are not many people as pretty and cute as me." He Huan turned around and walked forward.
The tourists reacted and laughed like crazy.
The elder brother couldn't laugh or cry.
He Huan turned around and reminded them, "You have arrived at the goblin den now, don't get carried away!"
"Who is getting carried away?" Several female tourists laughed so hard!
A group of tourists followed him happily among the narrow and steep rocks.
Walking to a wide place, He Huan turned around and said, "In that episode, there was a Sun Xingzhe, a Zhe Xingsun, and another Xingzhe Sun!" He Huan raised his finger and pointed at the senior brother, "Look here, there is a Xingzhe.
Just Sun Jue!"
"Hahaha……"
The elder brother was speechless.
"So this is how big brother's changes are endless!"
We climbed up to Wangfeng Pavilion with laughter and laughter all the way, and looked at the stone peaks like a forest of swords and swords, which was spectacular!
He Huan said: "The miraculous craftsmanship is most vividly reflected here! This is what nature has figured out bit by bit!"
The tourists nodded one after another. He Huan took pictures of them.
After coming down from Wangfeng Pavilion, He Huan said: "Little fairies! Sing a song!"
The tourists couldn't stop laughing.
"Don't be embarrassed. Come on, subtle ghosts and clever insects. Give them a name and say that the king asked me to patrol the mountains."
The tourists looked at each other, "Who is the subtle ghost? The wise worm?"
He Huan looked back at Senior Brother, "Senior Brother, haven't you become a subtle ghost and a wise worm? Are you pretending to be confused here?"
The senior brother was speechless, but the tour guide was not afraid of the stage, especially since the tourists were looking at him with smiles.
"The king asked me to patrol the mountain..." The senior brother started.
Everyone looked at each other, one opened his mouth and the other followed, and they really started singing!
This made other tourists look at their group.
But today, the Torch Festival went to the Black Forest. Dashi City was rarely quiet, and cheerful songs echoed among the strange stone peaks.
The senior brother looked at him and realized that only a tour guide like him could ask tourists to sing!
After singing to cheer up his spirit, he went to Little Rock City again. He Huan said: "By the way, why is Stone City so closely related to my brothers and sisters? In "Journey to the West", Little White Dragon only changed into human form three times. Do you remember?
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"Remember! It's the episode where we saved the princess of Baoxiang Kingdom!"
"Yes! At that time, senior brother was driven back to Huaguo Mountain by his master, and he met the yellow-robed monster. That episode was also filmed in Stone City."
"Wow!"
"Now everyone, be careful. At that time, I was the master who was afraid of death and starvation."
"Hahaha……"
"When I was thirsty and hungry, I remembered that my senior brother was here, so I asked my second and third senior brothers to go to Huazhai. After waiting for a long time, they didn't come, so they wandered off and fell into the cave of the yellow-robed monster.
Speaking of this yellow-robed monster! He is a very good man! When the goblins around him say bad things about his wife, they think he is a green tea bitch, and he is deceived by his own wife.
The key is that he was so angry that he refused to take action against the madam. He let him go when the madam asked him to, but whenever the madam pretended to be sick, he spit out golden elixirs! The purpose of capturing Tang Monk was to make his madam immortal!
How many men can do what he does now? So the princess of Baoxiang Kingdom is a bit unethical! When you were in heaven, you flirted with Kuimu Lang and came down to earth. When you went down to earth and became a couple, you moaned every day and wanted to go back to your Baoxiang Kingdom.
Go be a princess!
However, it’s not Baihuashy’s fault, Huangpao can only blame himself. Do you know why?”