Lu Weiwei pursed her lips and suddenly felt something was wrong.
So she asked Officer Wang back: "Hey, Lao Wang, you said that every time the Chinese invent a festival, they must also invent a food to match it. I have to argue with you."
"What? Isn't that right?" Officer Wang turned to look at Lu Weiwei and said calmly: "For example, we eat moon cakes on the Mid-Autumn Festival, eat rice dumplings on the Dragon Boat Festival, and even eat Qingming fruit on the Qingming Festival. Am I wrong?"
"You are right, but it is not comprehensive." She lowered her head and thought for a moment, and Lu Weiwei suddenly smiled mischievously: "Then let me try too. Lao Wang, please listen to the question: Labor Day, Children's Day, Teacher's Day, Arbor Day,
Army Day, National Day, what do you eat on these holidays?”
Officer Wang:???
"What the hell..."
"How?" Looking at Officer Wang's embarrassed look, Lu Weiwei couldn't help but laugh and said: "Do you have to eat dirt on Labor Day? Eat children on Children's Day? Eat chalk dust on Teacher's Day? Chew bark on Arbor Day?"
"Haha." Yuan Shasha, who was sitting on the side, suddenly laughed out loud like a pig: "Senior Sister Lu, you are so talented. I also want to know if you are going to eat tree bark on Arbor Day?"
Officer Wang also said with a dark face: "It's a pity that you, Lu Weiwei, don't go to the construction site to argue. You are just a foodie in Jiangnan."
"What's wrong with being a foodie? The key is that I'm not fat." Lu Weiwei is quite satisfied with her body shape that she eats a lot but doesn't gain weight. Officer Wang can't resist her.
Gu Chen also watched the two people bickering quietly...
Seeing that Officer Wang was too embarrassed, he said with a smile: "My mouth started to water after hearing what you said."
"But in the eyes of foodies, there is no creature in this world that cannot be eaten, and everything can only be divided into three categories."
"Category three?" Seeing that Gu Chen knew a lot about the definition of foodie, Lu Weiwei was curious and wanted to take it.
Yuan Shasha hurriedly asked him: "What are the three categories that Senior Brother Gu mentioned specifically?"
"First." Gu Chen put down the burger in his hand and said calmly: "Of course it is edible."
"And secondly, of course it looks edible."
"The third thing is to find a way to make it edible."
"That's right, what Junior Brother Gu said is absolutely right." Lu Weiwei originally wanted to say it, but Gu Chen concluded it fully.
In the world of people with foodie attributes, there are indeed only these three categories.
Officer Wang looked at Gu Chen and asked him doubtfully: "That being said, can you be more specific?"
"Senior Brother Wang, haven't you heard that there is such a saying among the people?" Gu Chen was not impatient and continued to say calmly: "That is, not a single sheep can leave the prairie alive, and not a single sheep can leave the prairie alive.
No duck can leave Jinling City alive, and no chicken can leave Yangcheng alive."
Officer Wang was stunned for a moment, then he pointed at Gu Chen and chuckled twice: "You said that, I understand, it is indeed like this."
"And sometimes eating is not only a verb, it is also an adjective." Gu Chen said.
Officer Wang suddenly narrowed his eyes, glanced at Gu Chen and couldn't help but said, "Tell me about it."
"Do you know what the ugly one is called?" Gu Chen suddenly looked at Officer Wang.
Officer Wang shrank back: "You...don't look at me, I don't know."
"Then let me tell you, being ugly is called 'eating lotus root'." Gu Chen smiled and continued: "And being fired is called 'getting fired', having no money is called 'eating soil', and even playing a game is called 'eating lotus root'."
They can all be called 'eating chicken'."
"Eh?" Officer Wang suddenly had a clear idea and felt that this was indeed the case.
But Gu Chen didn't mean to end, and explained: "Actually, do you know? Chinese people's 'eating' is not only to fill their stomachs and satisfy their taste buds, but it can even maintain the ecology and protect the world."
Lu Weiwei and Yuan Shasha were also stunned. They looked at each other and felt that this statement was somewhat interesting.
Everyone has always recognized the contribution of foodies to economic growth, but how can it be elevated to maintaining the ecology and protecting the world?
"Is there such a statement?" Lu Weiwei was quite curious. Is it too exaggerated?
Gu Chen shook his head: "I guess you have forgotten the consequences of the invasion of foreign species into the country."
"Invasion of alien species?" Officer Wang seemed to have thought of something.
Gu Chen smiled and said, "Have you forgotten that the bullfrogs that were once unscrupulous in America suddenly turned into pickled pepper bullfrogs, dry pot bullfrogs, and chestnut-roasted bullfrogs when they came to China?"
"After the rabbits that were once rampant in Australia came to China, they immediately turned into braised rabbit meat, spicy rabbit heads, and hot pot rabbits."
"After the crayfish that was once domineering in Europe came to China, it became crayfish mooncakes, garlic crayfish, and spicy crayfish."
"And if you have to say that any creature has successfully invaded China, no need to ask, there must be only one reason, and that is that it doesn't taste good."
"Haha." Officer Wang was so happy that he thought, is there such a saying? It was the first time he heard it, and he couldn't help but said: "Let me tell you, I suggest foodies to study the relationship between mosquitoes and flies.
Eat it the right way, otherwise, I’ll look down on it.”
"Canned flies, high protein." Lu Weiwei had a sudden idea and said to Officer Wang: "Aseptic technology is available, but there is simply nothing that our countrymen dare not eat."
"Then how do you eat the scavenger? Make soup?" Officer Wang snorted twice and couldn't help but said: "This thing is not delicious."
Yuan Shasha had been sitting next to a few people, watching them bickering, and couldn't help but interject: "If you ask me, the two major worries in life are one is not having enough to eat, and the other is eating too much."
"That means we have nothing to do and we have enough to hold on?" Lu Weiwei smiled dumbly and waved her hands: "It seems that we have to thank the high yield contribution of hybrid rice."
"Our country is rich and our living conditions have improved, so we can eat whatever we choose." Officer Wang said.
While several people were making fun of her, the cleaning lady wearing a labor protection uniform also finished her lunch and left with the cleaning truck in tow.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Gu Chen looked at the time and reminded a few people: "It's almost time to go back to the branch. There are still many work plans to be completed in the afternoon, so we need to speed up the progress."
"Oh my god, how could I forget this?" Lu Weiwei seemed to be waking up from a dream.
Only then did he remember that Zhao Guozhi had given him a lot of tasks, but he hadn't even started yet.
It is true that there were not many things going on at the beginning of the year, but that was only relative. Zhao Guozhi would not let the new and old comrades of the branch idle. This was his consistent style.
When nothing happens, there are a lot of summary study reports. Zhao Guozhi wants to see everyone's enthusiasm for work.
At the beginning of the new year, there is somewhat of a Spring Festival holiday syndrome after the new year.
When I go to work after the Spring Festival, I am in a state of sleepwalking in various mental states, laziness, procrastination, and problems emerge in endlessly.
Seeing that various reports were to be submitted tomorrow, Lu Weiwei seemed to have forgotten about it, and suddenly felt that time was too short.
"It's over, it's over." Lu Weiwei held her head and said with a despairing expression: "I still have to be on duty tonight, but I haven't finished writing those reports yet. Director Zhao will definitely hang them up in the conference room tomorrow as a typical example.
"
"Is it scary?" Yuan Shasha, who has only been working for less than a year, seems to be curious about this.
Lu Weiwei threatened her and said, "That's not true. Director Zhao hates procrastination most in his life. Many tasks require us to finish today. If he knows that I haven't started preparing materials these days, he will really be in trouble.
"
After thinking about it, Lu Weiwei glanced at Officer Wang, who also had some procrastination, and asked him quickly: "Hey, Lao Wang, have you finished it?"
"I've finished it a long time ago." Seeing Lu Weiwei's disappointed look, Officer Wang suddenly suppressed a smile and said, "Don't look at me like this, my face will turn into a red apple."
"Even Lao Wang has finished it?" When Lu Weiwei heard this, she almost despaired. She looked at Yuan Shasha beside her: "Xiao Yuan, Xiao Yuan must not have finished it yet?"
"Senior Sister Lu." Although she knew that Lu Weiwei was panicking now, Yuan Shasha continued to finish the attack: "Actually, I have finished mine. I thought Senior Sister Lu had finished it too?"
Lu Weiwei instantly felt a thunderbolt flashing through her head, and the muscles and bones in her neck were all broken, as if she could not support her head at all. She lowered her head and said in frustration:
"It's over, it's over. Director Zhao's mission was issued a few days ago. I looked at how many days were left and didn't care, but the time passed too fast, didn't it?"
"It's not that time flies by so fast, it's that you procrastinate." Officer Wang said.
Lu Weiwei's eyes widened: "I... procrastinate? I have amnesia, okay?"
"Senior Sister Lu." Gu Chen looked at her and smiled with a nice smile: "I think this time is definitely too late. We all have to be on night duty in the evening. You have a lot of things to do in the afternoon. How about I help you?"
You've sorted it out."
When Lu Weiwei heard this, she immediately hugged Gu Chen and said, "Junior brother Gu, I knew you were the best. I have to rely on you at the critical moment."
Gu Chen gently pushed Lu Weiwei away, smiled and said, "Actually, it's okay to have procrastination. Which young person nowadays doesn't have procrastination?"
"And did you know? According to surveys, nearly 70% of young people admit that they like to procrastinate, set goals but are unwilling to act, and often give up halfway when executing plans."
"Yes, that's how I am." Lu Weiwei said.
"Me too." Yuan Shasha was not far behind.
Officer Wang hesitated for a few moments, then nodded silently: "Okay, I'm about the same."
"But Junior Brother Gu is talking about young people." Lu Weiwei highlighted the important point, feeling that she needed to remind Officer Wang of his identity and position.
Officer Wang glanced at her: "I am also considered a young man. How is a young man?"
Lu Weiwei no longer hesitated, but turned to look at Gu Chen: "Junior Brother Gu, I obviously know that procrastination is not good, but I just can't control myself."
"For example, I want to do something, but when I think about it, I feel weak in my limbs, chest tightness, shortness of breath, listless, and uncomfortable all over."
"And under the influence of procrastination, it is no longer effective to start everything because even if I have started, I will be distracted immediately."
"I didn't get down to business for a few minutes, but I wanted to check what time it was, and then I played with my phone for two hours."
"But I suddenly reacted afterwards and blamed myself. And if there are two or more things to do at the same time, I usually think about that thing when doing this thing, and think about that thing when doing that thing.
this matter."
"I want to play with my phone when I'm doing things, and I want to do things while I'm playing with my phone. It seems like everything is in my mind, but I don't know what I'm thinking about at all."
"Then I was busy and dizzy. It seemed that I had been working hard all day, but in the evening I realized that, well, I had done nothing."
Gu Chen looked embarrassed when he heard this: "Senior Sister Lu is really suffering from procrastination."
"Yes! It's unclear." Lu Weiwei also admitted, even feeling powerless to refute: "It's like holding my phone in my hand at night to delay going to sleep, and adjusting the alarm clock many times in the morning to delay sleeping."
"I kept thinking, wait a little longer, wait a little longer, I'll have time, but in the end I didn't start screaming until it was really too late, just like now, there's no time."
"As the saying goes, 'Tomorrow comes tomorrow, and there are so many tomorrows. If I live and wait for tomorrow, everything will be wasted.'"
At the end of Lu Weiwei's words, she immediately started to write a poem.
Officer Wang also smiled, his stomach hurt, and he couldn't help but say to Lu Weiwei: "Let me tell you, everyone used to call me Salted Fish Lao Wang, but now I think you, Lu Weiwei, are more like Salted Fish."
"At least today's work is done today. It's not difficult, right? Even I can do it, what else can't you do?"
"I think you should cheer up, start over, and say goodbye to procrastination. I can set an example for you now."
At the same time that Comrade Lao Wang was complaining, the phone on his body suddenly rang.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Officer Wang wiped the oil stains on his hands with paper, then took out his phone, clicked on the speakerphone and asked: "What's wrong with Xiao He?"
"Brother Wang, the light bulb in the corridor has been broken for half a month. My sister-in-law asked me to ask you when will it be repaired?"
"Tell her we'll talk later." Officer Wang hung up the phone after saying that...
The scene suddenly became quiet.
Gu Chen, Lu Weiwei and Yuan Shasha on the side couldn't help but chuckle after hearing this.
"I feel that procrastination among young people is inherited from middle-aged and older friends." Lu Weiwei glanced at Officer Wang and said, "We are inheriting the spirit of the older generation, aren't we?"
Officer Wang smiled and said: "No, don't blame others for being lazy."
"No more, no more." Lu Weiwei felt that Lao Wang was different, and she couldn't help complaining: "Just like me, I want to save a down payment for a building, but I didn't expect that I only saved 10,000 yuan in a year.
They say snacks are a waste of money.”
After a few people sat on the steps and joked around, they finally settled their lunch on the spot. After throwing away the trash, they took the car back to the Furong Branch.
…
…
In the afternoon, the third criminal investigation team was still busy.
Officer Wang and Yuan Shasha were busy with their own affairs, and Lu Weiwei was also doing her job step by step.
After Gu Chen finished solving the matters at hand, he began to draft a report and summary for Lu Weiwei.
These tasks may take a lot of time for Lu Weiwei, but for Gu Chen it is very easy and does not seem to be difficult.
The whole office could only hear Gu Chen's "crackling" hand speed, which seemed to never stop for a moment.
In just an hour, the documents came out of the printer, and then Gu Chen bound them into a volume and placed them on Lu Weiwei's desk.
"Senior Sister Lu, I have already finished the things for you. You will finish your work later and read these things twice, otherwise tomorrow's report will be exposed."
"I know, Junior Brother Gu." Lu Weiwei felt that Gu Chen was her savior. If it were her, she probably wouldn't be able to handle it in an afternoon and dinner time.
What is efficiency?
This is efficiency.
With Gu Chen in the third team, Lu Weiwei always had a sense of deja vu that she might lose her job at any time.
It's night time soon.
After finishing the busy afternoon work, everyone felt relaxed and relaxed.
Since Gu Chen was assigned to the Criminal Investigation Team Three, Lu Weiwei has taken the initiative to work night shifts more frequently.
At first, Zhao Guozhi defined Lu Weiwei as an office chore, handling some coordination work.
But now Lu Weiwei can not only handle coordination work, but also actively go out in the field. This gives the Furong Branch, which originally had insufficient police force, seemingly more options.
10 at night.
After patrolling several streets, Officer Wang drove the police car to a stop outside a publicity wall marked "We are united and work hard, the harder it is, the harder we move forward."
Lu Weiwei ran to a nearby milk tea shop that was still open and ordered three cups of milk tea to bring back.
The three of them rested for a while next to the police car...
The portable police lights hanging on the police uniforms flashed constantly, giving many passers-by on the street a sense of security.
When a little girl of three or four years old passed by, she saluted the three of them with attention, and all three of them returned the salute at the same time.
Everyone can encounter situations like this two or three times a night, and they are used to it.
Not only that, but we also have to provide Chinese help to many foreign tourists.
10:30.
In the bustling commercial streets, the crowds began to gradually decrease, and many shops began to close.
The final work of cleaning the aunt's door has also begun.
At this moment, a warning notice from the alarm center came from the newly installed alarm system.
Since all police vehicles on night duty are equipped with positioning, the alarm center can send nearby police information to the nearby police officers on duty, which is convenient and fast.
"There was an explosion in the Nanshan Laboratory. We need to go over and deal with it. There are injured people." Gu Chen reported the police information to Officer Wang and Lu Weiwei.
Officer Wang threw away his unfinished milk tea cup and waved, "Let's go over and have a look."
After sitting in the police car, the wheels rubbed in place on the ground for a few times, the siren sounded, and the vehicle soon entered the main road and disappeared into the uncongested traffic.
Nanshan Laboratory is a commercial laboratory that has established long-term cooperative relationships with universities.
We usually accept internships from some university students, and also connect with some commercial companies, which serves as a link between universities and enterprises.
Gu Chen remembered that this laboratory was established not long ago, only three years ago, but some dangerous items were stored in the laboratory.
There was an explosion this time, and the news was frightening to hear. Most importantly, someone was injured.
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