The village entrance is undoubtedly the information and cultural exchange center for the whole village.
And those aunts and a few uncles naturally formed the forum of hundreds of schools in the village.
For 500 years in the village, there is nothing they don't know about.
What about the boss having the upper hand and the west having the short, three toads with four eyes, whose wife doesn’t wash the dishes, etc.
Anyway, news in the village is destined to be spread from there at the first time.
According to what the man said, the transmission speed is faster than 5G.
"Then what did they say about you?" Thinking that waiting for others would be boring, Lu Weiwei instantly turned into an entertainment reporter.
Thinking that he had never had such a beautiful girl around him, and they came two at once, the man was naturally willing to start chatting, and he also said with a smile:
"Not only did you say, fuck me, I'm speechless." Taking out the fruit plate at home, the man placed it in front of everyone and said, "Anyway, I didn't go home for the whole year the year before last, and there was a rumor in the village that I was arrested."
"What?" After taking the candy from the man, Lu Weiwei was immediately stunned: "You were arrested?"
"Isn't this a rumor?" The man waved his hand and quickly denied it: "In order to refute the rumors, I decided to come back early last year, but the villagers said that I was released early."
Lu Weiwei: "..."
Officer Wang: "..."
Yuan Shasha: "..."
Gu Chen asked curiously: "What about this year? What do the people in the village say?"
"I didn't want to come back this year." The man couldn't help complaining as he ate the peeled peanuts, "But, I'm afraid they will rumor that I went in again."
"Then if you hide from them or come back secretly so that they don't see you, you should be able to escape, right?" Lu Weiwei also tried her best to help the man.
But the man waved his hand and said: "As the saying goes, if you can hide from the first day of the new year, you can't hide from the fifth day of the new year. Unless you come back and never show up, don't let the news leak out."
"Once they find out that you came back secretly, there will be nothing good to say about it."
After the words fell, the man also had a sad look on his face: "Well, I have to tell you what shameful things you did outside anyway."
"Otherwise, I'll lose money. Otherwise, why are you so sneaky?"
"Then do they talk about who they meet?" Yuan Shasha also expressed curiosity. After all, she grew up in the city and rarely encountered rural culture.
"That's usually the case." The man nodded silently and said lightly: "I didn't remember you at first, but your passing by here, alas, has brought back their memories."
"Then the next step is to start a special lecture about your home."
"Let's talk about your family affairs or your affairs."
"What are you talking about?" Gu Chen didn't know much about this either. It was the first time he heard about such fresh and refined culture, and he was very interested for a while.
The man chuckled: "What else can you do? For example, if you are a woman and you dress up nicely, they will say that you look like a ghost every day."
"Why do you think you are so beautiful? You look like you are not someone who is going through life."
"If she doesn't look good, will it be fine?" Lu Weiwei also had a sudden thought.
"No, no, no, that's a big deal." The man refuted Lu Weiwei's point of view and said: "If you are ugly, they will say that you need so many gifts to be so ugly, no wonder you can't get married."
"Then if there were no shortcomings, it would definitely not be mentioned, right?" Yuan Shasha also asked her own question.
It feels like this rural CBD is really a land of rivers and lakes.
The man covered his mouth and snickered: "That's not necessarily the case. There are so many topics we can talk about. For example, I just asked you if you are married?"
"If you haven't, just say you are too picky, and then give me another example, well, so-and-so is not married at the age of 40, and no one wants to pay for it in the end."
"It sounds like this is what will happen to you in the future."
Officer Wang cracked the melon seeds and almost burst out laughing: "So, what if we get married?"
"If you have been married for several years and have no children, they will say that either you are sick or your husband is sick."
Officer Wang: "..."
The man didn't stop and continued: "They don't care about your plan to have a child. In short, the word 'sick' sums it up for you."
"If you hear this, if you don't have a good psychological quality, you might get sick from anger."
"If you get pregnant one day, they will say that you haven't been able to conceive after several years of marriage, and then suddenly you have a child. Well, it's hard to predict."
"Hahaha."
Lu Weiwei laughed so much that her stomach hurt, she felt that these people were too cute.
Yuan Shasha also covered her mouth and snickered, leaning on Lu Weiwei's shoulder, feeling like she almost stopped laughing.
The man saw that the two beautiful police officers were in a good mood, so he added: "Anyway, the young couple originally had a good relationship. After hearing these gossips, they will start fighting when they get back."
"Then have you ever had a head-to-head confrontation with them?" Gu Chen felt that these rural uncles and aunts were really powerful.
Considering the man's open mouth, I guess he can be comparable.
In the end, the man waved his hands and replied with a wry smile: "Of course we had a confrontation, but they tortured me completely."
"What level is he? He is a king. I am not even a bronze."
Sighing faintly, the man added: "Anyway, in order to understand their circle, I have already penetrated into the enemy."
"Get inside?" It seemed that the man was still a little excited. Lu Weiwei also asked curiously: "Then how did you get in?"
"Just treat them to a meal. It's a good meal with good wine and food. It doesn't cost much, but it makes them happy."
"Haha, sure, then what did you learn after you got in?" I feel that this man is still a clever guy, and he seems to be getting more and more interesting.
The man immediately crossed his legs and said involuntarily: "Anyway, there are many of them. When they gather together, there is usually nothing to be happy about."
"But if you talk about other people's unhappy things, you will feel very happy after talking about them."
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"So those people chatting together should have a good relationship, right?" Gu Chen said.
"Why is it good? It's all for face." The man said this with a look of disdain.
"I'm telling you, when you go today, you talk to other people."
"If you don't go one day, they will talk about you."
"Even if you are with them today and leave in the middle of the day because of something, you will still be the first person to talk about them after you leave."
Patting his chest, the man smiled bitterly and said, "So, sometimes, I have to hold back when I want to go to the toilet. You don't dare to be the first to leave at meal time, because I'm afraid I'll talk to you after I leave."
"Well, I understand this very well." Officer Wang is also a police officer who came out of the countryside, so he still knows something about these things.
But I had never paid much attention to it before, but this young man said it clearly.
Lu Weiwei asked curiously: "Then how do you usually end a conversation?"
"Just... we all agreed to go back together to cook or something, and then we all left together," the man said.
Looking at the man's leisurely look, Lu Weiwei asked him with a suppressed smile: "So...are they like this every day?"
"There are 365 days a year, except for the few days when we work in the fields. During the rest of the time, as long as it doesn't rain, they come here to chat every day." The man patted the peanut shell crumbs on his hands and complained.
Gu Chen nodded silently and said humbly: "In that case, if it rains, they won't get together to chat, right?"
"Haha." Feeling that Gu Chen was still too young, the man shook his head: "Of course not. If it rains, they will find a place where they can't get wet and continue chatting."
Glancing in the direction of the rural CBD, the man quickly stood up and patted his butt: "Okay, let's not talk anymore. I'll go to the village square and tell my mother to 'get off work' early."
Seeing that the man was about to leave, Lu Weiwei quickly smiled and said, "No, you can't let your mother 'get off work' early, otherwise they will talk about your mother again."
"Haha, I'm going to change my shift." After the man said that, he walked directly towards the village square.
Looking at the man's retreating figure, Officer Wang nodded silently: "This guy is a talent."
"But there is also a group of people like this in my hometown village. In order to sleep well at night, I also infiltrated into the 'enemy' and worked as a volunteer, helping to pick up express delivery, buy groceries and so on. At that time
It’s not easy to come home from school every time.”
"Lao Wang also has a deep understanding of it?" Feeling that what the man just said may have been experienced by Comrade Lao Wang, Lu Weiwei couldn't help but said jokingly.
Officer Wang said humbly: "Of course, it's just a basic thing. I remember that in my hometown village, there was a woman whose child was too young and didn't want to go home to celebrate the New Year."
"Her husband said that if I don't go back, he will go back by himself, otherwise others will say that he has ruined his wife and children."
"Haha, is there such a thing?" This was the first time Yuan Shasha heard it.
"You must have never heard of this, right?" It feels like a girl like Yuan Shasha, who has lived in the city since she was a child, would find it difficult to appreciate the joy of the countryside.
So Officer Wang took over the topic from the young man and smiled jokingly: "There is another one. There used to be a woman in our village. One year, her husband was celebrating the New Year at her parents' house. People in the village spread rumors that the two of them were divorced.
, someone else called that woman to show concern."
"In addition, there is my mother. I always feel that my mother is well-informed and knows everything. The key is that she is not very well-educated, and her relationships are all just talk."
Gu Chen nodded silently and said calmly: "So now the uncles and aunts are all experts. They know everything about astronomy and geography. There is nothing they don't know."
"Absolutely." Officer Wang agreed with Gu Chen's remarks and smiled teasingly:
"That guy just now, I feel like he is really talented. He should be on the Spring Festival Gala. What he said is better than the Spring Festival Gala skits. He told a lot about real rural life."
Ridicule is ridicule, after all, it is to kill time.
But what everyone is waiting for here is still the so-called perverted man.
When visiting relatives, it is not very clear to everyone when to return home.
There is no contact information for that family.
And watching the man just call his mother home to cook, everyone realized that it seemed to be meal time again.
However, the man was still in the CBD center of the village, chatting animatedly with everyone.
Wanting to know more about the perverted man, everyone decided to go to the village CBD square to get close to each other at Gu Chen's suggestion. They also learned something about the perverted man from the mouths of the uncles and aunts at the "Baijia Forum".
matter.
When they arrived at the village square, the elders and aunties who had been chatting passionately just now shut their mouths and looked at Gu Chen and the others in shock.
I saw Gu Chen and others wearing police uniforms, and there was a police car parked near the door of the man's house just now.
Everyone immediately looked at each other and started talking quietly.
An old lady said: "Hey, Shunzi, these police just came to see you, right?"
"No." The man who was teasing Gu Chen and others just waved his hand and said in denial: "How can I let the police comrades find me?"
"They must be looking for you. I saw them just now. You chatted with them for a long time. Did they commit another crime outside? How long will it take to get in this time?"
"Yeah, you said it would be terrible to catch someone who is celebrating the New Year."
"Shunzi, can't you let your mother live a peaceful life for a few years?"
For a time, many uncles and aunts joined in the teasing, and Zhang Shun was dumbfounded.
Seeing that Zhang Shun was stunned for a long time, Lu Weiwei took the initiative to help him out and said: "No, we are not here to find him, but the person we are looking for is not here for the time being, so he invited us to sit in front of his house."
"Hey, whose daughter is this? So beautiful?" An old lady looked at Lu Weiwei up and down, and said with a smile: "Girl, are you married?"
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Lu Weiwei reacted slowly, then responded with a faint smile: "Not yet... not yet."
"Then we have to hurry up. When I'm your age, my children will be able to walk." Another aunt joined in the teasing.
Lu Weiwei smiled bitterly and said: "It's... not bad."
"Girl, your Mandarin is so standard. Where is your hometown?" An old man began to inquire about Lu Weiwei's family.
Lu Weiwei responded with a faint smile: "My hometown is in the capital."
"Hey! Beijing is great, the capital. House prices are not cheap there, right?"
"It's okay, okay, I have an old house at home, so it's okay."
"If you have a house at home, it's worth tens of millions."
"Yes, now that I have an apartment in the capital, don't I have to be a multi-millionaire?"
"That's not necessarily true. I heard that housing prices in Beijing are so scary that even locals can't afford to buy a house."
"Yes, yes, locals have apartments, but what will happen when their children grow up? They can't live together, right? They have to buy a house, right? But they can't afford it."
"Big city disease."
A group of old men and women immediately began to use Lu Weiwei as the topic to start various diffuse thinking discussions.
Lu Weiwei was almost called autistic by these people, from her family to her figure to her age.
At first, I felt that I was a king in the office, but now it seems that I am still too young.
These old men and women seemed to have their mouths open, more like Gatling guns, they couldn't stop once they opened their mouths.
At this time, another old lady turned her attention to Gu Chen.
"The little queen is growing up handsomely. Your family..."
"My family is a native of Jiangnan City. There are three members of my family. We currently work in the Criminal Investigation Team of Furong Branch."
After thinking for a while, Gu Chen added: "There are three apartments at home."
Old man and old lady: "..."
It feels like this young boy is acting out of common sense. Before he even started asking questions, my dear, Gu Chen had already made a preemptive move and stopped talking about all the topics that needed to be said.
No one had ever seen such a strange character before, and they were stunned by Gu Chen's answer.
Zhang Shun on the side also suppressed laughter and quickly explained to everyone: "Don't embarrass the police comrades. They are really here to find someone, and I don't have time to talk nonsense with you."
Glancing back at Gu Chen, Zhang Shun suddenly grinned: "Right, comrade police?"
"That's right." Gu Chen nodded silently and couldn't help but said, "We came to Hongdong Village this time because we wanted to get to know the mentally ill patient."
"You're talking about that stupid big guy, right? That's... that guy Zhang Qiang." An old man seemed to understand very well.
Gu Chen nodded silently, then opened the photo album on his mobile phone, showed Zhang Shun's sketch picture in front of everyone and said, "We have been unable to find any information about this person through searches before."
"Later, based on the descriptions of eyewitnesses, I roughly drew a portrait of him. Do you think there have been any changes?"
"Let me take a look." The old man adjusted his glasses and took Gu Chen's cell phone.
Several other old men and women sitting next to him immediately swarmed around him.
Amidst everyone's chattering, the old man replied: "Zhang Qiang didn't look like this before. Indeed, he has changed a lot."
"So what did Zhang Qiang look like before?" Yuan Shasha said.
The old man raised his head and thought about it for a few seconds, and then said: "I remember the Zhang Qiang before was tall and thin. Anyway, he looked like a handsome young man."
"But when I saw him suddenly come back in the past two days, I almost didn't recognize him."
"You didn't recognize it?" It felt like this change was indeed quite big, so Gu Chen asked again: "Then Zhang Qiang hadn't been in the village for a long time?"
"Isn't that true?" Another aunt took over the topic and chatted directly: "His family was afraid that people in our village would gossip, so they took Zhang Qiang to live in the city and rarely went home. We have been there for many years.
Didn’t see them.”
"But I don't know why. In the past two days, they suddenly moved back to the village from the city. I don't know what they came here for. It feels quite strange."
"I heard from Zhang Qiang's mother that her son wanted to go back to the village to visit. After all, he missed his hometown a little," said a tall and thin aunt.
But soon, another uncle snorted and interrupted: "Do you believe this? I guess something happened in the city, so I had no choice but to send Zhang Qiang to the village."
Glancing at Gu Chen and others, the old man immediately said: "Otherwise, you wouldn't think about it, why would the police comrades come to our door? This means that Zhang Qiang must have committed something in the city."
"So his mother was afraid that something would happen to Zhang Qiang, so she hurriedly hid her son. But the police comrades are not stupid, how could they not know?"
Looking up at Gu Chen, the old man smiled and asked Gu Chen: "Right, comrade police?"
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