Chapter 59 If you dare to laugh at me, I will repay you
Chapter 59 If you dare to laugh at me, I will retaliate
Author: Li Feng
Chapter 59 If you dare to laugh at me, I will retaliate
The night at the end of the day is very boring. There is a lack of all entertainment facilities, and the nightlife is basically zero. All people can do is bicker and chat.
When the three teams were tired of bickering, they would exchange some experiences with each other. Of course, the biggest secret in the team was still kept secret. And the three team captains even had an unprecedented talk for a while, discussing how to be on duty at night.
The number of people has been increased from two to three, with one person from each of the three teams. Each shift still lasts two hours, and others will replace it when the time is up.
Professor Wang sat in the corner of the supermarket, turning on the flashlight of his mobile phone from time to time, writing a few words in his notebook, and from time to time scratching his head, which had few hairs left.
Luffy and Lin Qiaoni were sitting on the sofa in the supermarket bar. Next to each other, there were small desk lamps, which were powered by car batteries.
By the faint light, they each held books in their hands, absorbing knowledge.
Late at night, for the first time, a group of survivors followed the team's organization and found an empty room to rest.
As for whether someone would leave the team to do something they love in the dead of night, it is unknown.
"Brother, I'm going to rest first, you"
"Go to your room!" Luffy said after a pause.
"Forehead!"
Lin Qiaoni was stunned for a moment, then said after a while, "Okay!"
During the day, Lin Qiaoni chose a room on the third floor. No one lived in it before the apocalypse, and there were no corpses. It seemed to be a wedding room. The walls of each room were covered with wedding photos. The photos showed the handsome man and the beautiful woman, which matched each other very well.
of a pair.
but now.
The room was very clean, and Lin Qiaoni occupied it as soon as she found it.
Lin Qiaoni walked ahead anxiously, walked into the corridor, and went up the stairs. She felt uncomfortable all over, as if the eyes behind her could penetrate her clothes, and her whole body felt itchy as if ants were crawling.
She also didn't understand why Luffy, who had always treated her with respect, suddenly asked to go back to the room with her.
And it's late at night.
The three people on duty looked at her, covering their mouths and snickering.
In the past, everyone might have just speculated about her relationship with Luffy, but after tonight, everyone will probably know it for sure.
"Is this day really coming?
But the room I chose is perfect for tonight.
But, I haven't taken a shower for several days. Will this spoil my brother's fun?
It’s true, brother, I didn’t know to tell you earlier. If I had known it, I would have thought of a way to take a bath and get some candles. How romantic would that be?
Oh~ there is no measure, what if something happens?
By the way, Luffy is a zombie, so there should be racial segregation!
A few days ago, the biology teacher just explained the principles of apartheid and has not yet returned it to the teacher!
I heard that the first time will be very painful and may bleed!
But they said they felt very comfortable and enjoyed it afterwards.
Oops, what was I thinking?
My face is so hot!
Why is the heartbeat so fast?
How to do how to do?
Who can give me an answer? Waiting online!
But no one gave her the answer. Until she brought Luffy to the room in confusion, her heart was still uneasy, her mind was still restless, and her expression was still in a trance.
Luffy was already sitting on the sofa, looking at Lin Qiaoni who was standing next to him in a daze, and asked, "Aren't you going to sleep?"
"Ah!" Lin Qiaoni suddenly woke up and asked quickly, "Ah, brother, which room should we go to?"
"Forehead!"
Luffy also immediately understood that this girl thought that he followed her up to "eat" her.
In fact, there is no wrong intention, it’s just, hey, it’s a last resort!
"What I mean is that you go to the bedroom to sleep, and I'll read a book in the living room!" Luffy said. He wanted to be more tactful, but conditions didn't allow it. Although his voice sounded nice, it didn't sound emotional at all.
.
After listening to Luffy's words, Lin Qiaoni's expression became a little gloomy. Her illusions along the way were shattered. She smiled bitterly and asked, "Brother, don't my faces look good?"
"nice!"
"Don't I have an attractive figure?"
Luffy subconsciously looked up and said, "It's not bad!"
The figure of a seventeen-year-old girl definitely couldn't be compared with some of the young ladies he met before the end of the world. Of course, it was just okay, to be honest.
Lin Qiaoni gritted her teeth, what did she mean by "okay", but then she thought about what kind of woman Mr. Lu had not encountered before the end of his life. Thinking about those Yingying Yanyan, I guess she really could only be called "okay"!
Immediately, he no longer struggled with this issue and asked again, "Before the end, I was clean and tidy, and I didn't even hold a boy's hand, but I can't stand in your eyes, brother?"
Luffy was troubled, not knowing what to say.
Suddenly, Lin Qiaoni grabbed Luffy's hand and put it towards her chest.
"Brother, I am really ready! If I die one day, I will die with no regrets!" Her voice became urgent.
If it were in the past, Luffy would definitely give in half-heartedly and let nature take its course, and maybe a mortal guest would come as the host.
But now, of course, he would not refuse. He came up with Lin Qiaoni to announce to the survivors the issue of Lin Qiaoni's sovereignty.
He can't control his body yet, so of course he can't take the initiative to tease, but he can still do it passively.
Under Lin Qiaoni's control and his slight exertion, Harmony kept changing its shape.
For a long time, just as Lin Qiaoni was waiting expectantly for Luffy's next move, Luffy withdrew his hand.
"Brother, you~" Lin Qiaoni asked puzzledly.
"I'm a zombie!"
"No matter who you are, I'm willing to do it!" Lin Qiaoni leaned closer again.
"Yes~" Lu Fei leaned back.
Suddenly, Lin Qiaoni burst into laughter.
On the contrary, it made Luffy stunned.
"why are you laughing?"
Lin Qiaoni smiled and said, "Brother, I just made an analysis in my mind. Do you want to listen to what I said?"
"What?"
Lin Qiaoni laughed again and said, "First of all, you came to my room tonight to tell people outside that I am yours! You are afraid that there will be suitors around me, maybe because you don't want all the hard work you put into me to go to waste, or maybe because
Your possessiveness may be at play, and there may be other factors at play. For example, you like me a little bit, but no matter what the factors are, in your heart, you don’t want someone to pursue me! Brother, you are right.
?"
Luffy didn't deny it, "Maybe!"
"It's not over yet, brother!" Lin Qiaoni continued, "I had a reaction just now, but you didn't react at all!
So, it’s not that our young master Lu has changed his gender, but that he has a last resort! Haha! Brother, as a zombie, you can’t control your little brother now!”
"Depend on!"
Luffy cursed secretly, suddenly raised his hand and strangled Lin Qiaoni's neck, and said, "Are you laughing at me?"
For any man, if that place doesn't work well, it's hard to tell.
The huge strength in her hands made Lin Qiaoni unable to breathe. She stared and shook her head, trying to tell Luffy that she didn't mean to laugh, but she couldn't make any sound at all.
She regretted exposing Luffy's scar.
Two lines of tears fell down.
There was a pistol at her waist, but she didn't want to take it out. She looked into Luffy's eyes.
The life you saved will be returned to you!
After a long time, Lin Qiaoni felt that her breathing suddenly became easier.
"Why don't you use a gun?" Luffy asked.
Lin Qiaoni shook her head and said, "The gun is for killing enemies, not for you, brother!"
"Ha! Okay!"
He told Lin Qiaoni the biggest secret of being a zombie, but this little secret was nothing.
Of course, he would not kill a woman he had cultivated with great difficulty so easily.
It's just that if she told this little secret, it would hurt a "man's" self-esteem too much.
It's tolerable, but it's intolerable.
At that moment, Luffy possessed him, raised his sniper rifle, and slowly unscrewed the long silencer on the muzzle. His movements were extremely slow!
"You laughed at me. I felt like I received a critical hit of 10,000 points. I want you to know that even if I am a zombie and have hidden diseases, I can still make you want to die!"
"Uh! No!" Lin Qiaoni's face turned pale. Maybe Luffy wouldn't kill her, but if he was more perverted, he might still be able to do it.
"Hahaha!"
Luffy laughed, and although his face couldn't show it, Lin Qiaoni still made up an extremely obscene face on her own.
"If you dare to laugh at me, I will retaliate! Quack, quack, quack!"
The soulless laughter seemed to come from the devil.