In the restaurant, Wu Xiaofeng also talked eloquently: "Senior Sister Lu, it doesn't matter who you look at. Look at that woman, wearing a warm turtleneck sweater, she is intellectual and elegant."
"The coffee I drink in my hand has no sugar added, and the sugar packet is put aside. It controls the body's sugar intake very well."
"A young lady like this, I'm afraid she won't refuse me. As long as I'm sincere and not greasy, I'll strike up a conversation."
"Then you are wrong." Seeing Wu Xiaofeng's confidence, Gu Chen glanced at the woman, then withdrew his gaze and said:
"Look at the oil stains on her collar. When I just walked past her, I could already smell the smell of hot pot on her body. She must have been eating hot pot for lunch."
"And at this time, I only ordered one drink, so I must be waiting for friends."
Seeing Wu Xiaofeng and Lu Weiwei observing secretly, Gu Chen added: "Also, where her phone is, there are scenes of eating and broadcasting."
"In my opinion, she wasn't staring at you just now, but she was staring at the chicken legs in front of you."
"Chicken legs?" Glancing at the chicken drumsticks in front of him, Wu Xiaofeng waved his hands and said, "No way, she must be peeking at me. I just made eye contact with her. If you don't believe me, just wait."
As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Xiaofeng stood up and walked towards the woman at the next table.
Lu Weiwei was also full of questions, thinking when did Wu Xiaofeng become so proactive?
However, just a moment later, Wu Xiaofeng came back with a dejected face, lying weakly on the table.
"What's wrong? Wu Xiaofeng, are they interested in you?" It felt like Wu Xiaofeng's expression changed too quickly.
He looked confident just now, but now he suddenly feels discouraged.
You don’t need to guess to know that the conversation must have been frustrated.
Wu Xiaofeng knocked his forehead on the table, gave a thumbs up with a look of shame on his face and said, "Senior Brother Gu, you are really amazing, you have guessed everything right."
"The woman was indeed waiting for a friend, and her lunch was indeed hot pot. Moreover, she kept looking at me just now, and she indeed felt that the chicken drumstick in front of me was exactly the same as the food on her mobile phone.
That’s why I look at it more.”
"So, Junior Brother Gu's guesses are all correct?" Lu Weiwei looked confused.
Wu Xiaofeng nodded silently: "That's right, Senior Brother Gu guessed it right. Why is he so powerful?"
"As you handle more cases, you will also feel that there are clues in everyone around you. Every movement they make, even the language they speak, the clothes they wear, and even what they are doing, can reveal a lot of information."
Gu Chen also started the on-site teaching mode to teach Wu Xiaofeng a good lesson.
Wu Xiaofeng said with a dull look on his face: "Senior Brother Gu, with your way of living, random passers-by on the street can be analyzed on the spot by you, isn't this too scary?"
"It's not like I'm asking you to deliberately analyze others. What Junior Brother Gu means is that you should pay more attention to people's actions and cultivate your investigative abilities. Once you discover the case, you will be able to accurately and quickly interpret a lot of important information and clues from these people."
Lu Weiwei glanced at Gu Chen and asked, "Right, Junior Brother Gu?"
"That's right." Gu Chen nodded silently and said with a slight smile: "Actually, that's what Senior Sister Lu said. This is the basic requirement for members of our criminal investigation team."
"Just like Ding Liang and Huang Zunlong before, when they first came to the police station, they were assigned to set out to catch thieves."
"At that time, several well-known thieves in the market walked past them without any clues."
"But now, as long as you let these habitual thieves look at each other, Ding Liang and Huang Zunlong will definitely spot you in the crowd. This is experience and requires constant training."
"That's it." After hearing what Gu Chen said, Wu Xiaofeng understood.
But suddenly he felt a little disappointed and said: "I originally thought I could meet love here, but I didn't expect that I am just being sentimental."
"Haha." Hearing Wu Xiaofeng's words, Lu Weiwei laughed twice and asked out of curiosity: "What? No partner yet?"
"Senior Sister Lu, did you know that I am single?" Wu Xiaofeng was a little shy and said helplessly:
"Isn't it the end of the year again without realizing it? For those of us who have been busy outside for a year, what we long for most right now is nothing more than to go home and reunite with our relatives."
"However, for those of us who are single, the biggest trouble will follow."
"Urge to marry?" Lu Weiwei glanced at Wu Xiaofeng and seemed to understand the meaning of Wu Xiaofeng's words.
Wu Xiaofeng nodded silently: "Yes, I am urged to get married every festive season."
"Especially when faced with people like my parents and elders, the tricks they often use to urge marriage come one after another. I can't even prepare myself mentally."
"How old are you? Are you urging us to get married? Then Junior Brother Gu and I don't want to live anymore?" I feel like this junior brother Wu Xiaofeng also has worries about urging marriage.
Lu Weiwei really didn't expect it.
But Wu Xiaofeng said with a helpless look: "The customs are different in each place. In the countryside where we are, you have to get married in your early 20s, especially my father and my mother, who gave birth to me when they were less than 20 years old.
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"Pfft." After hearing what Wu Xiaofeng said, the drink Lu Weiwei had just taken into her mouth suddenly spurted out again: "Oh my God, your parents are quite young then?"
"Isn't that right?" Wu Xiaofeng scratched the back of his head and couldn't help complaining: "Anyway, my hometown village advocates early marriage. If it weren't for the minimum age for marriage, many people would get married before they were 20.
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"Of course, there are also some people who have children before they are 20 years old. Anyway, there are many. That's the custom."
"Wu Xiaofeng, if I remember correctly, you are from Hu Jian, right?" In order to match the Fujian accent, Lu Weiwei specially pronounced "福" as "hu".
Wu Xiaofeng nodded silently: "Brother Han Yunfei and I live in the same place. His home is only about ten miles away from mine."
"I see." Lu Weiwei immediately understood the local customs and couldn't help but said: "Getting married early has the advantage of getting married early, but the key is where is your girlfriend?"
"Well……"
Wu Xiaofeng couldn't answer what Lu Weiwei said.
Seeing Wu Xiaofeng starting to feel embarrassed, Lu Weiwei also smiled teasingly: "Damn, don't elders like to talk about this now?"
"I also have experience with this. First of all, they must be talkative carpet-bombing."
"To be honest, this routine has no technical content and can easily trigger the rebellious psychology of singles."
After a pause, Lu Weiwei added: "However, this tactic is the simplest and most practical."
"Attack regardless of time, place, or occasion."
"You may be immersed in the nagging of your elders throughout the Spring Festival holiday."
"As long as your willpower is a little weak, as long as you have a blind date that you don't hate very much, you will basically surrender."
"Senior Sister Lu, what you said is so right." Seeing that Lu Weiwei had such feelings, Wu Xiaofeng instantly became interested: "Then you are also in a miserable state."
"That was when I just graduated. My parents didn't care. They were just those seven aunts and eight aunts who were urging me to get married. They were afraid that I would be snatched away by a man outside the capital."
When Gu Chen heard this, he immediately asked out of curiosity: "Senior Sister Lu actually has such an experience?"
"Isn't that right?" Seeing that Gu Chen was also interested in listening, Lu Weiwei sat upright and preached and received her karma in a serious manner.
"Let me tell you, oh, it really annoyed me to death at that time. What I just told you was only at the elementary level, so it's nothing."
"I'm most afraid of those kind of action-oriented people, all kinds of serial blind dating techniques..."
"The Serial Blind Date Technique?" After hearing Lu Weiwei's boastful talk, Wu Xiaofeng's eyes suddenly widened and he said with great interest: "What is the Serial Blind Date Technique? Senior Sister Lu, please tell us so that we can avoid it.
thunder."
Lu Weiwei chuckled and couldn't help but say: "This deadly serial blind date technique is actually very simple. It happens when you first step on the train station."
"The son of my father's colleague, Uncle Zhang, happened to send his friends here. It just happened that he could send you and your family back."
"Then we arrived at the door of our house and said goodbye to brother Xiao Zhang. The nephew of our neighbor, Uncle Li, happened to come to visit my uncle again and helped carry your luggage back home."
"You entered the house, and you found that the third aunt came to visit with her cousin and her cousin's best friends."
"The third aunt hasn't gone out yet, and the second aunt brought her friend and her friend's son to your mother to play cards."
Shaking her head, Lu Weiwei also said with a helpless face: "You said, would you believe these so many coincidences?"
Gu Chen and Wu Xiaofeng shook their heads together.
Lu Weiwei clapped her hands, flicked her fingers and said, "That's right, you don't believe it either, fools don't know what kind of wishful thinking these elders have in mind."
"Especially all of this was actually planned by the two elders Xuan Ming in the family a few months ago."
"I guess in their small circle of life, it is difficult for any boy who can date you to slip through the net."
"I didn't expect uncle and aunt to be so worried about Senior Sister Lu's lifelong affairs?" Gu Chen lowered his head and just ate the dishes without looking up at everyone.
Lu Weiwei became more and more enthusiastic as she spoke, gesturing with her hands and saying, "This is just average."
"It was mainly my elder relatives who instigated me. When I returned home that year, I felt that I had to face such meticulous action-oriented elders, and after several dazzling encounter-style blind dates, most people have long forgotten their original criteria for choosing a mate.
Is it a principle?"
"Well, it seems to make sense." Wu Xiaofeng nodded silently.
Lu Weiwei smiled and said: "So you, Xiao Wu, haven't seen anything more powerful yet, that is, the inspiring type, that is, other people's children are coming back to the world again."
Changing her posture, Lu Weiwei continued to gesture with her chopsticks: "Let me tell you, this kind of parents will not directly urge you to get married, but they will talk to you endlessly."
"The son of so-and-so finds a rich father-in-law, and has a good career and love."
"The daughter of so-and-so has caught a golden husband and lives a happy life."
"Or maybe when you see someone else's baby, you can't move for an instant. The love goes from the outside to the inside. How can this scene not hurt your heart?"
"Well……"
Hearing what Lu Weiwei said, Wu Xiaofeng suddenly felt depressed.
However, Lu Weiwei's words and deeds were not over yet. She continued: "These are not the key points. The key point is psychological warfare."
"Heart... psychological warfare?" Wu Xiaofeng's expression was stunned, feeling that this has escalated?
"Of course, you haven't seen it before, have you?" Seeing that Wu Xiaofeng had never experienced such severe beatings in society, Lu Weiwei simply explained to him:
"This so-called psychological warfare is to use emotion and reason. This kind of parents generally belong to the high-knowledge type."
"They may have a long conversation with you from time to time, ranging from personal experiences to Chang'e flying to the moon, from global warming to the international situation."
"Anyway, in the end it will definitely make you realize that you are the butterfly flapping its wings."
"The world's resource crisis is caused by your unmarried life."
"It's wrong for you to be single, it's wrong for you not to be married, and it's even more wrong for you not to have children."
After a pause, Lu Weiwei added: "In short, if you don't resolve your life-long affairs during this Spring Festival, then you will be simply an unfaithful, unfilial, benevolent and unjust person."
"When you meet such parents, it can be said that you don't even have a chance to resist."
"Haha." After hearing Lu Weiwei's words, Wu Xiaofeng suddenly felt hopeless.
However, just when Wu Xiaofeng thought that the situation was over, Lu Wei continued: "Of course, there is also the trump card, sacrificing one's life for righteousness."
"Pfft...so many?" Wu Xiaofeng held his head in his hands, feeling that this Spring Festival was destined to be extraordinary.
Lu Weiwei nodded silently: "Of course there is, and this routine can be called a sure-kill move. If you don't use it, you will be defeated."
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Looking at Wu Xiaofeng and Gu Chen, Lu Weiwei smiled faintly: "Are you curious about what the routine is?"
"Uh-huh."
Gu Chen and Wu Xiaofeng both nodded.
Lu Weiwei snapped her fingers and said: "Since it is called sacrificing one's life for righteousness, then of course one has to sacrifice oneself."
"For example, if the elder is seriously ill, his only wish before his death is to see you get married and start a business."
"You don't have much to say anyway, but a heavy word 'filial piety' is pressing on your head. How can you not bow your head at this time?"
"Haha." Wu Xiaofeng shivered after hearing this, as if he had already foreseen what kind of critical attack he would encounter when he returned home during the Spring Festival this year.
It can be said that after hearing the situations mentioned by Lu Weiwei, Wu Xiaofeng, who is single, suddenly felt a chill behind him."
Do you feel like you are really ready to go home for the New Year?
Thinking of this, Wu Xiaofeng quickly asked: "Senior Sister Lu, since these are the routines of the elders, is there any way to break these routines?"
"Well... it's not like there aren't any methods." Lu Weiwei scratched her head and thought, and couldn't help but say:
"Then you just make up a story and say that you already have a partner. I originally agreed to come back with you, but just the day before yesterday, something suddenly happened and I couldn't come. Anyway, you can make it up no matter what."
"Isn't this...isn't this a lie?" I felt that in order to avoid embarrassment, I even had to make up lies to frustrate my elders.
Wu Xiaofeng felt strange.
However, at this time, the three of them discovered that many diners sitting at the nearby table were listening to the three of them discussing the issue with great interest.
Lu Weiwei, who had regained her composure, sat up straight and quickly explained awkwardly: "I...we were just chatting, just chatting."
"Wow!"
Seeing that the discussion was over, the diners immediately turned around.
The older diners seem to have begun to study the routines according to the methods Lu Weiwei just mentioned.
It seems that the young diners have begun to study the lightning protection rules according to the methods Lu Weiwei just mentioned.
How embarrassing the scene must be.
At this moment, Chu Yuhan, who was fashionably dressed, walked into the restaurant.
Lu Weiwei, who was eating the dishes, spotted Chu Yuhan and was about to raise her hand to tell Chu Yuhan where she was, but Chu Yuhan waved to the woman at the next table and walked directly towards her.
"Lulu, have you been waiting for a long time?" Chu Yuhan said with a smile.
The woman named Lulu also complained: "I've been waiting for you for a long time, and my stomach is almost hungry. Why did you come here?"
"Isn't my phone lost? Many of my wireless Bluetooth headsets can't be shipped, so I borrowed a phone from my roommate to use first." Seeing Lulu angry, Chu Yuhan quickly explained.
When Lulu heard this, she quickly asked her: "Then what will you do if your mobile phone is gone? Didn't you say it was only a few days after you bought it? Didn't it cost ten thousand less?"
"Isn't that right?" Chu Yuhan also grinned and said lightly: "But the police from Furong Branch have found my mobile phone for me and asked me to return it."
As he said this, Chu Yuhan suddenly slapped his head: "Oh my god, I was so busy attending an appointment with you that I forgot that the police are still waiting for me. I have to contact them quickly."
"Then you don't have to be so anxious."
Just when Chu Yuhan was anxious, a familiar voice came from behind.
Chu Yuhan quickly turned around and saw that Lu Weiwei was waving her right hand to Chu Yuhan: "We have been waiting for you here for a long time."
"Oh, it's Officer Lu."
Seeing that everyone was there, Chu Yuhan hurriedly walked to the table with several people and apologized:
"Sorry, after this phone was stolen, many warehouse delivery orders were messed up. I worked at the warehouse outside the school for a long time to get it done. I was so busy that I lost track of time."
Looking down at his watch, Chu Yuhan said with a wry smile: "I'm sorry, I'm an hour late. Aren't you hungry?"
"Isn't this dinner time?" Lu Weiwei said.
Chu Yuhan suddenly raised her right hand in a strange way: "In this way, as an apology, I, Chu Yuhan, will be responsible for paying for Officer Gu, Officer Lu and Officer Wu's dinner. How about that?"
"No, Chu Yuhan, we just want to come to this restaurant for dinner. You don't need to treat us to this meal." Lu Weiwei also declined kindly.
She knew that Gu Chen would not agree.
Chu Yuhan smiled bitterly and said, "I'm so sorry that it took you so long."
"It's okay, we've already got off work." Gu Chen smiled lightly, not wanting to embarrass Chu Yuhan.
At this time, Lulu from the next table also came over, looked at the people in front of her, and asked curiously: "Chu Yuhan, are these the police officers who returned your mobile phone?"
"Yes, I forgot to introduce you." Thinking that she was too late, Chu Yuhan quickly introduced a few people.
"This is Lulu, Chu Xiaolu, we are from the same village."
Glancing at Gu Chen and the others, Chu Yuhan immediately introduced to Chu Xiaolu: "This is Gu Chen, the captain of the criminal investigation team of Furong Branch, this is Lu Weiwei, the deputy leader of the third criminal investigation team, and this is Wu from the third criminal investigation team.
Xiaofeng.”
"Hello."
"Hello."
A few people communicated briefly and got to know each other instantly.
Seeing Chu Xiaolu come to the table at this time, Chu Yuhan took the opportunity to say: "How about we all eat together, I will add a few more dishes, and this meal can be treated as if I treat you and my best friend to a meal, okay?"
Seeing that Chu Yuhan and Chu Xiaolu hadn't had dinner yet, Gu Chen couldn't refuse, so he nodded and agreed, "Okay, I won't do this next time."
"That's great." Seeing that Gu Chen agreed, Chu Yuhan immediately moved two stools from the next table and waved to the waiter: "Waiter, I want to add another dish."
After the two of them sat down, the waiter came over with a menu.
Chu Yuhan ordered some dishes in an instant, and then started chatting with everyone again.
During the chat, Gu Chen learned that after graduating from high school, Chu Xiaolu did not choose to continue studying, but instead worked at an e-commerce company in Jiangnan City.
Chu Yuhan, who is in college, is already an expert in group buying on campus.
Taking advantage of his status as campus leader, he made a lot of money selling wireless Bluetooth headsets.
While they were chatting, Gu Chen took out Chu Yuhan's stolen mobile phone from his pocket and put it on the table. He pushed it in front of her and said, "Look to see if there is any damage to the phone."
After the phone was lost and recovered, Chu Yuhan also started to look through the various software in her phone after unlocking it with her fingerprint.
After repeated confirmations, he thanked me happily and said: "The phone is intact. The thief stole the phone, but it must not have been unlocked."
"This time my phone was lost and recovered. I really want to thank you, the Criminal Investigation Team of Furong Branch. You are really great."
"This is what we should do." Gu Chen picked up the dishes with chopsticks and smiled lightly.
Seeing this, Chu Yuhan quickly stood up, picked up the food for Gu Chen and said, "Officer Gu, you have helped me a lot, can I make a banner and send it to you?"
"We don't need the pennant, right?" Wu Xiaofeng glanced at the two of them and couldn't help complaining: "Besides, we really have no place to put the pennant in our office."
"It doesn't matter. You don't think you have too many pennants. It shows that you are excellent. Leave this matter to me. I know a boss who makes pennants."
Seeing the lively conversation among several people, Chu Xiaolu couldn't help but interrupt.
Everyone looked at each other and smiled lightly.
The dishes were served one after another, and everyone was full and full.
At this time, Chu Xiaolu took out her phone and checked the time, then whispered to Chu Yuhan: "Yuhan, can you see me off when you go back later? I'm afraid that perverted guy will show up again."
"Huh?" Chu Yuhan seemed to have thought of something and hurriedly pointed at Gu Chen and others and said: "The ready-made police are right here. Let Officer Gu and others take you back later."
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